This man is 89 years old and he ISN'T ASIAN
How does he do it?
>>57307798
He feeds off the life force of Cuban orphans.
>>57307798
Is it true he has/had a double?
>>57308374
yes
t. ex kgb agent
>>57307798
Santeria
Fidel is qt3.14 and BTFO'd usa
id say its coz hes not from a 3rd world shithole but ya know
stem cells from dead babies
>>57308879
It's a second world shit hole
>>57307798
My grandmother is 95 and she's not Asian tbqh.
drink only quality rum,and smoke only quality cigars
Gommie magic
Smoking natural tobacco increases lifespan more. Cuba is free of tobacco with rat poison unlike the rest off us.
>>57308374
>>57308502
What if Castro died years ago and this """Castro""" is the double?
socialists are smarter, healthier people
>>57307798
He's fairly active for his age and has stayed fit his whole life. He's currently living a rather leisurely life with little stress, secure in the knowledge that he saved his country from the worst phase of American imperialism and that he improved the lives of the vast majority of his subjects. He is sitting back and watching with optimism as American companies invest in his country in the most mutually beneficial way possible.
