>Was suppose to do a challenge with a qt
>THREAD FUCKING 404'S
JUST KILL ME
IT WAS THE ONLY CONTACT I'VE HAD WITH A GIRL IN MONTHS
>>57303978
Oh darling, that was me. Don't worry... I wouldn't abandon you even in your time of grief.... I only taunt you a little by thinking you lost me.
>>57304039
Pls
I'm so alone
>>57303978
4chan makes challenges ever so fun...
Remember your conditions, luv:
1. Pleasure me with your mouth, non-sexually. I'll give you a hint of you don't understand, but I won't be happy. Stupid pigs aren't worth as much.
2. Find the picture of me that I'm going to put up on /int/
~If any anon beats you to this, you are out of luck with me....~
Understand, boy?
>>57304088
if you can manage to come with a way... Say a thread, or question... That might get me to share my photo quicker!
>>57304136
Yes mistress
Ask you friends... If you have any... To help. I can even tripfag just for you.
>>57304224
I unironically have no friends
>>57304266
Well, I'm not your friend either. But /int/ sort of is. Go explore, find my photo. I'll be here.
this thread is creepy as hell
>>57304291
Is it a bumped thread or did you s-sage to make it h-harder...
>>57304364
You're welcome to join in. It started with some random erotica. I'm just bored, and fucking around. It is fun, though...
>>57304411
It is a bumped thread. I'm go easy on you this time, but you must make a choose: My body in my clothes or my face...? You only get one.
>>57304472
I-i can't find it...
I tried to cheat by using archive and searching posts with only images attached in reverse chronological order
>>57304520
No, no, that was making it too easy.
For your failure, choose my face or body? Which is most unfit for your eyes, boy?
>>57304566
B-body, mistress
>>57304595
Of course you'd pick that, you based little slut. Watch your words when you speak next of the photo.
>>57304627
S-sorry...
What the fuck are you guys doing in here
>>57304627
Did you even post the photo? I can't find it anywhere.
what the fuck
>TFW even online girls don't want anything to do with me
Pic related except I'm the man sitting instead of the frog
im scared
>>57304971
It's up, and being talked about.
>>57305137
Oh, here's my face, you poor thing.
>>57305353
I'm on iPhone, waiting for friends, so I'm shitposting. That's why everything is sideways.
>>57305392
Are you the one the blonde or the other one
>>57305471
Rate them. I'll tell you after.
>>57305353
>image.jpg
>>57305484
The brunette is far prettier, 8.5
The other one is a six at most.
>>57305508
>shitephone
>outside waiting on friends.
>>57305484
weak 6 for both
>>57305353
>search google for image
>bunch of gore comes up
thats what i think of you and your friend
cancuck is autist as fuck and so are you
>>57305571
How the fuck did that happen?! Lmao
Like, I'd say I TROLL U! But, I don't even know how or why.
>>57305314
>>57305353
Oh I found it, I assumed it was someone else and unrelated. For something reason I expected it to be a cryptic, distorted image with no text or perhaps some sort of riddle
>>57303978
are you by any chance asian, OP?
>>57305597
Might commit to better puzzles on a different night. Wanted to do something fun. I wasn't even sure if anyone wanted to bite, but it's kinda fun.
>next time I'll make some /int/ specific pictures and something more fun. The winner will be awarded with steam points or something.
>>57305621
No I am a Slavshit(Ukrainian cuck)
>TFW lost the genetic lottery
Why won't God just kill me dude
>>57305597
I do like your way of thinking. You seem like a cool dude. Hobbies? Music?
>>57305683
SLAVSHIT IS WHAT I NEED IN MY LIFE.
>tfw girls on /soc/ say i'm an 8-9
>tfw still virgin at 18
why live
>>57305688
Taxidermy and the sound of the refrigerator late at night
>>57305757
It's okay. Join us in our austist area. We're friends here, although some more than others....
>>57305757
>still a virgin at 18
Fuck off. I didn't lose my virginity until 24 you nut. You probably haven't even graduated HS yet.
>>57305782
Symphonic metal, making wearable articulated wings, Lolita fashion, domination, oh, and hunting down the wings of the fallen to use as art. Taxidermy compromise??
And fucking video games.
>>57305688
Shitposting on /biz/ /int/ and /fit/.
C++
Masturbating
Gnu/Linux
I listen to genres of music but lately I've been listening to At the drive in, brainiac, and a bunch of experimental bands no one's heard of that I found.
>>57305683
>ukrainian
иди нaхyй, cyкa, cpaний хoхoл, пococи caлo, пococи хyй
>>57305828
Grill, lost it at age 19 to another grill.
Haven't done a dude.
>>57305843
Cool, I know a bit about computers, but way more about medicine.
>>57305856
Bruh I'm Anglo AF desu
I've abandoned my shitty Slav roots.
If only I could also abandon these shitty genes
>>57305901
I want to Hopak together, though ;_;
>>57305901
>implying being a slav is bad
it's not that bad бpaтaн, I'm happy with my background
>>57305935
I need to go away now, Slav-Leaf-kun. If you want to talk more, I'm open to it.
>>57305955
Goodbye.
I will still be here when you get back, I will always be here. I don't have anywhere else to be
>TFW decent portfolio for my age but it doesn't matter because I never go outside
>>57305951
I'm not.
>TFW bad acne so had to megadose accutane
>TFW bad eyesight
>Fucking king of manlets 5'11(WHAT THE FUCK GOD)
>Low intelligence
>Small wrists(4 fucking inches, cmon)
>Shitty hair growth, somewhat receding hairline
>Weird balls(penis pushing 7 inches could be worse)
>FLAT FEET
I could go on, and on...
>>57306092
Ignoring my last post, because 4chan won't let me delete it...
>>57306092
I can blow everything away:
I'm a Weeb. But I can hide my powerlevel. I just want friends to talk to. I get on here to shitpost when the pain gets bad.
>>57306147
I am a virgin I've never had a gf and all my friends either left me or I stopped talking to them
My parents hate me
I'm not good at anything
I wear old clothes
>>57306092
I'll leave a throwaway. No pressure to talk. Just remind me 3 things about yourself from this thread so I know it's you!
>>57303978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHnL57KLCls
Please kill yourselves
>>57306092
>TFW bad acne so had to megadose accutane
not necessarily slav related, I don't have any issues with bad acne
>TFW bad eyesight
same as above
>Fucking king of manlets 5'11(WHAT THE FUCK GOD)
slavs are either really short or really tall, you got the unlucky 50% chance
>Low intelligence
same as above, either really dumb or really smart
>Small wrists(4 fucking inches, cmon)
I have the same thing but I am literally skellington that never exercises so yeah
>Shitty hair growth, somewhat receding hairline
Had no problems with hair, having issues with a receding hairline now (18 years old lol), expected though because my dad and brother were the same. Baldness suits their skull shape so it's not too bad, hoping i'll be the same
>Weird balls(penis pushing 7 inches could be worse)
what
>FLAT FEET
yeah I got the same shit
It's less of you being a slav and more than you being really unlucky, I feel bad for you desu if what all you said is true
>>57306243
I have friends that weren't made on Indonesian furniture trading forums though
>>57306233
Dude I'm going to order steroids this summer and get on that shit
It's the only hope
Luckily a Canadian source finally came back whose hella trustworthy
>>57306194
I don't have a throwaway email just add me on some retarded chat meme that normies use, telegram or whatever I don't even know
I haven't talked to someone outside of 4chan for so long
>all this normie shit at my /int/
get back to /soc/, you filthy.
Listen to Brainiac - kiss me you jacked up jerk
Gud song
>>57306307
Fuck off chink go eat a dog
what a weird thread
My wife left me for the black guy who i hired to paint out living room. It could be worse op.
Okay, I'll do this too:
>TFW bad acne so had to megadose accutane
Mine is 100% gone. Left at age 20.
>TFW bad eyesight
The Queen of bad eyesight. No I will not 1k for contact lense.
>Fucking king of manlets
A tiny 5'4"
>Low intelligence
Brilliant in some areas; cannot tie knots in other areas
>Small wrists(4 fucking inches, cmon)
Lovely dainty doll-like hands known for elegant movement. (Actually, my fingers are way shorter than I wanted, so I learned magic to make them seem longer)
>Shitty hair growth, somewhat receding hairline
Fully grown lusty blonde hair down to me ass. Weaponized in braid form.
>Weird balls(penis pushing 7 inches could be worse)
>FLAT FEET
Cat stance Kung fu feet
The only thing I have going for me is that I'm white and my parents gave me a bunch of money that I am investing desu
>>57306266
Oh? I have some outside of my Canook waterproof basket-weaving trade show.
What interesting interests we have!!
>>57306402
Golddigger bait right here.
>>57306425
At this point I'll take anything I can fucking get, SENPAI
>>57306425
Hey! I have my own NEETBUX, thank you. I'm a strong independent woman who needs no man (but gov't assistance...)
>>57306442
Pay some whore, don't be dumb.
>>57306402
the only thing i have going for me are my good looks, a good job and education, alcohol, parents who love me and good memories from travelling the world.
i guess i should consider myself pretty fortunate aside from all the bad shit :)
>>57306425
In fact I've considered moving to some shit country and paying women until they love me
>>57306468
Or... Be my friend, and I'll set you up in 3somes. It happens sometimes.
>>57306442
You don't need to apologize for inheriting money. Thats a fucking great thing and you should be proud. I only hope you invested wisely :)
>>57306496
This is true! I wasted most all of my money.
>Medical Bills, such a frivolity...
Everyday I think I'm pathetic but then I come to 4chan and faggots like OP make me feel like an alpha male.
Here, OP. I found the picture of your future lover.
I'm half slav (50% Bulgarian) and it's alright.
I don't ever get acne. The only time I did was when I was like 13 and it was never outside of a couple pimples on my nose/chin and only if I didn't shower.
20/20 vision
I am a manlet though. 5'9 :( But good facial aesthetics/body and shoe lifts go a long way (for me anyway we're not all #blessed)
I'm fairly intelligent. They put me in the TAG program in school and I received a 30 on the ACT. I didn't try at all in high school and graduated with a 3.2 and a spot in the state uni.
I don't know my wrist size. I wouldn't call them small.
My hair's ok, kinda wavy, not receding though. My father is balding but his dad isn't and my grandfather on my mom's side isn't.
Dick is 8 inches. Balls are fine.
My feet are arched.
Don't blame your glorious Slav blood, blame various other genetic factors.
>>57306489
How 'bout this. You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you.
>>57306528
Oh! Found yours, Master!
>>57306474
That's good senpai.
I watched Office Space recently and I'm considering doing as the main character does. I-is this a good idea?
First order of business is moving to a brand new city alone.
>TFW the fondest times I've had with people in the last few years were due to Opiates
>>57306496
I did.
Bought/buying the S&P :^)
>>57306528
That's my present lover
I considered buying an onahole but I am ashamed, not that I have much further to fall...
>>57306543
>that height
Just kill yourself.
>>57306547
t. Texas
>>57306514
i hope youre healthy now at least :) my brother lost his life to a staph infection (MRSA) - I'm never going to complain about my asthma ever again.
>>57306558
I haven't fapped in about 8-9 months, can't remember now.
Who wouldn't like my reasoning though.
>>57306543
fuck you man
privileged piece of shit
>>57306558
If you've got fuck you money you should move to new york city. thats a place where you can actually reinvent youself. i moved to brooklyn a while back and its fucking amazing. i still spend too much time here because of crippling alcoholism but this is still the best place for me :)
>>57306598
I actually have had MRSA, and it really is terrible. I'm disabled with a chronic kidney diease. Ever pass a kidney stone, get suckerpunched in the kidney? Imagine. All. The. Fucking. Time.
What a pain. I wear fashion to cope. Makes me feel got about my shitty body.
>>57306622
do you expect anything different from a fucking white male?
>>57305739
Ugly. Better check this out.
>>57306678
>slav
>white
>>57306598
I'm so sorry for your brother. In all honesty, I know everything I say will be stilted and awkward, so: CHEERS TO HIM!!
>>57306696
>Liking disgusting Russian women
Gross desu and it's not because all the ones I've met have cucked me and made me scared of women... I-its not that at all...
>>57306696
Oh, I know. I just liked her dress. I want a Katia. Or an Ivan. Just so badly. I want to practice Russian too....
>dreams
>>57306652
Yeah one of my good online buddies moved to NYC, I wonder how he's doing now.
H-he was the only person who cared then he stopped logging on for some reason
I need military inspo later. Mainly Russian or Soviet. Not now though; I'll make a thread later so I can dump. Ciao friends.
This thread has made me feel happy!
>>57306730
>I want to practice Russian too....
then do it, nothing is stopping you.
Cyrillic isn't too hard to learn. You can learn basic language in several ways, mostly how I have done it so far is by google, watching Russian movies, and skyping with Russians.
>>57306672
That sucks bud. Glad you survived MRSA. My brother got it in his gut after having surgery following a car accident. It was hell for him for a few months before he passed.
I'm glad you found something to be passionate about to help you cope. It always makes me happy to see people like you get money (whether through inheritence or whatever) because I want to see you enjoy your life and I know you aren't just going to blow it on completely stupid shit.
This fucking thread, man
>>57306781
>This thread has made me feel happy!
chicANUS
>>57306786
Russian is ridiculously hard for anglos, wtf are you talking about? They'll never be good enough to actually speak it where they don't sound like retards
Plus it's a shit language
>One chance at life
>LEARN FUCKING RUSSIAN AS BABBY
>>57306720
>Russian women
At least they give chance to you lose your virginity (as I did), unlike fastidious Canadian women.
And I'm not a genetic lottery winner, the thing is the critical lack of men in Russia because of all wars and other shit such a revolutions, etc.
>>57306786
It's that I really need conversation practice, with real people. I can find people in my city though. Yea, watching movies is good. I really want to read your literature.
>>57306800
My money was through my family, but it's mainly gone now. We basically had to pay 100% out of pocket before the ACA. Thank god for that, I'm still alive! Now I set SSI, but not disability because of the shittiest loophole ever.
>>57306757
>he stopped logging on for some reason
because moving to new york is like moving to an entirely different world in all honesty. i'm sure he didn't quit writing to you on purpose- hes just on a complete different level right now. as corny as that sounds, its the truth. you leave everything behind once you come here, for better or for worse.
>>57306710
thanks dude. i'm drinking a shitload tonight (like every weekend) because i miss him so much. its all good though- hes in a better place and i'm enjoying myself. cheers buddy... guess we all find ourselves on this site for a reason and its not because everything is fucking amazing in our life.
>>57306800
Glad your life is doing good too. For all the medical shit... I'm happy. I'm also the greatest at budgeting, haggling, and buy/sell overseas. It's nice. 50¢ stuff from China!
>>57306866
Good point
But they're all fucking cuckoldresses.
I don't know I've kind of transcended the need. I don't care about being a virgin anymore
Sometimes I fall in love with QTS but that's usually when I have fapped that day.
>>57306887
It's true. I'm enjoying this comfy thread. It's like we're chillin at a bar or something, lol
>>57306842
It's hard but it's possible, I didn't say the language was easy, I said Cyrillic wasn't hard.
I disagree with you saying it's a shit language, there are plenty that sound way worse. (German, Polish, Arabic, literally every asian language, etc)
>>57306871
>It's that I really need conversation practice, with real people. I can find people in my city though.
Try see if you can find Russians on /int/, dvach, or some video game or something to help you in skype.
That way if you fuck up big time in some way you can cut off all contact with them if it's really that bad.
But yeah if you don't start with Russian when you're young it'll be really hard to speak it without a strong accent.
I've been learning it since I was young but not full on, I never fully tried learning it so I can't speak it fluently but what I can speak, I can speak without a strong accent.
>>57306941
Haven't *
>>57306955
I speak it decently at 26. My voice is suited to the language. When I'm more confident, I'll find some people to skype with.
>>57306652
>tfw you realized that you never get anywhere from shithole such as Russia
>>57306955
Don't listen to him
English is masterrace.
The greatest literature is in English
Russian literature is meme, also no one who isn't a FOB speaks Russian well in North America
They all suck at it
To bad lads! I'm off on vacation tomorrow! Going from ATL all the way to here....
>Helen, GA
1.3 hours away
>>57306931
one of my friends is making a shitload of money (high 6 figures) importing drink coasters from china to the US. No shit. If thats your skill you can make a killing.
>>57306730
actually thats funny your studying russian because after my brother passed i went and did a study abroad in Kyiv. the university was in ukrainian language but no one speaks that shit in Kyiv (although everything on tv and written is ukrainian) - so i studied russian before i went there and between speaking it with folks there and the classes i became nearly fluent. i'd highly recommend it because it was such a fucking awesome experience and if you're from over here you'll be treated like a rockstar.
http://www.univ.kiev.ua/en/
thats the school i went to (i'd been studying international relations at college here so i had to go abroad at some point)
its cheap as fuck compared to schools here.
>this thread
>>57306995
Makes me feel bad for being such a fucking degenerate
>>57306786
Why aussie guyz so Russian-friendly? I see it all the time in /int
Or all it is just write one man..?
>>57307046
Holy shit! Wow! Thanks for info! Yeah, I trade goods between China, Japan, US, Russia, and rarely Europe. Really just for my hobby, though, and earn enough to net me a 200+ dress each time.
>>57306995
You can too. The city I grew up in (Atlanta) has a shitload of russian/ukrainian ex-pats and they make a fucking killing here because they support eachother. One of my ukranian friends i studied with moved to the US a couple years ago (starting off in a work/travel program) and now has his own moving business in north carolina. you can absolutely do it if you work your ass off and know good english.
>>57307015
>English is masterrace.
well yeah, doesn't mean Russian is complete shit.
>The greatest literature is in English
>Russian literature is meme
Both languages have classics and great stuff
>also no one who isn't a FOB speaks Russian well in North America
yeah that's what I said.
>>57307061
>texas
>>57307072
Russia and Australia never had any negative relations really. I mean there was cold war but it wasn't as bad as USSR-US relations.
Plus all the Russian immigrants are breddy gud, not many bydlos here.
>>57307101
Post more cute dresses
>>57307061
t. Texas
>>57307105
I-I'm from ATL. Let this be the first invite extended to Chad: Let's be friends! Haha
>>57307136
Here you are
>>57307101
Theres a lot of eastern europeans in China (specifially hong kong) acting as middlemen in the trade. if you get yourself a connection you'll be set. Its actually easier than you think. You don't even need a niche- people here love variety.... its really easy actually--
go to alibaba.com you can buy bulk shit off there and sell it to mom and pop stores here to get started- thats what my friend did.
>>57307184
>Alimeme
Enjoy getting ripped off by gooks
Never trust a Chinaman
>>57303978
Fuck this I'm going back to sleep. I don't even want to know what goes on here when Europe is asleep.
>>57307063
Thanx for your support, dude -_-
>>57307184
Buy from taobao- it's where alibaba gets its shit. I have several connections on the manufacturing side in China, especially.
>>57307222
you know better than i do, just sayin how my friend got started. now he lives in china most of the year doing this directly and making a ton of money.
>>57307219
Just feels bad knowing I have decent networth and live in a first world country and am doing nothing with it except getting high and shitposting, I'm sure most people in shitholes would kill for this...
Kind of makes me want to become successful... But then I change my mind and go back to my shitposting ways.
>>57307141
Grew up in Kennesaw, all my family still lives there- awesome place :)
>>57307259
Oh, seeing this is a hobby business for me... I guess I'd need to train up more skills to be able to do it full time. You definitely know more than me, I just meant for own use... taobao kills every other choice.
It was fun talking, thanks. I feel cheered. Sweet dreams! I might come back tomorrow.
>>57307105
Tried GreenCard Lottery for three times.
>>57307305
good luck to ya man.
>>57307294
I was born in Texas, but moved to Atl after Asheville and Memphis. Grew up here and loved it. I've friends in Kennesaw. I was down there for Owl-O-Ween. I have a hand in the major conventions done here, so I do a lot of management and people hearding work
Family is from St. Simon's...
>>57307335
Dude go to the casino and put all your money on black, if it's doesn't work out...
Kek
>>57307305
and if its something interesting to you, don't make it a hobby- get rich from it! you'll enjoy it.
>>57307335
do they not have work/travel programs in russia? thats pretty much the only way my ukrainian friends can come out here but they have good success...
>>57307358
>st simons
fucking nice. i love georgia.
>>57307399
It is nice. Let me know if you drop by, we can get a coffee or some shit.
Goodnight!
>>57307374
>>57307335
and this isn't the only work/travel program (there are a ton) but just an example of what i mean-
https://www.interexchange.org/travel-abroad/work-travel-year-usa/
>>57307421
you're in st simons now? i haven't been there since middle school- i'd love to go back and check it out!
Wtf is this thread?
>>57307475
a bunch of drunkards giving life advice. problem?
>>57307288
You're not the only one. I strive for the first world to stop surviving and start living. If what you like is shitpostinge and getting high, I do not see anything bad with that.
>>57307374
>work/travel
Yeah, there are, but it such illegal and insecure, not my way to be quite honest. I want to be a stable resident with guarantee rights. I have a few chances with my education and experience of work (in the) bank, so thank you for your support, I'm gonna try to continue join great America.
>>57307475
>thread that isn't entirely shitposting and memes on /int/
>mass confusion
>>57307520
Idk dude I just think about some Cambodian kid without arms writhing around in pain trying to earn some money to eat while I'm nodding off...
Feels kinda bad. I think I owe it to niggas who never got a chance to at least fucking try
>>57307598
>t. The White Man's Burden
>>57307520
its not a sure thing, but like i said, one of my friends who did a work travel (none of them were ripped off- some had shitty work experiences though) --- but i had one friend who did work/travel and impressed enough to get funding to start his own moving business and he's been here for the last few years and is working towards getting full citizenship.
I can see just from what you're posting on here that you know better english than any of my friends who came over; so I'd bet you could find help to stay over here- if you went to a city with a lot of slav ex-pats.... thats how a lot of people end up here- but you actually know the language so you're in a damned good position.
>>57307554
no thanks
>>57307666
Idk it's kind of crazy to think about people from poorfag countries.
Most of them will never even know what shitposting on 4chan is like.
>>57307710
Theres only so much you can do... at some point you have to realize you have to help yourself and make the best out of the cards handed to you. if you're fucking miserable, worrying about other people won't get you anywhere. make yourself happy first then you can worry about others.
>>57307778
Nah man I was just thinking about how we bitch about TFW no gf and TFW manlet, etc on here but how funny and insulting would that sound to some poor Vietnamese sex slave, ya know?
>>57307699
Today you gave me confidence like no other. Thanks, dude.
(love you /int and dudes around the world)
>>57307838
Atleast hes getting boned on the reg :^(
>>57307873
go for it buddy.
