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cara
Really cool video desu:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvrlTzeFRKs
karen
>>57237388
Any particular reason you went with the no edition, unrelated webm, made by a non-briton triple threat?
ahhwhaooo ahhoo
hwhwooaa laddssss don't think im allowed to post this
Mosley
>>57237430
she was a qt
@57237463
i saw the whole image just by hovering over both times
who's the runt now?
t-that's beautiful...
Kyary
Asuka.
>>57237503
good flesh
>>57237503
my gf
not a fan of this thread
>>57237503
my number one escort
>>57237503
mate fingered her outside a jpop concert in tokyo
>>57237388
Brit is gay
gettin the daily Sargon in
spotted a crow on a headstone but he flew off when i got closer
maisie
is there a 'sync going on?
might do estonian military service once i learn the language and get my citizenship/passport
alri pakis haha x
> There is no anonymous.
what did he mean by this
>>57237684
grim
@57237786
smelly y*nk cunt
>>57237760
You tell me Detective Flemming
anyone want to touch my bell_end
maisie is a beautiful dog
>>57237833
Me x
>>57237878
>australian
>chang
can't make this shit up family
>>57237833
*touches your bell_end*
Moving out of the 'rents in a week lads
24 desu
>The University has a vital role to play in encouraging and facilitating debate and discussion about issues of significant national and international importance. Therefore, we encourage and will support our staff and students in contributing to the wider public debate leading up to the EU Referendum – and the University will continue to welcome speakers holding a wide range of views on this issue, and many others.[1] We would encourage that events held at the University are, where appropriate and practical, representative of the balance of opinions held on issues connected to the EU Referendum debate.
>In alignment with these commitments, we will encourage and promote our entire community to freely express their views on the value of the European Union to The University of Nottingham and the wider higher education sector – as well as the implications of the outcome of the Referendum on our institution, our students, staff and wider community.
not bad, thought they were gonna support in
never seen an australian with the flags plugin
why is that
>>57237388
brit around the imperial palace in Tokyo
>>57237930
gl out there lid it ain't easy t b h
>>57237964
Think there's a NSWlad
>>57237998
and a queensland
ngl going to miss not having tripfags
>people in Cornwall (in England) no longer speak Cornish
>Cornwall (in England)
what did he mean by this?
>Extra Flags for /int/, /sp/ and /pol/? Why, don't mind if I do! I'll be adding that to my browser, so as to enhance my browsing experience, for nothing quite improves a chong-thread more than wanton pseudo-tripfaggotry! Blessed be the kindly old soul who willed such a creation into being!
>>57237964
>>57237998
>>57238015
Greater Melbourne too
>>57237988
cheers la
>>57238015
Oh, mebbe i'm thinking of him. I know the flag has a cuckstamp on it.
Peace and love everyone i hope your day has been an awesome one with this lush weather, i don't know about anyone else but i get good energy from the sun and it makes even some of the shit times seem amazing. Have a wicked weekend and if we meet i would love to help if needed. Big love x
>>57238056
>>57237998
aways wanted to see an australian city/state flag
can't you go to reddit /r/brit and get the same experience as extra flags but with names?
>>57238076
xox
>>57238090
+1 (you)
>>57238056
Not yet witnessed this one
>>57238077
think you're the only brazilian reddit flagger i've seen
>tfw i saw another nova scotia the other day
spooky
>>57238133
pay /luso/ a visit, youll see plenty of 'em
>>57238056
good flag btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRQYievlR2c
>>57238076
Ta x
Does the male to female name ratio on 4chan correspond to the global male to female population ratio? Do you think this is even taken into account by 4chan's algorithm? If so, do you think this is by thread or by board or by 4chan as a whole (e.g. every thread has approximately a 55-45 male to female ratio, etc.)
Can someone confirm/deny this? Thanks!
>This is a no britpost zone [spoiler]lad[/spoiler]
what did he mean by this
>>57238176
Did you fight him?
>>57237388
>hugs him instead of shooting him
>USA
yeah fake and gay
met 3 different australians today by pure coincidence and they were all racist
quite a meme race
>>57238188
FUCKING HELL.
why is getting a bit of weed so fuckin hard
>>57237985
>Ponce
>>57238183
OK I will (I probably won't)
>>57238247
how is someones nationality a race
>>57238267
>why is getting a bit of weed so fuckin hard
>fucking hard
you're looking to hard
>>57238304
The ungodly heat baked their brains and cooked their skins and caused them to rapidly evolve into a race of attractive shitposters
imagine being cooked inside a t34
haha am i rite lads
What % of your gross income do you spend on rent lids?
32% here
>>57238361
nah man, anything over like 4g is hard as fuck to get for some reason
>>57238444
wew
FFS this April joke theme has been a bad joke.
>>57238444
>posting literal child porn
You're in for it now Ged
do prawn crackers go out of date lads?
had some with a takeaway 3 weeks ago but i didn't eat them, just found the bag now
>>57238430
That isn't a T34
also
>>>/b/
>>57238454
0 haha live with my parents and don't wanna move out and waste money on rent
>>57238363
Fuarrk, Aussies are just Brits but why are they so much hotter?
bogies
>>57238493
They're gonna be like trying to eat a seatbelt
what did Desiree Mcguire mean with her post?
>>57238515
aw cmon just thought you lads mite like some wartime pictures
fitgirl lad you here? can't seem to install the pack
>>57238444
having a child is the most selfish thing you can do
>>57238564
jesus christ how many of you are in /agdg/
>>57238467
just go to the local shop mate
OH WAIT DUDE NO WEED IN UK ELEMEO
But for real though, don't you have like some friends who smoke and have a dealer.
>>57238522
I don't know, this has puzzled and annoyed me for a while. Maybe it's something to do with the weather, it makes our souls miserable and bitter and that affects our outward appearance.
>>57238641
kek
wet out
>>57238647
>don't you have like some friends who smoke and have a dealer.
not all of us hang out with down symdromed dole bums
some lad on mastermind absolutely bottling it
got a hard willy again lads
>>57238522
Some kind of magic, I intend to find out
this is a pee forty seven engine
>>57238647
texted 3 different dealers, asked multiple people on normiebook.
getting weed on a friday night is hard as shit
>>57238654
>Live in one of the greatest parts of the world, second only to parts of continental Europe
>Be bitter
whingers t-b-h
Very English name btw good job
>>57238728
the p47 was also the heaviest fighter of the wart
>>57238717
Nothing goodll come O that
Guess what lads
>>57238748
>texting
>not just fucking ringing them
fed up with life and the way things are going
doing a browse
>>57238789
chicken butt
>>57238804
a mealy-mouthed reply
doing a drowse
>>57238748
just buy off DNM for next week desu
Better stuff for cheaper.
>>57238772
whats your definition of "heaviest",
cause iirc, the FW 190A8 could rock 4x20mm 2x13mm and a 500kg bomb
ffs why is this theme still on
Got an itchy beard.
>>57238882
it's not
doing a brows
>>57238882
add to ad blocker
s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.*.css
sick of being alone /brit/
really fed up of being lonely
>>57238804
>phoning dealers
>>57238882
still april 1st innit
Hands up if you hate the Irish
>>57238895
>Janie James
>Janie
.....hope nobody is breaking the rules here
who else /tired of this aprils fools gimmick/ here?
>>57238545
nah i just ate the whole bag they tasted no different than usual
weird
>>57238911
>not being good mates with your dealer
>>57238899
cheers senpai
>>57238902
>>57238917
4Chan April Fools tend to run for about a week. This website has to keep up a tradition of running every joke into the ground.
Lads, go on your TV guide and look at Channel 4, the program starting at 10pm
>>57238911
yeah safe senpai can i get a twenties bag to (my house)
yeah alright bruv i'll be there in 30 minutes
(wait an hour) yeah bruv come outside i'm here
(wait 10 minutes for him to actually be outside)
>>57239007
> How do you cut your wrists WITHOUT killing yourself and where?
>i am not gunna cut myself but i am writing an article about cutting and all that junk but i cant find how you can cut w/o killing yourself where on your ARM/HAND??
The most important thing is depth, sterilization and proper bandaging. You can even cut strips out if you do a .3cm cut at a 45degree angle twice ^^
you can cut anywhere on the top of your hand, but only do as far as a kitchen knife can do when you put it on top of your hand and pull it back, that's about as deep as it'll be safe to cut, less than 2mm.
You can make the scar more prominent by aggravating it while it's healing. Also burning can be done anywhere for pain purposes, really any small heated surface like a glue gun or a small point brand heated in coals
What's brits opinion on scampi fries?
I think they're lovely tbqhwy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkxWcMK0pfk
>>57238984
doubt they'll keep this name thing on for much longer
maybe the theme as an option at least, i dunno
>>57238963
all my dealers are worsts
>>57239026
every time
>>57239007
hold old are you
>>57239007
what's on then?
>>57239139
waheyyyyyyyyy
>>57239154
Your Mum
>>57239154
a show renamed itself to your mum for a joke
>>57239007
>the last leg
dont get it
>>57239172
im also on ur mum tonight, WAHEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-KfoV49FBk
Too tired to cook tonight after work so takeaway it is
>>57239076
That mock clippy thing, screwy I think, was here for about a month
doing a sad
The Last Leg is on lads.
>>57239154
>>57239215
>>57238939
*raises a hoof on behalf of his father*
Literally everything Irish my dad comes in contact with he'll either go:
>no wonder it's shit, it was made in Ireland
or
>surprisingly well made, considering it was made in Ireland
hello please
NOBODY CAN TELL YOU
THERE'S ONLY ONE SONG WORTH SINGING
>>57239253
>"poutine" with grated fucking mozzarella
delete this
>>57239253
looks gorgeous lad x
would love to have a bite
>>57239285
It's sneering liberal shit. Why watch this?
>>57239334
>poutine
>grated mozzarella
oh my god get out you fucking jf twat
>>57239253
What the fuck is on them chips you dirty bastard?
the gf and me
test
>chips with gravy must be poutine
nah, he's just northern
What's this malarkey on Channel 4? Shall I tune in?
I believe it's about time to roll another spliff lads.
test once more for luck
you got any cigs mate?
Nah, don't smoke
alri cheers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
Why are Germans doing this?
>>57239416
yes, for the sake of balance
What's your favourite podcast lads
Tankfu
Give me something to watch that will make me hate my life and regret every decision I've made until this point that has left me so alone. It can be a movie, TV show or even just youtube videos. I just want to stew in my own regret.
>>57239479
the third one
>>57239515
5cm per second
>>57239515
*holds up a mirror*
>>57239515
Trainspotting
>>57239515
Watching any form of anime.
Try K-ON.
planefu
>>57239314
sick of this INSTITUTIONALIZED anti-Irish racism within british society
sick of it
>>57239515
Lilja 4 ever
what a disappointment
Never spent a penny on a girl
>>57239515
Bend it like Beckham
>>57239459
how are people honestly not getting that this is satire, making fun of liberals?
watched the entire second series of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jin_(TV_series) today
I feel so sad :(
fuck sake just ordered chinese and couldn't understand a word the lady was saying
had to ask her to repeat herself so many times
feel like an arsehole lads
>>57239479
seen them live 4 times and will follow them to the ends of the earth
>>57239684
I bet they have this problem in china desu, seems to be the world over
doing things i don't even enjoy out of habit
>>57239708
yes
>>57239740
iced coffee?
doing a lazy lads
should be studying ha
>>57239677
get a life chink
>>57239705
Are those the Football Ramble lads?
>>57239775
nope. that i enjoy.
now i want one.
>>57239775
ENABLER
>>57239830
got one cooling in the fridge desu
imagine you posted and your actual name come up
Scary thought!
>>57239795
indeedy
>>57239858
So sad!
>>57239858
OH FUCK
>>57239858
got my surname earlier desu
>>57239815
bit rude
not even chinese
Ah yes political insight from Charlotte Church
>>57239897
doxxed :)
>>57239856
noice
>>57239875
That's my gimmick
has anyone got kevin boyle yet
>>57239957
I have to see Kevin, period
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSp9_iLm2IY
doing a listen
>>57239984
for you babes, i'll be wherever you want
>>57239984
>cox
>gina
ooer
>>57239979
kevin is possible
http://desustorage.org/_/search/username/kevinstart/2016-04-01/end/2016-04-02/
boyle is possible
http://desustorage.org/_/search/username/boylestart/2016-04-01/end/2016-04-02/
no kevin boyle yet though
http://desustorage.org/_/search/username/kevin%20boyle/start/2016-04-01/end/2016-04-02/
>>57239997
call me babes too please
still waiting on Kevin Boyle
>>57240039
oops, messed up those links
http://desustorage.org/_/search/username/kevin/start/2016-04-01/end/2016-04-02/
http://desustorage.org/_/search/username/boyle/start/2016-04-01/end/2016-04-02/
>>57240071
k, babes x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vmRfQXBxf0
>>57240093
gee, thanks hun :3
you're a real sweetie
>>57237388
>>57237430
>>57237438
>>57237441
>>57237465
>>57237493
>>57237494
>>57237514
>>57237598
>>57237699
>>57237750
>>57237786
>>57237878
>>57237964
>>57237998
>>57238047
>>57238103
>>57238176
>>57238237
>>57238247
>>57238250
>>57238454
>>57238491
>>57238564
>>57238680
>>57238771
>>57238772
>>57238778
>>57238789
>>57238861
>>57238882
>>57238939
>>57238942
>>57238947
>>57238981
>>57239026
>>57239052
>>57239154
>>57239280
>>57239328
>>57239383
>>57239416
>>57239431
>>57239449
>>57239459
>>57239570
>>57239600
>>57239604
>>57239856
>>57239858
>>57239896
>>57239957
>>57239997
>>57240082
NOt British names
>>57240107
wew indeed
>>57240082
Double checked my last name, no results
Feels bad
>>57240020
kek
>>57240125
all me
>>57240125
I'm as british as a white man
I'v got the best name ITT
>>57240125
all me
>>57240125
all me
have to piss
Really want to meet a cute Catholic girl with freckles across her nose and cheeks.
>>57237493
>Younow chebs
This is truly the best thing in the world.
>>57240144
>kaiser
how often do you actually need to change your mattress
i've had the same single mattress since i was 6 and i'm 23 now
>>57240125
(you)
>>57240188
love this desu
>>57240114
just a social experiment bro
>>57240192
People change mattresses?
>>57240114
Need to try this
>>57240192
like every 6 months
Why so many namefags
>>57240214
It's all yours my friend!
imagine being Canadian
So sad!
>>57240254
>t. namefag
>>57240271
fuck off
>>57240271
ty
>>57240214
heh, thanks, made it myself
>>57240254
Yo no chengo
Was a normie all last weekend so get to do nothing this weekend. Yay.
>>57240151
>'''''''''''''people'''''''''''''' that have a forename as a surname
kek
Thinking who my wank should be
>>57240192
Every time you wash your sheets
lads
>>57240313
Can't be trusted.
>>57239328
Wow.......can't believe someone actually got my real name
>>57240365
t. mexico
pissed myself
>>57240333
>baby sweetcorn
nonce
are kev
this white textboxes is burning itself into my retina
>>57237985
>all those cops
>all that equipment
>to deal with one fat naked dude
Nobody is worthy of my cum. NOBODY.
anyone else just want to scream "REEEEEEEEEEEEE" really loud sometimes?
Fucking hate pakis desu.
>>57240381
t. cheshire
I caught u… U`re one of those office foot fetish freaks, aren’t u? U just love when we girls wear flats 2 work and then change into their high heels at their desk, huh? Those flats get nice n dirty when we wear them 2 and from the office – and u know it. So when we leave the cubicle u sneak in n worship our shoes, dont u! Well today is your lucky day because I CAUGHT u on camera LICKING THE INSIDE OF MY FLATS – but lucky 4 u, I think it’s hilarious n I am not going to turn u in. Instead, I`m going to give u MORE of what u seem 2 like so much – just because I think its pathetic n hilarious. But u`re going 2 give me what I like in return, understand? MONEY! Haha. U see, I`m BLACKMALING u! Yup… u are totally screwed. If u dont do what I say, I am going 2 send this little 1 minute video on my iPhone 2 everyone in the office n get your ass fired. And not only are u going 2 CONTINUE worshipping my shoes EVERY SINGLE DAY when I come 2 work (while I`m right there WATCHING u do it from now on!) but ALL your bonus money is mine too from here on out! And that’s just the beginning. Take a good look at my bare feet n toes as I explain the details of who u are REAL “boss” is now
test come on now sincerely
>>57240440
very nice british name
Morning lads
kev boyle get
>>57240440
i'm a big fan of this particular frog
>>57240418
haha you have an earnest colon wahheaeaea
REFRESH THE PAGE LADS
NEW THEME IS BACK
I want to marry Jimin and start a family with her
>>57238267
I always giggle with that pic
fuck me
>>57240483
he really yanked the carpet out from underneath you didn't he >>57240476
::oldlayout::
>>57240476
Hey, a Kev!
>>57239984
Excellent post
>>57240440
This is the most British name in this thread
>>57240519
bish bash bosh, real good flag
I think i'm starting to warm around to refugees. not the kind like Germany with completly open borders and no checks, but like how we are doing background checks and bringing over families, elderly, disabled, orphans etc...
I mean they are trying to escape ISIS and i cant imagine how horrifying that must be wondering if ISIS are going to turn up to your town.
I still don't like Islam but it just doesn't seem humane to leave these people to ISIS, i mean i know they are Muslim but if they are running away from ISIS and the Civil War then they would have a greater understanding of Islamist violence and horrors.
>>57240512
it appears that ive been april fooled
HAHAHAHAHAHA
SHE ALMOST SAID CUNT NOT HUNT
HAHAHAHA
>>57240440
>tfw only friend is a paki
he's really nice though
If you were locked in an airtight container you would sooner die of carbon dioxide poisoning than oxygen deprivation
>>57240581
pretty close to a good name lad haha
might have some flubromazolam
>>57240566
>they are trying to escape ISIS
>>57240566
they aren't legally refugees unless they stop in the first safe country desu.
>>57240581
It is 2016, good lass
>>57240605
sounds like something an autist would say to a girl on a date
>Janie
>>57240566
Refugee status is supposed to be temporary, this is the problem. Everyone we let in will stay forever rather than go home when the war's over like the Belgians did in WW2. If they'd leave then I'd be fine with offering them temporary humanitarian protection
>>57240624
sling a couple over here laddo ;^)
>>57240581
>007 does it for free
Wasn't expecting that tbqh.
>>57240657
That's my go-to when the convo slows and gets awkward
>>57240566
Judith you mad cunt so in 20 years we have a generation of angry young Syrian men walking the streets blaming us for their country going to shit then turning themselves into a red mist on the Victoria Line
hope this name gimmick stays for a while
>>57240677
British people do not deserve their own land. That is why you must keep giving land to Muslim Arabs
this debate on sky is VERY heated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbXgHAzUWB0
lads watchu listening
>>57240662
>that flag
>Loren Chang
ah ha ha ha
figures
>>57240762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pftsmKHvlvY
>>57240762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSB-whNOY7w
>>57240762
Bad 'music' that lad
>>57240756
>Ever watching Sky
what the FUCK kind of name is "olive"
>>57240844
Probably a nickname for Olivia
>>57240844
Olive the other reindeer
Got a 3 month old kitten and thing loves sleeping on my breasts.
What pets you got brit?
>>57240762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
>k-pop mashup
>>57240844
Popeye the sailor man's sailor woman
wouldnt mind the name "omar ali" for double the rasheed
>>57240880
London
first i got rubio as a surname
now cruz
what's next, trump?
>>57240886
KHAN'D
non whites are just disgusting pieces of filthy crap
what the FUCK kind of country is "canada"
>>57240880
ur mum loves sleeping on my nob
>When his Chakras aren't aligned
>>57240938
We just got mentioned on The Last Leg lads
>>>/tv/67734471
savage name
>>57240996
Really hope someone gets William Wilson
>>57241047
Don't get it 2bh
>>57241047
Did you see Kirk Kirk earlier?
>>57241056
>>57241056
Bill Wilson is the name of CIA from TDKR
>>57240880
post willy
the lush life's giving me a rush
>>57241074
Nah. Tbh I don't find any of them like 'Keith Richards' that funny
CIA will be the only get I enjoy
Or Kevin Boyle
cluster headaches are a right head ache
>>57241090
BOBBY LONG
>>57241127
I got Jan Gay or Gay Jan don't remember
i want my general tao chicken NOW
using the little bit of meme i have left to get kev
captcha: walk
its a sign
>>57241101
NO matter how many times people ask, im not showing my girl dick or self
>>57241202
post willy
>>57240907
we've had both bernard and bernice sanders earlier in t'day
How many hours a day are you looking at an electronic screen?
>>57241258
good name
>>57240709
Refugees are temporary. If we have proper background checks and identification we can keep track of them and once the crisis is over they could be sent back home. Come on lad you know it's the right thing to do.
Spoke to a man today who's father helped a jewish refugee and it really got me thinking objectively without memes influencing me.
>>57241265
i use a coal powered screen wahhwa
Reply to this post UNLESS you're watching anime
>>57241310
Ya mum
>>57241289
thanks i made it two seconds and her hair looks likes shit because i chopped it out
i also deleted it because it's an absolute abomination
you will never see it again
reply to this post OR YOU'LL DIE
finally, sweet death
>>57241350
saved it iah
Literally want to pump Karen full of semen desu lads.
>finally, sweet death
>>57241279
If you had thought about it objectively you would have realised that, as it costs more to shelter a family of refugees in Western Europe than Turkey or Levanon, we shouldn't let any refugees in to Europe at all but rather provide more in foriegn aid
had a look round the muslim section in the cemetery
still havent taken a piss
>>57241428
your poor bladder
>>57241366
delete it iah
>>57241420
>muslim section in the cemetery
Rewatching Legend of the Galactic Heroes
Anyone got the novel yet?
>>57241498
emily reeks
>>57241498
sure why not
doing a "getting the name "may mays""
>>57241498
>Weeks
What kind of surname is that?
I want to fuck a woman lads
>>57241527
>norman
rooooo
>>57241498
Was gonna buy it, but its out of stock rn.
>>57241572
HAHA
LOOK AT THIS SPASTIC DOWNIE CUNT
just fuck off
>>57241561
>Naomi
Too close to 'normie' for my liking, REEEe
okay im going to piss :-) x
>>57241599
GAY le hahaha le reddit and gay
>>57241599
Haha, gay
wish these 2 leaf gayboys would fuckoff and hug a tree or something
>>57241625
>christ
>jacob
bit fucking biblical lol willy
>>57241649
>iris
>chen
these are 2 funny words too lol hehe
>>57241572
I made sure to pre-order but it should've been here by now, oh well, it'll give me enough time to finish season one again to refresh my memory before jumping in. I had the same problem with Kizumonogatari. Pre-ordered it in December and had to wait a month for it to get delivered.
>>57241599
ur gay lemo
>>57241654
>Vera Duffy
Which century did you step out of, lmao
>St Annes on the Sea
>>57241698
>Fannie Rich
OH
MY
GOD
LOL
Just plucked all the hairs out of my willy again x
waiting for my github issue to be replied to zzz
>>57241686
Should really have come quicker, has the option for prime delivery on mine.
>>57241698
haha fannie rich
>>57241698
>Fannie Rich
>>57241711
wilkinson mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsXXGgHFLTY
>>57241736
>holy drake
6 GOD
>>57241730
gonna have some joy with my palmer later haha
>>57241711
dont like the post
>>57241698
>Fannie Rich
>>57241744
I don't have Prime, maybe that's why, Amazon have been pretty terrible for restocking and stocking anime and manga related things.
Also preordered Nichijou and Punpun but they've both went out of stock, really hoping I get them tomorrow or Monday at the latest.
