>you will never, ever, ever, EVER in a million fucking years know what it's like to feel the soft warmth of a woman
jfdimfsa
>>57302757
why wouldnt i?
a hooker is like 50€
>>57302757
I'm a 63 year old black man and I've literally fucked your mother.
Checkmate?
>>57302904
Explains why I have a tan and such frizzy hair
>>57302757
>posts a man
I paid to feel the lips of woman
>>57302924
I-I didn't cum inside though.
>>57302814
>hooker
>"""""warmth""""
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""woman"""""""""""""""""""""""""
wew lad
>>57302757
I have though. I've had a gf, I've kissed a girl. I've put my penis inside a vagina
>"smile anon!"
>>57302757
>you'll never hang out with your gf in the woods while it's 6pm in the summer while the sun is slowly going down
>>57303019
LLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE
>>57303035
>lomography camera
>better yet, the lomo instant camera
hipster piece of shit
>>57303061
>a woman will never feel completely safe about going to the middle of nowhere with you
>>57302757
So what?
Women are overrated, besides the older you get the less you care about fucking.
>>57303145
>a woman will never feel completely safe with you
>>57303068
>ywn experience being sucked up into a blackhole and eventually literally spaghettiing into tiny fragments
This is how I want to die. I'll look into cryogenics and wait if need be or invest all the 20 yurobucks in my account in CERN.
>>57303209
>"lol you're pretty scary anon"
>you will never feel a woman slurping the cum out of your benis
>>57302757
>You will always, always have the burning warmth given to you by the hatred you feel for yourself and those around you.
>don't even care about losing virginity anymore, I just want someone to hold and say they love me
>>57303573
i love you anon, with all my heart i do
>>57302757
Just go to the next brothel
Eh, it's for the best. I can't speak for women of all nationalities, but american women are usually at the very least entitled due to our culture. Really, you're better off without them
