How can non-Italian men compete?
>>57294183
noice, he could be Ezio Auditore anytime
>>57294183
You tell me
they literally cant. we're the master race for a reason..
>>57294183
STOP BEING ARAB!!
>Tall, dark, and handsome referred to suave Italian hunks
>Italian is synonymous with romance in most of the world
>People consider Italian men the most handsome and romantic
We can't
Italians are very sexy.
Too bad they are very straight...
>>57294183
By being hygienic and actually brushing our teeth and eating less garlic.
>>57294183
What an handsome arab
>>57295405
no need for the an, you should just say "What a handsome arab"
>>57295504
Ups true that.
>>57295147
>swedish flag
MAMA MIA LUIGI YOUA LEFTA THE PIZZA INA THE OVENA FORA TOOA LONGA
>>57295568
I would choke on your slovakian cock if you let me desu
>>57295613
Post pic
>>57295504
thank you, you're an hero
>>57294183
You need to be a Chico Caliente to compete
Brazil gives them a run for their money.
>>57294183
>How can non-Italian men compete?
Gun? Check!
Syrian Passport? Check!
Testosterone? Check!
FUCKEN
>>57296113
I don't understand this new german meme
>tfw half Italian
>>57296177
MUH
HAIRYTAGE
top boys: delicious brazilian mulattos > spanish/italian guys > tanned beach australians, turkish oil wrestlers
ok: the rest
shit: asians
>Implying Spaniards cannot compete with Italians
>>57296285
>shit: asians
say that to my face, nigga
FUCKEN
that's clearly a beaner doesn't look italian at all
that's what erotic romance novels writers think an italian looks like
>>57296669
Spaniards are portuguese speaking Italians desu
>>57295504
In Italian, h isn't pronounced when it comes at the start of words, so from his point of view he's technically correct.
>>57296778
but he's writing in english so the peculiarities of his main language are irrelevant
he is not technically correct
>>57295061
>italians
>tall
pick one
Brazil
Not a single drop of moor blood
UK
>>57296844
He is just telling you why, autist
>>57295303
no one wants to fuck a maniqeen, heinrich.
Mexico
>>57296995
italians are tall mr.faggotiny it's not the 50's anymore
i'm 6 feet and i'm gonna slap u with my dick :DDDD
>>57297236
did you even understand the whole exchange you spic
>el argentINO...
>>57297561
I'm 6'2 and i tower over a good 80% people i see.
We're still quite short, although post-1995 generations are getting insanely tall.
>>57296844
Enh, sort of? It depends on where he grew up. In Commonwealth English we say "an history", and drop the "h". Most Americans I've met say "a history". This comes from "history" being a French word, where the "h" is not pronounced. This sort of thing only comes up when you're writing English down, not speaking it.
I'm pretty sure that "handsome" comes from the English/Saxon/etc line, so the "an h-" rule doesn't really apply. But frankly, I tend to drop h's from the start of words when it's followed by "a/n", as in the indefinite article. Technically speaking it's just "a", but realistically speaking, this is like chastising someone for not using the adverb form of an adjective to describe a verb. Like, nobody on the internet follows the rules anyway.
>>57294183
Wtf I look like that guy but without the greasy hair
I guess I'm Italian descendant
>>57295303
>hygienic
A barbarian without bidet telling me, a Roman descendant, this. KEK
Mexico
>>57299128
>mongoloid eyes
>>57294183
Looks Arab to me.
Argentina
>>57295606
OH MI SCUSE, I WAS JUSTA SELECTINA THE MOSTA PERFECTA TABLA WINA THATA WILL CAUSA YOU FACA TO PUCKER LIKEA MOMMA ASSHOLA
arab-looking with intact penises
aka perfect
Marchisio time
>>57299337
huh I think I look like him except he is more handsome.
>>57294183
Looks dirty in the bad way. Would not fuck.
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