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I Hate Everything edition
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anime
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/ita/
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>>57250882
>>57250895
What is some good anime about Italy and Chile?
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>>57250882
>>57250895
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NEED No Wave gf
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>>57250865
I want to befriend AM.
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Who stole my toilet seat?
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>>57250907
Chile is underrepresented in the anime medium, they should file a complaint to japan
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>>57250927
I have no penis and I must /cum/.
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I want to be a girl. Any advice on why I shouldn't start the change now?
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>>57250956
steal it from Rena >>57250945
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>>57250927
>Nanoangstrom
>Micro-instant
Bothered by these words, /cum/
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Who has been making these OPs today? These are awful.
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>>57251005
complain to the fictional A.I. that spans the globe and genocided humans
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>>57251014
Well it's Canada, anon
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Do you like post-avant jazzcore?
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>>57250967
nope, im sure you would be a lot happier
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNf6q-THvTE

please watch and learn from this man
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>>57251067
>23mins
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Let's say I immigrate to the USA, how long will it take to get a gun legally?
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>>57251056
post some and I'll let you know
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cum lmao
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>>57251139

heh
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>>57251139
haha
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>>57251132

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jljOQP4OlB0
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>>57251067
Is this the titty loving texan? Great man
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>>57251113
Once you acquire US citizenship? Same day I imagine.
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>>57251185
>Not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCqnR3UdgW8
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>>57251207
Really? YEE-HAW
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@57251139
No Southern Cross, no (You)
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>>57251067
>what was the key to wining the election
>be first on the ballot
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>Professor recommended me to be TA
oh fuck lads what do
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I think I need a new printer desu buds
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>>57251103
its well worth it

wall to wall truth

>>57251186
my personal hero
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>>57251238
He wants to fondle your butt, but it's good for you CV so go ahead
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Mexibros, I'm going to be taking Spanish language and Mexican culture lessons at Universidad de Guadalajara Mexique this summer. Should last a month.

I've never spent more than a weekend in Mexico. What should I do in Guadalajara?
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>>57251238
Accept?
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>>57251185
>>57251209
interesting, but seems a bit too hard on the ears for me, especially the second one. Where to find more music like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBkMVelmb08
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>apply for aerospace engineering
>find out today have been accepted into electrical engineering program

Is this some kind of twisted April fools?
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>>57251310
go be a NEET then
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>>57251336
already have a plan for this year
this was mostly a backup plan and to test if I can even get accepted
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>>57251220
I mean, you'd be a citizen of the country, I don't see why you wouldn't be able to unless you had a criminal background, but if that were the case you wouldn't be getting citizenship.
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>>57251398
How much firepower can the average civilian acquire and keep?
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>>57251275
Depends on what you like, as a life long tapatio I can say that right now Guadalajara is a mess in terms of public transportation since there is currently a new train under construction you will find it very difficult to know which streets are open and which are closed without first consulting with the locals.

If you are going to take spanish classes then I guess you'll be attending CUCSH which is UdG campus for languages and social studies, expect hippies, normies and weed, not saying like it's a bad thing since those guys are probably the ones who know better about Guadalajara's best vacation spots.

Since you are only staying for a month you won't get to explore in what is my opinion Jalisco's best vacation spots which are outside of Guadalajara, there is an american old man named John Pint that dedicated a big part of his life documenting these great vacation spots. Mainly /out/ oriented.

Feel free to ask, man
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>>57251498
As much as you want/willing to pay for.
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>>57251310
keep the dream alive sunbae

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTlKzkdtW9I
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>>57251310
Some universities will forward your application to other departments if you qualify for admission but for some reason the programme is full or you haven't met some fiddly technical detail.

If this is what's going on:
Look at the course tree for electrical and aerospace engineering for common courses. If the first year for the two programmes is very similar, consider doing the electrical degree for one year, and then applying for the other degree. Usually it's a pretty simple process.

If for some reason electrical engineering and aerospace ditto don't share common first year courses, then I guess rethink things.

Also, you're note guaranteed transferral from one programme to another, so don't bank on the idea of being an aerospace engineer. You'll want to pull the politics card and find aerospace professors to talk to. Half of what you do at university is politics. I learnt this the hard way. Graduating on the highest honours list doesn't do shit unless you have (non-emeritus) professors who'll give you references.
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>>57251067
wat
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>>57251511

Awesome man, thanks for your advice! Although I'm taking classes for a month, I actually have about two months of free time after the class ends. Would you recommend renting a room for another month?

I'm most interested in theatre, film and hiking. Meeting qts would be nice as well.
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AND I TOLD YOU TO BE PATIENT
AND I TOLD YOU TO BE FINE
AND I TOLD YOU TO BE BALANCED
AND I TOLD YOU TO BE KIND
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>>57251648
Its ok man, what happened?
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>>57251648
faggot
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feeling fucking awesome mates
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Lads there is this girl in my uni who likes me, her friends tell me so, but she pretends like she is taken to me

Her friends tell me she's single, she even says on Twitter all the time abiut how she's sad about being single

This is what i wanna send
"You sure you with somebody? Or did you say that bc you didn't know what to say because you like me, bc if you were with someone you wouldn't be getting all giggly and close to me in the hallways. I see it when you look at me then look down and smile discreetly. I mean it's the cutest thing but if you do like me tell me"

Give me the courage to do it
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bought the wrong fucking weak-ass liquor, now i will never be able get drunk without finishing half the bottle
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>>57251648
TO BE KIND, TO BE KIND
TO BE REAL, TO BE NEW
TO BE SUNG BY A SONG THAT'S UNTRUE
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>>57251791
>look down and smile
Manlet out.
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>>57251791
"I'm hearing you like me"
Lmao
What do you want from her? A written confession that she does indeed LOVE you?
Stop being a creep mayng, ruined every chance you ever had already
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>>57251498
Unless you don't live in a cucked state like NY, CA or MA you can buy pretty much whatever you want.
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>>57251791
Just tell her that your not down for BS and her friends and her are giving you mixed signals and your interested now and its now or never
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nigger nigger nigger nigger
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>>57251791
Her friends are fucking with you and using you to annoy her and they're probably laughing their assess off right now.

You're really autistic
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>>57251873
jajajaja salu2
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>>57251626
I am bad at explaining, but those kind of programs you enroll with probably already have planned activities for you, it will depend on you if you want to pay for an extra month of housing, there is plenty to do in Guadalajara but your activities will also depend on what kind of people you befriend during your stay.
I can say for a fact there is a good indie film scene here and also dedicated hiking groups.
Of course qts are plenty, but will AGAIN depend on what kind of relationship you are trying to form, if you want to get your dick get go clubbing or drinking.
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>>57251791
Oops forgot to write the rest of what I was going type.
Just tell her you like her and want to hang out just be a man that long ass message is creepy desu
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>>57251877
Whitest white girl name I've ever seen.
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>>57251901
chino gai
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> tfw a girl initiated a conversation with me
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>>57251930
Ussr remember the story yesterday a shared about the mother who killed her kid? Turns out it was a mexican
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>>57251950
Feels good man.
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>>57251923
Oh my gosh Becky, look at her butt, its so big, it's so round and out there. She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
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>>57251950
Is she lesbian
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>>57251950
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>>57251791
shit reply desu doesn't play the game, doesn't fit with the structure she's given you, doesn't come across as flirtatious and instead comes across like an arrogant bro

girls want you to play their game, not yours.
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>fap through hand cramp
>cum buckets
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>>57251964
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It's weird to think that Miami used to be as southern as rural Louisiana and not the gay Cuban center of America.
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>>57251976
No

>>57251966
>>57251992
I don't know how to describe it. It feels so good
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>>57251626
Also I suspect PEPE? If this is correct the CUCEA is better for acquiring qts, pic related. Although in summer you won't find that many students
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>>57252045
Had it happen to me twice

Just makes you feel gushy and amazed, doesn't it
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BABY YOU
YOU GOT WHAT I NEED
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>friends invited me to the waterpark on weekend
>still not enough mirin' to not act autistic as fuck

Pls halp
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>>57252113
BUT YOU SAY HES JUST A FRIEND
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>>57251547
thanks senpai :3

ill look into that
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>>57252120

You're just overthinking it anon, may be a little too self conscious. Just roll with it and suppress any autistic urges you get.

I believe you can, and I'm sure you will have fun with them. They're your friends, they like you for a reason, don't feel that you have to be perfect for them.
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>>57252120
>Waterparks on weekend
>On easter vacations
Filled to the brim, enjoy your 10 minute queue to get on a waterslide
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>>57252113
>>57252141
Lol, remember we sang this to a friend the night after he got rejected badly, lotta fun memories
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>>57252188
I'm sure he' not worried about his friends...
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>>57252190
>waterslide
Sorry, I'm not a kid. I'll stay at the aquabar all day.

>>57252188
Turning my brain off is harder that I would've thought. I've tried.
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>>57252190
>Mexico
>Waterpark
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>>57252247
Perhaps you need some social lubricant then?

I met the devil at a crossroads in the milddle of nowhere Shannon County and sold my self confidence to him in exchange for /k/ knowledge. I keep my self confidence in a jar that's contains at least 40% alcohol now
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I saw a girl I used to date in high school. She gained like 100 lbs and has a fat black boyfriend


Nothing of value was lost
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>>57252376
At least you had a date in high school lol
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>>57252247
>I'm not a kid
>Insecure about his body
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>>57252376
That's the best feeling in the world desu
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>>57252376
I have literally never EVER been on a date
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>at uni all day long
>finally get home at past midnight
>mfw the new 4chan layout
I know it's april 1st but this is NOT FUCKING FUNNY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT THE FUCK
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>>57252426
Same desu, I've went with my friends to there dates sometimes but I never had my own
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>>57252426
>>57252401
Really how? High school is easy mode desu
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Wtf is snoopaVision?
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1 hour here and I'm loving the random names and the new looks. I wish it would stay like this forever.
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>>57252462
>Really how?
Ah, look a normie!
Let me guess, all I need to do is just b myself dude and I'll get tons of dates.
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with each passing trial my skills grow

soon all of 4chan will tremble at the images I will create
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>>57252455
I know that, I was a professional third wheel in high school. I'd go on about Mountain Men, the fur trade, or the Russian Civil War. They'd say, "Yeah, I'm weird, but at least I'm not as weird as Anon" I usually didn't have to start talking about how I prefer Ringo Starr and George Harrison's solo careers out of all the Beatles before she would accept his flaws.

God, I'm so lonely though...
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>>57252583
bullshit
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>>57252579
>just b myself dude and I'll get tons of dates.
So you already know the key you must be really fucked.
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>>57252610
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holy fuck this april fools joke makes me uncomfortable
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>>57252583
did you buy Photoshop or just torrented it
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>>57252462
I was kinda aloof, never asked a girl out or did anything of the sort
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>>57252606
???
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>>57252637
Is this nigger's eyes blue or brown?
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>>57252637
I just hate the circle pictures desu
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>>57252666
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>>57252638
I decided to go with gimp because I realized that photoshop will be really expensive

As far as I'm aware its the same functionality just more complicated to learn
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>>57252643
I know that feel. Was super shy in high school, even more so than I am now.

The thing is that I'm super self conscious and have like no confidence, also I avoid conflict. Not sure where I'm going with this...

Sorry anons, I'm drunk and wanted to share what a pathetic piece of shit I am while I listen to Jim Croce music.
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>>57252666
>Jose Zimmerman
>Satan
>Chicano
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>>57252659
blue as trudeau is a pure beautiful man
>>57252671
I hate all of it it's upsetting to my autism
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>>57252671
I agree, what an awful Idea
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>>57252666
>Jose Zimmerman
>666
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>>57252699
It's ok man, its all in the past now. You've worked on it right? We all need a little conflict in life to move forward
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>>57252462
I never actively went for a relationship. Didn't want to waste my time as fedora as it sounds. Same with now. I'll probably look for a gf after I get my degree, or never.

I just want to live MY life and build a career.
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>>57252705
His eyes look brown in this picture...
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>>57252752
>spend all this time sad that I don't have gf
>realize that having a gf would probably just stress me out more

thinking it's best to start looking after school as well desu
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>>57252752
Same, but my dick still craves a nice hole to bury itself in.
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>>57252666

Are you a warlock?
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>>57252738
Eh, I'm better than I was, although that's not saying much.

Still have feelings of >tfw no gf, but I think they will fade with time. Not sure, just kind of feel like giving up and continuing with my /k/ interests and Medicare job until I retire or die, whichever comes first...
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>>57252752
>I just want to live MY life and build a career.
It's easier in school but fuck yeah, being in a relationship is honestly a hassle.
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>>57252752
Doesnt sound fedora, many people are to shy, lazy, dont care etc
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>>57252562
>Walls
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>>57252810
You'll find someone before that Im sure! We all have that feeling every so often just shrug it aside and go about doing what you love!
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>>57252752
Same, but yet I've never had an issue finding one. Was in a long term one when I started college and dropped that in October~ of last year when he refused to move in with me, upon a multitude of other issues.

Live your own life, don't fucking conform to other peoples needs all the time. 10/10 man
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The only dates I had in high school and after were prom and homecoming because they were set up for me by my friend and his gf

good looking girls though even if I never touched them

never really tried otherwise
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>>57252881
I was never asked to prom, sadly. Went stag my junior year and went with my gay friend senior year. I'm was/am too awkward and weird man.
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do some people stand up to whipe their asses?
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>>57252847

I don't know, just a little depressed and inebriated now. Been texting a trap who's slowly going trans, who's also into black powder guns, so I guess there's hope there.

I don't know if that's just the crippling loneliness of a fuckface who has been told by pretty much everyone he knows that he has "too many guns"...

Also, I've been told that I'm super clingy when a woman gives me any affection at all.

I don't know, just really fucked up, but afraid to see a therapist because I like owning guns. I don't want to hurt anyone or myself, just tired of feeling sad all the time...
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>>57252966
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the mexico of europe doesn't look bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbu_FRg8vuU
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>>57252881
>go to first homecoming school dance with friends from track
>reluctant but decide to go with it
>event's in the gym, it's hot as fuck and smells rank
>people dancing or just jumping in place
>guy near me walks by and slaps a black girl's ass
>she thinks it's me and kicks me in the balls
>move somewhere else before she rages again
>douchecanoe by me tells me I should grind against a girl
>don't know how
>shoves me into a girl and grabs my arms to put around her waist
>didn't even want to grind with someone in the first place
>she stops grinding, turns around and says "oh my god"
>immediately leave trying to hold back tears
>make a post on facebook just saying "sorry if I ever hurt anyone"
>obviously no likes or responses
>delete it later and be thankful there's no school the next day

One of the WORST experiences of my life. Fortunately I turned it around and became relatively popular and became well known.

But that "oh my god" still burns in me sometimes. Ruined my self confidence for the remainder of high school
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>>57252966
How else do you do it?
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>equivalent to prom
>somewhat drunk girl confesses to me in loudest part of dance
>heart goes doki doki
>say I like her to
>don't hear back from her for weeks but too scared to text
>girl moves away for school
>later friend comments how I rejected her at the dance

To this day I still don't know what the fuck happened
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>>57252968
So what you feel is right, you are just clingy because thats how some people are in relationships. Supposedly there are three types of people in relationships based on how they were as baby, I'm not sure if I buy into that but the point is its ok if you act that way.

And I wouldnt go to therapist if you want to keep your guns, but if it gets too serious it might be a necessary exchange ya know?
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these threads aren't cozy with this butt ugly social experiment design
ffs it's already april 2nd please change back
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>>57253009
Damn man
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>>57253003
>Mexico of europe
>Not turkey
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>>57253009
shit...
I don't think I would be able to recover from that
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>>57253052
>turkey
>europe
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>>57253066
The worst part was the girl was on the same track team as me so it was awkward. Didn't help she was best friends with one of the biggest snobbiest cunts in the grade/team.

We still talked a bit after but the damage was done.
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>>57253027
I've never heard of the three types of people based on how they were as a baby, but I don't know. Don't want to blame my mom for how I turned out, she did the best she could after my dad died.

I can just deal with being alone in a relationship sense. I don't care about sex, I just want someone who's not related to me to say "I love you" and mean it.

There was this girl in high school who said she was my girlfriend, but then she said it was all a joke, a "charity" thing. Guess that left some scars on my psyche...

Also, thank you Anon, for dealing with my drunken confessions/bitching about myself.
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>>57252907
I honestly wouldn't have if it wasn't for my friend
He was considered pretty cool, lots of friends, good at sports, hot gfs, drinking, drugs, made A's in school
That sort of guy

He liked to hang out with me though and would get me to go to parties, meet other people, get dates to dances, have fun in school

Its sounds really weird in retrospect but I think I really looked up to him back then in almost a big brother sort of way
he lives several states away now though

>>57253009
my first homecoming date didn't want to dance because her father was there

the rest were better though
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KILL YOURSELVES FUCKING SCUMBAGS
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>>57253133
Damn that's awkward.

Reminds me of another cringe story but that's for another day.
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>>57253119
>but then she said it was all a joke
I know some cunts who did that to a friend in middle school. Now every time I think a girl is interested in me I think she's doing it as a joke.
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>>57253105
reminds me of one year in high school a couple of my friends and I went trick or treating for fun then say another group that had a couple cute grills then when we walked by she said don't even think about it anon

I don't even know what I was supposed to not think about ;_;
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>>57253157
>>57253119
You all went to school with some seriously messed up cunts I can't recall this ever happening to anyone in my school.
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>>57250865
Rolling for Anthony Burch.
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>he went to prom
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>>57253169
We live in a cruel world with cruel people anon...
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>>57253193
nice cognitive dissonance there anon
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>>57253119
I'm glad to help, lets me think a little too ya know? Yeah the emotional is more important than the physical, I know that.

And it has nothing to do with the mom, just the baby, its an innate thing I guess. I think its a load of BS anyway. I'm sure you'll find someone who shares your passions anon!
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>every thread on /v/ is trying to anthony burch
pretty sure this is an improvement
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why are girls so mean i actually don't understand.
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>>57253223
>going on /v/
>ever
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>>57253233
You tell us, Lorene.
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>>57253170
I'm a fucking weirdo, but ih=n High School I wasn't as good at hiding it. Super liberal socially, with a huge interest in the Rocky Mountain Fur Trade, the First World War, and folk music.

Guess I was just as easy target that I made even easier. Like the gazelle with the broken leg you see on nature channels, the one that the lion goes for first. Except, I would break my other leg inadvertently..

I don't know, I don't want to say it, but I think I've accepted long ago that I don't deserve love and I think I'm fine with it

Super drunk now, about 1/3rd of the rye left, but remember, in vino veritas...
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>>57253216
Videogames are more fun than flipping a coin whether the 6/10 that accepted will suck your dick or not
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>>57253245
I am very nice and am not mean and was heavily bullied by mean girls so I don't understand
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>>57253217
I doubt it but I've been surprised before. Pretty sure not too many women out there like flintlock rifles or reading about mercenaries in the Congo, Mike Hoare, Bob Denard and the rest.

Still, thanks for putting up with me
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>Bubbles from TPB got arrested for choking a bitch in hollywood

kek
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>>57253301
april fools?
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>>57253259
Nah there is someone just got to find them is all.
I've met some people that I have no idea how they did it but they got somebody to love them, doesn't matter how weird or socially awkward you are the only problem you probably have is not putting yourself in positions where things might happen you know, I can't elaborate on that more because I'm drunk as well but it's the truth the world is to big if you try you will find someone.
Drunken wisdom
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When I was in the 9th grade I would bark like a dog at other students in the hall sometimes

I didn't have any friends that year

fortunately I switched schools
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>>57253268
it is the responsibility of all proud north american men to father healthy and virtuous children, remember that anon
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>>57253325
Sounds a lot like me.
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>>57253292
At the least you have to fund someone who can tolerate it or learn to love it. Or maybe they just have to love you and can hate your hobbies anyway
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>>57253315

It's on some news sites, I don't think they could slander a guy like that as an april fools joke or they'd get sued.
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>>57253325
what the everloving fuck
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>>57253268
Or you could have gone with an at least a 7/10 and proceeded to ignore her and get blackout drunk at the after party like I did
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>>57253325
were in georgia then?
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I'M NOT A FUCKING CHINK
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I took a cute black girl to my high school because her boyfriend didn't want to. I'm not sure if that makes me a cuck or not.
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>>57253373
Underage drinking is wrong
I bet you bark at people when you get drunk
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>>57253315
Apparently not. I looked at some LAPD site and apparently it's legit. But I'm drunk as fuck though so maybe it was fake.
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>>57253395
*high school prom
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>>57253387
I know, Jeffery.
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>>57253324
I've tried looking for love, I just am off putting, I guess, or just too timid to attract attention. Also, being a 5'4 manlet doesn't help. I don't care about my height, but I know a woman wants a man taller than her.

I've just been hurt too many times, and I'm scared, and no matter how many Finnish battle cries I utter in my mind, I just can't "screw my courage to its sticking post" the threads are stripped...

I don't know, I just feel that if by some miracle, I found a woman who could tolerate my weirdness, I'd smother her without realizing it.

These are things I think about at work, also when driving, and all the time when I'm drunk...

Sorry for being so defeatist...
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>>57253363
I moved after elementary school and everyone in my new school ignored me so at some point in middle school I realized people would notice me if I acted weird
didn't help me make friends but they all learned who I was

>>57253381
I have never lived in Georgia

>>57253400
I did a bit more than drink underage that night

And I had figured out how to not be so weird by that point and actually had friends

>>57253349
Were you lonely?
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OHHHHHHH GIRL
I'D BE IN TROUBLE IF YOU LEFT ME NOW
CAUSE I DONT KNOW WHERE TO LOOK FOR LOVE
I JUST DONT KNOW HOW
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r u maintaining a positive nitrogen balance /cum/ ?
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>>57253442
I'm rooting for you anon
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>>57253475
does drinking a slurpee help?
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>>57253475
I have 3 potted plants in my room if that is related to anything
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>>57253460
>I have never lived in Georgia
ya, i realized my joke didnt make sense right when i hit post. probably should have said "are you a georgia fan"
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if dubs everything will work out :)
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>>57253442
>know a woman wants a man taller than her.
OK usually I'm an asshole so <<insert manlet joke>> but in all seriousness physical attraction is just a starting point it by no means something can't be started. Probably the only thing you are doing wrong is not having courage to talk if you ask out 10 girls and 9 say no but 1 says yes is that a defeat or a win in your mind? All the shit that failed doesn't matter when you have one success, in fact failures are funny when you succeed and look back.
TFW had a relationship for 6 years lived together for 2 or 3, she cheated when I was away for 7 months doing shit, we split up she took my dog and a bunch of other shit, it sucked at the time yeah but now it's funny to think about I joke about it with friends because in the end failures don't matter when you succeed and you will never succeed if you never try and trying will end up in failures.
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>>57253526
figures
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>>57253526
You tried...
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>>57253479
I don't know if you should.

Perhaps I was a murderer in a past life or something. I don't know

I just feel bad and guilty all the time and I'm not sure why I should. Guess it's just because I'm the worst superhero ever: Captain Awkward!

Could have something to do with the incident in high school, maybe I'm subconsciously sabotaging any relationship I could get in because I'm afraid I'll get hurt again. At least when I'm alone I don't get hurt like that...
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>waaaaah no gf waaaah

Holy shit shut up you fucking faggots god damn
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>>57253544
thief!
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>>57253555
you don't deserve those trips
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>>57253555
this...i hate when /r9k/ snowflakes invade this general
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>>57253555
Trips have spoken.
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autumn sonata is the best Bergman film if I'm being earnest
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>tfw been suffering from constant groin pain for over a year
>Doctors don't know what to tell me other than it's probably nerve related


This is literally going to drive to suicide. I don't know what to do anymore.
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>tfw no gf
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who is this girl?
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MORNING YANKS
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I will NEVER have a girlfriend.
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>>57253588
Do you get some good pain killers out of it?
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>>57253530
I know I should try, I'm just afraid is all. I need to cry "havoc" and let slip the dogs of war, or *insert other semi inspiring quote here*, but I can't. I'm too meek, too afraid of losing what little I have, a pathetic soul who will never succeed out of fear of failure and rejection...
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>>57253551
Well you dont even know if people get multiple lives, perhaps its your only one and your wasting it?

And dont worry I feel guilty all the tame too man
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>>57253604
god that nose is disgusting
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>>57253442
I dated a guy for over 2 years who is 5'5" and his height didn't effect our relationship at all. Just find a short girl.
Some girls like clingy guys. You just have to find that person. That's how it goes, sadly, trial and error.
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>>57253555
all these grown ass men crying about no gf

nobody wants to date an insufferable cunt
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>>57253604
i dont find her eyebrows attractive t-b-h
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>>57253576

Usually I don't care, I understand it...but when it devolves into fucking walls and walls of blogposting text relaying some guys life story all because he can't get laid? Yeah, nah. Fuck off.
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>>57253588
just let me suck it all better, bud

>>57253615
>god that nose is disgusting
but, who is she?
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>>57253605
It's not morning. Fucking dumb britcunts.
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>>57253588
How does it feel when you fap? Does it help any?
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>>57253634
Its 1am here, havent slept in over 48 hours now lol
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>>57253650
go the fuck to sleep lindasy
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>>57253623
>not liking T H I C K eyebrows
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>>57253657
I choose my own bedtime lol
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>>57253611
The pain isn't bad enough for painkillers.


It usually doesn't affect me physically, but psychologically. It's not bad enough to physically inhibit me, but it's bad enough not to be able to ignore it.


>>57253636
Sometimes makes it better, sometimes makes it worse so idk
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>>57253650
go to bed
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>>57253622
I know, I'm sorry. Just drunk and depressed is all.
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>>57253650
What the fuck is wrong with you, Lindsay? Go the fuck to sleep.
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missionary position seems the most romantic desu senpai
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>have to wake up in 6 hours

Welp, good night /cum/
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>>57253671
>>57253678
How many mothers i have now?
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>>57253674
can't you do what other depressed people do and bottle it up until it manifests into alcoholism or shooting up a post office or something?

>>57253688
and you'll never experience it
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If you don't like thick eyebrows you're a fucking homosexual.
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Havin a bit of an enjoyable depression lads
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fucking hate how late baseball is on now

stupid MLB trying to get normies back into it by broadasting it late at night for opening day
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>>57253693
night bud
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>>57253669
Tell the doctors it is they can't gauge pain off of anything other then what you tell them desu.
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>>57253693
Nighty night sleepies tight

>>57253697
Put that head right to bed mister!
You're gonna get died from no sleeping yaknow?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA

doin' a jam rn
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>>57253700
What part of "drunk" do you not understand?

Alcohol seems to be the only way I feel comfortable expressing my emotions.

Also, don't want to kill anyone, so going Elliot Rodger isn't my thing. Right now, finding the bottom of this bottle of rye is my thing!
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>>57253722
Ok SD because you said so

Goodnight everyone lol
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I'm extremely fucking drunk
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>>57253737
how can you afford to be so condescending when you're so pathetic?
no wonder you can't get a gf
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>>57253756
bit o' the same to be honest
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>Everyone's drunk but me

>>57253750
Sleep well Massanon
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>>57253764
You sound like you're venting your own frustration on a chinese cartoon forum because you have no other way to vent your emotions.
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>>57253693
>>57253750
kisses to both of you, get some rest
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>>57253764
I know. I'm just full of surprises then.

Also Dutch courage!
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>>57253701
this is likely very true
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>>57253801
You sound like you're full of shit

>>57253803
you'll make it, just quit the pity party when you sober up breh
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>enter /cum/ eager to talk
>it's all petty arguing

shit thread lads
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