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I want to ________ that bunny edition
/asean/ +8
Japan
South Korea
China
India
East Timor
Papua New Guinea
Australia
New Zealand
Honorary guests:
USA
UK
Russia
Kuwait
Canada
The Netherlands
Persona non grata:
Lithuania
Argentina
Bahamas
>>57252066
I want to have dinner with that bunny.
>>57252066
I'm a legit Filipino
>t. memetopia poster
time to eat fàm
qt chink girl name get
>>57252240
Steam some Pechay or kangkong
>>57252066
>china
>welcome
pick one (1)
>>57252066
I really really want to fuck the bun bun.
>>57252066
Feeling lewd desu lads
when I wake up tomorrow morning I will kill this thread with anime
good night for now
I always get grils name, why is that?
>>57252799
china
>>57252875
>Gay
>>57252102
>t. nicholas case
>>57252875
i'm the opposite
i'm girl irl but i always get male names
>>57252884
t. Chester 'Wai Chong' Robinson
i am a real american
>>57252936
>Minnie Schmitt
>be muslim
>have a jew surname
>>57252090
>>57253007
Fat cousin from Harry Potter
>>57253061
Sherlock Holmes grandchild
>>57253126
Flip maid in Indonesia
What does /asean/ think off Zootopia in general?
>57252858
(You)
Holy shit this is not my name!!!!11
>>57253196
Regular children's cartoon with talking animals, nothing special.
>>57252936
t.self-hating chink
>>57253196
Best cinéma of 2016. Pretty much everyone sees it. It was never seen that contrarians tried so hard to shit on a movie before.
>>57252240
Fried fish and sardines? Is that a type of sauce? What's with the weird lighting and picture quality?
>>57252066
>>57253446
Fish, Fish Adobo & Soy Sauce
NZed is ASEAN
soon,, we be next EU, global power
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WTF
selmat pagi
>>57253788
BUILD
>>57253810
fucking hiroshimoot REEEEE
RIP in Peace some shitty uni in Manila
>>57253924
kek I just got back from that place
>>57253949
anyone kill?
>>57254036
not yet, but it's pretty chaotic down there so who knows?
White pride
>>57254104
isn't it yellow pride?
Lads our 3rd President got animated. Trivia: As of 2016-10, 5/6 Indonesian President are still alive. Last President died was 40 years ago.
>>57254137
>us
>white
3rd President-sama, "When you are 80, you don't get nervous anymore"
HOKAGE
>>57253924
Payback
what's your US visa name?
>>57253924
>>57254750
>March
>Fire Prevention Month
got an unclaimed pizza here. who wants it?
>>57254774
because fires are more prevalent during march statistically
Why are iPhones so expensive?
>>57255102
Because *i* dude.
Nobody is giving me cuddles
>>57255102
its the price tag. the cost for making one is cheaper bcause its made in ch*na
>mfw applefags are dillusional
>>57255102
hipstser's parents have a lot of money for pay
just came back from watching batman v suparman
im very disappointed 2bh.
>batman is fatman
>the weakest in the movie without the help of kryptonite
>dubs guy is not even here
>bruce, clark and lex have parental issues
>wonder woman straight outta nowhere (Gadot is hot tho)
>first half looks realistic while the last is all cgi
>>57255102
dunno kelly
might be their massive advertisement and pr operation
>>57255247
watch zootopia instead
>>57255276
im not a furfag
>>57255297
/thread
>>57255297
you don't have to be furfag to watch the movie
>>57255347
>>57255276
god fucking dammit stop giving me girl names
>>57255372
Stop being a girl in real life.
>>57255372
It means you are a girl at heart rhona
>>57255347
its disney i dont wanna get hooked on the subliminal messages thats why many whites became beta ponyfags
>>57255386
how about (You) stop being girl and watch zootopia?
>>57255347
no excuses, if you want to discuss memetopia go to >>>/co/(if the mods hadn't deleted the threads) or >>>/trash/ instead.
>>57255416
Zootopia is Jewish propaganda.
>>57252090
I want to gut that bunny.
As demonstrated by our fine gentlemen here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isKkiZYt8Tw
>mfw girls giving me (You)
when did i get so popular with the girls?
>>57255416
fuck you steven
>>57255467
can't bogan the hogan.
>>57255495
my body is ready ;)
>>57252066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYtqBbbzNoE
If this is quints, Egypt > every other country.
>>57255456
>>57255533
noice bunny cleaning skills.
>>57255553
2close yet 2 far
>>57255556
I'd love to clean a bunny myself
>>57255620
Have we gone too far /asean/? First erp, now this?
>>57255509
booker t isn't a bogan
>>57255661
>selfhate posting
>manila butthurt
>tagalog vs bisaya
>erp
i bet its just one guy samefagging
>>57254774
>March
>Check bottom right of the screen
Cmon on It's April 2016
>>57254750
Gommie btfo
>>57255661
it'll be gone in the next thread, it's just one shitposter m8
and that's me
>>57255687
all me 2bh
>>57252066
i heard op likes zootopia and he is butthurt because /co/ mods keep on deleting zootopia threads, and because of that he has no space to shitpost so he came to /asean/.
>>57255779
i'm butthurt towards australians because my ass is sore from too much banter
reeeeEEEEEEEEEE
STOP GIVING ME SLUT NAMES
GOD FUCKING DAMNNNNNN
Why don't Indonesians celebrate Easter?
>>57255913
because easter island is chile's clay and it would be a cuck move to celebrate an island that isn't yours
>>57255868
u mad bruh?
>>57255892
No Sonia, you will always be the slut you are.
>>57255951
yes i'm fucking mad
>>57255958
but lana, you're the bigger slut
Quick, I have a few hours until I leave this flag. What use can I do with it?
>>57256095
chinkposting over /pol/
Hey, Elliot Rodger here.
>>57256106
>Ray Ray
wtf
>>57256106
Rare
>>57256106
>rayray
>>57256159
>t. uncle hoe chi minh
>>57256179
>Philipno
>Not Elliot or Rodger.
>>57256106
RAY RAY YOU CRAY CRAYYYY
>>57225826
>>57226796
>>57256222
nguyen get
>>57256106
>rayre rayre
nice name dubs
Andrew Johnson
>>57256377
Top lmao
Are the x sa y memes the greatest memes of our time?
>>57256466
Magic Johnson
>+8
/asean/+3 > /ausean/ > /asean/+8
>>57252066
>Persona non grata:
>Argentina
>>57256756
fuck off and deal with it. no whites allowed.
>>57256920
philippines, more like sillypenis
>>57253007
>Schmitt
>jewish name
filipinigger pls
>57257191
fuck off you dirty sex tourist
me eating anoa in the woods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8vu_Lxo4pI
RIP in peace namefags.
>57257191
you're the filipnigger, filipnigger.
>>57257663
t. alberto barbosa
>>57257550
>>57257618
>>57257663
how do you post as anonymous?
>>57257550
>>57257689
>can't even quote properly
yeah, filipinigger
>57257737
>giving out free (You)'s
>57257737
giving me free (You)'s
mehmet pls
@57257737
no (You) for you mehmet
>>57257690
t. blake
wkkwkwkwkwkw
test
<<57257737
mehmet just want some (You)s
Give me some you's
>>57258636
ALICE
L
I
C
E
>Traveling in Phillipines
>Locals won't stop looking at me because I'm a 195 cm whitey
How come there are like no other foreigners here
>>57257709
>bukannya Joko Widodo
Apalah kamu ni, buatlah betul-betul.
meh
>>57259231
HOLY SHIT
more like sillypenis mirite
>>57259286
ayyyyyy gotcha
I am the only one that can unite our country
If you voted for me, also vote for Alan Cayetano, if you dont just dont vote me, alright lads?
We’re going to start winning with our military, we’re going to knock the hell out of China. We can’t keep letting it go on. We’re going to win at every single level. We’re going to get rid of drugs.
We will make Philippines better than ever before. Believe me.
>>57259311
haha, nice
>>57259231
>>57259286
>>57259334
>samefagging
>>57259404
You got me :^)
>>57259359
good meme
im miserable /asean/
What does /asean/ think of this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRDO0wF4unk
>>57259825
we all are but most of us understand this and don't want to bother others with our sob story
>>57259827
>implying I open youtube links
i dont give a shit, go back to facebook to spam your links
>>57259892
I was asking /asean/, not you.
/asean/ is shit
>>57259914
REKT
>>57258995
t. de la cruz
>>57259827
her face is eww even with all that makeup
>>57259935
then go >>>/lgbt/
>>57259914
you got him ayyyy
ow :D
>>57260112
Dayum
>>57259914
it may have worked if you said you were asking ASEAN not /asean/
better luck next time
Can you Asians tell White people from Arabs. If they dress the same? Or are rook the same?
>>57260112
damn where'd you get this one mat
>>57260164
You can easily distinguish between white people and arab because arabs always have bombs strap to them.
>>57260112
great!
>>57260164
It depends on the Arab, the Lebanese ones looks whiter than some white people.
>>57260164
facial hair,arabs look more manly
>>57260112
Hi Kim.
>>57260112
We war
>>57260203
idiotic joke
if you want to insult arabs, come up with something that will make us laugh at least
what are you, 12 years old?
>>57260299
flipbong is so baduy
>>57257767
>>57258304
>>57258354
>>57258654
>literally autistic
>>57260112
How do I get a DPRK proxy?
>>57260112
herro
>>57260415
verycoolDPRKproxy.kp
>>57260481
thx bby :*
>>57260481
wtf
it directs me cheese pizza website
don't click guys
AOWOWOWOOWOW
>2016 didn't have gf
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk
>>57260164
it's the eyes. The shape of the eye, length and amount of eyelashes and the skin color variation around it (like on the eyelids).
>>57260721
Which one is you?
![12383398_1592111917776392_1297007433_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MlY8Sji.jpg "12383398 1592111917776392 1297007433 n[1]")
>>57260721
how can Indons allow this abomination?
>>57260164
I look for the nose sometimes it can be a dead give away
>>57260777
frick off newfag
>>57260905
nyaa
>>57260892
me
>>57260956
love win!!
>>57261013
I'm probably longer here than you
>mfw
>>57261138
go back 2 reddit newfag
hello jones
wkkwkwkwkwkwkkwkwkwkwkwkwk
>>57261238
dumb twitterfrog poster
>>57261295
u triggered yet?
>>57261013
>>57261138
>>57261169
>>57261238
>>57261295
gelut gelut gelut gelut
Post Orangutans /asean/
QUICKLY!
>>57261359
>>57261428
thanks for the (You)s
>>57252066
wow rude
>>57261454
>>57261454
>>57261454
>>57261454
>>57261454
Have a few more, dumb frog poster.
>>57261548
thanks pham
>>57261190
hello maho
wkwkwkwkwkwkw
>>57261138
>longer than here
>not an honorary guest
any ideas why?
>>57261656
Test
>>57261669
because jelly poorfags
>>57261718
wewlad
you fit into /asean/ instantly
welcome Hans(>implying you're not diaspora)
>Abu Sayyaf abducted 4 malons
>>57261802
Everyone is proxy here.
>>57261802
german as long as the family tree goes pham
>>57260721
>2016
>having a bf
>>57260721
>me and gf
>>57262200
Only one reply?
>>57262265
I have tigers more than orang utans
>>57262326
Why macan is sad?
>>57262786
not sure
s e a m o n k e y s
>>57262906
b o g a n s
Can any indonanon tell me the current price for beef there at the moment?
Example, ground beef mince x rupiah per kg or diced beef (like for Kare, rendang etc) x per kg?
Curious
>>57261470
i really really like this picture
>>57262519
that's a big orangutan, for me
>>57262988
your pic scared me, I had to look up to make sure no dropbears nearby
>>57262991
I think a lot of SEA beef is imported from Australia, and they pay cheaper prices then we would
>>57263130
I know that. Last time I heard it was about Rp. 100.000 per kg, just interested what it is now and for what cuts
I hate pinoys
their names are stupid and childish
and the fact that they are proud of it want to makes me punch them in their head
>>57263165
around 120000/kg
>>57263259
>Non Pinoy SEA
>Hates Pinoy
As expected
>>57263290
Makasih m8
Does it vary between different cuts of meat, like is ground beef cheaper than steak or diced beef?
>>57263306
they are the most degenerate seaniggers
>>57263259
how rude
>>57263360
Truth.
>>57262991
>Kare
woah. What's a Kare there? We have Kare-kare here. Pic related.
>>57263259
t.Choco wide dildo
>>57263438
Kare = curry
Looks similar to your Kare-Kare I guess
>>57263130
>they pay cheaper prices then we would
I thought importing means goods are more expensive at the end of the day?
>>57263484
Nope, obviously Australia is cucked enough to sell cattle for fuck all and still make a profit
Makes me feel annoyed though that we pay higher prices at the supermarket for the same product that goes overseas at a fraction of the cost
>>57263484
But you're all so poor that our companies still profit by making excess and paying the transit fees to SEA
>>57263352
I never buy big slab of meat m8. Mostly diced for rendang or soup.
>>57263559
Yeah I understand. 100g of beef is enough for the family to share at dinner time right? Meanwhile we sit here and eat a 300g steak each
>>57263546
>But you're all so poor that our companies still profit by making excess and paying the transit fees to SEA
It's a win-win for us I guess
>>57263352
Not sure, but its the price for fresh diced beef.
>http://infopangan.jakarta.go.id/publik/dashboard/15
>>57263587
that's cuz we have rice in our meal too
>>57263618
Thanks for that link, I didn't know the government regulated the prices.
>>57263632
Yeah we have potatoes and green veg too
>>57263637
Ok xiàng
>>57263666
>satan
jokes aside we usually sit down for dinner with more than one dish to fill out stomachs.
>>57263737
Yep I realise that m8. Not just one big plate like us bules do.
I am Satan yes
>>57264120
t. blake
>>57263666
No, they just take a survey from those market. But we indeed have subsidy in beefs, and rice.
A Pinoy falls in love with an Indon.
>>57264304
literally my life
>>57264120
>>57264144
t.blake
>>57264304
Unable to confess, he is gifted by Japanese with the Indon Mie Goreng
>>57264417
Never minding the strange food, he immediately eats it, and is overjoyed to find out that Indons like it as well.
>>57264304
Indonesia X Philippines
>>57264304
>>57264417
FINDS A WAY
Why are Indons such cool people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRjC5Axil_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kttilk9AzZQ
mantap gan
>>57264573
if we are not cool people, malaysia has already been slaughtered for stealing indon ocs
>>57264573
>Indogs
FTFY
>>57264304
Is she chinese?
>>57264573
Jepun propaganda. They are all actors.
>>57264467
But, the next day, when she recounts the previous experience of diarrhea from the Mie Goreng, Indon only looks at him with a perplexed expression.
>>57264677
After some investigation, he finds out that the Indon he ate with is not the same Indon he fell in love with.
how do you pronounce the vowels in your language? I'll start
>A - ah like america
>E - eh like eggplant
>I - ee like igloo
>O - oh like ow but remove the "w"
>U - u like bullet
>>57264647
>asutralia
>>57264717
And than Indon is actually Wai Chong!
>>57264719
same pham
>>57264717
In fact, she doesn't exist in indonesia at all
>>57264883
She is the Monaco alternate country counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Pinoy's own Czech Republic self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
>>57264877
well I just realised how boring this question is since we all have the same pronunciation.
filipino masterrace desu
>>57264934
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private fetish in order to equip the other with nuclear weapons they need to conquer the heart of their alternate country
>>57264573
Any link with english sub?
>>57264759
Ignore this phag, indons are the best people in sea
>>57265120
While the two chase their respective loved ones, WAR ensues as they begin to attack each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>57265128
It's a nip show, I've seen the video before. There's no English subs available but it's still cool no matter what language you speak
How can you guys even compete?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUyP79yJv60
>>57265344
I want to know what are they talking about in the end.
>>57265489
Spotted the shill.
>>57265489
I cringed
>>57265489
>tfw no chink gf helps me learn mandarin
JUST
>>57265489
What are they doing? Are they a test group for Chink propaganda?
>>57265489
big black cock group activity (???)
>>57265744
Private Mandarin class. I'm thinking of joining one to get chink gf.
>>57265767
belajar bahasa cina gan
>>57265844
>Private Mandarin class
so Chink propaganda. What a cuck.
aiya
>>57266062
her hand just busted out of her belly?
hehe
>>57266881
5555
I have 1 ringgit, what should I invest it on?
>>57265542
>tfw you will never find out xd
FUCK YOU MALAYSIAN
YOU GUYS DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING DRAFT IN DOTA
>>57267342
putang ina
PUTANG INA MO BOBO
>>57264490
I'm triggered >___<
Lucena is so cute
>>57267342
Dota is gay.
Up you go like my kontol
Am I welcome?
>>57267479
don't worry,it's just fanfic
Up you go like my kontol
goodnight
http://interaksyon.com/article/125901/breaking--security-forces-open-fire-on-cotabato-human-barricade
> Three persons died after security forces opened fire as they dispersed farmers and lumad who have been blockading the Cotabato-Davao highway in Kidapawan City late Friday morning.
Hey flipbros, any thoughts on #BigasHindiBala incident in Kidapawan? Is this just another politically played incident, tactics to lure peoples vote in this coming election?
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>>57252066
why are cambodians so dark? some of them look like legit nigger or indian, even flips are unironically whiter
>>57252066
can I ________ that fox instead?
FINISHER
![aFlY9ln[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5VVRdR6.png "aFlY9ln[1]")
![2b3mmkY[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uviw9w6.jpg "2b3mmkY[1]")
![Kare-Kare[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2RvLaLg.jpg "Kare-Kare[1]")
