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ホモ禁止
ちんぽの話も禁止
チンポ
割り切りする中学生を見つける方法は何?
>>57268767
入る前に捕まえて、連れて行かないと確かにいないだろうね
>>57268737
乙
Thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siUfNk9adIY
I ask you.
Are you my master?
What's the difference of using the vowel lengthening character and appending the small vowel to the character? For instance why is Kirby written as カービィ instead of カービー?
>>57269047
I am your master Bate.
>>57268835
レズ許可
マンコの話も許可
>>57269069
カービィ
>>57268873
そうか
友達がいないから、居酒屋は知らない、と言う事じゃなくて、
居酒屋は知らないから、友達がいないと予想できる、と言う事だ
>>57269107
Why is カービー wrong?
I want to fuck Hotaru
>>57269156
Because his name is カービィ not カービー.
>>57269182
趣味がいい
>>57269238
Is the pronunciation different?
>>57269299
No 2bh, the little イ just makes it fancier.
Who is there?!
>>57269069
there is not a rule how to write Roman letters in katakana.
for example violin is written in both ヴァイオリン and バイオリン
アウベルト・バルボーサ
>>57268737
recommend me movies
アニメ嫌いな人もいるんだからアニメの話は/a/でしようぜ
>>57269069
>>57269156
Nintendo just preferred it spelled that way.
You don't write 続く(つづく) as つずく just because the pronunciation is the same.
>>57269466
舟を編む
>>57269461
I pronounce ヴァイオリン and バイオリン differently.
>>57269463
>>57269474
その論理だと、アニメ好きを排斥するやつが嫌いな人もいるんだからお前が出てけッて言われても文句言えないよ
>>57269359
>>57269461
>>57269502
Gotcha, so this is roughly equivalent to western writing c, k and q which might all have the same sound but are used in different contexts. Fucking irregular writing lmao fuck my life
>>57269582
どうした急に?
じゃあ何のために/a/と/int/が分けられてるんだ
guys i have a big problem
my girlfriend is coming over in 10 minutes, but i am stuck in the the bathroom
i shouldn't have eaten an entire pizza and drank a six pack of beer before bed last night :(
>>57269556
the point is "how to write" not "how to pronounce"
>>57269684
さあ?
>>57269582
アニメの話を日本語でしたいなら、そういうまとめサイトとか行けよってことだろ
>>57269686
I'm sure her boyfriend will keep her busy. Don't worry about it.
>>57269686
How is that /int/ related let alone /japan/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57269721
I know I do get your point anon.
Who /ikemen/ here?
>>57269762
答えられないってことね
では
>>>/a/
こちらへどうぞ
>>57269783
そういうサイトでは外人は禁止ですけど
>>57269686
Just let her know the situation, maybe you can do something later in the day when you feel better. Best thing in a relationship is communication.
What fetish is this?
>>57269686
eat more pizza. pizza cures anything.
>>57269939
for ”””real””””” 2D lovers
>>57269939
flattening + objectification
>>57269891
大抵のまとめサイトは書き込めたよ
わざわざ海外IPを禁止してる所はよっぽどなんかあったんだろう
おいおいもっとアニメの話しようぜ
ピザは太るから駄目えええ
>>57269848
oh, sorry, she is japanese
for some reason i thought it would be relevant here
>>57269966
pizza is good i agree
but in this case it was cheap frozen pizza from the grocery store
>>57269686
gf is coming over to help you when you are sick and you don't like it? wtf?
>>57270039
海外から書き込んだことあるの??
>>57269891
まとめサイトなんか見る価値無いよ
![Cdu0qPnUAAAc9U3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S9otkJk.jpg "Cdu0qPnUAAAc9U3[1].jpg")
>>57270053
最近のアニメなんぞ全部原作ラノベのつまらんものばかりだし見る気が全然しねぇ
>>57270127
腰が悪いんだが走っても大丈夫だろうか
>>57269529
t-thanks
勃起したチンポは心臓のリズムに合わせて鼓動するから、見るとその人の心が分かりますよ。
>>57270053
/a/行けば?
>>57270202
俺の大胸筋にぶっかけてみろよ
小さい時から好きなアニメ今でもたまに見てる……
ごめんなさいごめんなさい
逆に深夜アニメは見たことない
>>57269461
I've heard this is a pain for people with V in their names, like some bureaucrat spells Oliver as オリバー and another as オリヴァー and then you spend ages to prove it's the same person, you.
>>57270270
まゆゆ!!!!!
>>57270235
よし!そろそろアニメの話しようか
>>57270202
チンポ勃たせた男の心が分かってどうすんだよ
>>57270303
偽まゆゆだよ。本物はもう死んでいた。
>>57270343
後学のために
何かの折に役立つかもしれない
>>57270053
今季は「僕のヒーローアカデミア」を見たい
今季はそれ以外他の面白いアニメがあるかな
tinpo.... i love tinpo....
>>57270426
Chinko machine〜!
>>57270246
今度にしよう
>>57270343
気持ち次第かな
>>57270377
何センチ?
>>57270426
cinco
>>57270408
君くらいになると字幕無しでアニメ楽しめるんか?
>>57270408
ジョジョくらいじゃね
Nero is the best Saber
Fite me
あー無性に串で豚バラを食いたい
塩コショウがかかったやつ
>>57270324
昭和元禄落語心中は傑作
二期制作も決定
めっちゃ楽しみだ
>>57270251
今見ても面白いんだよねー分かるわ
OP/EDもそらで歌えてしまう
>>57270408
少年メイド
Super Lovers
>>57270324
このすば
霊剣山
落語心中
ディーン三作同時進行で全部当たり
しかも三作とも二期決定
>>57270621
I like Fate extra
penis
>>57270720
必然的に長寿アニメばっかりだから知らないキャラだらけなんだよね
ワンピースとかBLEACHのOPは未だに歌える
BLEACH終わったけど
>>57270845
Christian
image
board
チンポの話を禁止にするのってそれとなくチンポの話を招く方法ですよね。
>>57270939
Getting an erection is a sin?
>>57270165
だまされたと思って、落語心中、1話だけでいいから見てみなよ
絶対とまらなくなるから
oppai ( . ) ( . )
>>57271007
押すなよ!絶対に押すなよ!だな
>>57271025
オナニーは罪だと聞いたことがある
非生産的だからだとか
>>57270530
ゆるゆりと似るアニメ(会話は簡単)、話の大部分が分かる
しかし、例えば: 青年アニメの会話はもっと難しいから、そういうアニメはまだ字幕で見る
What's with all the horny japs here today
I want to pick up a new hobby but I got no clue of what to do
I wanted to start playing an instrument but it will be to noisy I think
Has to be something where I can develop a skill so no animu watching or playing vidya
>>57271063
Looks like eyeballs
>updating some software entirely in Japanese
>it downloads something for the third time
>>57271102
You should learn Arabic.
>>57271111
use some imagination
>>57271126
Just OK everything and cross your fingers
>>57271078
じゃあゴムセックスも罪かね
常に中出し
>>57271198
カトリックぽい厳しさ
>>57271102
midi keyboard with headphones seems not noisy. You can ask a local astrologer about hobby recommendation.
なんで日本のおっさんはスケベばかり?
マジで
>>57271102
Two words: Macaroni Jewellery
Make your mum happy
>>57271224
生産的ではある
>>57271231
I wonder if there are rhythm games for midi keyboards, that would have been fucking fantastic so you could boost your dexterity by playing them
I do not have a local astrologer
Chong ching chingy chong
>>57271102
I kind of want to record a lot of field noises and make some music. Or just learn ableton, I been trying to self learn the program with little progress.
>>57271238
そっちの方が印象に残るから多いように感じるだけ
よく探せ
かれはてた元気のないおっさんもいる
>>57271238
アホかお前
おっさんは世界共通でスケベだよ おっさんなめんな
マジで
>>57271102
プログラマとか
msys2をダウンロードしてhello world
これだけで結構遊べるよ
>>57271314
なんて発音するのか未だにわからん
中国語は語尾にg多すぎ
>>57271325
>>57271330
>かれはてた元気のないおっさんもいる
>おっさんは世界共通でスケベだよ
どっちが本当のことを言ってるの?
>>57271198
オナニーが罪ということの"証明となる"聖書の部分は実はいろんな解釈があるから多分大丈夫だよ。
じゃ禿げてるおっさんだけスケベってことにしよ
>>57271383
何ごとも人それぞれおっさんもそれぞれってことで
>>57271314
thanks for you valuable contribution to the thread, america. you're great as always.
>>57271307
There are actual keyboards with learning functionality like that
http://usa.yamaha.com/products/musical-instruments/keyboards/digitalkeyboards/lighted_key_lighted_fret_instruments/?mode=series#tab=product_lineup
>>57271434
make america great again!
>>57271369
I was thinking of programing but I guess it would be a bit too intensive as of now
I just want something that I can pick up and do for like 10 or 20 minutes a day and then not fret about it and then perhaps after a year or so I have a base that I can work from
>>57271434
He is clearly Chinese.
>>57271102
>So poor he can't afford to live in his own house
so this is the power of the weeb...
>>57271484
Because he speaks Chinese?
>>57271511
I am sorry I am poor
>>57271484
>>57271511
How old are you and how much do you make annually?
>>57271475
You said you bought a drawing tablet but you can't draw iirc, did you give up on that?
>>57271475
まず、スタートさせないと前に進まない
何かに興味を持ったら、実行してみようよ。ねー。
>>57271618
Liar!
You are rich!
反対語
反意語
対義語
どれがもっと普通に使われている?
>>57271693
対義語
![608127884[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RtVp3QS.jpg "608127884[1].jpg")
お前らが「ナニコレ、欲しい」と言うものを持って来たよ。
>>57271633
I bought the cintiq to practice Kanji, I was getting sick and tired of having to throw away practice paper all the time
>>57271644
Yeah I guess so
>>57271102
stop watching anime but keep playing vidya
watching anime only makes you depressed but at least playing vidya is good for entertainment
>>57271618
poor weeb, move back to your home country.
>>57271625
younger than 25
more than $100,000
Look, look. It's throbbing, isn't it?
I discovered the fact that annual and anal are really similar
>>57271831
Wew that's great.
But I'd do something more fun than browsing 4chan in Saturday night if I were like that
>>57271890
cool. i'm sure your parents are really proud of you.
watashi wa kawaii desu nya~
>>57271890
Anal also means autistic (In the way 4chan uses it)
The more you know
ちなみにオナニーという語は、聖書の人物に由来するらしい。
オナンという男が、神様に兄のやもめを妊娠させるように命令されて、それが嫌で射精しそうなところにチンポを抜いてしまった。そこで神様はオナンが罪を犯したと言って彼を殺した。
オナンの罪は、神様の命令に逆らったことなのか、精液を無駄にして零したことなのかはあいまいで、オナニーそのものは罪ではないという解釈の余裕が結構あると思う。
>>57271949
Like what? I've had a busy week, I need to rest and keep the japs updated on how inferior they are compared to china
LITTLE
JAP
ECONOMY
>>57271949
That fact that he spends so much time here indicates that either he's very empty inside despite all he has "achieve" or just outright lying.
>>57272068
多分オナンの精液が神様にかかっちゃったんだね
そりゃ怒るわ
>>57272095
BIG
CHINA
ECONOMY
>>57272100
>That fact that he spends so much time here indicates that either he's very empty inside despite all he has "achieve" or just outright lying.
>I'm not allowed to spend time on 4chan
Ok pepito
>>57272254
see, they learn after a while
>>57272068
アメリカではオナニーするって言葉で一番人気なのはなに?
やっぱfap?
>>57272306
At literally all hours of the day? Shitposting on this thread? Yeah sure famalam, whatever you say.
>>57272100
Wow that would be a shocker
>>57272237
うーんどうかな
土に零したとあるけど、日本だと土にも神様が宿るよね
おそらく、その土に宿る神様からの文句が来て神様がオナンを殺したのかな。
>>57272367
I consider it a second job to let the japs know their position in the world(i.e behind china, soon to be the east chinese isles)
>>57272336
jerk off か masturbate
後者は医者さんに言えそうな方で、fapはネットだけのスラングだと思う。
>>57272480
どうもありがと
jerk offして寝ます
>>57272391
Levirate marriage、もらい婚を拒否したから殺されたんじゃなかったかな
何かへの皮肉としてオナンの話を聖書に書いたって聞いた事がある。
>>57272480
fapの由来はチンチンをこすった音だから、女のオナニーを表現するのには使えないんだっけ
>>57272095
You should get a tripcode dude.
>>57272592
もらい婚って西洋の価値観だと女性が可哀想ってはならないんだよな
男尊女卑とされる儒教ではもらい婚は不義だから禁止されてるのに
why aren't you in bed?
>>57272769
I am
It's saturday after all
>>57272748
Psst... you can filter by flag
>>57272592
>何かへの皮肉としてオナンの話を聖書に書いたって聞いた事がある
初めて聞いたけど興味深そう
>もらい婚を拒否したから殺されたんじゃなかったかな
何が?オナンが殺された理由?
>>57272816
I know, but I wouldn't want to filter a whole country because of one person.
>>57272748
I will not fall for your tricks, pepito.
I wonder what happened to the Thai guy living in Saitama
>>57272758
>もらい婚って西洋の価値観だと女性が可哀想ってはならないんだよな
??
どこの価値観ですか。てか、何時代の??
>>57272724
多分通じるとおもう
>>57272932
Speaking of Saitama, is it still a meme?
>>57272846
I have never seen another Thai poster.
But yes you're right, it would be nice if the filters could be a little more complex. I guess you can add his pictures and phrases to the filter.
>>57272968
西洋では王族が死んだ妻の妹と再婚するtってよくある話じゃん
>>57272758
>>57272817
オナン「どうせ孕ませてもこの子は俺の子にはならない」「なら地面に出しちゃえ」
神様「お前死刑」
だったんじゃなかったかなあ。会社の先輩と雑談してたら、教えてくれたんだ。
当時の結婚システムに何か不満を持つ人がいたんじゃないのかな、って言ってた
What happens in Ikebukuro by the way? Like thousands of trains go there but there is nothing special about that ward it it seems
>>57272846
I already filter portugal flag and nothing trouble happend.
>>57271102
Get /fit/.
>>57272932
he realized the japs were horrible racists, and found peace and success in china instead.
The only immigrants that stay in japan are weeb english teachers KEK
>>57273151
Rude, Portuguese are (usually) nice people.
I do filter australian OPs. Not all australians, only the ones who open threads, as most threads they make are garbage.
>>57273004
fucking feels man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWYxO7Y72XQ
Whoa, something white came out while touching my peepee.
>>57273150
http://www.japan-guide.com/e/e3038.html
okay I will filter Japanese flag!
>>57273150
ナンジャタウン(amusement park)
サンシャイン60(building)
じゃないちゃん、おやすみ
>>57273333
you stole my quads bitch
As for the French, it is a famous story that there are many fools; to "here" I thought of .
A lot of German friends quitted me a Briton for the studying in Cambridge Univ. era.
Friendship continues now.
They tell it that the French hate it.
The opinion that everybody was common…
1. High pride without grounds
2. I shelve evildoing of oneself (own country)
3. The behaviors that are mysterious by an incomprehensible idea are in great demand
It is right this.
When I go out, I always add pin batches of Hakenkreuz symbolizing sun flag and Third Empire symbolizing Great Japanese Empire to clothes.
To Third Empire Adolf Hitler President His Highness who I respected soul and order of Great Japanese Empire which fought at the risk of life in such a form for the mother country, and hated evil show respect.
It was talked to the young man whom I gave when of Aoyama was a place, the French who walked the other day.
I write below down a conversation with him.
The Frenchman younger generation "I am the French". What is it (let me point to the Hakenkreuz) of you? Do you know what it is?
"Of course I understand it, but what am I?"
Blue a Frenchman; "is not anything?" As for a lot of people who encountered damage because of the Nazis, as for the we French, father of grandfather of me who started a large number of dead people was killed in the SS of the Nazis (probably the will of the great-grandfather) by Nazi
I "wait a minute, and even you country occupies the African countries, and you French ignore their own faults about oneself whether treated they African like a slave though is always so"!
The Frenchman younger generation "is different from it and this"!
I "is not different"! What is different! Show it to be concrete! Is the slave all right for the African?? The in front of feeble-mindedness and others French coming to the fiction truth that Nazis = bad Takashi and others Westerners made up in the manner of speaking of their circumstances next to China..
>>57273326
Kkkkkkk weeaboo nojento querendo aprender japonês, sai daqui e se mata autista
>>57273388
Nigger stole my quads
>>57273462
They will steal your oxygen too, careful.
>>57273391
This is usually what comes out when I put Japanese posts into google translate.
>>57273391
TL;DR
>>57273040
よくあるとしてもそれは家柄を守るためだったと思う。あと王族がしたことは王族だけの価値観だと思えばいいかな。王族の方が人数がはるかに少ないし、当時の人でも女を可哀想に思ったかもしれないから、王族にしか当てはまらないと思う
>>57273078
>オナン「どうせ孕ませてもこの子は俺の子にはならない」「なら地面に出しちゃえ」
神様「お前死刑」
まあそうだ。
そうだけど、兄の妻を孕ませることは父親からの命令だったと思う。父から命令でも、神様が実施した結婚システムが必要としたことでもあった。だから、オナンが精液を地面に零して何が罪だったかは曖昧だと言われている
>>57273523
do I have to remember you about hiroshima and nagasaki ;)
>>57273246
Your mum told you to wash your dick frequently Takashi
>>57273333
GREAT post
>>57273391
didn't read this post
>>57273150
there is a love hotel that i lost my virginity there. absolutely special.
>>57273633
Are you a ladyboy?
>>57273690
He's brit shitposter
>>57273607
>>57273391
I think it's not just the French, literally all people do that.
>>57273523
everytime
>>57273607
Are brazilians still touchy about 7-1?
>>57273827
I wonder if that old man is fine
>>57273780
おまえは死ね
>>57273827
>unironically learning japonese
Consider suicide
why many white(especially Amercunt)believe all Japanese women love you guys?
/pol/ and reddit make me sick.
I think 99% of Japanese don't even care about foreigners :/
>>57273798
>>57273881
he is shitposting right here right now
>>57273952
Sara?
>>57273960
Wow you really are...
>>57273978
Why would a woman want Japanese small cock?
>>57273881
he died
and he gave his trophy to a German fan
>>57273960
I ironically learn Japanese.
>>57274141
I can't believe a Russian is this faggot, I see you are a low test cuck, Putin should find you and your kind and behead you.
>>57273978
>:/
Do a better job next time.
>>57274161
because Japanese women having small vag.
also dik size doesn't matter for most of Japanese women.
proof:black guys.
>>57273978
In the cities anything European is seen as very cultural, sophisticated and interesting and this is mirrored towards the European denizens as well
>>57274315
頭突きされた方はショック死したよな
悲しい事件だ
>>57274349
But Asian women are sadistic, why wouldn't they want a big cock stretching their tight pussies? Besides, I am sure any woman finds funny to suck and play with a big cock.
>>57274369
your posting can't into my point.
>>57274516
Japanese women aren't sadistic.
also can u read my posting?
then black guys should be no.1 if dick size is matter for Japanese women.
but in reality,they aren't.
Patient : Peru
02 april - first 20mg of citalopram
I feel normal , a bit relaxed , had been 15 minutes since I took the pills, somehow I wanna go out and enjoy sun,also some light pain at the sides of my skull-brain
>>57271238
日本のおっさんと一緒に中学生の中で中だししたい
>>57275175
>citalopram
>he's literally on SSRIs
lmao you'll never get an erection now you hispanic fuck, not like your asian hooker would be able to tell it apart from a noodle anyway hahaha
>>57275306
華風 pls go kill urself...
キモすぎる。
>>57275524
お前に中出ししたい
>>57275428
amazing
I went to the grocery store and the anxiety was very low
mmm
this gonna be good
I feel 18 again
>>57275874
なんだ華風じゃなくてロリコン外人か…
キモイ。
>>57276462
JAPAN-KUN! DASUZO! うっ
チャーリーゲームで学級崩壊
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quSKBDH0seE
>>57276894
メキシコ版こっくりさん
>>57276894
何それ
初めて見た
>>57277094
ブラジルではどんな怖い話が人気?
>>57277597
トイレの金髪女しか覚えてない
ブラッディ・マリー見たいな怪談
アジャーニちゃん is my waifu
>tfw Youtube always recommends me kanadajin3
even though I have hardly ever watched her videos
and she is not my type at all.
>>57277895
How old is she now? Like 50?
>>57277895
too old desu
>>57278044
You're her type though, anon.
Japanese.
dead thread
>>57278656
sure is
>>57278127
>mfw googled kanadajin3
I wonder how Canadians would rate her out of 10.
>>57278839
I think she's hot. I fapped to her videos a few times
>>57278887
>>57278887
QT
>>57279339
>eats ketchup
Into the garbage it goes.
初潮がきたらもう大人の女
くだらない倫理観で生物学を否定してる現代が異常
Final Fantasy 15 looks so great.
But I think they will ruin it with stupid anime characters that talk like 5 y.o. girls and feminine guys with gay haircuts
>>57279587
that sounds like every jrpg ever
>>57279587
>will
>implying they haven't done so from the very beginning
I hate the contents "fainarufanntajii"
no attractive for me
CR牙狼
>>57279749
Why do you hate it just because you aren't interested in it?
>>57279723
I know but they could change it
But then the weeaboos and Japs wouldn't buy it anymore
>>57279587
>Final Fantasy
ff games were good until 7. things started going to shit there.
>>57274820
Did you fall to the BBC meme?
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