Practise languages, banter, meme, sing/play instruments, talk, &tc. Anything you want to waste Vocaroo's bandwidth on. Females encouraged.
>Obligatory English
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16yemaCDcy6
A thousand Arabs means a thousand knives, delivered anywhere day or night. It means a thousand camels. That means a thousand packs of high explosives and a thousand crack rifles. We can cross Arabia while Johnny Turk is still turning round, and smash his railways. And while he's mending them, I'll smash them somewhere else. In thirteen weeks, I can have Arabia in chaos.
>also post more languages
I'll r8 some posts from yesterday that I didn't get the chance to.
Sweat running down her majestic back never bothered based Melike, an adept of the finest of arts already, trained by Babs himself. Currently her lover was nowhere to be found (as one Nige came by this Saturday and boys decided to hang out), so Melike had to seek amusement on her own. Did she? Hell yeah she did. What could an experienced cougar like herself demand from life if not to bend some virginal maiden to her supreme will? A number of girly drinks later she coerced Minnesota to share bed, but much to her chagrin, the nag turned out to be frigid and mostly passive. Melike had a lust for ample bodies and Minnesota's was fine indeed, but more than that she demanded spirit.
That's where Italiana came in, throwing her brassiere off in a truly Mediterranean manner of minimum modesty. Who'd be coy with tits like these? This ass, spacious enough to please a nigger of formidable size? This viciously trained stomach with its sensuous canyons and obscene tattoos?
Holy shit, she was a pro in bed as well. Tongue action on that little minx would put a lesser woman in an asylum, but Melike persisted, her vagina strenghtened by countless Babsian assaults. Cunt of Steel, he dubbed his Germanic bride.
"What's wrong, dago? Can't take me down?", she mocked Italiana mercilessly. The response came quickly enough, and so did Melike. A fury of licks and kisses made Melike's gonads burn like Reichstag in 1933 but no 'stached male of average size was to be found nearby this time. Sieg fuckin' Heil though, in his everloving memory.
>>57276678
>burn like Reichstag in 1933
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08FmavYV7Fd
Alright it's time to bump this shit with some french for you miserable pricks. This is one of my favorites so don't fuck it up.
" Je me retrouvai dans cette ténèbre lactée d’un soir de lune, tel que je suis toujours en ces heures-là, attentif au ruissellement de la Hure, à cette calme nuit murmurante, pareille à toutes les nuits, à cette même clarté qui baignera la pierre sous laquelle le corps que je fus finira de pourrir. Ce temps qui coule comme la Hure et la Hure est là toujours et sera là encore et continuera de couler… Et c’est à hurler d’horreur. Comment font les autres ? Ils n’ont pas l’air de savoir."
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y6zVcQeVWV
>>57282720
>This is one of my favorites so don't fuck it up.
Don't fuck it up you say?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19OMYTgVr46
>>57276517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WTzCecvy7B
>>57282720
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0liFXsJ4OpS
The thread needs more replies
>>57283083
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WTzCecvy7B
Really nice, is English one of your native languages?
>>57283083
Very well done lad. You barely have an accent which is impressive and your overal pronunciation is pretty much on point. If you read it more naturally without hesitation I would probably believe you were french.
>>57282852
I even included a vocaroo for reference but you didn't care you nigger.
>>57283380
It actually isn't, but I've lived in Wisconsin for awhile.
DRINK DAT FROM DE BUBBLER
>>57283434
Thanks for the tip, although that would probably take some practice.
>>57282720
>tfw I'll be in France next week
>>57283782
Where at ? Also, give some spanish to butcher.
>>57283919
Toulouse.
Hasta 1999 los encuentros eran emitidos por televisión en abierto para todo el país sin atender al carácter del evento. Desde entonces, la mayor parte de los choques perdieron tal privilegio debido a la aparición en escena del sistema de pago por visión y los nuevos derechos audiovisuales en España, por lo que pasaron a ser de emisión privada. Actualmente, solo se emiten en abierto por imperativo legal los partidos que dilucidan algún título o eliminatoria de gran consideración de interés público
>>57284105
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zueJcSedzk
>>57284105
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c2Pb1TjSFB
>>57276517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VLEIf1u0HU
Narrated by an actual burkaboy.
>>57285209
Any Swedish or Greek to be had?
evening lads, where the vocs at?
>>57276517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZkAbQ1PGOl
>>57285866
Do you mean to ask if i know either? Nope, not at all. Sorry.
>>57285945
Quoted you because I am dumb :^).
Steck ihn nicht Rein.
Bitte hör auf.
Nicht, es tut weh.
Nein!
Komm nicht in mir.
Nein, überall nur nicht in mir.
NEEEIIIINNN!!!
Es fließt in mich.
Bunch of people sitting in the room without even having mics on? pls this is too mutch Autism even for a Finn
>>57285866
I gotchu my man
«Έχουμε δηλώσει ξεkάθαρα αυτό που νομίζουμε ότι είναι αναγkαίο για μια βιώσιμη λύση για τις οιkονομιkές προkλήσεις που αντιμετωπίζει η Ελλάδα -μια λύση που θέτει την Ελλάδα σε μια πορεία βιώσιμης ανάπτυξης, υποστηριζόμενη από ένα αξιόπιστο σύνολο μεταρρυθμίσεων, σε συνδυασμό με ελάφρυνση του χρέους από τους Ευρωπαίους εταίρους της» δήλωσε ο εkπρόσωπος.
and for those who cant read seajewish
Ékhoume dilósi xekáthara aftó pou nomízoume óti ínai anangaío yia mia viósimi lísi yia tis ikonomikés proklísis pou antimetopízi i Elláda -mia lísi pou théti tin Elláda se mia poría viósimis anáptixis, ipostirizómeni apó éna axiópisto sínolo metarrithmíseon, se sindiasmó me eláphrinsi tou khréous apó tous Evropaíous etaírous tis» dílose o ekprósopos.
>>57286177
>too mutch Autism even for a Finn
is that even possible?
>>57286292
>1 sentence, fml
>>57286314
It's debatable.
>>57286344
sorry anon, but you know how these journalists are. always trying to mess all the news in one sentence so they get their report
>>57286046
KEK.
90% of the german posted here is about guys getting fucked, what gives Hans?
>>57276517
AAAAHahahaAHAHAha
C'est l'heure de faire une
SALADE DE FRUITS
avec du
FROMAGE
rapé
AHA
HAH
AHA
HAH
AHA
>>57286443
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lNy8fiPYQ2
>>57286046
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vWBxDGHahd
>>57286443
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DGebPno1LZ
>>57286619
>>57286292
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZH132jl4Ne
>>57286984
Shit, I messed up αξιόπιστο
>>57287062
>>57286984
yeah I was about to say that, although I think you know what you did wrong. you also read read αντιμετωπίζει, but I'm pretty sure that's just an honest mistake.
I remember you had bought a greek grammar or something? Are you learning greek grammar, diction, suntax etc? cause you should, you got the reading part on point.
Try some russian poems, anon.
Цвeтoк зacoхший, бeзyхaнный,
Зaбытый в книгe вижy я;
И вoт yжe мeчтoю cтpaннoй
Дyшa нaпoлнилacь мoя:
Гдe цвёл? кoгдa? кaкoй вecнoю?
И дoлгo ль цвёл? И copвaн кeм,
Чyжoй, знaкoмoй ли pyкoю?
И пoлoжeн cюдa зaчeм?
Ha пaмять нeжнoгo ль cвидaнья,
Или paзлyки poкoвoй,
Иль oдинoкoгo гyлянья
B тиши пoлeй, в тeни лecнoй?
И жив ли тoт, и тa живa ли?
И нынчe гдe их yгoлoк?
Или yжe oни yвяли,
Кaк ceй нeвeдoмый цвeтoк?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ijA8oQoCpD
>>57287255
It's because I sneakly read the transliteration :^).
I've been slacking on all language learning recently. How was the accent?
>>57287337
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CsLW38Yzqn
>>57287446
>How was the accent
foreign, cant describe it differently. 100% understandable, but there's something off, and I cant tell what that is, you know?
I think it's more that you dont understand the text that you're reading, than not pronouncing the words correctly. The little pauses here and there and the general feel of your reading kinda gives it off. But as I said, easy 9/10
>>57286292
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08n2CPFwdKL
>>57287486
Not bad, good pronouncation! But why so quiet and with guttural tone tho?
>>57287968
because it's late and I fear the police
can't sleep until my Russian is native-tier (my ukr friend says it's breddy good/10)
>>57287768
too. cute.
kinda understandable tbqh, surprisingly so actually. your accent is funny. Instead of pointing out every little mistake here and there, just listen to the slovak's reply, it's pretty much perfect. you'd get a ton of pussy with that accent, monfrier
>>57286984
>>57287486
>I fear the police
Why? Also yes it's definetly notbad/good, keep up the good work.
>>57288308
because I wasn't to church last week and the police will put me in prison unless I get a chitty from my parish that I'm not an atheist
atheists are chemically castrated and lobotomised in new Poland
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09R6bp57DfG
who /smalltalk/ here?
scandis don't need to apply
>>57288596
>smalltalk
what is this
>>57288619
>>57287337
I have to master russian.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HvlFUUPRZE
>>57287337
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AigdkgEauK
>>57287337
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fQklVcp5a2
You can’t understand. How could you? With solid pavement under your feet, surrounded by kind neighbours ready to cheer you or to fall on you, stepping delicately between the butcher and the policeman, in the holy terror of scandal and gallows and lunatic asylums how can you imagine what particular region of the first ages a man’s untrammelled feet may take him into by the way of solitude, utter solitude without a policeman, by the way of silence, utter silence, where no warning voice of a kind neighbour can be heard whispering of public opinion?
These little things make all the great difference. When they are gone you must
fall back upon your own innate strength, upon your own capacity for faithfulness. (Joseph Conrad "The Heart of Darkness" 1899)
To yesterday's Chilean: I don't know a single thing word of Spanish tho.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13PKv1fZpDZ
>>57288461
Are you being serious? Because that sounds a bit too much.
>>57288964
Good, absolutely not bad! Nice pronouncation, but have a bit of problems with stress (yдapeниe). it's fixable by lots of listening to videos/tvs/convos etc etc in the language.
>>57289183
Good one aswell bruh but can clearly identify accent. I like your delicate pronouncation of words though.
>>57287337
Are you russian?
Excellent, no accent, clear pronouncation.
>>57289417
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TIM9mtHwDe
>>57289802
Any specific things that give away my accent, so I can work on it?
>>57289945
meet Soviet spy in Denmark
I am willing to do any Slavic language, or French.
>>57290159
w takim razie spróbuj szczęścia czytając owo zdanie w języku polskim
have fun
>>57290207
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iA3fm3t0IZ
>>57289945
soviet spy tb h
>>57290257
look at the stress pattern - non-capitalised words should get compressed a bit
w takim RAZIE SPRÓBUJ SZCZĘŚCIA czytając owo ZDANIE w języku POLSKIM
also you mispronounced szczęścia and czytając
also you still have a problem with affricates, typical Americanism
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08FmavYV7Fd
guys?
>>57289802
Thank you! I've been watching a lot of russian cinema and even started to read a book in russian which should definitely help.
>>57289417
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vZjXEt8btS
>>57290438
Nah man I've been quite rude with you the last time and I'd like to apologise.
>>57290410
kek I fucked that one up badly because I was doing it so quickly and misread the words
This probably won't be as bad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IK9R6DgaFT
>>57289945
Did you accidentally reply to yourself or is this some of a trick?
>>57290640
much better
iwona accent/10
>>57290035
Keep in mind i'm no expert in the linguistics to tell exact cause and don't want to misguide you but imo it was mostly the way you stressed out some words that gave it away.
But for example "Цвeтoк" was spot on.
>>57290521
T-thank you! I'm sorry I told you to hang yourself
I didn't mean it.
>>57290744
your impotent rage is understandable
>>57290682
Actually i only now noticed that, yeah that
>Excellent, no accent, clear pronouncation
supposed to be addressed to >>57289415
Weird though. I clearly remember clicking your name.
>>57290877
y-you saved that pic?
>>57290744
It's okay lad
>>57290711
Are you the same guy that told me that a few months ago?
>>57290494
ROMA
O___M
M___O
AMOR
>>57291001
Nice
>>57290992
haven't you noticed that there's like 15 people on this board
>>57291035
You mean in these threads? True.
I need to find a way to work on my accent. Any ideas?
>>57290682
Dayum. But i clearly remember clicking on your post.
Are you not a majick trick master mod by any chance perhaps?
>>57291136
the same thing Ukrainians learning Polish undergo
you must autistically grind czesać vs. cieszyć until you hear the difference and are able to reproduce it perfectly
>>57291176
Perhaps I know a few tricks.
>>57291176
Pls sing azeri songs
Sensiz(nizami), Sevgili Canan and Gözle meni preferred
>>57291203
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mJ0gOELiJQ
How's this for a start?
>>57291653
still wrong lad
it may take you a couple of years
>>57291762
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eV622rZpGq
Were the soft consonants too hard?
>>57290410
First time ever
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02sn7QN27qv
>>57291599
Damn Turkbro i hate singing :D
>>57290207
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10lcSsOibfX
>>57291942
Americans simply don't hear the difference between cz and ć (ci) as they use a sound which is almost perfectly between these two
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sg0zdutasL
>>57291973
nasal vowels m'lad
>>57292056
bad
could get you easy pussy though (hurr charming bad hoho)
>>57291973
Remember, Polish actually has жь, шь, and чь sounds, unlike Russian
>>57292120
Was it really that bad? Didnt expect that tb h, i thought i was at least near okay : <
>>57292120
>mfw some languages don't have nasal vowels.
>>57292245
it was bad
>>57292249
Polish nasal vowels shift into nasalised combinations atm and will probably disappear in 100 years unless some serious autism
>>57292120
I definitely hear the difference, I just fuck it up when I say it myself. Seriously. I say something in a video or voice recording, it sounds fine and all while I'm saying it, and I move on. But then when I play it back, I think to myself "fucking shit that sounded horrendous" on some words. In fact, when I hear other people mispronounce those sounds, it actually sounds really annoying to me. Polish is actually my first language but my skill got cucked by growing up in America, going to school here, etc.
>>57292329
Any tips?
>could get you easy pussy though (hurr charming bad hoho)
At least something
>>57292120
>>57292125
Cheers for info mates.
>>57292120
> could get you easy pussy though
Kek, guys actually get horny for girls messing up their language?
>>57292245
It sounded like you were trying to speak Russian. I wouldn't say it was ugly like some accents, but it was still pretty far off from being correct.
>>57292468
learn the pronunciation, listen to Bolish radio etc
it's relatively easy to learn how to read fluently as there's no dynamic stress, no autistic exceptions and made-up difficulties
the only barrier is the sound barrier - Polish preserves a shitload of archaic sounds and has a whole row of sibilants, while most European languages have 3 or 4
>>57292566
yeah
>>57292636
What the fuck? Does it work both ways? Could I go to Poland and say DLACZEGO WODA SZCZEKA A PIES TEŻ SZCZEKA and girls will drop to their knees? Not that I would want such slutty girls, just curious.
>>57292120
Wait what? ć is ť?
>>57292774
yeah
some autism makes Polish men and women lust for a foreign beau which could be taught the language
>>57292788
ć is ć, exists in Chinese for example
t' isn't used, unless you're from Białystok (makes you sound like a Russian)
>>57292627
>It sounded like you were trying to speak Russian.
Kek, i was thinking about Ukrainian while speaking but i guess i went too hard on it so that would explain it.
>>57286046
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12zpPvNMP5K
>>57286292
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G5H3x9YzcD
Hey finns, pls listen to this:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0klUjM6A1UN
>>57292866
The final ć in your recording sounds like ť to me alright ;)
Try some portuguese lads:
Ó mar salgado, quanto do teu sal
São lágrimas de Portugal!
Por te cruzarmos, quantas mães choraram,
Quantos filhos em vão rezaram!
Quantas noivas ficaram por casar
Para que fosses nosso, ó mar!
Valeu a pena? Tudo vale a pena
Se a alma não é pequena.
Quem quer passar além do Bojador
Tem que passar além da dor.
Deus ao mar o perigo e o abismo deu,
Mas nele é que espelhou o céu.
>>57292993
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YeF4KhpLWx
t', ć, c
>>57292866
>yeah
Oh boy
>>57292636
I find it a little hard to learn the pronunciation by listening only, i need a textual reference to understand it better. I guess I'll watch some subbed movies once i have some spare time
>>57293134
Would you recommend diving into Italian or Spanish? Currently i'm very eager to learn one of those, but hestitant to make a choice.
>>57293134
what can I say senpai
find yourself a quality Polish course ran by a native or native-tier speaker and have a go at it
Poland's going to be an intergalactic superpower in 4 years so it's going to be kinda useful
>>57293033
http://vocaroo.com/i/s087rInssfxI
I'm pretty sure my r's are off, but well.
>>57290410
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ku2CdWcSMe
>>57293535
pls no
>>57293605
>>57293694
have some nice music to cheer you up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXU6gl0xRrI
>>57293812
That's cool. I know Goran Bregovic, he played a couple of time in my town, he's quite popular here.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ku2CdWcSMe
>>57294102
top srbin
also tough as fugg, broke his back after falling from a cherry tree and recovered completely without any mishaps :DD
>>57293812
Btw, is this group any relevant in Poland?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbL942M0OrU
Like them.
Also nice theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg34lhbWrzE
>>57294191
popular among rock fans
yeah the best part of ogniem i mieczem was the soundtrack ;__;
>>57293033
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QsLgYxrKfF
>>57293233
Spanish, compared to Italian, is more widely spoken but a little harder to learn. If you choose to learn Italian, once you've mastered it, Spanish would become much more easier which means you can learn both.
It depends on the reasons why you'd like to learn one of them, I guess.
>>57294274
Thanks for info przyjaciel.
>yeah the best part of ogniem i mieczem was the soundtrack ;__;
I have not watched the film yet, was it a letdown?
>>57294550
j-just let the feels go
>>57293233
Learn both at the same time, don't be a pussy.
>>57294468
Well reasons are completely autistic. Just want to dive into another world i guess? Understand different culture etc etc. But it's mostly media consuming related.
>>57294660
Oh boy. I'd need like an iron will for that.
>>57294608
S-shh.. It's gone. All is in the past.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoSridCnqN8
>>57292125
>Polish actually has жь, шь, and чь sounds, unlike Russian
>unlike Russian
>>57296312
It doesn't though. I'm not talking about spelling, I'm talking about the actual sounds.
>>57296881
If щ and ч aren't soft than I'm a crab-eating raccoon.
>>57297183
*sharpens knife*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOpLOXlDg6c
>>57292990
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0klUjM6A1UN
on point
![ronjas-pappa-992-jpg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/21qvdXb.jpg "ronjas-pappa-992-jpg[1].jpg")
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wfjYIDX0RM
Just bored
>>57294956
And that was the last of Azerjabajan before the country broke into conflict.
