This girl walks up to you and tells two things:
1. She's horny
2. She's from the Netherlands
What do you do?
>>57303210
offer her the foamiest of the foamiest beer after i've flooded my arab dick in her white bussy XD
Drown her in my cum
I'd like to sail in her canal
>>57303210
Fuck I love redheads...
They are perfect in any way.
Sadly the almost don't exist here.
>>57303210
Indoctrinate her into GLORIOUS ISLAM, so she will never be shameful to the eyes of the world of men again!!
You absolute degenerates.
Have sexcam for Skype. Bah, it's like to watch porn except that you can talk with her.
>>57303210
Hand her 20 bucks, and get to fuckin
>>57303210
1. dump my gf if i had one
2. breed the redhead from netherlands
3. move there
4. get cucked by jamal
5. live the dream
>>57303210
offer her a fat blunt and ask if she wants to roll around on the rug in the back of my station wagon.
>>57303302
Canelo Álvarez is a red head. ;^)
>>57303210
ficki ficki
>>57303302
There's a couple of famous ones.
>>57303302
Come to south brazil my friend
If you're white of course
I will google 'netherlands culture' at the speed of light.
Call her kanker
>banter her about how the netherlands will flood
>tell her to fuck off lol XD
>>57303466
My skin is really white but my hair is as black as coal , also I'm 175 tall.
I look like an Italian or some shit.
So can I go or not?
>>57303516
nope -- that's how the average """"""""""""""""white""""""""""""""""" brazilian looks like. You'll be like a local to them therefore you won't get any pussy.
I'd point her to the nearest rap concert then go back to watching my anime
>Rei is mai waifu
>>57303210
walk faster
>>57303575
>you won't get any pussy..
Then how do you reproduce if your woman don't wanna Fuck the average Brazilian.
>>57303800
Do you really want Brazilians to populate? I don't care what race they are, I hate Brazillians
>>57303210
Smile awkwardly while not maintaining eye contact, make some aloof comment and walk away.
>>57303800
we're talking about getting R A R E ginger pussy, albertito.
there's plenty of pardas to reproduce with the average brazilian.
>>57303210
Look up at her and say "y-you too" as she pats my head and goes off to find a superior tall bbc
>>57303210
>Girl
>>57303210
>S-sure h-haha! Do you like computers too?
Say "that's great" and pat her on the head. I'd probably want to go leave and eat something. It's an awkward situation, desu.
>>57303210
goodbye yellow fever hello creamy qt
I would say "Ok." and continue with whatever I was doing.
>>57303210
look behind me
>>57303210
Ask her to speak dutch.
>>57303210
Hand her $20
>>57303210
Stick my finger in the dike
Offer her a really small bowl of eggs
>>57303210
I cut inside
This wouldn't happen so what I would do is irrelevant.
>>57307036
>>57307036
Easter? eggs
>>57303210
Hook her in the jaw and take her purse
>>57303516
As expected from a disgusting being, must suck to be that swarty
>>57303210
take her home and fuck her
Ask where she is really from.
It can't happen because the Dutch like slavs abotu as much as hardcore nazis like Jews.
Given a choice between a slav man and a orangutan, Dutch girl will choose orangutan.
>>57303210
I would say that my name is Ahmed to make her even more horney.
>>57303210
Pay 20 bucks for fuck
>>57309127
*horny
>>57309050
she's dutch so she obviously has no money
sex her
>>57303210
Play aloof game on her.
Make a joke about how her language sounds like ducks fucking.
>>57303210
bring her to japan ^p^
>>57303210
Tell her to quit inhaling LSD and 360
>>57303210
nouken in the kouken
>>57303210
Go to bath. whash my qt uncut big juicy benis.
Then reward her with it.
