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suckey suckey me love you long time edition
>>57281058
1st for butt
lots of butt
why are you still up?
>>57281305
so i can get my dick suck
>>57281355
it's almost 3am,only aswangs will literally suck you now
>>57281520
you aren't aswang?
>>57281520
It'll be only me sucking you now :3
>>57281560
>>57281568
oh no there's 2
>>57281711
I'll be gentle, I promise :)
>anon set up instagram you will get many follower
>set up instagram
NO ONE FOLLOWING ME, NOT EVEN MY GF.
REEEEEE
does tinder really work in SEA? i just want to meet someone and fuck then forget the next day.
>>57282373
it's top 10 most downloaded app in malaysia
so yea
>>57281858
with the way you look,I doubt you'd be capable of anything above that
>>57282752
i know how to use my tongue :P
>>57282867
really? please teach me how to curl my tongue
>>57283154
Open your mouth and let the magic happen :)
ded
>>57285158
it's dead because some sakurahime faggot dont want to trip anymore since no one will look at his muh special post!!!!1!
fuck off, you are worse than malay-chan at least he bring few topic unlike this fucking faggot who only erp like a loser
>>57286448
i mean sakurafaggothimehiimchinese
>go to /asean/
>ERP like a fucking loser
>>57282052
Maybe you're autistic?
dumb tripfag loser
Pls gibe protips on how to tell if a qt is legit.
There are two fat girls who seem to show genuine interest but I still don't trust them.
>>57282373
There's literally Secret Files pages on jewbook about tinder hook ups.
Are you living in a cave sempai?
I"ll be job hopping soon.
How fucked up my employment record is when three years since I graduated and I already got three jobs; no job lasted me a year?
>>57290237
If i were the hr interviewer i alright as long as you're qualified and explain to them why. half of my college classmates are eager to work even theyre overqualified jumping one to another.
wakey wakey cucktholics
>>57282373
it works, but rarely if ever get actually used by girls who matter
>>57281173
If I roll dubs I will post my butt.
Armenia and Azerbaijan are now in a sort of war.
Who will win?
>>57290237
Tell them you were exploring different kind of job opportunities assuming that all of the jobs you had were different in some way. If they're not then make sure your references are good because they'll be checking why were you not lasting long enough. Remember that they'll most likely think the negative side of your short employment periods so learn how to spin your employment history.
>>57289580
They are always a lot more ugly than on their pictures. Even though i feel cheated i usually end uop paying their drinks and fuck them.anyway.....
T. Traveler
>>57294370
Be a seaman
>>57294059
> no one. A war is always a defeat to humanity.
> - A. M. Gonzaga
>>57294554
Fag
>>57294754
Where do you think you are
>>57294554
You'll change your mind when Chinese landing crafts hit your beaches.
>>57294797
I though you were pedo?
>>57294853
Why do you think we weren't both
>>57294843
They are actually hitting our bitches for 300 years.
Sup /asean/
>>57295019
>t. Roman Agapito
Why are not fired yet or are you the African?
How come chinese girls are much moee beautiful than SEA asians?
>>57294983
Not today though. It's bogan doing that now.
>>57295224
this tbqhwyf
>>57296222
t. mei mei
>>57296362
t. Jarjit Singh
Good morning fám
how do I learn dank bahasa memes? I want to impress the bf
>>57296610
Are you top or bottom ?
>>57296707
I'm more of a top, but bf is too, so I often bottom for him, but I love giving him rimjobs/bitting his ass, and occasionally I fuck his tight Javanese boipucci, but it's tight, so yeah, mainly bottom now :/
>>57296610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv8VlLR6_90
>>57294527
I was, once.
pathetic general.
Saramat pagri
Wakey Wakey
Time for pray arrah
>>57297830
Is your general any better fampai ?
>>57293885
so close, yet so far
Sakurahime senpai, guess what?
if dubs I get a qt Thai gf
roll
>>57299502
You finally decide to stop supporting Merkel?
Kek at buttmad travelcucks getting stuck or rescheduled flights at NAIA because of 5 hour brownout due to not having any generator.
Im going to vote for Mar Roxas for normalfag tears like MRT / EDSA Traffic and other incompetence.
>>57299668
I met Malaysians from Sabah earlier, I felt like I want to conquer and dominate them in the spot. Is this feeling normal?
>>57299952
Great blog, subscribed
>>57300072
Yes, that is normal.
When a Flip sees anything related to or from Sabah, they naturally get the urge to conquer and dominate them.
>tfw no gooks and zipperheads to shoot at
Whats the best thing from your country that you can think of
>>57300521
chink girls tbqh
>>57300457
Soon we will start ww3 and million of americans will die because of Philippines
>>57300521
Indomie
>>57300781
thank you greatest ally
>>57300872
indon oc
do nut steel
>>57300919
>Indonesia buys Australian wheat then makes noodles with it and sells it back to us
Lmoa
>>57300944
DELET THIS
>>57299635
>>57299952
>>57300074
>>57300521
>>57300781
>>57300872
>>57300944
what are you doing here, kafirs?
don't you have to sing for your false god now?
>>57301065
I'll just ask for forgiveness right before i die and everything is gonna be daijoubu.
>>57301065
>false god
watch your filthy murtad mouth Aqua-sama is the true god
Takbir !!
>>57301498
you have to be really degenerate first tho
Wheres everyone
>>57303721
hanging out with gf
>>57303721
Memenose released the IP addresses of her stalkers. Some found out their IP is listed. They're hiding.
>>57302062
>Aqua is Abraham's god
So that's why she's shit, and Eris-sama a best.
what was for tanghalian?
>>57305173
Nasi goreng
>>57305173
Malaysian food
>>57281058
dat ass
Good morning fellow NEETs.
>>57306200
>being a NEETorare cuck
lmao still sucking your dad's dick so he won't kick you out of his house?
>>57306237
Fuck, this hits straight in the feels
>>57306237
stay salty wagecuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKTk0X96Nxg
ヾ(￣ー￣ヾ)
>>57306261
>that pepe
What anime are you watching next season
>>57306466
ur mums sex tape: the animation
>>57306466
You mean this season?
>>57306352
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOBhNSNUjAefneFposPNnfQ
Have you gone on a vacation with your gf yet?
>>57306698
>>57306352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl5opszv_40
lets try this again
What's for lunch lads?
>>57306237
if im working on my own project. Does that mean I'm a neetonolaifu?
A White girl vs a nigger
https://twitter.com/wizzyjr/status/714649271681871876
>>57306793
mie goreng ;w;
>>57306237
Post more like this
>>57306899
that's unhealthy
you should eat rolled oats with honey and milk + fruits
>>57306793
turon with mayo dip
>>57306898
context?
my sound card is broken
>>57306984
YOU SERIOUS?
>>57306984
>piscok with mayonaise
>>57307022
This Bitch done unscrewed his dick, put it in her purse and uses his balls for her earrings.
>>57307055
get burned
>>57306793
copycat,I already asked>>57305173
>>57307097
seriously?
>>57306984
>mayo
>MAYO
GET AWAY
GET AWAY FROM ME
>>57307127
desu famlam, i didnt saw it because i skip it to the bottom
>>57307100
I bet you're one of those kids who dip their fries in sundaes
>>57306984
Use peanut butter or nutella instead
I also do laundry with dishwashing liquid
I wear my slippers with socks on
I re-use my underwear every other day until it smelt bad
I use my left hand to wipe my shit out of my ass if I am out of tissue.
I wear casual clothes on my best friend's wedding and I was his best man.
>>57307449
>>57307469
>>57307485
>>57307526
>>57307548
nice info gan
I download everything on torrent and I have never seeded a file
>>57307548
>I wear casual clothes on my best friend's wedding and I was his best man.
Why is that bad?
>"I call on Ahok not to be arrogant in becoming a leader. I feel sorry for other Chinese who are poor, kind and guilty if they become victims,” he (Yusron) tweeted.
>"Sign this petition. Fire Yusron Ihza Mahendra as ambassador, #StopRacism."
http://en.tempo.co/read/news/2016/04/03/055759347/Thousands-of-Netizens-Sign-Petition-to-Sack-Yusron-Ihza-Mahendra
>chink can't handle the truth
>>57307205
Never thought of that. I want to try that one.
>>57307709
t. chink
>>57307745
I'M NOT CHINK
I CAME HERE FOR MEMES NOT FOR POLITICS BULLSHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57308073
this should be our next op pic
I want to learn another language and the only ones at my university are Spanish, Mandarin, Arabic and Indonesia. Since the others are too hard and/or useless, I'm probably going to try and pick up Indonesian.
Is it difficult? Can you show many any resources you use/used to learn? Thank you my friends.
>>57308690
It's not difficult, I was taught it in primary and high school
Plenty of online resources if you google
braces all day
fight me, /asean/
>>57308690
Bahasa is one of easy language you can think of. The only hard about bahasa is many affixes that we use.
This is nice source, https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Indonesian .
>>57308690
>>57309589
Learn Malay, it's easier
>>57309889
It's clearly that there are only Spanish, Mandarin, Arabic, and Indonesia on his university, faggot.
>>57309444
rolling
https://www.mesubuta.net/
Fucking internet positif. I have right to see porn!
>>57281058
/a/ is going to be really pissed
>>57310388
>secure connection failed
>>57310293
reroll goddammit
>>57310601
but you got the best girl
>>57309444
from left to right
AJ, Joan, Gina, Jackie, Christopher
>>57310760
why can't i delete this post
mods help me delete this
Fuck this internet positif
>>57296791
Cringe
>>57311720
Cringing at your cringe desu
>>57311720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er2tkSj7XAg
>come to /asean/
>not posting Orangutans
Shame on you all.
>>57309444
rolling for memenose!
>>57312255
Whats australian fixation with orangutan?
>>57312365
>be you
>not having fixation with Orangutan
>>57312413
>he actually use upper case on orangutan.
Wow you actually want to fuck them.
Kau tahu betapa ku sayang padamu?
>>57312661
tak mau tau
>>57312603
>Not typing with grammar
>>57312661
Cintamu tak semurni bensinku.
>>57312365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enaVjgkqNKo
>>57313059
isteriku di ganyang oleh blake
>>57313138
>Orangutan prostitution
DELET THIS
>Abu Sayyaf kidnaps Malaysians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HvBSLd0lME
>>57313287
Are they hiring?
>>57313343
everytime, Philippine military is wiping them out.
>>57313276
fuck off blake
Get ready boys, war is coming.
Apparently the distinguish between Malay and Malaysian is:
>Malay = like a Muslim race
>Malaysians = people who came from different places and have different religion like Protestants, Chinese, Indians, Buddhist, etc.
Is this true?
>>57313512
Malay is an ethnicity, Malaysian is a nationality.
>>57313500
b-but i just bought my new gaming rig
that does mean dota/csgo servers will be down during the war?
>>57313500
I am on the right side.
>>57313500
Context?
>>57313512
nobody cares who malay was until malay puts on the chink and becomes malaysia truly asia
>>57313500
Dubs backs this up
Also, Brunei qt gave me a Brunei coin with Sultan's face :3
>>57313551
Okey thanks
>>57313287
>funds terrorist
>terrorists raging killing kidnapping people local area
>result mindanao is now poor
>terrorists now finding new targets
>malaysians
kek
>>57313500
+(You)
I really need Laos to post
>>57313701
Kek, everyone who I asked about Malaysia truly Asia knows about the meme and cringes at it.
>>57313764
kek, how times change.
>>57313701
Malay sia, truly Asia
>>57294397
are you a blonde, blue eyed, six feet nordic God? you must be shitting matches in SEA
>>57313500
This is coin
>>57313937
Are you looking for my approval or something?
>>57314068
>UK Flag in /asean/
im going to go with yes, every post under that flag is cringe
>>57313898
Oh shit
>Malay sian
>sian
>chan
Malaysian is literally brown Chinese
>>57314142
you found it out
now i have to kill you
>going to sultan kudarat tomorrow
>suddenly power outage in naia 3
>violent protest in kidapawan
>voting season made the country prone to more violence especially in mindanao
w-wish me luck guys
>>57314123
that includes you then, my colonia.
>>57314236
I thought you already went to Sultan Kudarat earlier this week?
>>57314068
I want you to stop no fun sharia law.
>>57314271
i didn't say any specified date for my flight to sultan kudarat...
but wait a minute, why the fuck did you even remember? are you browsing this site religiously?
>>57314142
Some more brown than others
>>57314515
that a nice shape butt desu
>>57314386
he's a cucklord with no friends irl, what do you think?
>>57314612
Of course you like it. It's brown and small. Like a Malaysian.
>>57293885
roll again
>>57314632
>he's a cucklord
i thought he was a diaspora? why would a white male be interested in /asean/ thread
>>57314803
No. That's the guy who waited for so long in front of a cinema for a date. He's a flip.
Who wants to teach me bahasa
>>57314964
me
t. blake
>>57314964
>who wants to teach me language ?
>>57314964
kontol
>>57315089
kontol your urges
>>57315143
wkwkkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk
>>57315089
putang inow la
>i also want to marry jesus when i die
>>57315509
gaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy
>>57315509
Post this in /r/atheism and /r/islam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nafFyN-6mlk
>>57315509
Priests get married to the Church. Nuns get married to Jesus. And Jesus is the husband of the Church. Technically, the Eucharist is like the moment Jesus makes love to the Church or 'kisses' it
>>57309444
braces girl ftw
>>57316527
>spot the pedo
>>57316595
said the Aussie. We look younger.
i heard that i am welcome here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-LMR98NOl8
>>57316953
me on the left
Tolong gan istri saya diperkosa Blake wkwkwkwk
>>57316822
Says the person living in a country full of child abuse, corruption and underage prostitution.
Bhayangkara cup final in few minutes. They are rocking the stadium now
>>57310582
Are you me?
>>57317225
>b-b-but its all the white man's fault
>only white tourists do illegal things in our country
said every flip ever
>>57317225
so mad
>>57317357
so salty
>>57317225
>>57317357
ok blake, you win this time
>>57314870
let us all remember He waited
>>57317363
>>57317397
it's easier to blame others than look at the problems of your own country and people isn't it?
>>57317485
why so mad though?
>>57316953
post proofs
>>57317485
That's the pot calling the kettle black Blake
>>57316953
>>57317196
me behind the door listening while I masturbate vigurously
>>57317225
>>57317485
wewm8
>>57317479
Ooh. It's Dannyboi, right?
>>57316953
you're so big,could we even stop you from entering?
>>57316953
me taking the picture while >>57317555 (Witnessed) is sucking me off
>>57317694
wat
>>57317694
i can fap to that
>anime
>all this bitching
Is Australia the new Singapore?
>>57317225
>only underage prostitution
>not comment on our underage porn videos literally everywhere
Step up your degradation you shitty piece of rock
>>57317895
its 4 chan m8
autist be autist
hehehe
Thank god for buses with wifi,now if only something interesting was showing on TV
What's this song title?
It's rap or something and the lyric is like "bup bap badidap"
>www.isedap.com/
>Watch free porn video on iSedap Melayu Seks Video and Gambar Bogel.
>This site can’t be reached
>>57317969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWvxFuXNuQM
>>57318110
Buses are comfy now
My stop is pasay but I even just nap a little bit and woke up in imus cavite
>>57318116
>It's rap or something and the lyric is like "bup bap badidap"
This?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g
>>57318116
dessert
>>57318219
EDSA?
>>57318156
kawaii desu
>>57318286
yes
>>57318361
>we will never be cute japanese schoolgirl
>>57318235
తోబుట్టువుల
>>57318411
I hope that was not during rush hour because that's like 1-1.5 hours or travel. I actually experienced that. Almost went to Tagaytay. Most buses have roaches though. Disgusting.
>>57318416
>you will never be cute schoolgirl
>>57318416
>we will never be cute chinese schoolgirl
ftfy
>>57318416
You can in the next world...hopefully anyways
>>57318586
>move to farm property in bush
>do "controlled burn"
>cover my neighbours property in smoke
>>57318096
pomf
>tfw
Cant even post dank memes
>>57319027
Oich
>>57318136
Are you tatar?
>>57312255
why don't post your kangaroo desu~
>>57319171
He's Australian, they eat them instead.
>>57318233
Ah yes thank you
>>57319171
why don't you mind your own fucking business desu~
>>57319365
U WOT M8?
>>57319007
>dem subtle xenophobia replies on later post
No thanks Ivan, maybe you should tell your friends to fix their attitude.
START the fucking game already! It's been 54 minutes!!
>young police in age 8-11 years marching
You pedos should watch
Tanah airku tanah tumpah darahku!
Indonesia raya merdeka merdeka!
>>57319687
:^)
>>57319687
>>57319724
dasar malon antek inggeris
moluccas/maluku is Philippines clay
nah just kidding we don't need your indog pirates
di sanalah aku berdiri jadi pandu ibuku!
What kind of banter is this?
Lads Jokowi is kicking the ball!
>>57319883
Pretty good quality banter.
t. Undisputed champion country of banter
#FIFA #GoTeamPh #FootballTournament #DuCay2016 #420BlazeIt
>>57319949
Have you heard of TheRoyalStampede? Top top Aussie banter.
>>57319983
>#420BlazeIt
You high?
>>57319983
Are we still banned by FIFA?
>>57319762
>not replying to my pedo post
>>57320089
basketball >>>>>>>>>>>> football
>>57320020
>google TheRoyalStampede
>it's a clickbait "prank" youtube channel
"""""top banter"""""
>>57320162
B-But it's different from the other shitty YouTube prank channels, I swear!
>>57320238
>different
Prove it
Go to sleep wagecucks
Mr. chang will be mad if you dont submit those reports by 7am tommorow
Yellow card for Argentine player!
>>57320138
At least /asean/ football can be proud of their zoom in camera. Compared to European football who zoom out too much. /asean/ camera show skewed angle that give more "in stadium" feeling.
>he watch football instead of patrician F1
>>57320747
>not watching both
POOR
>>57320747
>not watching MotoGP
normies
>>57321187
What I like in /asean/ football is that they are tense every minutes. Look at semen slurping European football that is not El Classico.
>9pm football
>water break after 30 minutes
Are we.. just adjust our system for bule players?
>>57313910
>are you a blonde, blue eyed, six feet nordic God? you must be shitting matches in SEA
Yes i do, but only with brown flat nosed dwarfs not chink master race girls
>>57321253
>/asean/ football
>Not retards who play like a bunch of school girls.
>>57289580
skype etc
>watching soccer
>not watching basketball
End yourselves
>>57321563
>pinoy
>divers
>>57321563
>destination europe 2014
>arrive in mauritus, 2016
Malaysian aviation, ladies and gentlemen
>>57321758
malaysian on suicide watch
At least you guys aren't watching e"sports".
>>57309928
>>57309889
Indonesia is basically Malay : Extended Thesaurus edition anyway. Kita dengar orang putih cakap Indo, takda masalah...as long as the vocab used is neutral / not too street.
4th yellow cards due to protest to reff.
>trumpet in stadium playing traditional song wihle the match is going
What the hell were the police doing?
>>57321891
there's one flip who insists on posting about dota nonstop and nobody ever cares or replies
>>57322031
speaking of doto
who wants to go play some with me? any flips? indons?
>>57322031
you don't have to be so rude ;_;
>>57322195
>>57322205
I can never understand the appeal of dota and games like it, maybe I just suck at it.
>>57322205
>>57322329
I have over 6K hours gameplay of dota, I just don't care to discuss it in /asean/
>>57322329
you never played warcraft 3 or starcraft?
>>57322398
Most of dota2 players are egocentric immature.
make this >>57308073 the next thread's image
>>57322329
>>57322436
Arguably, some DotA2 pro players never touched WCIII. Damn, I missed old times.
>>57322329
Same desu
>>57322329
i can teach you
if you want to
i just want a friend to play with
>>57322398
>6000 hours in dota
>tfw the highest I clocked in game was 3000 hours in gran turismo
wew
>>57322436
I played those and some cnc titles when I was a kid.
>>57322512
adicted to tree of savior now, sorry.
>>57322436
They're different.
>>57322205
nobody cares about the dota esports scene other than the fans of it.I like the scene for sc2 but I'm not going to shout it out all the time to save it from dying. Seriously though, the largest dota tournaments are so hyped on the gaming scene but outside of it nobody cares.
>>57308562
>>57322496
With me we have 3 countries votes
>>57322586
Literally the how everything in universe work. You don't have to mention it you smallcapping subhuman.
>>57322441
True
>>57322673
>still butthurt that /asean/ doesn't care about his ball kicking show
>>57322586
I played all 3 sc2 campaigns desu, need more
>asumming other feels like what he think
I skip your post. You don't deserve a (you)
>>57322329
i played dota from 2005-2011, i liked it before, its much more simplier not like the moba games this day
Speaking of video games, are you guys excited for the new Final Fantasy?
>>57322920
There is this cute in my faculty who plays a FF game online in campus 2 days ago.
>>57322920
I hope it's not another ff13, would buy a ps4 just for it.
>>57322920
no
I'm hyped for Kingdom Hearts 3 though.
>>57322973
Richard, is that you?
>>57322973
Same
>>57323005
tidak pak
>>57322973
Is that the one with Lightning and the dinosaurs? Sorry. I don't play FF that much.
>>57322512
wish I had time to play now
>>57323052
My close friend in middle school was planning to continue highschool outside our hometown. His mom bribe him a PS3 because he loves FFXIII back there in 2010. He stays in our hometown for 3 good years. In middle school, he shows us gameplay of FFXIII, paradigmn/state change or something like that.
It's comfy now but lurker will swarm everytime new thread is made. I like this comfiness.
>>57322999
The new FFXV demo looks like a Kingdom Hearts game.
>>57323091
>>57323245
>paradigmn/state change or something like that
oh yeah that's the one. I actually liked that gameplay.
>>57323305
>>57323305
>>57323305
new thread
>>57318096
no (you)
>>57323361
DELETE THIS
See >>57322587
>>57322512
tell me your steam acc and I'll add you to play if you like
New thread has been created. Old thread entering comfy mode. What are you doing now?
>>57323717
Going to go watch Manchester United.
>>57323717
irl I mean
>>57323759
Tim Howard used to be good. 2014 was a good times.
>>57323717
gonna masterb8 for a while
>>57323811
He was above average at best.
>>57323717
drinking beer, watching Better Call Saul and going to have dinner soon, what about you indog friend?
>>57323842
Kim dies
>>57323841 No /sp/ thread regarding epl or this match. Should we keep it here or make a thread in /sp/?
>>57323842 See above
>>57323826 Huh?
>>57323913
that's fine, spoilers don't bother me at all pham
>>57323933
>>>/sp/66565732
>>57323935
You just got pranked bro XD
>>57324037
I don't even know who "kim" is
>>57324037 we can go with 4 flags there
Some good /sp/ thread now >>>/sp/66566621 Leicester >>>/sp/66567667 #supportRio
>>57323935 Smallcaps trigger me
>>57323935 You sounds like drunken monk in bar
>>57324084
You will soon.
Aussie and Malaysian are called to post in that /sp/ thread.
>>57324210
>posting in /sp/
>3 sport even in tv
I can't chose
