Why are Norwegians always better than other nations at everything? What is their secret?
They abduct Christian children from Eastern Europe and force them to work.
Very good at a few things. If you're a jack of all trades they'll beat you if it's one of their specialities.
MUH OIL
Norway doesn't produce cars.
>>57263112
Electrolytes
Infinite money cheat in the form of oil.
Anyone answering anything else is retarded.
>>57263112
Ikr? That Norwegian Empire sure was magnificent.... Oh wait
>>57263112
oil
>>57263213
They don't need cars
oil jews
>>57263287
Sure they do. Their country is huge and sparsely populated.
>>57263282
oy vey
I mean no offense to norgophobe haters but you will get checkmated every time.
Oil money, small population that much earlied decided to preserve its nature, no real chance of natural disasters, disease carrying insects dont thrive here, strong taxation and government focus on alcohol & tobacco have lead to a relatively low rate of related problems, universal healthcare and a prison system that actually seems to help
Cold winters also make sure that anything with a skintone darker than a sheet of A4 printer paper instinctively doesnt want to live here, or atleast outside of Oslo
They reap the benefit of neighbouring sweden.
>>57263616
Yeah, no, we think of you as a fucking plague, with your feminine language. Your men sounds like such cucks.
Oil.
>>57263282
:^)
>>57263776
yeah we're nothing compared to big manly norwegian men
>>57263776
Don't be like that, lets form a union with denmark again.
What could go wrong? We are all hard working citizens here and everyone would benefit equally.
>>57263776
Do Norwegians and Swedes really hate each other? It always seems like forced banter because the truth is that both of your countries are pretty much the same.
t. Scandinavia expert
>>57263868
It's not as bad as Israel vs Palestine but it's pretty damn close.
>>57263616
As a man living on the border to Dalarna; you have cheap alcohol, tobacco and meat, but it is not worth the bastardisation of my local culture and dialect through hundreds of years of swedish influence
>>57263112
oil and good neighboors :o)
>>57263868
The only thing for sure is that no one understands finnish.
>>57263868
Pretty much everyone in the nordic region hates Sweden and Swedes.
Finns, Danes, Norwegians..
>>57263901
this is true, norwegian car bombers appear frequently on swedish roads. Gotta watch out for them numberplates.
They are rich because of oil. They continue to be rich because of socialism.
>>57263956
Even Swedes themselves.
>>57263956
They hate us cause they angus.
>>57263956
>the eternal dane at it again
YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
>>57263901
Really? Why?
Also why is your foreign minister such a despicable cunt?
>>57263956
Weren't Sweden and Norway Denmark's bitches? How come everyone hates Sweden now?
>>57263956
I still have no clue why you greasy fucks are considered scandinavian, and not the finns
>>57264057
>Also why is your foreign minister such a despicable cunt?
She's a swede.
Verdens bedste land.
Sådan betegner de fleste nordmænd stolte deres latterlige olie-diktaturstat. For at få mad på bordet til jul, er millioner af nordmænd nodt til at stå i ko efter ribbenssteg helt fra slutningen af oktober som i Osttyskland under kommunismen.
Socialistregeringens fodevarekommissærer har nemlig besluttet, at uanset voldsom mangel på ribbenssteg, forbliver importskatten så hoj, at det ikke kan betale sig for danske slagterier bare at prove på at levere en enkelt lille ribbenssteg til fjeldlandet. Det fortalte slagterierne sidste år.
Da var der også fodevaremangel i Norge.
Ikke nok dermed. Der er også så voldsomt mangel på smor, at det nu handles på Den Sorte Bors til 600 kr pr. kg.!
I titusindevis af nordmænd er nodt til at rejse til nabolandene og KOBE MAD IND!
Norge = DDR!
>>57263295
They're our Fjordic brothers you wanker
>>57264014
>>57264208
KRISTIAN
TYRANN
>>57264179
>we wuz glaciers n shit
>>57264057
Denmark forced out our inner devil in the 14th century and all hell was let loose all over north europe for the next 400 years.
Now we have been on theraphy for the last 200 years, still the hate remains for our evil deeds and so we must repent for our sins.
We are the true devils of europe.
>>57263901
>>57263112
They are the sexiest people ever
>>57263916
HURRI PERKELE EKKÖNÄÄ YMMÄRRÄ MITÄ MIE PUHUN SIULLE
The truth is that I secretly like Sweden. I just hate their government.
>>57265099
lol k you can come in
>>57263776
>>Yeah, no, we think of you as a fucking plague, with your feminine language
Do you live in Mo i Rana by any chance? Norwegian is the worlds premier sissy language. It sounds retarded whenever I hear a Norwegian pleb talk.
>>57265232
Thanks. Will I receive a token hot blonde when I land? Also where would you say is it best to live in Sweden that isn't infested with sandniggers?
>>57264433
Detta helt ärligt.
Denmark forced our hand when they cucked us, so we cucked them back even harder. We fucked everyone in the Nordic at one point, including Finland.
>>57265383
Anywhere that isn't a sandnigger-infest hellhole, so about 98% of the landmass. Throw a dart on a map.
>>57265431
So anywhere that isn't Stockholm or Malmö?
>>57265528
Anywhere that isn't entire Malmö, suburbs in Göteborg and southern Stockholm. Avoid those and you're free from murder and rape.
>>57263112
>What is their secret?
oil.
>>57265579
Sweet, thanks. Now all I need is to get my Spanish citizenship.
>>57265678
ganbatte kudasai~
>>57263112
our secret is that we have swedish slaves working for us
>>57263112
They did everything that Sweden did right, without destroying it all by becoming a nation of mass immigration, white guilt and cuckholdry.
>>57265846
>>without destroying it all by becoming a nation of mass immigration, white guilt and cuckholdry.
ebin
>>57263973
Norway Ain’t free. The fjords of jantelaw and freedom gotta be litterd with the blood of Swedes. THE EUROPEON UNION aka “FOURTH REICH” is not my presidnet. it is Islamic gommunist and probbaly swedish as well :DD. Ask and Embla not adam and EVE ok. praise Odin.
>>57264433
>>57265719
Arigatou, Sweden-chan~
>>57266291
fucking kike
>>57266291
>>57266342
Kek. :3
>>57266339
>>57263112
Resources/capita ratio is Insane
We would be retarded retarded if we failed to make a rich nation from we're given
>>57265318
I'll agree on that... or young guys from the finer parts of Oslo also sound like utter fags
Northern swedish (Norrlandska) is best tho
>>57266655
Northern Norwegian/Swedish is the best yeah.
>>57266782
TRÖNDERSK IS BÆST
NORWAY BIGGEST SCANDI
NORWAY STRONK
>>57266386
weeb kike
>>57266858
>owning a piece of land on antarctica on which no one lives on
yeah wooo hooo you are so successful fucking retard
>>57265318
East Norway in the area around Oslo is faggy because that area are "Norwegians" that are closer ethniclly to swedes. Anything east of the scandic mountains are not real norwegians.
>>57266858
STRONK
TAKE A BATH OF DEAD SWEDE HAH I CAN SMELL IT SWED STINK SO BAD
NORW GREATTST COUNTY
>>57266972
>>East Norway in the area around Oslo is faggy
Does this trigger you by chance?
>>57266894
>>57266948
Why are swedes such jealous edgelords?
>>57267007
Vem fan är den manliga mannen?
>>57267118
Dr. Sven, I'm NATO
>>57267042
Hvorfor skulle det avfyre meg? Vent 100 år og den har synket ned i fjorden
>>57266948
> His country does not possess territory on both poles.
> His country is limited to only one Hemisphere.
You cant make this up.
>>57267375
>>57263112
Well, they can't play hockey. Otherwise brilliant lads.
Italians may have invented the Pizza, but Norwegians perfected it.
>>57267584
>Brever svensk grandis
>>57267584
>come eat pizza with jamalsemen on it
This thread is a disappointement.
>>57267717
>mfw I just used a osthyvel moments ago
Thanks Norway!
>>57267717
>>57267785
>>57267061
>>57263112
Somewhat sane people with oil.
>>57268368
>>57267584
yes "norwegian" pizza truly is perfect
>>57268466
>>57263112
1)they have oil
2)they dont start a war over who controls the oil
3)they spread the oil wealth around for the benefit of their population
Can Finland in to Norway?
>>57268774
>>3)they spread the oil wealth around for the benefit of their population
Actually, AFAIK, they don't spend the oil money at all. Hence why their roads fucking suck dick.
>>57268890
>Muh roads
Try driving something other than pic related next time
>>57269048
What in the fuck, that wasn't the picture I saved
>>57269200
I am utterly confused
>>57269247
>Not even Swedish plate
You can do better fishermen.
>>57263112
whaling
>>57263112
>be norwegian
>get cancer
>die waiting for my turn to get treatment
You might have money, but your shit is so expensive y'all go to sweden to buy shit, also your healthcare system is a joke
>>57269506
t. Ahmed Jamal al Baguetti
>>57263112
Sports? Industry? History? Millitary? Relevance? Climate? Diet? Science? Art?
>>57269780
France itt is on top in every single thing you said (ok take the sport morish friend)
It's still depressing. Because if you're not the first, the only purpose to life is to subsist.
Norwegians do it well.
>>57269879
>Millitary
>Art
>Science
>History
>Diet
>France
>>57269780
Sports: Skiing and other winter games
Industry: Oil related stuff, making boats and maritime equpment, making guns and rockets for various nations for example NASAMs.
History: Mostly internal stuff, we had an empire before the black plague hit us hard.
Military: The backbone of NATO in the north, and very good special forces.
Relevance: Not the most relevant country, but that doesn't really bother me.
Climate: Mild windy and rainy on the coasts, cold and more stable inlands.
Diet: Fresh fish, pork, and the usual stuff
Science: We have NTNU where people come from all over the world to do science shit, we've also made some contributions earlier which you can google.
Art: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P01EqXn7mik
>>57269780
>>57269879
we are the best at ski sports
our female handball team is the best in the world
Norway is one of the world’s largest oil exporters, and is among the world leaders in aquaculture, maritime industries, hydropower, the environment, energy, technology and telecommunications
History? subjective topic.
Military - we have the biggest military budget per capita in Yurop
the list goes on and on..
>>57270024
Well memed, vessel state.
Cinema, european space program andthe best wine in the world, you owe it to the french.
>>57265318
>>57266655
>>57266782
>>57266812
Everyone knows that Bergen is the best nordic . Most elegant, most stylish, sounds best, masters etc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrXYSlXiEIQ
>>57268516
>"norwegian" pizza
I don't know why you put Norwegian in apostrophe quotes, because Norway does actually have its own unique style of pizze. It's the one Grandiosa is known for.
Itt scandinavians pretending they are not all the same thing
>>57270374
t. #2
>>57270214
Sure you are a great nation in someting, but as someone said earlier : you are very good at some points.
Oil industry, boats manufactur, aquaculture, ok mate.
But car industry ?
Planes ?
Helicopters ?
Rockets ?
Tanks ?
Heavy industry (metal, chimicals) ?
Biochemistry ?
Pharmacology ?
I didn't say you're a shitty country hell no. You're the best in the world to be honest.
But that's the cost of the irrelevancy.
>>57270577
but why do these things matter?
it's not about irrelevance it's about size constraints because it doesn't make sense for a small country to produce everything under the sun
>>57270577
i suppose china is the best country in the world for the longest time then because they certianly produce a hell of alot more stuff than any other nation.
>>57264057
sweden became an empire in the 1600s and fucked everybody
>>57270577
>Heavy industry (metal
We're the 8th largest aluminium producer in the world. I guess that's something.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_aluminium_production
>>57271328
See the largest industries in the world and the most industriallized countries.
Your country is good to live in, but not relevant.
>>57270577
Norwigian naval industry is not really great.
http://www.statista.com/statistics/263895/shipbuilding-nations-worldwide-by-cgt/
Even their frigate is made in Spain.
>>57270969
Swedish empire in comparation with:
Spanish Empire.
French Empire.
Brittish Empire.
Mongol Empire.
Russian Empire.
Roman Empire.
Holy Roman Germanic Empire.
China.
Honestly I think Denmark is the most impressive Nordic country.
They've achieved such a high standard of living despite not having the land and the population like the Swedes or the precious resources like the Norwegians.
Also unlike Norway they have a bigger presence on the international scale and have much more important cultural centers (can't even compare Oslo and Copenhagen) and also have the best university in Scandinavia.
Denmark doesn't get the attention it deserves but maye this is for the best because the immigrants will not flock to them like they do to Sweden and Norway.
Bravo, Denmark.
>>57271981
people like to throw empire on shit that arent even really empires. We never call it empire in swedish and its more properly named "Great power age" (stormaktstiden).
We had alot of influence for our size and struck our neighbours with fear with our innovative warfare at the time.
But i wont lie and say we were a empire with its original definition, just English speakers throwing that word upon everything.
Persian Empire, Ethiopian Empire, Mali Empire, Japanese Empire, Aztec Empire, Incan Empire and so on.
>>57263215
This desu.
Norwegians are famous for consistent level of hydration.
>>57263570
You forgot no niggers or mudslimes
>>57272428
Read the last part again, slowly
>>57263112
They're not. Before around 1900 when the oil was discovered they weren't shit.
>>57272529
lel
I see
>>57272634
Before 1900 they were in a union under either sweden or denmark for 500+ years.
We felt bad for them so we let them vote for independence when they finally started having some nationalistic pride in the early 1900s.
>>57272137
Thank you denmark for zoophilic porn
>>57263112
My experiences with Norwegians, which is on 4chan, is that they're up their own arse and cannot handle the bants at all.
>>57272999
this is true in real life as well.
>>57272428
Hello Achmed. Loving your paki dinner?
>>57272137
You're not wrong, Denmark is the best Scandinavian country by far.
t. Norrlänning
>>57263287
>Slightly bigger than Japan
>Japan has 25x the population
>There is literally wastelands between populated areas, which is slowly suffering Overgrowth due a steady decline in grazing and farms
>>57272137
>Denmark
Literally who?
>>57269048
hvem er dette semon demon?
>>57272857
>We felt bad for them so we let them vote for independence
>A cuck swede calling full scale war threat "voting"
Call it for what it is cuck, swedes shit their pants back then
>>57274529
>this is what norwegians actually believe
Because we're basically godly.
>>57263112
The OP is French so it makes sense that cutting cheese is the only thing he cares about in life
>>57274896
That's the fact cuck boy
>>57275907
the facts tell us that sweden had german support and a much bigger army than anything the norwegians had at arms.
But we decided to just let you go because we are brothers and should not fight.
Because successosphere
>>57263112
Rain & mountains.
>>57272137
Haven't heard of that country before 2bh
>>57272999
t. Nigel
>>57263112
>What is their secret?
By having the better conditions for being a better nation.
