>tfw no American gf
trust me you don't want one
>she doesn't take it up the bum
american women do not wear pants
>>57287402
she's not a pronstar
>>57287685
I know
>>57287419
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>57287402
If a girl doesn't take it up the ass she's cucking you. That means another man has claimed that hole as his personal sextoy and she saves it for him.
>>57287114
Sara Jean Undewood has a perfect blend of hot and cute.
>>57287809
yes
it is a bad thing
>>57288188
No.
Hot women should be required to dress as skimpy as possible.
>>57288020
10/10 IMHO
>>57288298
i have not met a nigger who admits he is a nigger before
why you must be black
>>57288383
Don't you have a bread line to be waiting in?
>>57288472
no
outside of Pyongyang is not socialist dream like everybody will said in western media
do not get free food unless nice chinese people will give it to us
my husband must fish a lot and hunt
must work for life
nothing is free outside of pyongyang
![tumblr_ngrjs0S6R31r8asibo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/saYmrmH.jpg "tumblr_ngrjs0S6R31r8asibo1_1280[1].jpg")
>>57288663
Kim, please, stop
>>57288663
Nobody has ever once said any part of NK was a dream. It's a nightmare. If you're not a proxy, flee.
>>57287114
>Sara-Jean-Underwood
I am genetically attracted to her
>>57289018
it is not so easy to leave
especially now that china is enemy to korea
here i have life at least
in china i will have nothing
and they will be not so happy if they see koreans with money go to a border to leave
>>57289260
>here i have life at least
not for long if you keep posting here
>tfw no american gf in leggings and uggs ;_;
>>57287402
anal is for latent homosexuals
>>57289909
Go to a starbux and speak with a thick accent and you'll get basic girls like that wet.
But you really really don't want an American gf. Way too much maintenance and putting up with bullshit.
>>57289260
How do you even have access to this site? I'm telling kim on you.
>>57288020
she looks JUST like my friends mom. Of course she looked a lot better 10 years ago but fuck she's still pretty gorgeous.
We used to steal her panties and my friend would get so pissed. Top bants
>>57290028
this
>"Hey I'm from Sweden"
>"omggg really? Isn't that like in Europe?"
>"Yeah, why don't you come back to my place and I can help you locate it on a map"
Are American girls like they are in films? I've always wondered what it would be like to date one
>>57293867
>>57293723
Thanks Pedro. <3
I'm married to an American girl, she's a spoiled brat who has had an easy life, complaints about everything and everyone and can't cook me anything good.
I should've married a dumb Mexican cunt.
>>57293867
>locating countries on a map is an aphrodisiac for Ameridumbs
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>57294831
top kek
