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remember to lead a moral life lads )))
first for qts
Harri pjotr
first for poor refugees and kind czechs that payed them their way to germoney
http://www.novinky.cz/domaci/399317-iracti-uprchlici-odjizdeji-z-ceska-do-nemecka.html
>>57284337
anyone remember these?
>>57284332
I never said it was better senpai, I'm just too lazy and too much of a pussy to actually perform a suicide.
Who /dead inside/ here?
>>57284710
who not, brat
>>57284677
why do you want to die?
>>57284710
but anon life is short and full of amazing experience and shit
>>57284839
>>57284839
Evading the ban is against the rules
>>57285009
>implying shitskins follow rules
>A babó
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G45w70Fujkg
>>57285080
That is the old translation.
Nowdays it's released as
Höbitökör
>>57284710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmcyN01sK8w
>>57284795
Because it's easier than having to deal with shit every day and because I'm getting more and more tired of everything with each passing day.
>>57285136
Stupid autocorrect.
I meant:
A Hobbit
>>57285286
>Because it's easier than having to deal with shit every day and because I'm getting more and more tired of everything with each passing day.
fair enough,if you had access to a gun would you have chosen that over a slow death?
>>57285080
jelly you cant have dank titles? get a more meme language brat
i actually like these titles... RIP Gönz Árpi, you were a shitty president, but an awesome translator
I will fuck you sl4vshirts up. I left you in peace but you need to learn it the hard way.
>>57285418
I'd definitely prefer that but see
>>57284677
I'm too much of a pussy na to abych se zasebevraždil :DDD
>>57285318
no one would notice if you did not tell us desu
fuck literally had biggest troll captcha ever
>chose all road signs
>impossible to solve
>chose all water
>water pics change when I click on them
>chose all road signs
>impossible
>chose all street number
>pics change when I click on them
repeat until death
>>57285487
>>57285521
>not using legacy captcha
why are you willingly making your life more difficult?
>>57285585
legacy is literally unreadable desu senpai and it takes longer to solve (unless pic captcha fucks ups)
>>57285518
>I'm too much of a pussy na to abych se zasebevraždil :DDD
enough with a gun? the chances that you survive are minimal desu
what do you think would have made your life "better?
>>57285521
>>water pics change when I click on them
you are supposed to keep clicking until there are none left, took me a while to figure out too
Ahoj kotě!
>>57285584
>>57285752
get out gayreek idiot
>>57284710
>>57284710
>>57285876
what is his theme song that starts playing after this narration?
>>57285671
have fun death drinking if thats your prefered method
>>57285876
>>57285835
i fuck ur mother sl4vshirt
>>57285634
>enough with a gun? the chances that you survive are minimal desu
i know the chances are minimal but it's all about the tension when it comes to it, same thing happens when people try to kill themselves by jumping off of incredible heights, most of them don't have enough courage to make the leap
the comfiest and most efficient way to do it would be probably getting decapitated by a train, which might be a little tricky, or just down a bottle of sleeping pills with vodka though i'd need to get a prescription or know someone with sleeping problems and who wouldn't mind helping me with killing myself to achieve that
>what do you think would have made your life "better"?
i don't really think about that so i dunno
>>57286014
Kopala Studienku probably
>>57285876
where the fuck is my pizza. Married with children is gonna start soon and I want to get comfy
>>57284710
>chatting with qt3.14 atm
>high school is ending
I couldn't be more alive famfam
>>57286014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFdulJcMMUE
>>57286014
Od ziliny ide vlak a v nom sedi Sano Mach...
that song, dont know what its called
any of you weeb faggots played way of the samurai 3? is it any good? different much from the 4th? i enjoyed hat one...
>>57286083
>the comfiest and most efficient way to do it would be probably getting decapitated by a train
i agree, i used to watch videos like that on liveleak quite a bit a couple of years ago
>>57286253
just download it and try it, it came out on PC week ago
>>57286014
Hej Slováci
>>57286148
cigany raped the pizza guy and then stole your pizza
>tfw I have a perfect Czech gf
Feels good man but fuck learning your language. It's way too hard and anytime I speak it she and her laugh at me and then she said I talk like a Vietnamese person there, I'm not even Asian though.
>>57286340
her family I meant
>>57286083
>the comfiest and most efficient way to do it would be probably getting decapitated by a train
József Attila all over again
>>57286340
>>57286404
>having the union jack on your state flag
hawaii pls
>>57286340
Why would you learn so fucking useless language.
>>57286340
here is your >>57286340
>>57286151
keep up the good work
>>57286340
a cuckstamp
>>57286304
>>57286224
>>57286090
that doesn't quite have the kick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZY2mRG5mzg
>>57286529
>why would you want to learn the language of your gf
this is why you are still virgin desu senpai
send help, desu
>>57286340
>tfw half czech
>was spoken in my family all the time
>understand most of it but never bothered to properly learn it
regret it more and more every day. Wanna do it now but don't have the time. fml
>>57286649
She obviously speaks English
>>57286487
I didn't make this flag, the dumb Hawaiians did
>>57286529
Becuase I'm moving there to be with her and her parents don't speak English and her mom wants to be able to talk to me.
>>57286613
pls no bully
>>57286649
This desu
>>57286701
She does speak perfect English but I want to be able to speak her native language too.
>>57285876
he looks like shit now, exactly like Brandan
>>57286658
nah, you are fine
>>57286675
Watch czech dubbed shows or cartoons. I speak czech fluently though i watched czech shows and talked with czechs my whole childhood. When i played czech mmorpg i even spoke czech with other players
>>57286807
poor lad
>>57286765
>moving from US to eastern Europe
>tfw Mala Velka Britanie is on stream now
fuck yes
>>57286610
cheers m8, I'll try
>>57286658
what's in there?
>tfw over two gigs of programming related pdfs on the backlog
>>57286765
>burgers moving to central yurop
someone call kandinsky we have a new target
>>57286910
nový Blaník when?
>>57286765
>Becuase I'm moving there to be with her and her parents don't speak English and her mom wants to be able to talk to me.
in that case prepare your anus
but on more serious note, I know two American expats who live in Prague and they both speak Czech
it's not perfect, but they are able to get by, so if they managed to pull it off,then so should you
>>57286932
forgot pic
>>57286960
IKR i have irrational hate for Americans here, was in Krakow and wanted to shoot half the tourists.
>>57286932
well porn pics of course, I dont know why but I like pictures more and mostly its not even hardcore stuff
>>57287006
70% of the gentoomen library is pretty useless imho...
>>57286765
i dont want to tell you to pretend to be canadian instead of american but sometimes its for the best considering some people can be extremely rude about you being american
>>57286658
>>57287110
I understand, I used to have one as well but decided to delete them all. It was a bit addicting desu
>>57287128
I know, that's why its not 35 gigs only 2,5. I filtered it to suit my interests
>>57286883
I don't care that it's a poor shithole, we just want to be together and all I have to do is work for 6 months and I can afford to live there for a year.
>>57286960
I'm just tired of living on some shitty rock in the middle of the ocean.
>>57286993
>in that case prepare your anus
Why?
I'll be living in Prague too though she's from Ostrava though she'll be goign back in forth.
The language isn't too bad though I just have trouble with a few things.
>>57287143
I'm not going to pretend to be a goddamn Canuck, I don't give a shit if people don't like me just because I'm American. Besides I mainly keep to myself anyway.
>>57287143
Can confirm. Canada bro tier. US Russia tier
>>57287265
>I'm not going to pretend to be a goddamn Canuck,
you may change your mind about that or youll get lucky and meet nice people
>>57287275
nothing new
>>57287265
>The language isn't too bad though I just have trouble with a few things.
do you by any chance speak some other slavic lanugage?
I transgressed the barriers of human morality. My case is stated on nothing. I've seen the infinite many times. How people live without it is understandable, yet beyond my ability at this point.
I miss it sometimes. In infinite cosmos of divine potential, I miss the stability of matter. Nothing doesn't reassure me. Matter did.
I miss carnality. I miss simple hopes and dreams. In infinite cosmos, there's none of these.
>>57287388
>you may change your mind about that or youll get lucky and meet nice people
I doubt I will since I don't see a point in pretending to be Canadian plus I don't talk like one anyway since I've gotten more of a Hawaiian accent now and talk in Hawaiian pidgin a lot too because of work, which my girlfriend hates when I do.
>>57287568
>do you by any chance speak some other slavic lanugage?
No I don't. I only speak French, a little Spanish and Portuguese.
>>57287790
>since I've gotten more of a Hawaiian accent now and talk in Hawaiian pidgin a lot too because of work,
>implying the majority would be able to tell the difference
>>57287790
>No I don't. I only speak French, a little Spanish and Portuguese.
well, in that case, you will have lots of fun learning czech (or any other slav language for that matter)
>tfw watching Leon and drinking red wine
a well-spent night indeed
>>57287926
>>implying the majority would be able to tell the difference
It's not like normal English though and she barely understands me when I speak that way.
Here you can here it in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7X9AAeDCr4
>>57287971
She's already taught me some stuff but I can't usually get them right though there are some that I can, like I was able to say ř properly though she said it sounded a little funny.
my pizza arrived 30 minutes late and they forgot my cola. Did not even said that they are sorry. Fuck these jews
>>57288241
you seem strangely prone to assume foreign accent
your native one is what
So, is Kakandinsky still dead?
>>57287790
There is no purpose to learn any slavic language.
Everyone speaks English.
>>57288259
>pizza konzumována 2 osobami plus 40% z ceny
what the fuck?
>>57288413
>unfortunately
good thing he didn't get the dog then
>>57287790
>implying people here can tell difference between american and canadian accent
>>57284337
POLSKA IS SRTONK
>>57288259
>pizza konzumována 2 osobami plus 40% z ceny
is this common in Czechia? never seen such thing
>>57288530
>tfw the potatoes he planted will be eaten by mandelinky
I wonder if Kandie had an action hero-tier death which will be researched by the CIA for decades
or maybe he was just shot like a noob and ended up in a ditch covered in petrol
>>57288557
I do
but average guy here can't tell Indian accent from Spanish accent
>>57288609
me neither
what city is it from anyway?
>>57288609
yes
>>57288723
his body will never be found. No body no crime no investigation
>>57288676
>brown eyes
dispose of this cygan filth
>>57288767
One with a better regional flag than yours, that's for sure.
>>57288787
many poles have brown eyes (please don't say it is because of Russians, kurwa mac)
>>57288880
my own father has disgusting brown eyes
luckily I inherited my grandma's green eyes so I'm not cygan filth
>>57288345
My native language is English
>>57288382
Like I've said I'm only learning it for her and her family.
>>57288557
It's really not that hard though. Also if they can't tell the difference then why should I bother pretending to be Canadian when they'll probably just assume I'm American anyway and lying about being Canadian like a lot of beta Americans do.
>>57288880
kurwa mac
t. blue eyes master race
>>57288928
green eyes are subhuman tier desu
>>57288787
brown eyes are just as nice as any color desu
>>57288970
you do understand that languages are technically dialect continuums and your native ""language"" is de facto your native dialect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp9qP1E9HsA
>>57288870
>blue polish flag
>>57289003
disgusting nordic filth remove yourself
>>57289013
t. butthurt cygan
>>57289036
t. deluded cygan
>>57289003
ja pierdole, but I agree as an individual with blue eyes
>>57288771
>No body no crime no investigation
it's mostly true but I've heard about cases that ended with no bodies found
>>57289043
Ok what's your point though?
>>57289090
FUCK OFF SMUG VEGETA MAN
REE KUCHAREK WITH INDUSTRIAL SALT > PODRAVKA FILTH
>>57289104
>disgusting nordic filth remove yourself
you mad slavshit ?
>>57289106
good comrade )))
where are you from in rushka ?
>>57289073
kek
>>57289104
>t. deluded cygan
blue eyes are pretty boring since everyone has them here desu
>>57289073
wasted
>>57289158
I asked you what's your native dialect of English as you seem strangely prone to pick up something largely remote
>>57289073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl8HeyupUsQ
this ones pretty good too
>>57289214
because blue eyes are for boring blonde cows and babyfaced peasants, you're perfectly right to scorn them
brown are cygan filth tier
>>57289190
please remove yourself asap
>>57289112
but noone is gonna report his disapperance
>>57289239
Well I don't really have a native dialect though since I moved around the US a lot growing up, so it was constantly changing.
Brown eyes are actually the original colour and are most common in the world, even among white people
>>57289290
>this easily triggered
>>57289372
t. cygan
>>57289356
where are your parents from
>>57289290
green eyes are subhuman just like readheads are. Just because there is such a low number of you freaks around(thank G*d) does not mean you are some beautiful snowflakes.
>>57289528
>>57289356
Post the pics of your gf already
>>57289274
this fucking guy tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP4zbyOJR78
>>57289190
>where are you from in rushka ?
if you meet me in Poland you could call me a ruski kurwa. but honestly, I would still be proud of being a Russian
>>57289528
I'm not a redhead you filthy cygan
and indeed if there's a relatively low number of something it means it's a snowflake (and beautiful, according to your mom)
>>57289653
ты чe мyдaк, вoпpoca-тo нe пoнял? oткyдa ты, блядь вoнючaя
>>57289528
>subhuman just like readheads are
That's like your opinion man.
>>57289654
t. Sexually frustrated virgin
what do you call your parents and grandparents?
>parents
anya, apa
>maternal grandparents
mami, tati
>paternal grandparents
mama, -
>>57289520
They're from Massachusetts and Pennsylvania
>>57289601
Not going to happen brah
>>57289761
Wtf, does your language actually distinguish maternal/paternal ancestors? What's up with paternal grandfather?
>>57289528
oh, fuck off
>>57289762
Why do Americans have slav fetish. Arent your local girls pretty
>>57289762
cot, caught, cart, bomb, balm, oil, house, horse, good, water
vocaroo this
also how do you call a generic fizzy drink
>>57289633
>bižule
>>57289863
Red head= neanderthal gene. And shes ugly t b h
>>57289761
>parents
mami(nka), dad(dy)
>maternal grandparents
babička, děda
>paternal grandparents
X,X
>>57289633
He looks like jew anon. Fuck thats him isnt it?
>>57289725
пидp ты, я пoдyмaл cнaчaлa чтo rushka - этo cлoвo oбиднoe для pycни в ycтaх пoляoв. a этo пpocтo paшкa.
>>57290152
jew anons better looking
femanon are you ok ?
>>57290163
дaлee нe oтвeчил oткyдa ты, Oмcк чтo-лe? ты пoхoж нa нapкoмaнa
>>57289852
I meant it more like what anons personally use
Like if there are variations which one do you use
My grandpa was only around when I was still small, I don't remember anything about him so I don't call him anything
For my whole life I thought he was already dead then when I was around 16 I learned that he died just then and funeral is in a week
>>57290112
Ty volas otca dad?
>>57289633
tv guy is seriously pissed off
>>57289725
Гжeгoж нe cepдиcь, пpишли лyчшe мнe пoлькy
Или ты бyльбa-caн?
>>57289852
And no it doesn't differentiate
>parents
Mami,oci
>M. Grandparentes
Džadek, babka
>p. Grandparents
Dedko, babka Marta
>>57290294
>Ty volas otca dad?
yes
>>57290230
are you ok?
>>57290112
>mami(nka)
that sounds cute
>>57290364
я нe oдин и нe двa paзa cкaзaл чтo ждeт тeбe твoя няшкa
тepяю oчeнь мнoгo дeнeг нa eдy для нee кaдa ты бoлтaeшьcя
>>57289863
Dont get mad at me demonspawn. Bour mom for consulting with demons and for her unholy union with your demon dad.
Fucking soulless freak
>>57290271
дa в Mocквe пoкa A ты caм в жeчипocпoлтoй чтoлe?
>>57290571
aaa мacкич кaнeшнa))) пpocтo пoнял вce yжe)))))
>>57290476
>Ty volas otca dad?
>yes
Pražáci s m h t b h f a m
>>57290678
>liberec calling me names
thats like my second home im hurt
>>57289865
I don't have a slav fetish though and no most local girls here in Hawaii are fucking gross and the town I live in is majority Filipino and I don't like Asian girls.
>>57289957
Ok here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DumcgNgsD9
>>57290294
>>57290678
isn't she like half american tho?
>>57290811
literally generic american accent
>>57290524
Aнджeй, a ecли cepьeзнo, бeзoпacнo ли бyдeт pyccкoмy в oдинoчкy пyтeшecтвoвaть пo Пoльшe нa вeлocипeдe? Или ecть мecтa гдe лyчшe нe пoявлятьcя? Oтпиздят ли мeня yльтpacы в Лoдзe?
>>57290746
why would you call táta "dad" ??!!
>>57290565
I don't speak retard speak so don't reply to me
>>57290886
>>57290811
cot-caught merger though
>>57290904
дa бeзoпacнo, мы блядь eвpoпeйцы
пpocтo гoвopи чтo ты бyлбaн, oни милeнкиe и вce их любят
>>57290886
I know it is but I can change it to other accents and had a southern accent when I was a kid.
>>57290963
because>>57290864
>>57291000
That's just the way I've always said them
>>57291025
ok, that makes perfect sense
sorry about that
>>57290977
It seems you do. Fucking subhuman
>>57291000
>бyлбaн, oни милeнкиe и вce их любят
Хoх, я и caм люблю бeлopyccкиe пoпки)) oни тaкиe милыe)
нoy кpиминaлити тбх
>>57291137
go suck a dick
>>57289761
>parents
mami(na),oci(no)
>maternal grandparents
daj mi pokoj, X
>paternal grandparents
starka hanka, X
>>57291000
>cot-caught merger though
id say it the same way desu
>>57291025
Disgusting half burger captalistic pig get out of my východná európa REEEEEE
>>57291196
coz you're equally disgusting
>>57291206
>>57291239
>being this buttblasted
Why do Czechs don't like Poles? Every fucking time I see Czech vs Pole
>>57291263
Don't listen to those worthless fascists
You belong here
>>57291328
>fascists
>>57291195
>daj mi pokoj
>>57291328
thanks bby
>>57291328
Antifa maďar most hid voter comforting half nigger.
CANT FABRICATE SUCH DATA
>>57289761
>parents
mamka/máma/maminka/matka, táta/taťka/tatínek/otec
>maternal grandparents
babička/babča/babi, dědeček/děda
>paternal grandparents
prababička, pradědeček, don't have any no longer though
>>57291378
also neotravuj ma, chod/choj do zadku/prdele/pici, when i am in very good mood it's babka
>>57291411
>Antifa maďar most hid voter comforting half nigger.
You're saying it like it was an insult
>>57291378
No problem
>>57291328
how can a country of peasants produce a white knight
the only noble thing in Slovakia is that cross you've stolen from Huns
>>57291464
>chod/choj do zadku/prdele/pici
what about chuj do zadku/prdele/pici ? :^)
>>57291321
At least we are united in our hate against Russia
>>57291411
>most hid voter
tell me you're meming
>>57291497
>country of peasants
>says a guy from a country named after fields
K
hi
>>57291572
>his country is literally slow Vakia
>>57291509
>what about chuj do zadku/prdele/pici ? :^)
do rici i do pyskoch :DDDD
>>57291497
Polish education boys
>>57291606
Hello :3
>>57291551
The least bad option
We have no left-wing, so I had to vote for Magyars
>>57290112 (You)
>>57290432 (You)
>>57291195 (You)
cheeky
>>57291414 (You)
here are some (You)s to let (You) know I appreciate (You)r answers
also where the fuck did the other hungarians go?
>>57291491
Yeah it is. Antifa is just as retarded as far right. Gas both
>>57291745
>he would non-ironically vote for left wing
>>57291491
it is
>>57291768
Thank (You)
Is this Europe good enough?
>>57292195
what's with memers taking rightful wend clay from us
>>57292195
Eastern Germany is rightful Slavic clay
>>57292398
yes
Germs out
>>57292195
>foreigners giving our coastline to germs
every fucking time
goddamn naziboos
>>57292513
at least they keep you on the map
>>57292712
blame ottokar
During daytime I don't feel like doing anything and just end up wasting time doing nothing, and only after midnight do I start to feel like playing/reading/watching all the things on my backlog
My brain is stoopid
>>57292513
>>57292759
Look at the date, this is rightful prussian clay in this age... A-Although I do intend to partition Poland later, because this is a meme Mitteleuropa save.
who drunk :DD
>>57289761
>parents
mama/oco
>maternal grandparents
all dead gulag
>paternal grandparents
granpa dead in gulag, grandma with parkinson doesnt know who I am so its mostly: who are you?
>>57292961
me :DDD
chatting with qts
>>57292961
wheres my flag
>>57292195
>northern Serbian territory under Croatian rule
Only acceptable if genocide. Don't want interbreeding
>>57292195
>I'm in Germany now
Screw you, apart from partitions these lands were never EVER German
>>57292961
I got a beer but also a headache
>>57293096
hello
>>57293221
do you have more pics of the girl i posted? :D
also, kako si?
>>57293096
>northern Serbian territory
That is certified Hungarian Kingdom(tm) clay senpai
>>57293321
>kako
sirry mongorian
>>57293344
>he doesnt speak serbo-croatian
baka
>>57293096
That's actually Yugoslavia, where croatian, serbian & slovene are accepted cultures. I didn't draw borders on ethnic accounts though, Bjelovar is 40% czech.
>>57293116
Only Poznan, southern Silesia and the polish corridor were imperial german holdings with significant polish pops desu
>>57293414
literally retarded version of czech
meanwhile czech is baby version of polish
I'm not going to learn retarded baby version of my own language
>>57292961
i'm here senpai, just finished watching Leon, crying like a bitch right about now desu I fucking love this movie
>>57293321
Super sam, sjajan dan.
And sorry, don't even know who she is desu.
>>57293456
>Bjelovar is 40% czech.
I think Bjelovar is less but Daruvar is about 40-50%, which is where I'm from.
>>57293483
>crying
are u girl
>>57293544
Oh, I meant in the game. Did Croatia get significant migration from other parts of the balkans or A-H?
>>57293476
Czech is a lot different from polen t b h
>>57293544
are u the slavonija anon?
>>57293680
not really
Polish used to sound the same as Czech but it evolved, systematically they are still close as fugg
>>57293566
I wanna see you try not to cry being drunk and watching that movie.
>>57293778
i dont cry :DD
>>57293753
Polish sounds absolutely different
>>57293667
Oh, lol.
Yeah, there's a large Czech minority in Slavonia.
>>57293718
Well uhhh, I'm from slavonia but I'm not sure if you're reffering to someone specific? I don't come here often.
>>57293842
good for you, Leon is probably my favorite movie of all time, i cried when i watched it while i was 12yo and i cried even harder now when i'm 19
never cried about anything happening in irl (only serious physical injuries) though, only fictional shit can make me cry, reality is pretty weak
>>57293476
>>57293680
Guys, don't you think that Polish is actually closer to Eastern Slavic languages? I'm not trying to say any retarded version like "Polish is Germanized Russian" or "Russian is Mongolized Polish", but from my personal experience, written Polish is much more understandable than written Czech.
Or maybe all Western Slavic langs have some specific grammar features?
>>57294261
we share more grammar with Czechs but the overall understanding seems to be work more between us and Russians
probably because Poles and Ruthenians/Russians interacted for centuries, meanwhile Czechs were just chilling in their shithole
>>57292927
>le Prussia meme
Indigenous Old Prussians had more in common with Lithuania and Latvia than with Germany. """"Prussian"""" """"Kingdom"""" was already Polish clay when it was invaded by Teutonic scum.
good night lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2mIUKCaJwI
>>57293483
>Kandinsky probably died just like Leon, blowing himself up along with his enemies
>>57294261
I speak czech fluently and studied russian for 3 years. I also read and listen to polaks often and yeah only by listening polish and russian sounds really similiar
>>57295313
f-fuck, don't do this to us polbro
let's at least hope he spared life of an innocent little girl along the way as well
