you're all raging alcoholics edition
ass edition
anime is shit
>>57254321
The collapse of the USSR was a mistake...
PD. fuck those /r9k/ snowflakes
when somebody tells me KENDRICK aint the best in the game
>>57254321
I know. You should join us, alcoholism is fun,until it sucks...
Is Hiro the one that 4chan deserves, but not the one it needs right now?
>>57254360
t. soviet snowflake
Who here read Captain Underpants?
literally gonna do a straight non alcohol cleanse for a month once my life falls magically into place
>>57254321
I now understand what eigen stuff is used for in real life edition
>>57254360
Why do you miss the USSR?
>>57254403
That was the shit when I was under 10
>>57254347
that hardly count as an ass
>>57254377
I tried for like a week and I can't hang
>>57254403
that was my shit in 5th grade
>>57254407
do it now and your life will fall into place, NIGGA
I miss the Tomorrow theme desu
cum hahaha
cum
I think my boss likes me in THAT way.
This is a woman
>>57254431
fuck him/her and get a raise
>>57254403
I remember that shit.
>>57254403
remember it a bit.
Even my young self always thought it was a meme
I was all into Brian Paulson while people were reading about a bald man in underwear.
>>57254417
The trick is to take a day off drinking before one or more of your emotions require an elevated BAC to be properly expressed.
>>57254403
Me, it was incredibly fun, I remember reading that "How to annoy your parents dance" and boy did it work. I still do it from time to time to my mom and she still throws slaps at me.
>>57254436
ummm how did you get that picture of my mom
>>57254436
*2016
>>57254422
same, eyes are fucking burning right now
>>57254431
Why did you think you got the job?
>>57254436
mirin
>>57254403
read a couple I think
Am I the only one that unironically likes this layout?
At least now when you niggers blogpost it looks appropriate
>>57254450
Oh well I dun goofed
>>57254417
>that hardly count as an ass
it's the thought that counts
>Go to doctor for anxiety problems
>Get an antidepressant for the 5th time
Why can't they just give me benzos already?
>Tfw no jewish bf
>>57254321
How did you know I'm a raging alcoholic?
>>57254321
If you were having a child what would you name it?
>>57254472
Stop. I'm pretty virtuous in what I do.
>>57254440
It's intimidating, though.
>About to confess your love to your oneitis
>This starts playing from the nearest Jumbotron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xrSH0G8kBo
What do you do?
>>57254403
i bought them all at the book fair
>>57254321
i love you alcohol !
I found your diary, anon
>>57254482
smoke some DUDE LMAO
>>57254480
I think it was mostly an unflattering angle. You should've used that picture instead for your asspost, breh
>>57254493
you all are, especially on the weekends
>>57254495
I like the name Max for a boy and the name Emily for a girl
>>57254498
why? the ball is in your court, tease them a little and get that pay raise
>>57254495
Boy or Girl?
>>57254495
Boy: James (My and my grandfather's name)
Girl: Mary (half of my mother's name)
if you don't name your progeny after a relative you're a cuck
>>57254506
I used to read those in middle school. I saw a autistic kid read them in his senior year.
I'm guessing middle school is the cut off for those books
>>57254518
We're not sure yet
>>57254498
Yes, getting down in all fours, I bet you like getting oogled by your boss
>>57254517
>I think it was mostly an unflattering angle. You should've used that picture instead for your asspost, breh
different girl
the original was the most obvious ass picture I have saved. I agree it's a shit ass, though
How do I simulate my narcissistic daydreams of being an all-powerful monarch?
>>57254436
no it isn't you SHITLORD
UGH
>>57254495
Nancy
Just to fuck with him
then i'll raise him wrong, as a joke
>>57254526
is that you in that pic anon?
>>57254517
It gives me this weird sensation where it feels like my asshole is vibrating. It's very unpleasant.
>>57254518
Boy: George, my grandfather's name, the man who raised me when my dad died when I was 4
Girl:Anastasia, pronounced the Greek way, just like how it sounds. Plus she could go as Ana for short.
>>57254575
No pic related is me
u jelly? they all my bitches
>>57254579
>Anastasia
such a hot fucking name
pls give me +(You)s
I haven't gotten any since the layout changed
Me and my family
>>57254619
here you go, Beth, you raunchy bitch, you
desu i'm drunk
current track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbPFqcriuN0
>>57254578
maybe this is just me but alcohol does that asshole vibrating thing
it's pleasant but strange, I wasn't sure if it was just me and the few times I've mentioned it people were like "haha, anon, you're weird...that's never happened to me"
i'm glad I have some solidarity with another non that gets a vibrating asshole when they're under the influence of something
>>57254553
fuaaaark KP is hot
>>57254619
FOR YOU
>>57254620
are you the big guy :3
>>57254611
>calling names hot
Next you'll be calling girls hot.
How do I get to know some Canadian people without being bullyied?
I swear I'm gonna say nigger in real life one day and get my ass kicked for it.
>>57254653
I think my fascination has derived from that movie from a while ago
>>57254636
Actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7eGb0QjbsI
Ok, /cum/ I'm done drinking for the night.
>>57254674
I say nigger in isolation enough in order to just get it out of my system so I never make this error
>>57254674
i got banned from a dorm my sophomore year in college for calling someone a nigger
>>57254663
be chill and uphold the laws and customs of north america
>>57254348
>>57254399
>>57254442
>>57254473
>>57254575
>>57254642
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>>57254703
>not drinking until you it forces you asleep
It's a friday night lad
It's odd how I haven't seen one person from Saskatchewan anywhere on /int/
>>57254663
Speak only with Manitobans
Can we get some appreciation for Afroman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN4ScytPv7U
>>57254674
I hope you do just because that makes me laugh
>>57254637
I never really got it from drinking, alcohol just gives this mild feeling of asshole euphoria where it feels like happiness is just sort of in my asshole.
>>57254663
>Saskatchewan
canadians were made to be bullied so your good
>>57254739
isn't there that one namefag?
maybe they are all doing useful things with their lives
>>57254763
Can Canadians even fight back?
I don't think so
>>57254734
I've been thinking depressing thoughts too much now. Going to go to sleep in 30 mins to an hour or so though.
>>57254674
I already do but it hasn't landed me in trouble yet.
Here I was just looking up my favorite hip hop music and I see this video with cartoon characters.
What even is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFskRuyf4FE
>>57254312
define what you mean by blitz
>>57254775
why not now?
>>57254755
I've never got it from weed but I get it everytime from drinking.
I like buttstuff so it's chill but I always thought it was kinda weird, like my ass is busted
*breathes in*
>>57254708
>>57254710
hey guys. I'm a 100% legit african american gentleman. We REALLY don't fucking care. Live your fucking life you pussies. Jesus H christ, do white people really spend their time thinking "i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i'm gonna say nigger in public one of these days!".
Kind of a shitty existence.
>>57254792
Not quite tired enough yet, but I'm getting there
>twitter converts PNG files to JPG unless there's transparency
FUCKING WHY
>>57254804
im 100% legit sure no one asked for your approval..........NIGGER
>>57254804
your brothers and sisters obviously cared enough to chimp out, punch a hole in the wall, and report me to the RA :^)
>>57254788
blitz rushing plays
>>57254802
*breathes out*
>>57254775
I hear that. Have a good sleep and an even better day tomorrow.
>>57254734
This tbQH.
I only say this because I'm not working tomorrow though and if I'm hungover I can just keep drinking
(i'll probably keep drinking regardless)
>>57254804
*lynches you*
>>57254858
*kisses you right on the lips*
:)
*strangles you*
It will be over soon, it's alright
>>57254787
WHY.JPG
>>57254804
there's a handful of sadsack stormweenie kids that get off on hypothetically sticking it to their mom's bull
you should've seen their sad attempt to prove who had the bluest eyes earlier
>>57254846
fuck, jan, you go hard
>>57254815
have a good sleep and wake up feeling refreshed
boi
>>57254767
I honestly don't know, I ask of you to visit your neighbor province and inquire about their lack of participation in our collective autism
Post a European you would do the thing with.
>>57254880
pucci
>>57254865
gross, you taste like my sister
I love you /cum/ please accept my feelings
>>57254890
get out jew
>>57254890
|
|>
|3
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>>57254890
what's in it for us?
>>57254890
And /cum/ loves you too
*pulls out a gun*
OK
>>57254890
*Accepts your gift*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFODclG8mBY
Initial D is so fucking good
>>57254517
>>57254530
>>57254560
>>57254579
I like Alice
>>57254923
Alice is probably my second girl choice after Emily
>>57254914
*goes back in time and pulls gun out of your pocket and replaces it with a banana*
looks like it's time for one of us to split. And it's not me.
*PPPPPPPPPBBBBBFFFFT*
*raises paw*
May I be excused?
>>57254923
Fantastic name choice desu
>>57254890
how often do you put out?
>>57254938
Why not Luna? Luna can be speak the same way in any Country.
>>57254946
*smells the big stinker you just released*
WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?
Anthony Burch get
>>57254946
really gave a good fucking to my sock earlier. would be surprised if it could be able to walk tomorrow
L M A O
>Seen 1/28/16
He'll respond right?
>>57254960
It's a pretty name, but I don't think it works too well in North America
>>57254360
Nippon strong.
>>57254914
What kind of gun?
Sorry, that's my /k/ talking...
>>57254960
I love that name but with my last name it would sound like a porn name :^)
>>57254968
This stupid gag solidified my impression that /v/ is literally /b/.
>hurr let's spam the entire fucking board with gets and shitposts because of this joke because why talk about video games! true 4chan culture!!!!!
>>57254998
Only if you have a cute butt
>>57255002
>>57254960
Luna sounds like a stripper's name.
>>57254998
probably not, you should muster up whatever self respect you have left over and move on
>>57255032
>Lynch
racist
What the fuck happened to 4chan?
>>57255007
This bad boy.
Had something funny to post but forgot it. Think I might sleep now.
bit drunk
HIT THAT (YOU) BUTTON IF YOU AGREE
*thrusts deep into your boypussy*
*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFBBBBTTT*
*raises paw*
May I be excused?
>>57255052
i fucking hated it
>Names
>Shitty colors
Get fucked chinese moot
>>57255052
got bought out, rip
>>57255052
we are literally blogposting now :^)
>>57255072
Remove faggot from premises
I legitimately can't think of one European I find attractive.
>>57255063
I can feel its pain, hear its silent screams.
The old soldier just begging for death, one who endured the hell of the Eastern Front, but cannot be the plaything of a mall ninja...
>>57255063
why woULD YOU DO THAT
>>57254834
>blitz rushing plays
That literally doesn't define what you mean in the least, it just another term for the exact thing.
When you say blitz do you consider a 4 man blitz a blitz or are you always sending at least 5 or are you sending even more most of the time?
Qts report in, Basically all Canadians
https://youtu.be/CSvFpBOe8eY
Can't get it out of my head lads
same guy from yesterday~
>>57255093
tom hardy?
>>57255125
WHY do you all keep posting this baby?
LEWD
>>57255148
Probably because cuteposter got friendzoned so hard everyone is trying to cheer him up.
>>57255146
Well, he is a...
>>57255093
Christian Bale
Kate Winslet
>tfw I stay in /cum/ because everything outside here is just xenophobic shitposting
I only ever leave for educational threads
>>57255108
Said rushing cause I wasn't sure you knew what we were talking about. Always more than 5 man blitzes. Always going for the meme plays.
I prefer to throw hail mary's for every offense play and throw extreme blitzes for every defense play.
bit drunk, so sorry if I'm not making any sense.
>>57255125
ayy bb
>>57255145
LAWYER
LAWYER
LAWYER
HERE IN MY HAND I COMMAND MY PAYCHECK
>>57255163
Oh baby I got a porn actress tier name.
>>57255170
Thought I was the only one. It's weird that have this is as my main board but only come here for one thread.
>>57255155
I want to smell a girl's nape
>>57255170
I feel like the whole /b/-tier mentality of being edgy and abrasive has made it's way to most boards desu
>>57255170
yeah basically this
This is the only place mex posters can be in peace
>>57255175
I would destroy you in madden kek
all I would have to do is put my HB in motion in the shot gun and I would get 50+ receptions every play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7QPBzAJ_io
post songs to contemplate life lost to (that aren't shit)
>>57255155
I haven't watched the last episode yet. Looks very inappropriate
>>57255165
he's english
European
>>57255179
I don't know what this means but me too thanks
>>57255204
>not just playing against a computer and memeing away
wew
>>57255155
>>57255214
oh boy
im like 5 behind
did not see this coming
It's horrible.
What's been going on these past few months?
>>57255225
doesn't work when you play on something other than normal and use sliders lad
>>57255226
what show?
this is where i live
>>57255216
Not really where I was going with that, but alright.
>>57255228
Mainstream society caught up with an online community stuck in 2005.
>>57255226
>only watched 3 episodes
I'm actually disappointed in myself since I loved the first season
>>57255217
it's a brendan fraser parody
From /tv/
>>57255238
I don't even own the game. I'm just playing the Madden 2004 demo on my roommate's 360 whenever I'm drunk.
>>57255262
oh I don't watch TV
>>57255250
bretty nice, mountainous regions are where it's at desu
>>57255245
akagami no shirayukihime
>>57255260
its pretty comfy
>>57255255
>ruined the joke
s-s-sorry
>>57255250
>Sweaty balls 365 days of the year state
Jesus H. Christ of Nazareth
>>57255267
Ah, well madden is completely bull shit
When you try to start blitzing all the time the computer gains super human powers on harder difficulties and shit like this starts happening
https://streamable.com/d2l5
CPU QB doesn't even need to have his feet on the ground to make completions
RIP in peace mother of scorpions, may you be reborn as a cute girl who would suck my rod
Think my professor admitted to having previously used LSD accidentally today when we were talking about hallucinogens.
Fuck it.
Lost my post.
What the fuck happened to /cum/?
>>57254321
As if he doesn't understand he was sold for psych-experiments as a toddler. They have no effing right to be disappointed.
>>57255293
That's borderline bullying right there!
>>57255293
Why not?
>>57255316
kek
you can hop the wall anytime my friend :)
>>57255320
If he's over 40 it's not a secret kiddo
LSD was way more popular when you weren't alive
>>57255303
haha.
I keep trying to relive those Blitz series games because their egregiousness was fun enough. Should really just buy one of those games again and have at it.
>>57255293
>mfw Ohioan was posting in the third world thread
>live in new england
>pretty much no snow this year
>relatively warm all year
>except constantly fucking windy so I can't open my window
shit year for weather tbqh
fuckin chink food giving me rugged shits 2bh
>>57255367
that damn global warming
What happened to thigh guy?
>>57255364
which one?
I post in lots of third world threads
>>57255384
he died
>>57255384
the lewd posters don't post here nearly as often anymore
>>57255326
Yah, that damned voice box mike lost it's position. We should consider ourself damn lucky he didn't go all postal when he realized that.
>tfw you lose 2 games of pool in a row by scratching the 8 ball
>>57255384
he lurks in the shadows
luring anons into his trap
>>57255384
Fuck I never gave him a pic of my thigh.
And with his departure, we lose another piece of our culture.
kill yourself swede
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDV1mx1Rwko
I have a confession to make /cum/, I'm actually a curry
>>57255398
There was one earlier today
>>57255353
Here is one of it's spawn, i honestly feel bad but there is no helping it since i walk around barefoot
>>57255433
That's okay. I'm actually a furry.
>>57255433
Whatever you say Ms. Cortez
>>57255420
>>57255422
What happened?
>>57255433
>tfw first gf was a curry
come here bro
thank your people for their services
>>57255384
Got too much bullied
>>57255433
do you like curry
>>57255458
Thigh Guy doesn't post as often
I think he stalks /cum/ and waits until after everyone leaves to a new thread before getting lewd with the other lewd-posters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNtd-f01eNg
>>57255433
do you taste delicious?
>>57255433
If It was my decision you would have never set foot in this country.
But since I'm a lonely mountain wageslave I'll smile at you on the street, assuming you aren't shitting in it.
>>57255426
If that stuff you're trying worked on me I'd probably already have done that a long time ago yes. Sorry I think you have to put a bullet in me if it's that important to you.
>>57255499
mussies will do it for me
he took the midnight train going anywhere...
>>57255530
I SEEN HER IN A SMOKY ROOOM
>>57255537
A SMELL OF WINE AND A CHEAP PERFUME
>>57255433
did /desi/ completely die? Haven't seen it in awhile
just had a nice nut
>>57255540
FOR A SMILE THAT CAN SHAAAARE THE NIGHT
me in the white
>>57255545
It fazes in and out of reality, like /eire/
If my estimations are correct, /desi/ is in the eighth dimension
>>57255433
Why don't you guys let me into your friend circles at school?
>>57255575
cause you a honky
>>57255562
IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND OOOOOON
why is it still changed. Why cant we go back to anoneemoose
reeeeeeeeeeeee
Was the USA better when white people were actually racist? It seems like the less racist we get the more divided the country becomes
>>57255575
>wanting to hang out with the poo kids
>>57255523
Not him but should be much less fuss just hiring a swedish druglord to do it for you. Everyone would think he had started selling drugs and had it coming.
>>57255608
pretty sure this is damaging my retinas, not to mention it's not conductive to the mood I try to establish at night
>>57255613
Yes, but I don't think it had anything to do with racism.
>>57255613
Germany was way better back then, compared to now.
>>57255648
I don't need to hire anybody, you openly let a bunch of blood hungry mussies into your country
>>57255613
Statistically speaking, when we were our "most racist", 99% of the population was either black or white.
Now it's every fucking race abusing affirmative action, welfare, etc.
it complicates things and creates more dvision in society, all these new races.
>>57255669
Or you know, affirmative action could be horrible in general.
WORKING HARD TO GET MY FEEL
To our fellow /cum/ posters who are not with us today
>>57255608
>he thinks it'll change back
also make that miitomo you bitch i want to call each and every one of your opinions shit
I'm drunk as FUCK right now
t. alberta
>tfw three six mafia isn't more popular here
Do Californians actually hate the Midwest?
>>57255613
Prisons are more convenient than slavery. Because then you can redirect the blame to the people ending up in them.
>>57255685
if Nintendo would actually let me sign up, sure
>>57255703
of course not. Eastern California practically resembles it to a T
>>57255703
Californians hate everyone, including each other.
>>57255700
really like me Lil Ugly Mane.
Rec me a 36M track
Curse and swear, Lord Kildare
Peake will do what Peake will dare
>>57255727
false
>>57255703
never even thought about the midwest before I moved out here 2bh.
Only features I knew where: flat land, and pop
>>57255703
I like most of you guys
I'd like to move to north dakota. That or washington
