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/cum/
racist edition
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/balt/
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dumb edition
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umaru edition
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>mid-season s2 of twin peaks
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>>57283629
>there are people here who are inbred
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>>57283714
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>>57283629
Source on video?
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So did /v/ ever become Anthony Burch?
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>>57283895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HuqDXf9V-o
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>>57283659
/balt/ is always welcome.
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nice to see that black ben carson finally got aboard the trump train
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>>57284012
season 2 when
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>>57283932
no
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had a terrible day of work
at least i can lie down now though
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>>57283932
>/v/ will never become Anthony burch
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Edición Matsu
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>>57284579

Kara>itchy>Choro>juicy>Oso>shit>todo
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>>57284628
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>>57284430
ah what happened bud
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>>57283629
Just poured whole metric ton of shit in my toilet. Ask me anything
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>tfw you randomize all your filenames so your blatant samefagging cant be detected
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>>57284699

prove me wrong

you cant
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>>57284706
a) had an incredible amount of shit to do by myself with no help
b) alarm didnt go off this morning so i had like 20mins to eat and get ready, so i just ate a granola bar. so i was incredibly hungry the entire time.
c) didnt have any coffee
d) found a crusty old condom that was FULL, tied to the bedframe underneath a bed
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>>57284433
hey~

BABY
A
B
Y
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>>57284865
whew at least its over know
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>>57284858
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>>57284840
fucking this
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>4chan looks normal again

thank god
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>>57284865
What the hell do you do? Are you a maid? A cute french canadian maid?
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>>57284987

LITERALLY a shit
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>>57284879
hi /cum/-chan
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>>57284865
>found a crusty old condom that was FULL, tied to the bedframe underneath a bed
What the hell?
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I miss talking shit on people using their first name
It made insults more personal
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buying half off easter candy was a mistake
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>>57285137
Cold
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>>57285188
Of course it was. Easter candy isn't even good.
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>>57285187
you're a little shit, brad
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>>57285258

t. Lactose intolerant
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>>57284983
yeah ;_;
>>57285088
working temporarily at a hotel
>>57285160
no idea
why they decided to tie it under the bed instead of throwing it out is completely beyond me
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>>57285321
>why they decided to tie it under the bed instead of throwing it out is completely beyond me
Because they are disgusting assholes, sorry for the shit day man
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>>57284840
>>57284992
Go to the archive and search by image hash, enjoy.
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>>57285321
I know lots of people wageslaving "temporarily"
What are you hoping for? Bernie to give Canadians free college? The lotto?
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I have both of these checked/ticked (as they always have been but since yesterday, I see no backlinks, no mouse over previews and shit I can't even reply to anyone.

can somebody spoonfeed a massive fucking faggot? what is going on? :(
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>>57285444
Not alot of people are bright enough to do that
Also, that dosen't necessarily mean that they were posted by the same person, only that they were the same image
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>>57285447
temporarily as in i work here until the 12th
i'm working part time at the hotel in exchange for a free room since i am from manitoba

dummy
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guys what does the "t." mean
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>barcelona
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>>57285321
Dude wanted to make sure the girl didn't get the rubber and didn't feel like walking to the toilet.
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>>57285600
tregards
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>>57285495
Probably has to do with your IP changing or privacy settings
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>>57285600
T is short for terveisin which is Finnish for "regards"

t. Meme master
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>>57285711
>>57285830
really? well if u say so
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>>57285877
Yeah its just regards in finnish
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>>57285877
I fucking said so, BITCH

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/terveisin
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I'm finally here, the thread can start now
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>quebecois literally use manitobans as slaves
>free housing in exchange of cleaning up semen from beds
you literally
could NOT
make this up
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>>57285830
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>330 in the afternoon
>Room mate is home and drinking and blaring music
This will be an interesting day wish me /cum/rades
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>>57285971
*luck
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I'm on a gap year going to uni in September

I really wanted to try french again since I gave up after grade 9. Looked at how the credit info about french, and won't be able to get a major/minor out of it. The French program isn't really made for beginners

But they have Italian and I'd be able to get a minor/major

What are the benefits of learning Italian?

Is there an Italian general on /int/?
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>>57285948
No one answered me last thread. Why are cheetahs so qt and fuckable?
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>>57286018
>gap year
Worst decision of your life, mark my words.
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what the fuck is going on with topsters right now
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>>57285600
>t. newfag
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>>57285971
Kick his ass.
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benis :D
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>>57286158
Hi Sverigetråden how may I help you
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>>57286158
>Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty spurdo
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>>57286096
Im currently doing it sucks dick, had to do cuz my parents got all sick and shit

All i do is work and train at the Olympic weightlifting gym, might be able to make the team
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>>57286044
idk
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>>57286232
considering your canadian, learning french would far more valuable if you ever want to be a civil servant in some way
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>>57286318

he's like a big fluffy kitty =3
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>>57286318
Anon, that's a leopard.
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>>57286337
The campus offers a fucked french program for new learners, it's all weird. And it won't work with the credit requirements, unless I wanted to pay more bux for courses that wouldn't count for the degree

So I'm left with Italian lel
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This is soy pudding sister and I want to smell her toes.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>57286561
I might consider smelling her left eye
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>>57286561
[Earthquake]
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i wonder what it's like to be a japanese and to feel that cringe when you see otakus.
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>>57286599
He's in a better place now
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>>57286349
ur a big fluffy kitty
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>>57286856
>JUMP AROUND
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>>57286706
I'd feel proud to know foreigners are interested in adapting my culture.
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>>57286957

Just imagine your culture. they're not adapting shit lmao.
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>Bernie rally at my uni
>woke up at 6 to drive to work
>see massive line of white people from the distance
>come home 15 minutes ago and find bernie shit on my door and mailbox

I hate this guy so fucking much
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>>57287041
Don't you want $20 hour and free college? Why r u voting against your own interests? Guess you just don't know any better.
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I can't tell if my tolerance is going up or I'm just mentally getting used to being high
Or maybe both
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>>57287162
Whats the difference?
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>>57287227
One is physical/chemical and the other is entirely mental
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>>57287285
but thats all mental chemical physical anon
think about it
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>>57286856

thanks
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>>57286994
As if canadians have any culture to brag about.
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>>57286206
help me away from sverigetråden
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>tfw want to make soothing ambient tracks but have no idea how
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making some pizza desu
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Anime?
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>>57287791
Pics
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wish we could own guns too. bet that would be cool
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>>57287805

Manime
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>>57287912

it is bretty cool
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>>57287624
No-can-do, pal. I don't speak durka durka.

In Flames were the best Göteburg melodeath band btw
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>>57287624
>>57288013
dont bully swedes can stay
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>>57283714
>>57283811

national treasure
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>>57287976
are they expensive? Is it common for people to be part of gun clubs etc?
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>>57287805
>not weaning seatbelt
dont know if i could handle her
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>>57288098

depends on your budget

yes
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>>57287879
it's already in the oven

opening it just to take a pic would compromise the process

also the quality of my phone's camera is shit
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im sick /cum/-chan

h-help..
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Media keeps pounding Trump, this time pretending he's on the decline
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>>57288098
>clubs

I don't know of that kind of thing. I shoot with my friend and his dad occasionally tho.
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HEADACHE PLS GO AWAY

ALREDY DRANK A BUNCH OF WATER AND HAD A NAP, MAYBE I NEED MORE COFFEE
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>>57288209
hamsters deserve sickness
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>>57288209

drink some of this, Umaru

It'll fix you up in a jiffy
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>>57288126
Car is in low gear... what do you think he's towing?
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>>57288318
thx anon
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>>57288145
>>57288229
bretty cool :D


think ill go to America on a J1 next summer. Hope you like drunk people
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>>57288402
irish accent=getting pussy as well
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>>57288098
My dad is the head of a "rod and gun" club back home, its mostly just older guys who want to chill out, many of them are connected with the freemasons(not my dad though).

We used to go down and shoot at the police training facility in the country over never with the club. Not sure what regular people do because we always had a free range for ourselves
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>>57288593
not a big drinker but if I go with friends ill have to :/
i heard Trump wants to cancel the J1 visa. Hopefully its just a thing he says
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>>57285042
were you afraid people with different opinions than you were going to ruin your echo-chamber canadabro?
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Just finished Nana
What a wierd ending

>>57288819
I could totally see him restricting it at the very least
It's just the reason why every other medical doctor here is Abdul
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>>57288865
what?
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>just had an argument with my roommate over whether or not catholics are the same as christians

its like I can physically feel my brain decomposing
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>>57288057
Thank you
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>>57289341
Catholics are Christians but not all Christians are Catholic

Idk how that's hard for ppl
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>>57289341
>>57289567
orthodox master race
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>>57289567
The argument is that they aren't "real" Christians.
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>>57289834
>protestants
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>tfw hazelnut-flavoured instant coffee & ramen was on sale at Jean Coutu

day suddenly got a lot better
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>>57289834
What a stupid argument.

If you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you're a Christian
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What does /cum/ think of Minnesota?
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>>57290054

most likely spies for the canadian government

funny accents though
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>>57290054
meme state

Most of the Fargo movie accents are around central north, especially in Bemidji
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>>57290054
Meh it's alright
I thought they created soda when I was little
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i think i'm going to throw up i just ate two big slices of red velvet cake
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>>57290240
Kek, things we thought as a child
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I think we are living in the end times
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>>57290045
What if you accept Jesus as your savior but other, incorrect things as well? GodZilla? J Dilla? Manila Killa?
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>>57290383
this would be interesting.
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>>57290383

We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death

The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
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Are there any /g/entoomen or /biz/nessmen in /cum/?
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>>57290340
I thought it was spelt minnesoda so I just assumed soda came from there
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>>57290383
So did just about everyone from every era
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>>57290515
desu
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>>57290515
Kali Yuga lasts a really long time.
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>>57290515
see >>57290593
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>grew up in a wealthy area with a middle class family
>was told as a child that I was intelligent
>"you will probably grow up to be a lawyer or doctor"
>did virtually nothing with my privilege and potential
Who /slacker-failure/ here?
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>>57290722
>mfw parents are failures
>mfw I'm a failure
Who /noexpectations/ here?
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>>57290722
I used to think that and then I started trying and I realized that I was average all along
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>>57286018
French education is shit here. Only way you'll learn is to move to the boonies of QBC. If you wanna refresh your knowledge try duolingo tho
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>>57289927
wait was the ramen also hazelnut flavoured?
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>>57290722

a-at least I didnt follow in my sisters footsteps and drop Physics/math for a French major
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>>57290799
/noexpectations/ master race max comfy except I am doing good.
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>>57290722
I read a child psychology article once (so it's probably bullshit) that calling a child intelligent without given reasons why is actually detrimental to them
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>>57290870
what do you think, anon?

bought 3 packs of spicy beef, 2 packs of shrimp, and a pack of chicken
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>>57290916
What do you do for a living? I'm still in high school but unemployed and not planning on going to a university. I'm thinking of writing malware and selling it to the chinese or something, since coding is the only thing I'm good at and not a single place will hire me for it without a college degree.
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>>57290924
I would believe that
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>>57291002
Idk maybe quebec is into that :3
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>>57290722
I used to judge myself on a smart/dumb metric but now I just base it on effort so I don't ever fool myself one way or another, and right now I'm lazy.
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>>57291019
Electrician. Selling shit to the Chinese is risky they always just steal and copy instead of pay.
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>>57291019
I have no idea what happened to my other post.
Electrician. Selling shit to the Chinese is risky they always just steal and copy rather then pay.
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>>57291072
they're more into alcohol and tobacco desu
people just drink on the job, saw it at every corner store i've been to, the hotel, a cafe nearby...
it's pretty chill, but makes me worry for everyone's health
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>>57291089
>>57291251
You motherfucker. Guess my internet is extra shitty today.
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>>57290722
Literally me tbqh
>grew up in one of the richest suburbs in all the US
>dad makes 110k+ a year as an engineer/consultant
>mfw I just sit around and play video games all day
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>>57291272
yea like that in Europe and China too

one thing that I really hated when I was walking down the street and just get a face full of smoke a bunch
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>>57290054
Wisconsin without Scott Walker and less beaners.

So paradise, basically.
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>>57290850
>Surrendering russians
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>>57291370
was just surprised from it being so out in the open
and the owner drinks like 5 500ml cans of beer every day, spread throughout the day

also yeah, i feel you on the smoke, cigarettes arent all that pleasant but a lot of people smoke pipe & cigars which actually smell really nice
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>>57290054
My brother lives there, so it's alright I guess. Lots of white people, literally Canadian accents, and good beer.

Schell's is based and I wish they sold it here
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/cum/ what type of sim should I make?
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@57291454
You literally have your own thread, why are you here?
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>>57291569
A happy one
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>>57291616
Give me ideas or I'll ree
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>>57291569
one that simulates /cum/
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>>57291584
Anyone is allowed as long as they don't spam or shitpost.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFQK5eF_puo
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>>57291569
painting goblin
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>>57291692

no limeys though
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Going to get Chipotle tbqh
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>>57291350
My father is an executive at a large company

I'm playing pokemon
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>>57291686
Not that type of sim you dummy
A sim on the sims

>>57291711
Hmmm maybe
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>>57291663
I'm not sure this>>57291686 sounds like a good idea
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this is more /CANUSA/ than /cum/
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>>57291569
a swede

Hard mode: no use of memes tho
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>>57291863
the haitiANUS
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>>57291817
Make a dysfunctional Mormon dad with a huge family.
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>>57291863
No memes? Fine I'll just use reality
A little Swede boy teen with a black man
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>>57290722
so basically tell your kids theyre nothing, they deserve nothing and that you have to work your ass off to become great?

ill remember that
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>>57292031
wait no
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And the shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle; and on their heads were as it were crowns like gold, and their faces were as the faces of men.
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>>57291844
Are there more Mexican posters in /lat/? Does Mexico get bullied?
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>>57291817
oh then a family of sims that personifies each country in cum

maybe grandpa limey
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>>57292153
>Are there more Mexican posters in /lat/?
it is just me....aand the pedophile weeb autist
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>>57292159
I like that one. I'll do it
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>>57292199

always had a deep fetish for flappers

dunno why
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>>57292199
quit spamming this shit
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>>57283629
Sauce on that vid?
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>>57283985
>>57292406
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>>57292457
Thank you kindly mate.
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>>57290722
>born into horrible poverty
>shit sucks
>we move to canada
>both parents work their ass off and take multiple jobs
>both climb up the ladder at their "main" job
>both have pretty good jobs now
>middle-class now
>parents tell me that i need to find a career that gives fulfillment, not money
>"neestoyt beespakoystva anon, you can stay with us as long as you need to

Want to find a career because I hate leeching off of them
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guys, what is the best pizza topping combo?
none of that pretentious thing either, Im talking about shit you can buy at any pizzaria

I would say sausage and extra cheese
with some oregeno and red pepper flakes and a little garlic powder
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>>57292914
green pepper + mushroom + onion

amazing
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>>57292561
I believe in you anon

we just have to never give up
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>>57292914

ground beef and sausage

if you dont go meat lovers every time you're basically disappointing your parents
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>>57292914
roasted garlic
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>>57292914
sausage+mushroom+onion
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>>57293080
yup

I'm just going to go to Red River next winter and take up a trade if I don't figure out what I want to do by then
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>>57293283
will it be professional boipussy pounder?
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>have to 6 weeks for my crush's bloodwork to come back clean before sliding inside
Being a prude is so ballbreaking
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>>57292561
im like you anon, i was poor, our house was pretty crappy, never really had toys. i have this memory where i finally got a PS1 for christmas it was a dream come true, and the only game i got for it was one of those 5$ demo discs. I was so angry i couldnt believe it. later i realized it was all they could afford, i played the shit out of that demo disc and would just rent games for 5$ish every now and then. rarely went on vacations but it was okay both of them worked really hard and now we're "middle class" and live in this giant house. whats funny is i still live with that mentality that we/i am poor, so whenever they offer me money i decline. the guilt, i dont want it, they need it. 20 dollars? thats an hour of their time at their job. they need it
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>>57292914
sliced tomato + basil + mozzarella
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>>57284840
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>>57293353
pls
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this is my neighborhood
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>>57293404
Reminds of that episode from Seinfeld
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>>57293404
literally what
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>>57293522

>I cant put it in her, Jerry! She could be carrying something!
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>>57293431
What you decribed it quite similar to what it was like when I was like 10-ish.
But for me it was more like my parents played with me a lot and went outside a lot instead of playing video games, but now when I think back, we definitely weren't very well off.
I wouldn't have chosen a different childhood though
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>>57293678
Yeah I went outside a lot as well, i got this used bike and rode it how years
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>>57293353
you'd like that, eh?
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>>57293503
this is my neighborhood
fun fact: In Manhattan the neighborhood/area with the most violent crime and murders is Harlem.

Whats the area with the 2nd most amount of violent crime and murders?

East harlem

its changing now though, since the minorities are getting kicked out due to gentrification and a shit ton of asians and whites entering the area
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lmao this nigga just started talking about Sakura Swim Club in public
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>>57292914
chicken, bacon, jalapeno
bell pepepr, tomato, back bacon, belly bacon, mozzarella+asiago+etc

t. pizza pro
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>>57293431
your parents gained 40 dollars and hour?
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>>57293966
it's honest work that somebody has to do
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>>57294046
Think dad started out at 15 or so and went to 30, similar thing with my mom
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>it's already almost 6:15
Fug the afternoon went by fast
>>
Just signed up for YouTube Red
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Lol genetic test says I am more likely to be adventurous than the average person, what the hell am I doing here then?
>>
I don't know if you remember anon but you used to call me on my cellphone
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>>57294436
isn't exploring 4chan an adventure?
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>>57294418
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https://soundcloud.com/fredvgrafix/comb-funk
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>>57283629
why are black people so racist?
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>>57294624
Because i like to be racist.
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>>57294624
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>>57294488
Sometimes I guess
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ordered a ka-bar knife and some shitty 15 dollar sharpener from amazon lads
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>That feel when your friends constantly end up not wanting to go out

need new friends tbqhfc
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>>57294820

every time I come home from uni for the weekend or a break

now instead of sitting on my ass doing nothing in my dorm, Im doing it at home
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/brit/ is a bit rubbish tonight

alright lads
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>>57294896
But this general is terrible
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Okay I made them
I'll Start with Canada
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>>57295000
then america
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>>57294896
>tonight

ayyy
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>>57295041

would go on a date with
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>>57295041
Mexicans are weebs desu
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>>57294891
Yep really lame, and its not as if theyre doing anytihng special instead, theyre just boring people
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>>57294624
I lived in a black majority neighborhood once, granted a very poor one but still, every stereotype was true. Taught me that racism was not one sided. Most people were normal but the bad ones stuck out.
>WHITEY IS EVIL
>literal WE WUZ KANGS N SHIT
>GIB REPARATIONS
>YO MAN LEMME TELL YOU SOME DEEP SHIT JIM CROWE LAWS NEVUH ENDED MAN
There were a few Malcom X like Neo-"muslim" people too, I did not have the patience to tell them that Islamic empires had massive slaving networks in Africa. Also I noticed how much bad blood there is between Mexicans and blacks, and other South Americans and Mexicans.
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>>57295082
And then i have a swedecuck

Anyone else I should add
Anything I should change?
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>>57295000
>>57295041
>>57295082
Canada gon get sum pucci
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>>57295077
Who wouldn't desu
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I'm a little bit racist, what do?
>>
>tfw took a nap
>woke up and everything is covered in snow and ice

Who /comfy/ here
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>>57295205

renounce communism
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>>57295205
Date a black girl
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>>57295000
>>57295041
>>57295082
These are gold. Make one for LMM
>>
fucking christ
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>>57294820
>friends invite me to go out
>we meet to a coffee place to decide where to go
>spend the next half an hour arguing and discussing where to go
>nobody is happy where we are going
>i don't care i just want to go to some place


It's the same fucking bullshit.
I don't go out anymore tbqh
>>
>>57295093
>Taught me that racism was not one sided
you need to be taught about that? lol, average white american is a super cuck
>>
>>57295265
LMM?
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>>57295041
>>57295082
>>57295146
Sooo basically canada has a harem?
>>
>>57295205
Declare war on Islam

>>57295267
What does she sacrifice? Having some manbitch to do all her housework?
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>>57295251
>Date a girl
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>>57295321
sweden might cuck him
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>>57295267
reminder that women have always been the primary victims of war
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>>57295295
Never mind
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>>57295321
Nah
Lesbians are allowed mate
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>>57295323
I bet you could date a girl, you're probably just not trying m8
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>>57295448
yeah they're allowed to hope right on this canadian cock am i right lads
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>>57295384

ok hilldog
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Alright this is the house
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>>57295276
I was much younger at that time, and yes schools drill all kinds of bullshit into kids every year with movies and other things especially around black history month. We never learned much actual black history when that was the class topic, just bad things white people did to black people through shitty VHS movies.
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>>57295448
/cum/ is a homo free zone
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>>57295516
No
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>>57295510
>inb4 canada ends up with sweden
>>
>>57295516
>
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>>57295384
>>57295509
>tfw she will probably be the next president
I want Trump to win so badly, but it's unlikely IMO.
>>
>Scalia is still dead
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>>57295556
>das right
also i noticed on youtube trending that he did a fucking interview on the young turks
is he getting that desperate?
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>>57295512
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>>57295491
I even don't know how it all happens
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>>57295561
Yes, and by the looks of it you should leave
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>>57295516
yes
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Not even a minute and they're all arguing
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>>57295616
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>>57295677
>no
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>>57295681
>canadian and swede getting along
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>>57295681
>mexico
>america
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>>57295744
>inb4 boipussy penetration
>>
>>57295820
why are you being so lewd anon
>>
>>57295681
I remember my sister playing this game then when getting bored trapping them and burning everyone alive.
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>>57295859
idk

I really hate linear algebra
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>>57292914
anchovies and mushrooms
>>
>>57295875
That seems like a convoluted way to punish your cartel's enemies, Juan
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>>57295883
Just kinda unlike you.
I generally dislike any sort of thinking
>>
>tfw no qt white racist american gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWtlaQ3G4Eg
>>
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>>57295681
This is so incredibly cute.
>>
>>57287912
Get friendly with someone who owns a few acres of land and keep a clean criminal record. You can now purchase shotguns and low caliber rifles.

Just recently I was in a house that had 3 shot guns and an mp7 and this is the center of Dublin. All legit.
>>
>>57295913
why is my second worst enemy allowed to post here???
>>
i'm a tits connoisseur Tbh familia
>>
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>randomly get multi-day long stomach aches every couple of months
>it's happening again
fucking torture desu
>>
>>57295913
Nah, burning people alive is done by niggers, cartels are more about decapitation, acid baths, torturing of your family or the good ol abush with a bunch of guns.
>>
>>57296046
get an immune system

go outside and be one with nature
>>
cum
>>
>>57296046

drink more water, eat fiber from time to time and stop eating greasy food or you migt as well get sum cancer lad
>>
>>57295883
I never knew i would actually use linear algebra for something useful until later down my career path
>>
I've eaten six oranges
>>
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>>57296090
I don't think my immune system's the issue
I pretty much never get sick and the only issue I really have is this stomach bullshit

>>57296112
I drink plenty of water and eat fiber
the greasy food part might be difficult though
>>
>>57296184
having a shitty diet is definitely not helping you senpai
>>
>>57296178
Whole oranges or just small clementine?
>>
>>57296220
Just the small ones, I don't think my fragile stomach could handle whole ones
It's almost 7 PM and I just woke up
>>
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>>57296214
probably not
>>
CUM
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i bet none of you fags even lift
>>
>>57296290
LOL
>>
>>57296282
you don't need to get rid of it completely, just try limiting it (i know this is very generic advice)
Can't really figure out how to say this in a way that doesn't sound preachy
>>
>>57296290
LOL
>>
>>57296327
>tfw lift for awhile but alcoholism and shit form kills muh gains
>>
>>57296327
I can bench press 90 pounds. Which is around 75% of my body weight so it's alright for someone who has been hitting the gym for 4 months.
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neat
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>>57292914
sausage and mushroom
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>>57296327
jokes on you, going to the gym right now
>>
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Finally got my taxes out of the way
>>
A black guy asked if I was high at the gym today but I wasn't

This happens every so often. I think my own particular brand of social ineptitude leads some people to think I'm high even though I'm not at all
>>
>>57296272
Ha! Thats what I thought. Why'd you wake up so late? I was awake for over two days and still woke up at 1 today lol

>>57296327
I do, not as much I used to. I could bench 265 pounds at one point but not anymore
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>>57296327
>another alabama
>>
>been going out to the basketball court to shoot hoops ever day or so this week
>was just out for probably just under 30 minutes and Im winded

what the fuck happened to the stamina I was building
>>
>>57296622
>I could bench 265 pounds at one point
How many reps?
>>
>>57296327
my bf does
>>
>>57296330
>>57296384
thanks
>>
>>57296643
this whole time I thought you were florida desu
>>
>>57296666
It was my 1 rep max, I was doing 3 sets of 225 8 times but I got injured and dropped the ball
>>
>>57296622
I went to sleep at 6-7 AM. You probably shouldn't do that, it's not very good for your health.
>>
>>57296714
Florida just copied 'Bama and slapped a seal on it
>>
>>57296743
I've never tried my 1 rep max weight, I bet it wouldn't be anything impressive like 225 though.
>>
>>57296772
Ahaha I know but I had my reasons. You should go to bed earlier to though

>>57296825
It could be one day, just take your time.
>>
>>57295681
I hope America and Canada end up together. Canada would be the submissive top and America the domineering bottom
>>
New
>>57297184
New
>>57297184
New
>>57297184
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secret post
>>
>>57299681
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>>57299706
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