Tell me about Spain.
>>57281292
I would, but it'Spainful.
EL EspANOl
Nice landscape, awful society, corrupt useless politicians, bankrupted economy dependent from EU, thirdworld tier traditions and handsome women.
>>57281292
It's like Sweden but with less (native) blondes.
Once an anti-islam, powerful empire. Now completely fallen.
Once nigger-killers. Now cucks.
>>57281292
Spain (Listeni/ˈspeJn/; Spanish: España [esˈpaɲa], officially the Kingdom of Spain (Spanish: Reino de España), is a sovereign state largely located on the Iberian Peninsula in southwestern Europe, with archipelagos in the Atlantic Ocean and Mediterranean Sea, and several small territories on and near the north African coast. Its mainland is bordered to the south and east by the Mediterranean Sea except for a small land boundary with Gibraltar; to the north and northeast by France, Andorra, and the Bay of Biscay; and to the west and northwest by Portugal and the Atlantic Ocean. Along with France and Morocco, it is one of only three countries to have both Atlantic and Mediterranean coastlines. Extending to 1,214 km (754 mi), the Portugal–Spain border is the longest uninterrupted border within the European Union.
Modern humans first arrived in the Iberian Peninsula around 35,000 years ago. Iberian cultures along with ancient Phoenician, Greek and Carthaginian settlements developed on the peninsula until it came under Roman rule around 200 BCE, after which the region was named Hispania. In the Middle Ages, the area was conquered by Germanic tribes and later by the Moors. Spain emerged as a unified country in the 15th century, following the marriage of the Catholic Monarchs and the completion of the centuries-long reconquest, or Reconquista, of the peninsula from the Moors in 1492. In the early modern period, Spain became one of history's first global colonial empires, leaving a vast cultural and linguistic legacy that includes over 500 million Spanish speakers, making Spanish the world's second most spoken first language, after Chinese and before English.
>>57281292
nothing to do in here, visit another country instead
They'll never have Gibraltar
WE MOORS DONT COME HERE WE FULL
>>57281556
4 u
>>57281476
you know our language is like 10% arabic origin
>>57281556
That's what you thinks teafag
>>57281292
outside people :) i love this countryand their people but our politicans are corrupts
>>57281366
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>57281622
he's a 13 yo fascist schizo that posts anime
not really the average spaniard
>>57281366
>>57281674
Samefag
Spain :3
>>57281699
>not really the average spaniard
i'd hope not
Is probably the most diverse country in Europe in terms of climates,cultures,architecture and landscapes.
It has one of the most diverse cuisines in the world.
And it has a shitty economy.
jomer
>>57281877
Citripio
>>57281762
nice try Carlos
>>57281877
ayyyyy omero nomas el mas perron aqui
>>57281292
tortilla
>not mexico
like them desu, hope they don't end up like us
>>57281925
Touché, now seppuku time
>>57281969
We are on the same track.
>>57281583
You tell them brother.
>>57281292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoWGlZBsmPE&list=PLjpdzpt4kqbo2IQcMDISkfBAAb0HFktey&index=3
they have some good Oi! bands
>>57281937
I never understand japanese shitposters
>>57281292
.my girlfriend on the left, she is from there.
t.catalan
>>57281699
He's Catalan
>>57281476
jorge tu nunca has matado ninguno negro nosotros e que lo haciemos
>>57282143
He is retard, he don't know what he is saying, please don't make laughs in him
>>57282083
She looks like a slut. She has probably swallowed more cum than all the girls in my village combined. Btw catalans have more Spanish surnames than some Spanish comunities
>>57282083
the dude on top looks so typically spanish but everyone else could pass as a local here 2bh
>>57282083
tortilla es muy bueno
queria decirlo
>>57282302
gracias chink :D
I want Spanish gf.
>>57282302
I tried sushi yesterday for the first time in my life. Great job japs.
>>57282222
>She looks like a slut
no, :/ i have catalan surnames charnego yo tambien te quiero con corazon
>>57282440
de nada spanidad :)
>>57282083
All the ex colonies laugh at how they talk.
>>57282695
hola
>>57282556
Why? They are pretty demanding and crazy.
>Honey would you come to my workplace and take me to home.
>Sorry I am too busy
>What have I done? Why dont you like me anymore? Are you cheating on me? Because if you did I swear that I kill.
>Ok, i will see what I can do
>See you later sweetheart.
Add some emojis and this is exactly the conversation that I have with my gf on Thursday
>5PA1N
>>57282695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFFy8-srCoY
>>57282695
Wea weon.
>>57282586
No soy un charnego no tengo sangre catalana
>>57281292
It's shit and full of Moroccans
>>57282232
>the dude on top
i am :) xD but i live in catalonia and she is from madrid
>>57282719
I want a crazy Spanish gf, hold me Pedro. ;_;
She does not sound so bad.
>>57282719
pagafantas.
>>57282860
She is not that bad. But she is a drama queen. It gets boring. The hate sex is awesome though.
>>57282719
t. calzonazos
>>57282835
pareces mesmo espanhol. ela é gira. mas a minha é mais gira e eu sou mais bonito que tu.
>>57282640
grax forofgold tio la subire a facebook jajaja
>>57282576
a ti te lo gusta? has comido en espana?
bueno,me alegro mucho.
>>57282909
>>57282719
my gf is kinda like that too but she talks to me more than that and she isn't that mean
>>57282954
intenta ligarte alguna whore española portubro, pero ellas les gusta los italianos y argentinos :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>57283079
já tenho noiva, não preciso de uma puta espanhola
>>57282917
Since angry sex is best sex perhaps it is good she is a drama queen so you have something to be mad about.
>>57282695
Yeah, no
>>57282860
why don't you want a swedish GF? :S AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ XD
>>57283058
What do you mean that she talks to you more? She bitches more?
Why is Catalonia so much better?
>>57283171
They are all BLACKED
>>57283173
no we just talk to each other more than just that. you said your whole conversation with her yesterday was that + emojis. we talk way more to each other. we like to talk to each other idk
>>57283160
A tipical joke in Chile involves "the gallego". He always is a dumb fuck. We refer to spaniards as "coñazos" most of the time. Stay mad Jorge.
>>57283200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nygDsCHDwKA
>>57283282
la wea weon aweonao
>>57283282
t. Sudaca
>>57283257
It was a brief chat and I was busy at work (I end earlier than she does),and I just told her that to shut her up
>>57283079
>argentinos
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ JHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHHAHAHAAa
>>57283171
I have had those and I want to try something new of course. I also like cute brown haired girls more. Another benefit is that she can take me to Spain when Sweden goes full communist or durka or whatever shit this will become.
>>57283342
>>57283357
>>57283489
no one cares
>>57281624
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough
>>57283489
Aquí no pensamos nada de Chile ni hacemos bromas sobre chilenos, porque a nadie le importa una puta mierda lo que pase en un vertedero lleno de ratas como ese
>>57283431
that's literally all you spoke to each other yesterday? and this is considered a healthy relationship in spain? ouch
>>57282083
is your gf?
>>57283489
>>57283762
I preffer to fuck than to talk. I am not a pussy like you
>>57283487
good luck :Spanish girls love italians and argentinians
Spain is good, if you are tourist. Very nice indeed
>>57283786
She looks like Lola from LQSA, but prettier.
>>57283849
>he thinks sex is enough to keep a relationship
good luck with that. when she gets tired of your dry humping, she can find a real man in portugal 2bh
>>57283902
MmmMm, spaniards prefer Spain than another countries and if you get a job is a very good place
>>57283955
>Man
>Portugal
Kek. You are so feminine that your woman have to grow moustaches for you.
>>57283914
no, she is ugly
>>57281292
Why does he wear the Basque?
>>57284164
Who? The girl from that pic looks cute.
>>57284083
i don't understand why this suddenly turned into a competition when i was just genuinely worried for you but anyway the meme is that so many portuguese men grow a moustache that women started doing it too. also insecure much? why do you care what i think? why do you reply like this? goddamn you must be such a little bitch irl lol
>>57284180
What do you mean America?
>>57281699
I'm not that anon. I've never posted anime.
And you are an immigrant.
>>57283893
I will just feed them with some big nordic cock.
>>57284257
Just shitposting dude. From this>>57283849 comment to this one>>57284083 I was trolling. Obviously I do more than fucking with her. And I talk daily with her.
>>57284306
inmigrante el que voy a contratar para que te pete el ano hasta que te reviente la prostata hijo de la gran puta pesao de los huevos autista
>>57284362
that's sweet then. you two look nice :3
>>57284308
are you a tipical german? or not? xd
>>57284380
t. Mohammed El-Murabi
>>57284494
No, I use these kind of shoes(with socks of course).
Lusitania? More like Pussytania
>>57284751
you trying to start shit mate?
Bolivians, Peruvians and Ecuatorians flock to work there for euros because Spaniards are too european to do menial jobs.
>>57284875
>Naming a city after some panties
Silly Portuga
>>57284751
non indo-european? more like non human
>>57284984
>panties
wait wat
explain
>>57284984
In Sweden there is a town called Trosa, trosa = Panty.
>>57284887
>Spaniards are too european to do menial jobs.
how?
>>57284601
a ver si el moro vas a ser tu porque pareces bastante experto en apellidos
o quiza sea el del que se follo a tu madre para haberte quedado con el ano tan escocido
>>57285023
cuecas segundo a wikipedia são bragas em espanhol
>>57285023
Bragas=panties in Spanish
>>57285105
>>57285121
lol but the name of the city is of roman origin
which means they stole the name from the city
>>57285180
Spanish braga has a germanic etymology
>we will never know what was first, braga or Braga
>>57285033
Well, supposedly, young people in Spain have great difficulty getting jobs and in recent years unemployment has been record high, but—Sudacas (South American migrant workers, that could be called economic exiles) keep emigrating, finding jobs and sending money back home.
Thing is—jobs are there, it's just that Spanish youths don't want to wash bathrooms, take care of old people or work in construction, they all want to be "German".
>>57285263
wow that is so fucking coincidental by brain can't deal with that
>>57284494
Kek
>>57285270
tristemente tienes razón , aquí hay mucha princesita de padres mimados, perom tranquilo luego estos jovenezuelos se van a hacer mierdas de trabajos a otros países por si acaso les van a ver en España lavando platos o trabajando en una gasolinera
>>57285270
>they all want to be "German".
no, they hate germans
>Thing is—jobs are there, it's just that Spanish youths don't want to wash bathrooms, take care of old people or work in construction,
true , but average spaniards have a good formation ( ingeneers,medics,etcetc) but our industry is not like France or Germany and we cannot get these jobs ;S but at the moment in Spain it is growing much industry
>>57286022
>good formation
We have a lot of university graduates, but many of the degrees are useless and they end up washing dishes in UK, the part about industry and scientific graduates is true.
>>57285270
>they all want to be "German"
t. uneducated rude labrego
just be polite to people and people won't judge you
not my fault you look like shit and talk shit to people and then think they're "fancy and german" because you think shit is normal
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