IU IS MY WAIFU
>>57297202
do you eat sand for breakfast
>>57297184
I approve of this edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8XK9uf-EEE
>>57297184
Best edition ever!
Where's the update on the /cum/ house?
When does America dominate Canada in bed?
>>57297233
No, I eat eggs usually.
What do you have for breakfast?
xth for
SMALL
FRENCH
RAPPERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOwuXkPIl-s
I do not approve edition
I noticed that black people with glasses look to me more friendly and less aggressive, even if they are dangerous criminals.
>>57297336
Do you ever see ниггeps in russia?
My gf is coming back tomorrow. Can't wait.
>>57297415
Yes, even in my little town. They were students.
>>57297304
Oh.
I eat cereal.
>>57297429
>gf
well got an assignment and a half done
time to go home and eat food and probably not get back to work
>>57297336
http://vocaroo.com/
POST ACCENT
>>57297495
Me too sometimes. I'll have that for tomorrow I guess.
what was the
>Oh.
for btw?
I need a gimmick so I can become a permanent /cum/ poster
>>57297184
lesbians are like the best thing
Is this what it means to be a cuck?
Are you a racist?
>>57297601
Just be yourself.
>>57297558
What I need to say?
>>57297601
The fact your are looking for a gimmick makes it a gimmick
>>57297628
A little bit, I don't know why.
yuri is disgusting
>>57297601
1. don't be a brit or swedecuck
That's it
>>57297731
What song do you listen to at the end of your work out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
>>57297622
You know, I had never thought of it till now, but if cuckold porn was about a dude getting cucked by his wife/gf's lesbian lover, that would almost make sense as porn to me.
>>57297672
>>57297701
>>57297750
ok
>>57297759
delet this filth
pathetic general
Completed the house mates
This is the exterior
>>57297677
"America is the greatest country on the face of this Earth"
if that doesn't work, then say
"I get off sexually by shitposting"
>>57297789
never
>>57297811
Looks like shit, just get one from the sims com
>>57297759
I like homo homu
>>57297811
the inside
complete with poker room, communal showers, and a shared sleeping area (I tried to mimic flags)
>>57297760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxJZF_SE8Sc
*memes*
>>57297861
>Sweden's bed
>>57297844
do it loser
>>57297861
what the fuck is that thing in the lower left corner
>>57297844
;_; I worked hard on it though
It's not supposed to be good
yuri
>>57297926
Mexico or the showers?
>>57297949
whats wrong with his tongue
>>57297949
Looked like a dude until i saw boobs
>>57297949
3D tomboys aren't as great as their 2D counterparts
>>57297970
>mexico
rude
>>57297827
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QcIkfzh94C
Canada and Mexico bonding
>>57298017
Well it is
>>57298000
that's a girl
The one on the left is Anzujaamu
she's a lesbian
>>57297514
nice
sounds like a good plan
>>57298046
forgot pic
>>57298041
holy fucking shit that's hot
m-more pls
>>57298048
>that's a girl
lol ok
>>57298048
Looks like a hamster
No offense
both are girls
which is why i said
>yuri
>>57298097
mirin the goods, get ready canada
>>57298165
Liar, you purposely wanted to set this chaos.
Get out of here, you low quality yuri collector
>>57298101
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j983TV1vG8
rate my gf
>>57298240
apologies
here, something cute/yuri-esque
>>57298381
Which part of Russia are you from?
America working out in front of him but all he can look at is Canada
What a faggot
>>57297558
gib something to say
Lying in bed
Thinking bout you
>>57298524
who is it
>>57298585
"Only maple syrup of the highest quality comes from Canada"
>>57298510
Bashkortostan
>>57298587
SwedeCuck
This is a /cum/ house with America, Canama, Mexico, and a swede
>>57298618
me2
>>57298632
>a swede
for what purpose
>>57298689
there was a swede posting last thread so I thought we should add him :3
>>57298618
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kO8RNJ1GhD
>>57298689
yes
>>57298623
Oh, that makes sense
your accent sounds a bit different
>>57298689
Comic relief
Good edition desu.
Just started watching The Room for the first time bc I'm reading The Disaster Artist also lads
HOLY FUCK
This cant be good guys...
>>57298819
no more ramen for you
So peaceful
>>57298750
But we don't have regional accents and dialects
>>57298724
v simple
reminder: if you don't have green eyes you're practically non white
>>57298889
how?
>>57298934
and who cares about whiteness?
>>57298846
I have the highest percentage chance to get it that is genetically possible. Its the only thing I read so far from the test... not a good start
>>57298889
say "Гoвopитe, пoжaлyйcтa, мeдлeннee"
>>57298971
While I don't think he's 100% correct, most languages (in Europe anyway) have actual bodies that regulate spelling, pronunciation, grammar, etc.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Language_Institute
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_language_regulators
Important to note that English does not have this.
well?
Aahaha, this just keeps on getting better and better
>linked to autism
>>57298934
>golden tint
That's a nice excuse for shit color ruining the green
>>57299097
Kek
>>57299051
English is like bacteria that mutates out of control just for fun :D
![1243887420714[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rYI6k1y.jpg "1243887420714[1].jpg")
>>57298972
SJWs and black people
>>57299160
what's this
>>57298934
>green
Nigga black people have green eyes. I have red hair and blue eyes, literally the rarest combo on the planet
>>57298971
Because of our education system and because people in soviet times many times resettled all over the country.
>>57298971
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O6JUd28KXl
>>57299051
Dialects have been in the past, but now they do not differ from each other.
>>57299263
post pictures, carrothead
>>57299210
My genetic test from promethease
For the most part its good but there are few bad thing
Also what does cilantro taste like to you guys?
>>57299260
Just read the heading, lol
>>57299269
oh that makes sense
>>57299269
Haaa <3
>>57299294
D-Don't worry about all of the bad stuff.
Cilantro tastes like spicy grass
>tfw god-tier combo of grey eyes & dark blonde/light brown hair
>>57299263
wow congratulations on your shit tier combo
>>57299350
Its ok! There are plenty good things as well! Test came out 73 percent neutral, 25.5 percent good and 1.5 percent bad. I'll take it
>>57299391
>tfw boring tier combo of dark brown hair and dark brown eyes
>>57299078
Why are they walking around in the house wearing nothing but their underwear?
>>57299454
normal, but still nice senpai
>>57299292
N
>>57299438
>bragging about whiteness
>make fun of the whitest combo
Nigga you sound like a nigga, bragging about skin tone until someone whiter than you comes along and now being light becomes weird
I'm reading the Index LNs, familia. They're pretty cool and I don't have to deal with annoying japanese voices.
>tfw keep farting and it smells like diarrhea
>>57299391
>grey eyes
Who here /minority/
>>57299477
because they're independent women
also swede just got electrocuted
>>57299391
My hair used to be lighter but now it's brown so I can't meme about blue eyes master race combo.
>>57299787
you like?
>>57299815
Oh fug, what is America talking about?
>>57299785
Sounds like you're gonna have diarrhea
>>57299740
idk I feel like reading them is going on Kazuma Kamachi 's wild ride of bullshit
but I can't stop
>>57299815
America is being the man of the house
>>57299815
>>57299842
my hair was super blonde when i was younger, like bleach blonde colour
i attribute the darkening of hair to anger & lack of sunlight
>>57299848
I got my posts mixed up. So, what percent ayy are you?
>>57299860
that's her concerned look
Swedes are america's closest allies
will u adopt me?
>>57299901
>ayy
wut?
>>57299923
I bet your the same person that posts the cumchan picture
can't wake up...
>>57299861
I still haven't gotten past the material covered in S2 of the anime but I don't like skipping stuff. I'm enjoying it so far.
give me multiple 9s
>>57299917
>Sweden
>closest ally
Sweden is a horrible country full of degenerates
>>57300015
reminds me I have a couple volumes to catch up on
>>57299980
Have you been up all night?
>landlockedfags had to stay in a hotel to go to the beach on spring break
>>57300068
And yet we're besties
The past year I've been getting very anti social
How do I go back to normie mode
>>57300141
Do ERP with /cum/ buds
>>57300122
>never even seen an ocean
>>57300205
u wot
Everybody here goes to Vancouver at some point.
W-why is mexico taking a sponge bath in the sink?
There are showers right next door
you guys aren't racist right?
>>57300230
No bully.
>>57299965
He's literally the best poster here
>>57300286
depends on if you're a nigger or not
>>57300286
I am
Incredibly so in fact
Let's get this race war going
>>57300230
They are called baños vaqueros
lEt's gEt tHiS rAcE wAr gOiNG
Is Animal Crossing on the 3DS playable without a stylus?
I hate using them without the stylus, and I forgot to bring it with me.
>>57300322
I wasnt saying he was bad
>>57300322
And the biggest beta bitch too.
Curious lads:
>your uni
>your major/minors
>students loan bux taken out so far
>>57300098
yes
should sleep but I need my dose of manga on my phone before I sleep
>>57300396
>no uni
>n/a
>n/a
JUST
>>57300201
lewd
Who /CHICANO/ here?
>>57300319
It deserves bullying
>>57300350
they are called stupid here
>drink 2 cups of coffee
>become sleepy
explain this athiests
>>57300446
No, don't bully.
ANd ThE BIgGesT BEta BittCH
hello friends
best matsu, prove me wrong
protip: you cannot
>>57300446
>you dare mock the son of a shepherd
How do I get East Asian or white gf to yuri with, /cum/?
btw im a grill
>>57300459
ADD/ADHD, high tolerance, weak coffee, or not waiting long enough for the caffeine to take effect
>>57300459
Your body responds differently to caffeine at different times of the day. It's not always as effective as it should be.
>>57300459
with sugar or no sugar
also wont explain since not atheist
Do you guys just simply cringe when you watch movie trailers in the theater?
Fuck, today trailers are just so fucking embarrassing and cringey
>>57300490
Hello opossum, quit making strange noises outside my room at night pls
That's right, but what about cats?
>>57300490
hi neighbor
how many tornado sirens have you heard this week
Please refrain from posting lesbian pics
>>57300286
No
I do hate leftists of all kinds though
>>57300525
I don't even drink coffee that often :(
>>57300530
it seems like it never really "works" though
>>57300533
no sugar
>>57300517
That's NOT funny
>>57300517
No you are not, post hands and feet
>>57300559
none yet
it's that time of the year though fug :DDDDDDD
I am genetically programmed to be a nice person, fuck you guys
headed to by town synagogue to put a dent in the ZOG
>>57300550
Cats can simply go fuck themselves and die
Dogs are way better
Do you think a slapstick comedy like Naked Gun would work today?
It's been so long, I dont know what friends do with each other
Timothy McVeigh did nothing wrong
>>57297601
Curious German lad
>>57300590
Does EliUmi triggers you, NozoEli/Seagull shitter?
>>57300595
Yes I am, and no, I'm not gonna appeal to your furry-tier fetishes.
>>57300601
How complete is this analysis? Is it worth it?
>>57300620
>Dogs are way better
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>57300665
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS
>>57300632
We're you're friends. And we post fun things
>>57300632
I literally have no idea what my peers do with each other for fun
>>57300596
living right in the middle of the tornado alley is scary senpai
>>57300601
cute
>lucy is quitting TPB cause mike smith choked a bitch
>>57300665
Liar, i bet you do cock copters in the mirror after taking a shower
>>57300690
To put it simple, it's love.
>>57300620
Cats are better in my opinion
>>57300672
please stop posting cats
>>57300668
Super fucking complete, it tells you a shit load of things, more than you ever need to know imo but a lot of important and interesting stuff. It only costs 5 dollars
>>57300746
I do this every time
>>57300752
meow is the time for cat yuri
>>57300734
Arkansan here, we had a tornado two weeks ago.
Sky got all green and spooky man, shit sucked. It hailed and everything.
>>57300665
>EliUmi
>>57300459
I get this if I drink too much coffee, like a few cups in the morning gets me pepped but if I keep drinking it throughout the afternoon I start feeling exhausted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1N4JwLXFjU
I made you faggots a video about trump.
seriously, vote for him.
fuck you.
>>57300775
POST ACCENT POLAND
http://vocaroo.com/
>>57300550
They can frustrating with all of the retarded things they do but it's equally amusing.
>>57300775
Why is he taking the swastika out of the garbage? You know better than that Poland
>>57300752
why would you even say that
this is 4chan
>/cum/ is becoming /u/
All according to plan.
>>57300746
If you really don't believe me you can go to /lesgen/ in /lgbt/ and ask for "Kek the Mexican shitposter".
>>57300769
Nice, link?
>>57300775
>>57300650
DELET THIS
>>57300806
27 years old...
>>57300795
How's life in Arkansas
>>57300806
Thanks, Hames
>>57300752
Why not?
>>57300806
Holy shit I love your accent
>>57300831
Finally coming to terms with your secret desire to be liberated and annexed?
>>57300853
https://www.promethease.com/
Its easy to upload your genetic profile there if you've done 23 and me, not sure about other tests
>>57300858
suck my dick boludo.
>>57300895
If it means more cute lesbians, yeas.
>>57300799
>>>/u/
NozoEli shitters should be contained there.
>>57300845
My morbid curiosity has led me to their domain, only to notice there are deranged men who pretend to be girls who pretend to like girls, you are not exempted from my suspicion
>>57300831
Good anime desu
Look at these two
America and Mexico go to a restaurant together but don't even sit with each other
>>57300903
-27 years old
-pedophile
-suffer zoophilia
-virgin
>>57300795
>green sky
nopenopenope
Luckily I live in an area where tornadoes never happen, although we did come close one year
sky was all pink and shit
>>57300806
beautiful
Why is this labeled as bad? Because you are annoying as a child?
I dont get it
Post what you're listening to
https://youtu.be/GOhnKIVLzOw
>>57300888
Les chats are shit pets
>>57300973
No u
>>57300934
Yeah, that place is filled with trannies and /pol/ shitposters, but there are some real lesbians in there including me. I swear it on yuri, and note that yuri is my sole reason for living so I would never lie with this.
>>57300951
>he thinks those memes are real
>bunch of chink brigades taking up all the room in the gym again
my grandpappy didn't lose his leg back in 'nam for this dammnit
>Democrats have lost in state congress for 3 elections now
>the solution to this is CLEARLY to try to put mentally ill men in womens bathrooms
A red future for my home, /int/
Can you say the same?
>>57300967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEQkeL-G47g
desu
>>57300973
Nah, they're more like eggs
>>57300876
Great, the weather is finally picking up out of flipping back and forth between cold and hot. All the trees have started blooming so theres a lot of light purple and pink and green scattered around the forests.
So there's gonna be two beautiful cool Spring months before it gets humid as fuck.
>>57300953
Same, my town is in kind of a basin so the towns north or south of us always get hit.
Which is actually really rough for those towns, like 60 people died in a tornado five years ago just 10 miles north of me. The town south got absolutely wrecked when a funnel touched down and went right through the middle of town. There's still a visible steak of forest stripped bare by the winds for miles.
>>57301009
Ok, then. Please return my Volume 4 book please
>>57300967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgZht3uwVtY
>>57301044
>Posts anime
>With a fucking trump hat pasted on it
Go to the gym and do your yoga or Pilates exercises, fuckboi
Grew up as a vegetarian
Want to eat meat
What should I try first ? Steak?
I can't seem to make a decent poo lads
I have this constant urge to go all day but only a little bit comes out every time I try to go
can you watch my autistic gf for a minute
>>57301044
Don't you qualify for American citizenship if your grandfather served in Vietnam as a Canadian
>>57300967
https://youtu.be/F5HLHjyey_I
>>57301158
Chicken breast
>>57301158
Yes, make sure it's cooked well done. Serve topped with ketchup for maximum comfy
>>57301158
Prime rib medium rare
>>57301158
Yeah, but get it done right at a nice restaurant.
Medium rare or medium would be easiest for a first timer.
>>57301197
Drink water and eat some rice or something starchy lad
>>57301158
a BBC.
>>57301218
>ketchup
