Nigga edition
who up
>>57255606
not me
third for non-brits
Young Brits seem to idealize gangster culture then a lot of American youths do.
>wake up
>still no gf
Might have a gamble on the footy today boys
![DIA[다이아] 내 친구의 남자친구 M V.webm](https://i.imgur.com/QN60RQr.jpg "DIA[다이아] 내 친구의 남자친구 M V.webm")
kpop t͏bh fa͏m
>>57255617
ECUADOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44t3xc_XDes
Is this fucking stupid april fools joke ever going to end?
why have all the protagonists of rockstar games lately been miserable middle aged men?
>>57255626
>wake up
>next to gf
>Britain is gloomy
>Britain is dark
>Britain is wet
It's all I hear. Who /black metal/ in this shit
>>57255668
That's pretty representative of the population at large for much of the Western world, wouldn't you say?
>>57255639
Topkek,thanks for showing me that scandinavian country with a cross flag #4
>>57255632
Her before plastic surgery
>>57255692
Why are they all football players
me on the left
>>57255674
yeah but WITTR is gay shit 2bh
>>57255683
you ought to be reannexed by colombia 2bh
>>57255645
Jimin
>>57255674
>Metal
*tips child-sized fedora*
>>57255745
Well that will prob never happen
>wake up
>still using the meme theme
You people told me it was just an April Fools joke
>>57255738
Cool it Padráig, they're very good but not my favorite BM band by a>>57255738
mile. Why wouldn't you ease a board full of untrves into a good genre? Cool your jets.
>>57255765
It's not a bad meme 2bh
>>57255787
I really hate the way it looks, but I wouldn't mind if it they kept the random names
having a nice cup of tea lads. might have a wank
Kill whitey t.b.h.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q7ZP3uc60c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS6OB2W1oRI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCEmTaWSPTk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7gQuNRdYZ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2Z2Ajy9_e4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYH79ALaYgc
>>57255681
no i wouldn't say
i think the characters are just aging with the developers
*pervs on these two guys in communal showers*
bf just sent me this
>>57255844
I think the middle bottom ones have some european blood in them
>>57255844
muh steel
>>57255863
I think they have some penis in them also la
>>57255863
You can tell the difference between Europeans and Americans?
>>57255871
did they get skull transplants or something?
going to go into the watch thread general on /g/, post my rolex, and call them all proles
stay tuned.
>>57255885
European as in white. Their dad was probably some US soldier who fucked their mother in a korean whore house, 2bh
>>57255899
What's that for?
And thanks for your ads lad
>>57255885
Jesus Christ chill the fuck out Dolores
>>57255899
>unironically buying into rolex meme
VERY good goy
>>57255936
>that post
>that name
>>57255936
>Israel Noble
>>57255606
>>57255899
>socks and flip flops
Just end it all my man
doing a poo
>>57255977
i needed to optimise my smug factor
>Nigella showing off her feet in her tv how
She knows her audience, I'll give her tat
>>57255977
I'd rob you if you came round my ends
having a sad wank
SUMMONING ROBO FUCKING ISRAELI
>>57255978
wet or dry?
Homophobes, sexists and racists have absolutely no place here and get the fuck out of my /Brit.
who /reem/ here?
>>57255989
Got your back in the thread senpai
>>57255997
You must be mad blud
Where you from?
Some next countryside yout listened to grime once and think he can try a ting? Aight say nizzy init watch yourself on road
>>57255997
you wouldn't dare cunt
if you ever put a hand on me you'd get battered by these 2 weapons i have on the ends of my arms which i have affectionately begun calling "the hairless hammers"
>>57256023
>Johnnie Mayo
That sounds like the name of a gay porn star
>tfw my low-sub asmrfu is becoming a yank
>tfw she'll probably lose her accent
It's like they don't even consider my needs when making life decisions
>>57256046
ta zhang
>>57256051
fuck off riley
>meme names are still here
>meme layout is still here
Now brit is totally empty tbqh
zhang when we entered this thread, we left our chill and went on walk about *crying/laughing emoji and banter hands*
>tfw you can't tell if this is an april fools joke or not
>>57256069
it's still april 1st in yankland
think it changed around 10am our time
>>57256109
It's the 2nd for me
>>57256109
Nowhere in burgerland is still April 1st
>>57256134
>>57256148
oh
well it was still normal 4chin this time 24 hours ago
>>57256102
>be nice or else
baka desu
>>57256148
It is in Hawaii and Alaska
I'm taking my nephew to Japan for his birthday and since you guys are all massive nerds I thought you might know what we should do there. He doesn't know we''re going yet but he likes all the games.
So yeah, 18 year old in Japan with 2 weeks to spend. I wanted to take him to one of those weird fetish clubs and the horror hospital but he's about as active as a sloth so I don't think that's an option. I'd like to do the traditional Japanese stuff (eat blowfish, watch sumo, dirty sex) but I imagine he'll want to do computer and cartoon related things so what do you suggest?
>>>/v/332901187
Just thought I'd share
>>57256175
I suggest you pay a visit to that suicide forest and never come back
getting turnt up in this watch thread
>>57256171
Don't count
Burgers aren't as popular there
>>57256175
stay in your hotel room and fondle each other
having it away
>>57256196
I'm too content with my life for suicide but I suppose I could go there anyway, thanks friend.
>>57256189
No idea who that is but by the looks of the replies it's some irrelevant yank revolutionary twat
Seriously why the FUCK would you post this here? No one knows or cares
Kill yourself my man.
>>57256175
Just go to maid cafes in Akiba then go shopping in some otaku specialty shops around there
>>57256223
I thought scots were brits? I dont know your island memes
does anyone else watch really shitty teen movies like American Pie to experience the normie teenager life?
>>57256223
It's actually famous Australian actor Mel Gibson
>>57256223
no chill
Should i watch Schindler's List?
I have never seen it before.
>>57256244
the girl in the red coat dies
>>57256237
god no
I can't watch movies like that at all
>>57256223
he's the tutorial character for Age of Empires 2
He turned me into a Scotaboo when I was 7
>Channel 4 prioritising men driving the cars over the horse racing
reee, Saturdays ruined. Why did they retain it for 2016 if they knew they were getting the formula 1??
>>57256258
I've reported this post.
>>57256244
no, it's jewish propaganda and also it's in black and white for some reason despite having been made in the 90s and it's annoying despite obviously being a deliberate creative choice
does anybody even like cricket
genuinely the shittest thing i've ever seen in my life
>>57256273
reported for anti-semitism
>>57256243
Completely bemused that yanks think we give a fuck about their ''''''history"''''
>it's jewish propaganda
just slipped on a banana peel. a fucking banana peel. don't even have the will to get up off the floor
>>57256273
t. Zhang
>>57256307
*kicks you whilst you're down*
>>57256307
Clean up your room sometimes
>>57256270
Cars made horses obsolete, deal with it
haha ok can we go back to normal 4chan now
please
>>57256329
*pushes you over*
>>57256307
*lends a hand*
doing an epic post
>>57256273
>NO, ITS JEWRISH PROPAGANDA AND AWSO ITS IN BRACK AND RHITE FOR SOME REAZON DEESPITE HAVING BEEN MADE IN THE RITE-ITES AND ITS ANNOYRING DESPITE ITS OBVIOUSRSRY BEING A DERIBERATE CREATIVE CHOICE.
wish australians would be banned from /brit/
>>57256419
nah, australians are alright
about the same ratio of shit to bearable posters as us i think
canadians & yanks on the other hand, out
>>57256419
Oh yes!! That's just what this subreddit needs!!! Please make it happen hiroshimoot!!!!!
>>57256432
How about Japanese then?
>>57256419
fuck off you paki cunt
hello, is this the /cum/ thread? I've brought smug anime girls and some banter I borrowed from Canada
Is Ivy a good name for a girl? Unironically having a baby daughter in 2-3 weeks (unintentional) and the mother wants to call her that.
I'd prefer Layla or Scarlett.
>>57256446
i.e anglos on proxies? >>>/out/
>>57256469
I mean legit Japanese guys with nice anime posts
>>57256448
feel honoured that NZ is there rather than Canada
>>57256456
>well honey, I asked the users of a sri lankan leathercraft forum and frankly they don't care for it, we'll have to go with something else
And I'm hungry like the wolf
>>57256456
No, Kate is good name though.
just made a bloody nice broccoli & cheese soup if i do say so myself
Approved:
>any flag with a union jack on
>Ireland
>Austria, Netherlands and Denmark
>expats in Spain
NOT WELCOME:
>yanks Inc. Leaf yanks
>the rest of the planet
>>57256456
>Layla or Scarlett.
Nice povvo chav names
Give her a nice British name like Amelia, Maureen or Dawn you pathetic runt
Being good looking is life on easy mode.
Both me and my brother are good looking and even though we are autistic as fuck and nerdy we still have gfs.
I unironically was dating a hot girl once and shit myself because I thought I was farting and she laughed and called it cute.
Dread to think what it'd be like if I was ugly
>>57256555
>Maureen or Dawn
Ewww gross
>>57256553
Confirmed for queen lizzy, rules are now concrete
>>57256553
k got it
>>57256555
>maureen
jfc alright grandad
>>57256553
>expats
what if they're not expats but they're #ontour
>>57255597
racist picture
is 32 too old to get into web development? I'm uh, asking for a friend
>>57256560
post a pic of yourself or your post is invalid.
>>57256555
she's a baby not an old woman you daft weapon
>>57256616
No.
Never too old to change careers, you probably have at least 32 years left working, the time you've been alive.
I used to work for a university and a 55 year old did a degree and got a great job, completely changed her life.
Never too late
>>57256616
32 is 65 in tech years
>>57256598
Even better desu, two regular lads over there right now
>>57256619
Couldn't give a fuck whether some anime loser thinks I'm good looking or not - that's the perk of being good looking
fuck sake lads my benzos are in the post office since no one was there when they were delivered
should i go collect them or what
>>57256616
no one in the tech industry wants to hire a literal grandpa that doesn't even know how to use google.
t. unemployed neet
>Can't find my passport
haha epic!
Did anyone watch The Last Leg last night?
They mentioned the chon
>>57256651
Just wanted to see if you were narcissistic and/or delusional haha.
>>57256656
>voluntarily walking into a police sting operation
lmao
>>57256665
Going to Syria, Rasheed?
>>57256631
thanks for the encouragement
>>57256635
thanks for the honesty
>>57256656
Yeah mate, make sure you go collect them
*sniggers*
>>57256685
No. Rorkesheed.
>>57256656
How many did you order? Etizolam? Alprazolam? Valium?
>>57256692
>ywn have a ton of sex with Tanya
>>57256679
Na lad. I'm no Brad Pitt but women regularly say I remind them of an actor who the ladies love.
I fucked random chicks at uni despite being a DYEL faggot, I had one girl literally carry my coat around a club all night whilst I got off with another girl then coat carrier sucked me off in a field on the way home and I never spoke to her again kek.
I also spent a year after uni unemployed sat in my room and I have an 8/10 qt gf who used to buy me what I needed.
I guess if I was ugly none of that would have happened because I'm a boring fucking guy.
>>57256713
>>57256704
about 25 pills of etizolam and diclazepam
>>57256718
>no pic
DIDNT READ LOL
>>57256713
WAHEY I FINALLY GOT A GOOD NAME GET
>>57256688
You've got it lad.
Good luck.
Best time to plant a tree was fifteen years ago, the next best time is now.
>>57256730
Doubt the police are going to waste resources to conduct a controlled delivery, then take you to court over 25 pills of etizolam & diclazepam haha.
>>57256728
I truly miss him
When will he get back to Liverpool?
>>57256734
No problem :)
>tfw not attractive
Don't see the point in living desu
Even if I was rich, had a partner and loads of friends I still would never be happy
I would kill myself but I like to drink, eat and sometimes play games
about to do some diclozepimatazapam lads
look how quirky and degenerate i am :))
>>57256749
don't understand people that don't know what they want to do in life.
Doesn't make any fucking sense. You are basically a wasteful human sucking up resources if you are "lost in life".
>>57256784
You must have some redeeming qualities.
>>57256758
i ordered using the special delivery option (like £10) so do you reckon that'd be a courier that needed a signature?
sorry i just dont know, clueless about this stuff
>>57256789
Says the cunt that's wasting his so called """valuable""" life on 4chan, pathetic waste of space.
>>57256784
literally me
>>57256797
I can think of nothing good about myself
>>57256804
Yeah, that's probably what happened.
Aren't both of those drugs unscheduled in the UK anyway?
eting porij
Then you really have many friends?
unbelievable
>>57256832
well anyone can get /fit/ so start working on that
>>57256713
>>57256784
if only the naughty food were healthy then i'd be happy
>>57256832
You're probably wrong.
>>57256836
uk yeah but prolly not here given our legislation
thx lad put my mind at ease :)
Thinking of getting a Help To Buy ISA
But there seems to be no downside, and that makes me suspicious.
Anyone got one?
when i was a kid i threw a rock at a calf and hit it right between the eyes and it collapsed
>>57256506
canadian banter is non-existent
meanwhile kiwi parent banter is stellar
Ave just been informed if ye say "Space Ghetto" in an American accent it sounds like "Spice Girl" in a Scottish accent and a canny stop
How does one pronounce: "BRIOCHE"
>>57256875
I've got one lad.
There isn't.
You can withdraw at any time, no requirements to get the interest which is high for this climate.
Only catch is your limited to 200 a month but if I ever have any more I just opened a separate savers account.
Literally based.
Just letting you lids know that I'm gonna go do a shower and then a sleep.
Goodnight.
>>57256887
That's some literal serial killer behaviour right there senpai.
>>57256863
Then why have I never had friends or a relationship
>>57256954
No clue, I'd have to know you to tell you.
>>57256930
bree-osh
*shuts every degenerate tab*
ah yes
conscious feels a bit more cleaner now
>clearing out my pot of change
>62 one pound coinds & one £2
Fucking wew, i'm rich laddos. Barely any actual change in this thing.
>>57257000
giz some coins
>>57257000
>£64
>rich
doing a NP (nice poo) lads
>>57257000
Why are you putting anything bigger than a 50p in that pot?
>>57256918
Those are some sexy, sexy legs, my god. It's weird, the effect that certain parts of the female body that have absolutely nothing to do with sex, child rearing or reproduction etc. can have on me.
I can somehow find a pair of legs to be so god damn sexy that it makes me super horny and my brain starts racing a mile a minute with indecent thoughts about those legs. Some carnal fucking desires. I mean, even just the tanness and smoothness is somehow so fucking hot to me that I just want to lick in inner thighs up and down and up and down, and take a bite out of it and just... Uuuurggghhhhh.
I just find it strange... But I WANT those legs. I want to rub them softly with my finger tips. I want to... To.... I don't even know! It's not really about wanting to DO anything in particular, which is why its so strange. They just LOOK so fucking hot that they make me super horny in general , just by Being seen. They are just so hot and they make me crazy.
A good pair of legs can sometimes be the most attractive part of a woman's body to me, the part that i find the hottest and that turns me on the most. That and the midsection. Boobs can often be 3rd place, but in their own dont really do it as much, it's more that boobs can serve as a complement to an otherwise sexy body. All about proportions. As u might be able to surmise, I'm not into giant boobs or a simple bigger=better philosophy. Fake boobs also turn me off.
>>57257000
FOB
>>57257028
dunno senpai haha
>>57256931
Sweet, thanks.
Gonna go call Santander.
>>57257013
It's sarcasm you perfidious charva
Just found another £1 lads.
>It's sarcasm you perfidious charva
morning Lloyds
In 2013 the UK produced 13 million tonnes of steel while China produced 779 million tonnes.
>>57257106
Chinas a bit bigger isn't it
>>57257106
Used to work for a stainless steel stockholders desu, we'd buy it for cheap from the continent and sell it for 5 times more here
another failed night of trying to socialise like a normal person
at least I got drunk pretty cheaply
>>57257132
Yeah, and they they buy our and australian iron, and yet have a big inner production.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgP8P5Z4mBo
https://youtu.be/lcOxhH8N3Bo banger
>Manufacturing in first world countries.
Fuck off that's third world tier.
well good morning
>>57257195
bit cold out
I love (east) Asian girls. I think I have yellow fever.
made myself a chamomile tea in a sports direct mug
Bank card was on my desk and mum made a comment about the white powdery substance on it
nigger nigger bum bum nigger nigger bum
>>57257212
Is it ones of those proper fish pond mugs?
>>57257214
you were baking a cake, its flour
Jeremy get
made myself a normal tea in a chelsea mug
YAAAAY ANONYMOUS IS BACK
>>57257265
>>57257211
>>57257249
ANONYMOUS?
Racists out
Forex market's closed today lads, i NEED to trade, Short me £300 on (you)'s
>>57257158
THE STOCKHOLDERS
THE PROFITS
>>57257272
>chelsea mug
you certainly are
>>57257265
Jokes
haha whats going on lads
>>57257287
Have one on the house la
ITS OVER
>>57257223
Fuck's sake, our last name wasclaimed by a shitposting aussie
having a sausage sandwich and washing it down with a bottle of san miguel, thank god my parents aren't here to judge me eh lads
>>57257315
Good post
>>57257329
Rko outta nowhere xD
If you back to the catalog then reload this thread, you'll be back to normal.
>>57257361
No shit nameless
whats for breakfast, lids?
ian huntley eh, bit of a wanker
>>57257361
or just hit refresh
I'm glad its over
even : fly to london and force them to open the markets
odds : stay here
dubs : kill myself
>not on every board
What, does he have to turn them off one by one?
>>57257404
Didn't even have to hit refresh lmao the names just stopped
>not being me
ahh yes, back to normal
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine
she misses her dad :-(
https://twitter.com/kriemhildsrache/status/716157228487688192
need a cute gf lads
>>57257279
That's the stuff
>>57257452
Serves her right for disrespecting Poeaboo. her dad's unfortunate disappearance was a foreseeable consequence
>>57257381
honey cherriors
Fucking hell lads
Agreed to go to a breakdancing class to try and impress a girl and I'm fucking bricking it.
Starts in 3 hours and she said she's really excited about going with me. I fucking hate dancing and I've got two left feet.
What do I do?
>>57257419
how much could you have made lad?
>>57257381
yoghurt drink
>Americans who keep monkeys as pets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTY9pWETrhA
>>57257478
>breakdancing
>impress
>"girl"
just one thing to do la
why is ballbusting arousing to certain people?
