remember to lead a moral life lads )))
first for qts
Harri pjotr
first for poor refugees and kind czechs that payed them their way to germoney
http://www.novinky.cz/domaci/399317-iracti-uprchlici-odjizdeji-z-ceska-do-nemecka.html
>>57284337
anyone remember these?
>>57284332
I never said it was better senpai, I'm just too lazy and too much of a pussy to actually perform a suicide.
Who /dead inside/ here?
>>57284710
who not, brat
>>57284677
why do you want to die?
>>57284710
but anon life is short and full of amazing experience and shit
>>57284839
>>57284839
Evading the ban is against the rules
>>57285009
>implying shitskins follow rules
>A babó
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G45w70Fujkg
>>57285080
That is the old translation.
Nowdays it's released as
Höbitökör
>>57284710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmcyN01sK8w
>>57284795
Because it's easier than having to deal with shit every day and because I'm getting more and more tired of everything with each passing day.
>>57285136
Stupid autocorrect.
I meant:
A Hobbit
>>57285286
>Because it's easier than having to deal with shit every day and because I'm getting more and more tired of everything with each passing day.
fair enough,if you had access to a gun would you have chosen that over a slow death?
>>57285080
jelly you cant have dank titles? get a more meme language brat
i actually like these titles... RIP Gönz Árpi, you were a shitty president, but an awesome translator
I will fuck you sl4vshirts up. I left you in peace but you need to learn it the hard way.
>>57285418
I'd definitely prefer that but see
>>57284677
I'm too much of a pussy na to abych se zasebevraždil :DDD
>>57285318
no one would notice if you did not tell us desu
fuck literally had biggest troll captcha ever
>chose all road signs
>impossible to solve
>chose all water
>water pics change when I click on them
>chose all road signs
>impossible
>chose all street number
>pics change when I click on them
repeat until death
>>57285521
>not using legacy captcha
why are you willingly making your life more difficult?
>>57285585
legacy is literally unreadable desu senpai and it takes longer to solve (unless pic captcha fucks ups)
>>57285518
>I'm too much of a pussy na to abych se zasebevraždil :DDD
enough with a gun? the chances that you survive are minimal desu
what do you think would have made your life "better?
>>57285521
>>water pics change when I click on them
you are supposed to keep clicking until there are none left, took me a while to figure out too
Ahoj kotě!
>>57285752
get out gayreek idiot
>>57285876
what is his theme song that starts playing after this narration?
>>57285671
have fun death drinking if thats your prefered method
>>57285835
i fuck ur mother sl4vshirt
>>57285634
>enough with a gun? the chances that you survive are minimal desu
i know the chances are minimal but it's all about the tension when it comes to it, same thing happens when people try to kill themselves by jumping off of incredible heights, most of them don't have enough courage to make the leap
the comfiest and most efficient way to do it would be probably getting decapitated by a train, which might be a little tricky, or just down a bottle of sleeping pills with vodka though i'd need to get a prescription or know someone with sleeping problems and who wouldn't mind helping me with killing myself to achieve that
>what do you think would have made your life "better"?
i don't really think about that so i dunno
>>57286014
Kopala Studienku probably
where the fuck is my pizza. Married with children is gonna start soon and I want to get comfy
>>57284710
>chatting with qt3.14 atm
>high school is ending
I couldn't be more alive famfam
>>57286014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFdulJcMMUE
>>57286014
Od ziliny ide vlak a v nom sedi Sano Mach...
that song, dont know what its called
any of you weeb faggots played way of the samurai 3? is it any good? different much from the 4th? i enjoyed hat one...
>>57286083
>the comfiest and most efficient way to do it would be probably getting decapitated by a train
i agree, i used to watch videos like that on liveleak quite a bit a couple of years ago
>>57286253
just download it and try it, it came out on PC week ago
>>57286014
Hej Slováci
>>57286148
cigany raped the pizza guy and then stole your pizza
>tfw I have a perfect Czech gf
Feels good man but fuck learning your language. It's way too hard and anytime I speak it she and her laugh at me and then she said I talk like a Vietnamese person there, I'm not even Asian though.
>>57286340
her family I meant
>>57286083
>the comfiest and most efficient way to do it would be probably getting decapitated by a train
József Attila all over again
>>57286340
>>57286404
>having the union jack on your state flag
hawaii pls
>>57286340
Why would you learn so fucking useless language.
>>57286340
here is your >>57286340
>>57286151
keep up the good work
>>57286340
a cuckstamp
>>57286304
>>57286224
>>57286090
that doesn't quite have the kick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZY2mRG5mzg
>>57286529
>why would you want to learn the language of your gf
this is why you are still virgin desu senpai
send help, desu
>>57286340
>tfw half czech
>was spoken in my family all the time
>understand most of it but never bothered to properly learn it
regret it more and more every day. Wanna do it now but don't have the time. fml
>>57286649
She obviously speaks English
>>57286487
I didn't make this flag, the dumb Hawaiians did
>>57286529
Becuase I'm moving there to be with her and her parents don't speak English and her mom wants to be able to talk to me.
>>57286613
pls no bully
>>57286649
This desu
>>57286701
She does speak perfect English but I want to be able to speak her native language too.
>>57285876
he looks like shit now, exactly like Brandan
>>57286658
nah, you are fine
>>57286675
Watch czech dubbed shows or cartoons. I speak czech fluently though i watched czech shows and talked with czechs my whole childhood. When i played czech mmorpg i even spoke czech with other players
>>57286807
poor lad
>>57286765
>moving from US to eastern Europe
>tfw Mala Velka Britanie is on stream now
fuck yes
>>57286610
cheers m8, I'll try
>>57286658
what's in there?
>tfw over two gigs of programming related pdfs on the backlog
>>57286765
>burgers moving to central yurop
someone call kandinsky we have a new target
>>57286910
nový Blaník when?
>>57286765
>Becuase I'm moving there to be with her and her parents don't speak English and her mom wants to be able to talk to me.
in that case prepare your anus
but on more serious note, I know two American expats who live in Prague and they both speak Czech
it's not perfect, but they are able to get by, so if they managed to pull it off,then so should you
>>57286932
forgot pic
>>57286960
IKR i have irrational hate for Americans here, was in Krakow and wanted to shoot half the tourists.
>>57286932
well porn pics of course, I dont know why but I like pictures more and mostly its not even hardcore stuff
>>57287006
70% of the gentoomen library is pretty useless imho...
>>57286765
i dont want to tell you to pretend to be canadian instead of american but sometimes its for the best considering some people can be extremely rude about you being american
>>57287110
I understand, I used to have one as well but decided to delete them all. It was a bit addicting desu
>>57287128
I know, that's why its not 35 gigs only 2,5. I filtered it to suit my interests
>>57286883
I don't care that it's a poor shithole, we just want to be together and all I have to do is work for 6 months and I can afford to live there for a year.
>>57286960
I'm just tired of living on some shitty rock in the middle of the ocean.
>>57286993
>in that case prepare your anus
Why?
I'll be living in Prague too though she's from Ostrava though she'll be goign back in forth.
The language isn't too bad though I just have trouble with a few things.
>>57287143
I'm not going to pretend to be a goddamn Canuck, I don't give a shit if people don't like me just because I'm American. Besides I mainly keep to myself anyway.
>>57287143
Can confirm. Canada bro tier. US Russia tier
>>57287265
>I'm not going to pretend to be a goddamn Canuck,
you may change your mind about that or youll get lucky and meet nice people
>>57287275
nothing new
>>57287265
>The language isn't too bad though I just have trouble with a few things.
do you by any chance speak some other slavic lanugage?
I transgressed the barriers of human morality. My case is stated on nothing. I've seen the infinite many times. How people live without it is understandable, yet beyond my ability at this point.
I miss it sometimes. In infinite cosmos of divine potential, I miss the stability of matter. Nothing doesn't reassure me. Matter did.
I miss carnality. I miss simple hopes and dreams. In infinite cosmos, there's none of these.
>>57287388
>you may change your mind about that or youll get lucky and meet nice people
I doubt I will since I don't see a point in pretending to be Canadian plus I don't talk like one anyway since I've gotten more of a Hawaiian accent now and talk in Hawaiian pidgin a lot too because of work, which my girlfriend hates when I do.
>>57287568
>do you by any chance speak some other slavic lanugage?
No I don't. I only speak French, a little Spanish and Portuguese.
>>57287790
>since I've gotten more of a Hawaiian accent now and talk in Hawaiian pidgin a lot too because of work,
>implying the majority would be able to tell the difference
>>57287790
>No I don't. I only speak French, a little Spanish and Portuguese.
well, in that case, you will have lots of fun learning czech (or any other slav language for that matter)
>tfw watching Leon and drinking red wine
a well-spent night indeed
>>57287926
>>implying the majority would be able to tell the difference
It's not like normal English though and she barely understands me when I speak that way.
Here you can here it in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7X9AAeDCr4
>>57287971
She's already taught me some stuff but I can't usually get them right though there are some that I can, like I was able to say ř properly though she said it sounded a little funny.
my pizza arrived 30 minutes late and they forgot my cola. Did not even said that they are sorry. Fuck these jews
>>57288241
you seem strangely prone to assume foreign accent
your native one is what
So, is Kakandinsky still dead?
>>57287790
There is no purpose to learn any slavic language.
Everyone speaks English.
>>57288259
>pizza konzumována 2 osobami plus 40% z ceny
what the fuck?
>>57288413
>unfortunately
good thing he didn't get the dog then
>>57287790
>implying people here can tell difference between american and canadian accent
>>57284337
POLSKA IS SRTONK
>>57288259
>pizza konzumována 2 osobami plus 40% z ceny
is this common in Czechia? never seen such thing
>>57288530
>tfw the potatoes he planted will be eaten by mandelinky
I wonder if Kandie had an action hero-tier death which will be researched by the CIA for decades
or maybe he was just shot like a noob and ended up in a ditch covered in petrol
>>57288557
I do
but average guy here can't tell Indian accent from Spanish accent
>>57288609
me neither
what city is it from anyway?
>>57288609
yes
>>57288723
his body will never be found. No body no crime no investigation
>>57288676
>brown eyes
dispose of this cygan filth
>>57288767
One with a better regional flag than yours, that's for sure.
>>57288787
many poles have brown eyes (please don't say it is because of Russians, kurwa mac)
>>57288880
my own father has disgusting brown eyes
luckily I inherited my grandma's green eyes so I'm not cygan filth
>>57288345
My native language is English
>>57288382
Like I've said I'm only learning it for her and her family.
>>57288557
It's really not that hard though. Also if they can't tell the difference then why should I bother pretending to be Canadian when they'll probably just assume I'm American anyway and lying about being Canadian like a lot of beta Americans do.
>>57288880
kurwa mac
t. blue eyes master race
>>57288928
green eyes are subhuman tier desu
>>57288787
brown eyes are just as nice as any color desu
>>57288970
you do understand that languages are technically dialect continuums and your native ""language"" is de facto your native dialect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp9qP1E9HsA
>>57288870
>blue polish flag
>>57289003
disgusting nordic filth remove yourself
>>57289013
t. butthurt cygan
>>57289036
t. deluded cygan
>>57289003
ja pierdole, but I agree as an individual with blue eyes
>>57288771
>No body no crime no investigation
it's mostly true but I've heard about cases that ended with no bodies found
>>57289043
Ok what's your point though?
>>57289090
FUCK OFF SMUG VEGETA MAN
REE KUCHAREK WITH INDUSTRIAL SALT > PODRAVKA FILTH
>>57289104
>disgusting nordic filth remove yourself
you mad slavshit ?
>>57289106
good comrade )))
where are you from in rushka ?
>>57289073
kek
>>57289104
>t. deluded cygan
blue eyes are pretty boring since everyone has them here desu
>>57289073
wasted
>>57289158
I asked you what's your native dialect of English as you seem strangely prone to pick up something largely remote
>>57289073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl8HeyupUsQ
this ones pretty good too
>>57289214
because blue eyes are for boring blonde cows and babyfaced peasants, you're perfectly right to scorn them
brown are cygan filth tier
>>57289190
please remove yourself asap
>>57289112
but noone is gonna report his disapperance
>>57289239
Well I don't really have a native dialect though since I moved around the US a lot growing up, so it was constantly changing.
Brown eyes are actually the original colour and are most common in the world, even among white people
>>57289290
>this easily triggered
>>57289372
t. cygan
>>57289356
where are your parents from
>>57289290
green eyes are subhuman just like readheads are. Just because there is such a low number of you freaks around(thank G*d) does not mean you are some beautiful snowflakes.
>>57289356
Post the pics of your gf already
>>57289274
this fucking guy tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP4zbyOJR78
>>57289190
>where are you from in rushka ?
if you meet me in Poland you could call me a ruski kurwa. but honestly, I would still be proud of being a Russian
>>57289528
I'm not a redhead you filthy cygan
and indeed if there's a relatively low number of something it means it's a snowflake (and beautiful, according to your mom)
>>57289653
ты чe мyдaк, вoпpoca-тo нe пoнял? oткyдa ты, блядь вoнючaя
>>57289528
>subhuman just like readheads are
That's like your opinion man.
>>57289654
t. Sexually frustrated virgin
what do you call your parents and grandparents?
>parents
anya, apa
>maternal grandparents
mami, tati
>paternal grandparents
mama, -
>>57289520
They're from Massachusetts and Pennsylvania
>>57289601
Not going to happen brah
>>57289761
Wtf, does your language actually distinguish maternal/paternal ancestors? What's up with paternal grandfather?
>>57289528
oh, fuck off
>>57289762
Why do Americans have slav fetish. Arent your local girls pretty
>>57289762
cot, caught, cart, bomb, balm, oil, house, horse, good, water
vocaroo this
also how do you call a generic fizzy drink
>>57289633
>bižule
>>57289863
Red head= neanderthal gene. And shes ugly t b h
>>57289761
>parents
mami(nka), dad(dy)
>maternal grandparents
babička, děda
>paternal grandparents
X,X
>>57289633
He looks like jew anon. Fuck thats him isnt it?
>>57289725
пидp ты, я пoдyмaл cнaчaлa чтo rushka - этo cлoвo oбиднoe для pycни в ycтaх пoляoв. a этo пpocтo paшкa.
>>57290152
jew anons better looking
femanon are you ok ?
>>57290163
дaлee нe oтвeчил oткyдa ты, Oмcк чтo-лe? ты пoхoж нa нapкoмaнa
>>57289852
I meant it more like what anons personally use
Like if there are variations which one do you use
My grandpa was only around when I was still small, I don't remember anything about him so I don't call him anything
For my whole life I thought he was already dead then when I was around 16 I learned that he died just then and funeral is in a week
>>57290112
Ty volas otca dad?
>>57289633
tv guy is seriously pissed off
>>57289725
Гжeгoж нe cepдиcь, пpишли лyчшe мнe пoлькy
Или ты бyльбa-caн?
>>57289852
And no it doesn't differentiate
>parents
Mami,oci
>M. Grandparentes
Džadek, babka
>p. Grandparents
Dedko, babka Marta
>>57290294
>Ty volas otca dad?
yes
>>57290230
are you ok?
>>57290112
>mami(nka)
that sounds cute
>>57290364
я нe oдин и нe двa paзa cкaзaл чтo ждeт тeбe твoя няшкa
тepяю oчeнь мнoгo дeнeг нa eдy для нee кaдa ты бoлтaeшьcя
>>57289863
Dont get mad at me demonspawn. Bour mom for consulting with demons and for her unholy union with your demon dad.
Fucking soulless freak
>>57290271
дa в Mocквe пoкa A ты caм в жeчипocпoлтoй чтoлe?
>>57290571
aaa мacкич кaнeшнa))) пpocтo пoнял вce yжe)))))
>>57290476
>Ty volas otca dad?
>yes
Pražáci s m h t b h f a m
>>57290678
>liberec calling me names
thats like my second home im hurt
>>57289865
I don't have a slav fetish though and no most local girls here in Hawaii are fucking gross and the town I live in is majority Filipino and I don't like Asian girls.
>>57289957
Ok here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DumcgNgsD9
>>57290294
>>57290678
isn't she like half american tho?
>>57290811
literally generic american accent
>>57290524
Aнджeй, a ecли cepьeзнo, бeзoпacнo ли бyдeт pyccкoмy в oдинoчкy пyтeшecтвoвaть пo Пoльшe нa вeлocипeдe? Или ecть мecтa гдe лyчшe нe пoявлятьcя? Oтпиздят ли мeня yльтpacы в Лoдзe?
>>57290746
why would you call táta "dad" ??!!
>>57290565
I don't speak retard speak so don't reply to me
>>57290886
>>57290811
cot-caught merger though
>>57290904
дa бeзoпacнo, мы блядь eвpoпeйцы
пpocтo гoвopи чтo ты бyлбaн, oни милeнкиe и вce их любят
>>57290886
I know it is but I can change it to other accents and had a southern accent when I was a kid.
>>57290963
because>>57290864
>>57291000
That's just the way I've always said them
>>57291025
ok, that makes perfect sense
sorry about that
>>57290977
It seems you do. Fucking subhuman
>>57291000
>бyлбaн, oни милeнкиe и вce их любят
Хoх, я и caм люблю бeлopyccкиe пoпки)) oни тaкиe милыe)
нoy кpиминaлити тбх
>>57291137
go suck a dick
>>57289761
>parents
mami(na),oci(no)
>maternal grandparents
daj mi pokoj, X
>paternal grandparents
starka hanka, X
>>57291000
>cot-caught merger though
id say it the same way desu
>>57291025
Disgusting half burger captalistic pig get out of my východná európa REEEEEE
>>57291196
coz you're equally disgusting
>>57291206
>>57291239
>being this buttblasted
Why do Czechs don't like Poles? Every fucking time I see Czech vs Pole
>>57291263
Don't listen to those worthless fascists
You belong here
>>57291328
>fascists
>>57291195
>daj mi pokoj
>>57291328
thanks bby
>>57291328
Antifa maďar most hid voter comforting half nigger.
CANT FABRICATE SUCH DATA
>>57289761
>parents
mamka/máma/maminka/matka, táta/taťka/tatínek/otec
>maternal grandparents
babička/babča/babi, dědeček/děda
>paternal grandparents
prababička, pradědeček, don't have any no longer though
>>57291378
also neotravuj ma, chod/choj do zadku/prdele/pici, when i am in very good mood it's babka
>>57291411
>Antifa maďar most hid voter comforting half nigger.
You're saying it like it was an insult
>>57291378
No problem
>>57291328
how can a country of peasants produce a white knight
the only noble thing in Slovakia is that cross you've stolen from Huns
>>57291464
>chod/choj do zadku/prdele/pici
what about chuj do zadku/prdele/pici ? :^)
>>57291321
At least we are united in our hate against Russia
>>57291411
>most hid voter
tell me you're meming
>>57291497
>country of peasants
>says a guy from a country named after fields
K
>>57291572
>his country is literally slow Vakia
>>57291509
>what about chuj do zadku/prdele/pici ? :^)
do rici i do pyskoch :DDDD
>>57291497
Polish education boys
>>57291606
Hello :3
>>57291551
The least bad option
We have no left-wing, so I had to vote for Magyars
>>57290112 (You)
>>57290432 (You)
>>57291195 (You)
cheeky
>>57291414 (You)
here are some (You)s to let (You) know I appreciate (You)r answers
also where the fuck did the other hungarians go?
>>57291491
Yeah it is. Antifa is just as retarded as far right. Gas both
>>57291745
>he would non-ironically vote for left wing
>>57291491
it is
>>57291768
Thank (You)
Is this Europe good enough?
>>57292195
what's with memers taking rightful wend clay from us
>>57292195
Eastern Germany is rightful Slavic clay
>>57292398
yes
Germs out
>>57292195
>foreigners giving our coastline to germs
every fucking time
goddamn naziboos
>>57292513
at least they keep you on the map
>>57292712
blame ottokar
During daytime I don't feel like doing anything and just end up wasting time doing nothing, and only after midnight do I start to feel like playing/reading/watching all the things on my backlog
My brain is stoopid
>>57292513
>>57292759
Look at the date, this is rightful prussian clay in this age... A-Although I do intend to partition Poland later, because this is a meme Mitteleuropa save.
who drunk :DD
>>57289761
>parents
mama/oco
>maternal grandparents
all dead gulag
>paternal grandparents
granpa dead in gulag, grandma with parkinson doesnt know who I am so its mostly: who are you?
>>57292961
me :DDD
chatting with qts
>>57292961
wheres my flag
>>57292195
>northern Serbian territory under Croatian rule
Only acceptable if genocide. Don't want interbreeding
>>57292195
>I'm in Germany now
Screw you, apart from partitions these lands were never EVER German
>>57292961
I got a beer but also a headache
>>57293221
do you have more pics of the girl i posted? :D
also, kako si?
>>57293096
>northern Serbian territory
That is certified Hungarian Kingdom(tm) clay senpai
>>57293321
>kako
sirry mongorian
>>57293344
>he doesnt speak serbo-croatian
baka
>>57293096
That's actually Yugoslavia, where croatian, serbian & slovene are accepted cultures. I didn't draw borders on ethnic accounts though, Bjelovar is 40% czech.
>>57293116
Only Poznan, southern Silesia and the polish corridor were imperial german holdings with significant polish pops desu
>>57293414
literally retarded version of czech
meanwhile czech is baby version of polish
I'm not going to learn retarded baby version of my own language
>>57292961
i'm here senpai, just finished watching Leon, crying like a bitch right about now desu I fucking love this movie
>>57293321
Super sam, sjajan dan.
And sorry, don't even know who she is desu.
>>57293456
>Bjelovar is 40% czech.
I think Bjelovar is less but Daruvar is about 40-50%, which is where I'm from.
>>57293483
>crying
are u girl
>>57293544
Oh, I meant in the game. Did Croatia get significant migration from other parts of the balkans or A-H?
>>57293476
Czech is a lot different from polen t b h
>>57293544
are u the slavonija anon?
>>57293680
not really
Polish used to sound the same as Czech but it evolved, systematically they are still close as fugg
>>57293566
I wanna see you try not to cry being drunk and watching that movie.
>>57293778
i dont cry :DD
>>57293753
Polish sounds absolutely different
>>57293667
Oh, lol.
Yeah, there's a large Czech minority in Slavonia.
>>57293718
Well uhhh, I'm from slavonia but I'm not sure if you're reffering to someone specific? I don't come here often.
>>57293842
good for you, Leon is probably my favorite movie of all time, i cried when i watched it while i was 12yo and i cried even harder now when i'm 19
never cried about anything happening in irl (only serious physical injuries) though, only fictional shit can make me cry, reality is pretty weak
>>57293476
>>57293680
Guys, don't you think that Polish is actually closer to Eastern Slavic languages? I'm not trying to say any retarded version like "Polish is Germanized Russian" or "Russian is Mongolized Polish", but from my personal experience, written Polish is much more understandable than written Czech.
Or maybe all Western Slavic langs have some specific grammar features?
>>57294261
we share more grammar with Czechs but the overall understanding seems to be work more between us and Russians
probably because Poles and Ruthenians/Russians interacted for centuries, meanwhile Czechs were just chilling in their shithole
>>57292927
>le Prussia meme
Indigenous Old Prussians had more in common with Lithuania and Latvia than with Germany. """"Prussian"""" """"Kingdom"""" was already Polish clay when it was invaded by Teutonic scum.
good night lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2mIUKCaJwI
>>57293483
>Kandinsky probably died just like Leon, blowing himself up along with his enemies
>>57294261
I speak czech fluently and studied russian for 3 years. I also read and listen to polaks often and yeah only by listening polish and russian sounds really similiar
>>57295313
f-fuck, don't do this to us polbro
let's at least hope he spared life of an innocent little girl along the way as well
>>57295437
>he spared life of an innocent little girl
>and he never fucked her
>>57295638
I'm gonna watch all the movies Natalie Portman has ever had a major role in just to determine if the one in Leon was her best. I don't expect any of her roles being better than that one but I'll still do it.
>>57294261
>>57295412
I take offense to that
>>57295725
>if the one in Leon was her best
*the one in Leon was her only good
FTFY
>>57285876
Kandinsky's not dead, he's in the hospital and can't post from his phone. He'll be home this Thursday.
>>57295862
proofs
>>57295862
I want to believe
>>57295862
please don't make me hate canadians even more
>>57295909
>>57295934
>>57296029
I have no proof and have never been in one of these threads before, I was asked on a 4chan tag on Omegle to go to this thread and post that for them. He says captcha is not working for him.
Also he says his penis is two metres long.
Don't hurt me slavs I am but a messenger
>>57296144
>Also he says his penis is two metres long.
that's our boy
>>57284639
whats with all those companies in the bottom left of your cover?
>>57293321
>>57293544
Kristina Ćurković
>>57296520
heres another
>>57296601
>>57296520
>Kristina Ćurković
Oh, her. Afaik she turned into a huge attention whore.
>>57296659
she's still bretty cute
also posting this qt3.14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogywjtHvd0w
>>57296862
>hčsp
mein negger
>>57296951
2bad they got next to no political influence
also posting mandatory Ćelić
Virtus pro csgo team really really suck.
>>57296951
>>57297031
tell me about political situation in Croatia
>>57297049
>e-sprots
as if traditional sports weren't pathetic and useless enough on their own
>>57297141
v chorvatsku na moc znovu prisli nacisty
>>57297244
Thank you for posting this, Serbro
>>57297434
ale ja som slovak
>>57297434
tu mas este jednu
>>57297421
To znaczy wygrali wybory czy tylko wzrosło im poparcie?
>>57297875
secko som rozumel okrem
>poparcie
co to je?
>>57297141
Current president (pic related) is right-winged, loves guns, fluently speaks 6 languages and is pretty down to earth - very honest and realistic, no political correctness and similar crap. She's working primarily on relations with V4 and getting us in so all in all pretty based.
The recently elected government consists of a right-winged coalition (mostly HDZ) + an independent coalition (MOST) which doesn't really give a fuck about social issues and is mostly focused on economic reforms, with the opposing coalition (mostly SDP) making some 39% of the parliament. The really far-right parties (HSP and it's derivatives - HČSP, ZDS, HSP-A) are naturally a part of the right-winged coalition tho they don't get a lot of votes (<1%). Doesn't really matter because HDZ is pretty far right on it's own. All in all I think what we have now is potentially a winning combination because economy is the only weak side of HDZ, as long as they and MOST cooperate.
Aside from that, nothing out of the ordinary. Our new minister of culture is openly fascist, but that's hardly news around here.
>>57297928
support
>>57297946
sounds great, i envy you
>>57297946
tl,dr
vyhrali ustasi
len teba nerozumiem cechbro, preco si sa nenaucil materinsku rec?
viem ze je vela cechov okolo Daruvaru, aj moja mama (slovacka) je narodena v chorvatsku v okoli Vinkovcov kde je vela slovakov ako aj u nas vo Vojvodine
>>57297875
vyhrali SDP ale pravica spravila viroku koaliciu a dostala sa na moc
>>57298021
chcel by si nak v polsku vladaju nacisty?
>>57289290
Light eyed, blonde haired people are descendants of elves. Fuck your shit, gopnik.
>>57298144
nazis sound better than whatever we have
it recently turned out (yet again) that our "decommunisation" was a big fat joke and i'm just fed up with it all. burn it all down, salt the earth
>>57297460
why do we have slovaks under serbian and polish flag...
>>57284608
>>57285876
Fuck off leftard
>>57298201
kelko Poliakov zahynulo od nacistov v II svetovej vojne?
>>57298236
zazrak
>>57298236
> cechom tatry a slovakom more
>>57298071
>preco si sa nenaucil materinsku rec
I'm sorry bro, I legit wanna learn it. Don't hate me.
>>57298201
This reminds me, why are nazis so hated in Poland?
Didn't they just clean up the jews in your country? Did they also go after the christian population? I'm sorry for being historically ignorant on this but there's so much jewish shilling that it's hard to find out what actually happened there.
>>57298271
a shitload, but i don't see your point. i thought we were killing ourselves, as well as the jews. or at least that's the modern PC stance, considering nazis came from space.
and i'm just overreacting, I don't care who it is, as long as we either get rid of everyone over age of 30 and/or with ties to The Party away from politics or just get steamrolled again.
>>57297141
based HDZ putting commies on suicide watch 24/7
>removed Tito bust from presidential office and put Tuđman
>a priest blessed the ministry of veterans
>removed paintings made by a commie and put in one made by a croat
>minister of culture put a painting of the father of the homeland in his office
>airport pleso to be renaimed to airport Franjo Tuđman
>returned parliamentary sponsorship of the Bleiburg commemoration
>proclaimed 2016 the year of Nikola Šubić Zrinski (btfod 300,000 turkroaches (30,000 dead including Suleiman the ''magnificent'') with only a 2600 strong army leading a final heroic charge in the end which an opera was written about)
>>57297875
HDZ isnt nazi they are just right-wing
serbs will call anyone who even mildly likes croatia an Ustasha
theres only our minster of culture who openly has a thing for the ww2 Croatian state
>>57297946
HDZ isnt far-right, they are center-right and are just patriotic which is what we need after 16 years of communist bullshit
>>57298071
less than 40 slovaks live in vinkovci, less than 0,1% of the population theres a difference
>>57298144
>SDP won
they actually didnt but anyways its time to stop responding to you, you obviously either learned slovakian or are genuinely a tourist who fell for serbian lies so talking to you would be Sisyphus work
>>57298357
"our" jews weren't so bad. the most important part was that whatever jews that stayed in poland after the bolshevik war were usually against communism.
and yeah, tons of poles died as well, problem is everything was burned down, the documents in city halls and the like. also, a lot of people were just shot down in forests and thrown into mass graves. you still hear every few years about a newfound mass grave from ww2 (which might have been either a german, russian or ukrainian deed). so historians have a hard time counting it all up.
>>57298357
ne mrzim te, zasto bi te mrzeo
>>57298358
>a shitload, but i don't see your point. i thought we were killing ourselves, as well as the jews. or at least that's the modern PC stance, considering nazis came from space.
>and i'm just overreacting, I don't care who it is, as long as we either get rid of everyone over age of 30 and/or with ties to The Party away from politics or just get steamrolled again.
I live in shittier country than yours bro, but never ever think or want nacis to came back
> but I call Japan to occupie this shithole, they never respond
>>57298385
Based simply based, it turn out you elected some good shit. Now we would need the same in Poland and in France.
>>57298385
>less than 40 slovaks live in vinkovci, less than 0,1% of the population theres a difference
a Stari Mikanovci?
>>57298385
>HDZ isnt far-right
Compared to your usual right party elsewhere in Europe they're pretty far right. Even the stuff you listed is something most center-right parties elsewhere in Europe wouldn't dare do, not to mention defending based Hasanbegović in the first days despite the shitstorm over his statements.
>>57298573
>I live in shittier country than yours bro, but never ever think or want nacis to came back
Live a few time in a culturaly enriched area in western Europe, and nazis comming back would seem a better alternative.
I guarantee you.
>>57298358
What is The Party ? PZPR ? or something else?
>>57284337
good dayum padre!
>>57298713
there is enough enrichment for everybody!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxOSSwjGmu4
>>57298385
>they actually didnt but anyways its time to stop responding to you, you obviously either learned slovakian or are genuinely a tourist who fell for serbian lies so talking to you would be Sisyphus work
Slusaj ovo, babin najstariji brat je bio ustasa, srednji domobran a onaj najmladji nie imao dosta godina za vojsku, on je osim babe jedini preziveo i bio profesor na univerzitetu u Zagrebu, umro je 2008.g
babu su partizani izveli na vesanje u sred starih mikanovaca, nekako se cudom spasila i pobegla u Vojvodinu umesto gde zive slovaci
toliko o turizmu
>ali i dalje mislim da je HDZ preblizo nacistima i ustasama. I mislim da je Hitler bio psihopata i da je nacizam zlo zbog kojeg je poginulo 50 miliona ljudi
>>57298385
>>57298590
>they also want into Visegrad 5 and set it as one of their prority goals
>militarised and closed borders for refugees
>Merkek said we need to finish and open the refugee center the previous government was making
>HDZ closes it
>commies and serbs who were ruling from 2011 to the end of 2015 are against croatian patriotism
>they want yugoslavia again
>we are on our way to join Visegrad which will alo help disassociate us with serbs and other balkanite trash
>>57298616
according to the population census of 2011
literally only 1 single slovak lives there (0,03% of the population)
>>57298713
>What is The Party ? PZPR ? or something else?
Naturally, isn't it a norm to refer to the ruling communist party as The Party?
>>57298713
>Live a few time in a culturaly enriched area in western Europe, and nazis comming back would seem a better alternative.
>I guarantee you.
but i lived in switzerland from 1990 to 1995, than 2005 to 2010 in furersland, 2013 to 2014 in oesterreich
nothing wrong with them
on the other side I was in December in France to buy tractor, oh got France is shittier of any shit hole I seen before
>>57298831
What disu shitto is ? Gypsies ?
>>57298992
I was asking because some leftard are calling PiS that way...
>>57298998
M8 Switzerland isn't a culturaly enriched area, 80% of their immigrants are euros and the rest are manly rich burgerclaps.
Germany and Austria had a 70% euros immigration since this year.
Anyway when I was talking about a culturaly enriched area I was rather thinking about Calais or Nothern Paris, this is something m8 when you go past Gare Du Nord you only see niggers in your train...
>>57298847
Also a thing to mention: a large portion of our population is so frustrated with our politicians at this point that they no longer care about left-right shit and just want someone economically competent to get us out of the financial shit we're in. And right now we're exiting recession and unemployment has started dropping, which will give the illusion of competence to the politically uneducated regardless of how well they actually do, so this government is very likely to stay for multiple terms.
>>57298832
I think both nacism and communism are bad
but the fact that you love your country or to be Catholic and happen to be a croat doesn't instantly mean you are an ustasha and this is something serbian media and their people don't seem to know
i mean seriously, stick out a flag near a communist in the 2011-2015 period and they would spread news like wildfire about ustasha oppresing them and racial slur
>>57299146
>but the fact that you love your country or to be Catholic and happen to be a croat doesn't instantly mean you are an ustasha and this is something serbian media and their people don't seem to know
>i mean seriously, stick out a flag near a communist in the 2011-2015 period and they would spread news like wildfire about ustasha oppresing them and racial slur
sounds like the usual here too
it doesn't help when part of the flag weavers are the city demolishing bydlo though...
>>57299146
>Visegrad5
>not visegrad12
Include all of eastern Europe and Austria and then we will have an anti cuck alliance
>>57299225
or hail Hitler-ing in city parade
>>57299278
i sometimes wish they're set up to make "patriotism" look bad, but i know there are people just that stupid
night /v4/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG0ggHM1PLM
>>57299225
>>57299146
It's worse in France, simply telling that you don't want to be a minority in your country make you a nazis even though De Gaulle wrote something like this in his books.
>>57298999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2UEz2Gj1Oo
yeah, one guy has problems with a 20 members big family of them since they are his neighbors, when he says something against them he gets attacked by roma activists and even by a one woman who sits in euro parlament
>>57299130
even if they do mediocre, i would gladly sacrifice my 50k€/month sallary to live in a country again where its not shameful to be proud
>>57299225
I was on a business trip last year in america
they put their flags everywhere and that shit is casual to them, nobody judges you or nothing
see picrelated
when I live in a country which has that kind of thing as part of your everyday life, I will be happy
>>57299146
aj tu jesto srbskych nacionalistov, nenavydim ich velmo, mne nist chorvati zle nespravili...
ale ako pozorovatel zo strane (nisom ani srb ani chorvat) nevydim volaky rozdiel medzi srbamy a chorvatmi, secko je to edna ista banda...
s tym ze srby napadli chorvatsko a chorvati sa len branili, tu maju poeny u mna
>>57299354
>by a one woman who sits in euro parlament
The fuck ? from what party ?
>>57297928
Też was rozumiem :3
>>57297946
>fluently speaks 6 languages
Regardless of political affilations, that's impressive. Tbqh knowing several languages should be a requirement for every candidate for this kind of position, in every cunt.
>>57298357
>This reminds me, why are nazis so hated in Poland? Didn't they just clean up the jews in your country? Did they also go after the christian population? I'm sorry for being historically ignorant on this but there's so much jewish shilling that it's hard to find out what actually happened there.
Friendly reminder that dank infographs from /pol/ have the educational value of a potato. Read a book nigga
Aside from the obvious fact that we were the first to get invaded, szwaby murdered Polish intelligentsia, burned books and art, stole art and anything of value, bombed the fuck out of the whole country (that's why Warsaw looks like shit, its """Old City""" part is currently a mere scrap of what it was), used all sorts of cruel tactics to terrify the population and discourage the resistance, and so on. You can google what "łapanka" was if you're curious.
Also Poland was, as far as I know, the only country in which helping out a Jew would be punishable by death. Lots of families got executed because they let some starving Jewish kids sleep in their cellar.
And obviously let's not forget that we are Slavic subhumans meant to be removed and make place for le pure German mastur race :^)
>>57299487
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monika_Fla%C5%A1%C3%ADkov%C3%A1-Be%C5%88ov%C3%A1
she is "ours"
>>57299538
>Friendly reminder that dank infographs from /pol/ have the educational value of a potato. Read a book nigga
>Aside from the obvious fact that we were the first to get invaded, szwaby murdered Polish intelligentsia, burned books and art, stole art and anything of value, bombed the fuck out of the whole country (that's why Warsaw looks like shit, its """Old City""" part is currently a mere scrap of what it was), used all sorts of cruel tactics to terrify the population and discourage the resistance, and so on. You can google what "łapanka" was if you're curious.
>Also Poland was, as far as I know, the only country in which helping out a Jew would be punishable by death. Lots of families got executed because they let some starving Jewish kids sleep in their cellar.
>And obviously let's not forget that we are Slavic subhumans meant to be removed and make place for le pure German mastur race :^)
THIS
dont forget that in meanwhille in Croatia, croats were allies with Hitler
a nemozem pocopit ako barz kery slovan moze byt za nacistov
>>57299660
How can she be part of Fico's party ? How is it possible ? Fico would be classified as a conservative in France.
>>57299538
>murdered the brains of the nation
>burned books and art
>stole art and anything of value
>bombed the fuck out of the country
literally everything serbs did to us
I was in their museums in belgrade and they got a shtiload of our stuff just hanging there not to mention they don't want to return all of our documents which are still in their archive among other things our cinematography from the pre-yugoslavia days
Jan Pawel 2. said that the Polish and Croats have a special bond
if this is it its a pretty deppresing bond
funfact: Jan Pawel in Vatican was the first to recognize the Republic of Croatia in the 90s
thanks poland :3
>>57299790
sorry to hear that, i'm really not well versed in the yugo wars, i should read a book sometime.
>jp2
he also knew about all the kids getting raped
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why is world so shit
>>57299461
>when I live in a country which has that kind of thing as part of your everyday life, I will be happy
I've always found it odd how there are flags literally everywhere when there's a big football match coming but then they're all gone the next day.
>>57299538
I was actually surprised by how good her accent is. Have a listen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSanEfOpQWU
and Spanish:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipvOPKiUoWA
>>57299790
nacisty kinozili zidov -> zidia postali ako nacisty
srby kinozili chorvatov -> chorvati postali ako srby
?????
profit
>>57299772
he is political chameleon, dont believe media (lel)
when there are votes at stake he is anti migrants and giving socialistic free trains and shit
when there are money at stake he signs anything EU throws at him
etc etc.
>ex-nazi Croats
>pro-putin Serbs
fug, why is Central Europe so ununited
I-I just want Intermarium to happen
>>57300250
+1
but without magyar cigany please
>>57299753
why are you trying so hard to make Poland hate us and get an impression like we are nazis?
you do realize even though Pavelic was given a country we were still buttfucked by the germans and italians and were divided in 2 controll zones
>italian controll zone
>german controll zone
by all definitons (except for being shown on some very specific german maps) we were not free and were meerly another conquered nation
thats why the Croatian resistance was so huge especaill in 1943, also the partisan resistance first started in Croatia in a very patriotic Croatian city and the partisan commander that lead the first attack against the regime is one of our most famous generals of the Croatian Independence war, not to mention the founder of HDZ and the first president of the Republic of Croatia was a prominent member of the anti-fascist resistance, because we were promised a federalized state, not a communist one, and during sfrj the anti-communist resistance and finally leader of our nation
real croats are anti-fascist and anti-communist
Tudman condemned fascists and communists but was still proud of his nation
thats why HDZ is a center-right party
>>57300250
in serbland its 50/50 putin/west
but 60% for EU
>>57300360
but cechbro, you came her with croat naci pics:>>57296951
>>57296862
and now crying taht croats are not pro naci, wtf?
>>57300307
Please respect the paprika
>>57300360
>>57299790
>>57299753
Can someone explain me the exact nature of current relations between Serbs and Croats?
I know you have lots of bad history and that you a rivalry going on, but at the same time you share a lot. Is this some sort of love-hate relationship? Sorry if I sound ignorant, but this seems more complicated than the straight up resentment towards krauts and distrust towards ruskies the average Pole has.
>>57300531
i just posted a qt3.14, is that bad?
>>57300438
50 is a lot fąm
We don't have a single political party which would openly admit to support Putin
>>57300727
poland not democracy
eu sends people to enforce democracy soon
:^)
>>57300646
>lots of bad history
>rivalry
thats pretty much it
>you share a lot. Is this some sort of love-hate relationship
they claim we are serbs, they claim our language is serbian, they claim all our clay belongs to them
they claim all famous Croats from the past and all our histrocial persons are actually just serbs conveniently born in Croatia
there is no love except for some people who had it good during yugoslavia so want it back
or kids taught by their commie parents that yugoslavia was great
>>57300866
wew, sounds exactly like slovak hungarian thing
>>57300727
you are lucky one
Serb pres want to make serbia part of mother russia. he is nuts
>>57300646
myslim si ze je to ako medzi polakmi a rusamy, okrem ze je jazyk identicky mohol by povedat ze je srbsky dialekt chorvatskyho alebo naopak, mensy rozdiel ako cesky/slovensky
stalna rivalita medzy dvoma narodmy, a vecsy utlaca mensi (presne aki pol/rus) kym je mensi narod o stupen vyspelejsi.
Srby chceli dominuvat v YU a iny si to nedovolili, a z pravdov
>>57300721
there is no naci salute on every qt pic like in croatia, there are right wing in pland but they are anti naci (they are pro poland), not case with croatia, in cro right wing are pro naci and pro german
>>57300646
>all those missing words and grammar mistakes
fuck, I should really go to sleep
>>57300816
EU enforcing anything is a joke. As soon as they try expelling anyone or putting embargos on their own members they are finished. UK already considered quitting and the euro-sceptic sentiment keeps growing. Venice Commission will fuck off if they know what's good for them.
>>57300948
>stalna rivalita medzy dvoma narodmy, a vecsy utlaca mensi (presne aki pol/rus) kym je mensi narod o stupen vyspelejsi.
Oh, I see
>>57300866
but you are cech! why upset?
buy popcorn and wach fools circling the drain
>>57300866
they also claim all our victorious commanders throughout history were serbs
but if someone won a fight against them they claim it to be some grandmasterscheme against them
for example our independence war in the 90s against them is supposedly a joint Vatican-Croat-Masonic-Illuminati-Catholic masterplan to exterminate orthodox serbs and our victory was only because NATO helped this grandiose Croatian-Vatican-Catholic coallition against them
>>57301021
>right wing is pro naci and pro german
>pro naci
>pro german
>pro fucking german
topkek lad, do you really think we give 1 shit about the jerries? the people who gave our entire coast to Italy and Istra twice and screwed us over so many times?
fucking wew laddy
>>57300250
>ex-nazi Croats
Ah this is really shitty. Throughout history we were always a part of some other alliance or under someone's rule, be it the Habsburg Monarchy, Austro-Hungarian Empire, Yugoslavia... When Germany rekked Yugoslavia and NDH was founded it was the first time we had our own country (despite in reality still being puppets to Germany), and so Croatian nationalism was then formed and to this day remains closely tied to fascism / nazism.
It's just really fucked that the country that finally gave us "freedom" had to be the same one that invaded Poland and did all the horrible stuff. What's strange is that nazism in Croatia (as seen in all the posted pics) isn't really nazism in the traditional sense of the word. For most it's just an expression of extreme patriotism. This vid is a fine example of what I'm trying to say:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHjSIPKLweA
What they're yelling is "Za Dom - Spremni!", which loosely translated means "For the homeland - Ready!", which was a phrase first used by the Ustashe in WW2, but also commonly used during the war in the 90's, without any nazi connotations. IDK, it's all just a big clusterfuck and it seems far too ingrained in culture at this point to do anything about it.
Also,
>Intermarium
Tbh i believe mixing catholic and orthodox slavs isn't a good idea and will never work.
>>57301198
this
if there is any signs of nazism its more something like /pol/ counter-culture
they forbid you to express any pride for 55 years
this triggers the commie to the maximum
its like sticking a needle in their eye
NEW HLEB
>>57301507
>>57301507
>>57301507
>>57301311
>>57301456
>>57301518
I fail to see whatever point you're trying to make.
>>57301198
>This video is not available in your country.
>Tbh i believe mixing catholic and orthodox slavs isn't a good idea and will never work.
And you're probably right, but a man can dream
It sure would be nice to stop bouncing between German and Russian spheres of influence and found a one of our own.
>>57301311
nice ww2 poster calling to fight against communists
>>57301456
>implying evefy country doesnt have an edgy nazi minority
by how you are portraying us HČSP (the only party openly proud about ww2) should win the elections righr?
protip they dont even go out to elections due to their insignificant voter base
come on even ultraliberal Sweden has a nazi party
>>57301574
I see that in croatia its problen to diferentiate naci salute with patriotism, because there is no diference.
if you love you country you show that in naci maner.
>ubicemo zaklacemo ko sa nama nece
>>57301632
>nice ww2 poster calling to fight against communists
and poles, and cechs and all filthy undermensch slavs,
let take their jew gold, cech, poles, ruskies clay
drang nach ost mein fuerer
>>57301778
Are you with my mein croats?
>zovi samo zovi svi ce....
>>57301778
And the croats who oppose the regime
I agree its a pretty grousome poster
good thing such thigs are banned here as well as any praising of ustashas
>>57301778
>and poles, and cechs and all filthy undermensch slavs,
No.
Here's a full version.
Fuck off.
>>57301863
>banned here as well as any praising of ustashas
>>57301620
>>57301518
>>57301456
>>57296951
but warum than everyone and his dog in croatia salute with naci salute? rebels without a cause?
>>57301855
>zovi samo zovi
you do realize thats a ww1 song?
>>57302001
They are a tiny insignificant minority and they get arrested, dumbass
>>57302084
uhicen celi stadion?
stadion under arrest
>>57302084
arrested minority?
>>57302229
Hapse na ulazu u stadion / na koncert ak imaš ikakvu ustašku simboliku, kapu npr.
Šta pokušavaš postić?
how many there are arrested in croatia for naci salute?
you have som big prisons I gues
>>57302324
>Šta pokušavaš postić?
naci sentiment is mainstream in croatia
croatia is only one slavic country with mainstream naci
>>57302229
Theres no nazi salute there
And if there was a huge amount wouls vet arrested and the maximum capacity for a football match on the largest stadium in croatia is 30 000
>implying 30,000 would do the salute
whats the population of Croatia again?
Oh right 4,500,000
and the nazis cant even attempt to get into the elections because novosy would vote for them
Now go to bed Rajko
Goos night