british union of fascists edition
cara
"We have never been so humiliated during our seven thousand years of civilization," said one parliament member and TV presenter about Leo Messi's offer to donate his football boots.
>>57234465
Did I ask for your opinion Debby?
>>57234503
on point tonight m8
Devil take my soul
shant sync now then but very bored and (dare i say) VERY tired
>>57234485
BEADY
Now posting Jimin as Northumbria instead of Wales/Lancashire
bash the fash tb.h
www.instasync.com/r/ulster_blue
Ha ha lads April fools right lads?
I'm ready I'm ready
just got in from my half hour shift
BANT
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7e0_1459465628
>>57233946
>baka
how dare you
and no becuase I'm not literally bear grylls, I don't have that sort of thing lying about
>>57234185
Yes. I was also using this like tube sort of plant that grows all over. If you get a nice bundle of it and then snap it down to size it burns essentially the same as paper.
>>57234546
how dear you
>>57234519
>seven thousand years of civilization
lmao, the arabs obliterated the original egyptian civilisation long ago
feel like im never gonna get a job and become a functional human being
>>57234550
incorrect
What politician would you shag, lads?
>>57234550
>>57234597
Woops
Asuka.
where are my weekly japanese comic spoilers reee
>>57234546
>VERY tired
>8:30pm
odd individual
>>57234550
how dear you
do not lie and insult me thus again
Any of you lads ever get into a fight at school? Were you considered hard?
CARA ON SUICIDE WATCH
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35940604/cara-delevingne-i-had-a-patch-of-self-hatred-but-im-not-quitting-modelling
>>57234595
it passes 2bh
dopehouse full of geekers
Best way to approach a girl lads? Best things to say?
>>57234626
ah yes, very good flag indeed yes
>>57234647
I did, I wasn't hard but I had ard mates
>>57234635
I'm sorry
>>57234635
finding the majority of my atoms wracked with fatigue evely as a result of early wakings this past week
will take a few more days to get back into shape so to speak
>>57234663
from behind in a dark alleyway
"don't scream"
>>57234647
One lad started on me and I burst into tears
>>57234663
Fuck off dyke
>>57234647
Got kicked out fighting every week desu
>>57234663
>Best way to approach a girl lads?
From behind, jumping out the bushes when their guard is down.
>>57234635
Why do lads watch kpop? Why not just wan over Asian porn and then get on with your day?
>>57234635
Maybe he's tired because he's been at work at week you fucking pleb NEET scum neck yourself
Rate my din dins lads
Chicken and chorizo risotto with carrots and broccoli
Lads what's a decent mid-to-upper tier phone to buy outright? Had a Galaxy S3 for 3 years now and it's finally starting to shit the bed. I'm on a SIM only contract, don't feel like being Jewed out by a regular contract where you end up paying out the arse
gonna play an eden run
>>57234692
repeat your offence and you will be
>>57234707
sort itslef out
Rate my dinner:
>Frozen chicken and peppers pizza, heated up in the oven to crispy perfection
>Can of Kronenbourg
>>57234767
>chicken
fuck off murderer
>>57234796
grim
>>57234647
yes, it happened when I was in 5th year (scottish secondary school...I was 17), my friend and I basically got ambushed in this really thin corridor by an entire class of 3rd years (15 year olds), there were literally like 15-20 of them attacking us, was pretty ridiculous but somehow I was completely fine by the end of it, even chipped one kid's tooth haha
I was not considered hard
>>57234767
looks used
I want to impregnate Cara and raise several perfect children with her.
got a whatsapp from a girl
CHANGE THIS FUCKING INTERFACE, GOOK MOOT, YOU SLITTY EYED CUNT.
>>57234663
Just act like you're just want to have the craic with her. If she is responsive you can try to be a bit more flirty later on.
rate my di-- fukinell wait just one minute *leaps to feet like an olympic athlete and bolts off to the bathroom like a shot leaving a josie shaped hole in the door*
>>57234769
>having a mid range android with a sim only contract
Good lad
Nice to see there's other smart people here
63
get out of my sight
>>57234842
pig-girl i call ye
Aah yes meme flags
>>57234842
nice post
>>57234635
HOLY
FUCKING
GROB
>>57234842
How could they be perfect if half of their DNA would come from you?
Is a pinafore the thing that's worn under a skirt?
>>57234942
99% is still good
third eye is hit with psoriasis lads
>>57234860
>tfw peng tings on the whatsapp
TOWIE
>>57234942
nurture over nature
>>57234842
would dilute her perfect genes 2bh
getting my daily dose of sargon and molyneux lads
>>57234635
>>57234909
no i take that as an attack upon my person
theyre all registered by the Flag Institute
>>57234604
marion le pen by a mile
I missed TW last night lads, not feeling great.
>>57235018
Got Singapore noodles & chicken satay skewers desu
;^)
wew
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7d9_1459375055
>>57234755
why not?
>>57234976
*rubs the scales from your eye*
>>57234958
no that's a petticoat
A pinafore is worn like an apron
>>57234958
are you reading erotic cuckold stories again?
Sick of people thinking im gay and asking me to kiss their friend in pubs/clubs
I'll flip if it happens again
Just got back from work, I kind of like the new layout.
>>57235042
DID YOU KICK THE BALL IN THE GOAL M8???
>getting my daily dose of sargon and molyneux lads
about to indulge in some Czechoslovakian cinema
still not seen my first last or middle name generated
>>57235062
?
singapore noodles are based tbf
anyone know if that bear grylls thing is on tonight
>>57235070
Just a little reminder for you, my friend. It has come to my attention that you are an element belonging to the subset of /brit/posters who post links ITT. But it is my duty to jog within your memory the fact that I do not open links posted in this thread. Be they Daily Mail, Vocaroo, Strawpoll, Twitter, Vice, Reddit, The Guardian or anything else; I will absolutely not open that link. All that time you spend copying and pasting the link then eagerly sitting on the edge of your seat waiting for (You)s relevant to the content on the other side are wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.
>>57235099
Are you gay though?
>>57234535
thanks craig
Who's the funniest guy in your group chat? Chipper is consistent with the banter, sort of every day. Dazza only posts once in a while but it's a cracker every single time. Like when you see he's posted you just know it's a legendary post
>>57235070
fake
>>57235103
What?
what's so great about wan wans? i ain't neverheard of a wan wan girl
>>57235120
t. Rasheed al-911
>>57235109
Valerie and HWOW?
getting my daily dose of paul watson
>>57235120
literately saw my whole name with 1 letter different, mad desu
>>57235163
Probably tommy may desu always having the craic
>>57235035
Don't be upset my flag looks better than yours.
>tfw no arms
>tfw no legs
>tfw just fell off my couch
>tfw am going to die
been nice lads
annnn
>>57235201
Darren Fletcher is a football man
sorry for wasting your time
cunt neighbors are mowing their lawn
stupid loud as fuck lawnmower
>>57235213
Marketa Lazarová lad but Valarie is on the watchlist
anyone else here cross swords with their dad as a kid and now they're insecure about the size of their willy because of that comparion between your tiny kid dick and your dad's giant man dick?
Oswald Mosley is my hero
>>57235236
Doxxed
>>57235279
Fuck off
>he hasn't left his shoal yet
>muh steel
Hi Barry Scott here
>>57235279
Fuck off to /cum/
lads thinking of wanking to my mum. we were on the beach last night and her tits and arse were looking quite inviting lads
>>57235310
BEADY
>>57235316
no you fuck off dont tell me to fuck off you fuck off fuck you
>>57235312
jokes on you Brett
>>57235153
No fuck off
>>57235320
I am Don Lino
>>57235152
quite fond of this gimmick
>>57235368
Classic Susan can't handle the banter
have urinated and medicated
ask me how i am
>>57235364
>geordies
>>57235275
Oh fuck sorry m8 didn't notice the name. Too busy contemplating what sex fantasy involving marion le pen I will wank to later
>>57235411
*refuses to ask*
>>57235411
how r u?x
>on a diet
>ate a whole packet of shortbread
Fuck.
>>57235332
>literally losing £1,000,000 every single day
>zero future for the steel industry in the UK whatsoever
>writing has been on the wall for decades now
>UK has been a service economy for decades as well
"hurr why won't they bail us out hurr why won't they spend millions of public funds on an unprofitable industry muh hard working people hurr they bailed out the bankers durrrrrr"
You guys ever had Chicken Tikka Masala?
Is it any good?
>>57235365
Dubs and I will change my name to above legally by deed-poll.
post your area stats
http://illustreets.co.uk/explore-england/
>>57235463
hmmm, need to level up willpower methinks
No one wants Yanks here. Fuck off.
>>57235470
>have you guys ever had the most British food in the world
No m8.
>>57235463
>diet
>not just counting calories and eating what you want
>>57235453
fuck off
>>57235459
FUCK OFF
>>57235460
feel like a million dollars...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................zimbabwean dollars that is!!!
How do I fix the theme?
>>57234503
this 2bh
>>57235468
exactly
should just let the plants shut down
would make port talbot a much nicer place to visit too
>why yes, i do complain about people of other nationalities on an international imageboard
>>57235519
rodolfo more like adolfo fuckign racist
desperately want sex
>>57235470
Yeah it's good but there are nicer things on the menu if you're getting a curry/Indian.
I unironically prefer Chicken Madras.
thoughts on rpop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY8trLkHMc8
>open folder
>computer freezes for 5 seconds
>*click*
>folder opens
I'm scared...
>>57235505
>tfw council estates on either side
wish i could kill every poor person
>>57235538
I was counting calories, all 1040 of them as I ate the biscuits.
>>57235611
Virus from all the strawpolls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTWcEjj0w3s
>I go to international image boards to talk with people from other countries
>>57235588
I see you baby
>>57235599
not as good as yanka dyagileva
>>57235650
That's fine, just don't eat anything else today
>i eat fucking paki food
get out of my sight you little bitch
Purge Yanks when?
>>57235711
oh
youre hard
>i eat mainland food
get out of my sight you little bitch
haha
>>57235718
there's basically none in the thread and you're still going on about it. shut the fuck up
Going to post with my real name just because this is probably the only opportunity I'll ever get to actually do it.
Obviously not now though, not on /brit/ now that I've mentioned it either.
tere
>>57235737
you are not gonna be walked out on just because of your stupid, bitching, whiny mouth
>>57235541
still 2000 quid fucking billionaire
Who /KateOffCorrie/ here?
>I eat food
Could your आज्ञा be any more closed?
LINK
THE
'SYNC
*dry humps you*
>>57235505
>http://illustreets.co.uk/explore-england/
24
I literally live in a council estate, though. So it's kind of to be expected. Still probably the nicest place I've lived in terms of neighbours, though. They're all bros.
>>57235849
Don't watch Corrie, post a pic
>>57235576
You mean to tell me you want to feel a hot, heaving, young, tight girl sweating and panting beneath your body as her fingers dig softly into the muscles of your back and her firm youthful legs coil around your waist as she breathes into your ear that she wants you to spurt a big hot sticky mess inside her as your desperately hard willy thrusts urgently into her snug, warm, sopping wet pussy?
bloody degenerate
The fuck is all this about?
This better not be permanent
>>57235849
>Corrie
>JUST STAMP ON MY THIRD EYE PHAM
I know Hannibal wasn't black, but he wasn't white either right? There was a skinhead at the pub saying that Hannibal was white and i'm pretty sure it's just another dumb stormfront shit like ancient asians being white.
>>57235830
someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning
your plans for tonight?
Me? Going out to get proper mortal and hopin to shag some fit fuckin birds. Jezza and Davey have been takin the piss since I haven't pulled in weeks. Hoping me bellend can stay hard even when I'm completely wankered ahha absolute ledge I am.
>>57235858
/r/westmidslad
>>57235871
nice x
who /yanksoutnow/?
>>57235905
ELMER FUCKING RICHMOND?!
FUCK OFF YOU EVIL CHINK CUNT THAT'S A SHIT NAME
>>57235905
>name fag
Fuck off
>>57235505
>average is 4.1 violent crimes per 1000 people
>in my area it's 12.
>>57235934
I did so much cocaine last weekend that my nose got infected and I look like Rudolf, so I'm sitting this one out.
ओह प्रिय, मेरा पीनियल ग्रंथि को केल्सीकृत प्रतीत होता है
>>57235927
youre the one whos making me want to kill you
i am not lying at all here
>>57235904
w e w
Poleaboo is really agitated right now
Definitely going to cut my wrists
Start producing the manifesto tomorrow
>>57235468
>£1,000,000 every single day
literally nothing
>>57235962
How are you, lovely xx
>you will never be Welsh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upkDEvGMzc8
>>57235958
i-it's empty doe
>>57236019
stop that
>>57236038
Any relation to Luis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVV3QQ3wjC8
enlightened
>>57236047
what manifesto
bit miffed that no one got "Kevin Boyle"
well *cracks fingers*
here goes nothing
ahh.. there it is..
>>57236055
well, ty x
u?
>tfw moving to australia fund has nothing in it yet
>>57235576
Must be desperate with the state of her
>tfw live in Baghdad
>>57236054
*awards you an MBA*
>>57235468
We need the ability to make our own steel for security reasons, you dumb callous little shit.
>>57236123
rasheed
>>57236033
*unholsters custom Colt .45 SAA revolver*
heh, keep talking friendo
>>57236093
check it Meghan
Fuck, why don't pictures open?
>When someone says god is real
>>57236074
मैं इसे मदद नहीं कर सकते, दोस्त। मेरी तीसरी आंख अवरुद्ध है
>>57236077
grandmother x
>>57236119
she's a nice looking girl
>>57236153
ill show this to the five naughts
>>57236085
Poleaboo can't feel like this for the rest of his life, he will end himself in under 2 years (closer to 1 year)
Need to make sure everyone understands why I did what I am going to do
Who here also has their dad paying for them to get their graduate degree? Masters of Business in Finance here.
Not even memeing
>>57236165
vaping really is as fedoras as it gets
defy anyone to do it in a public place unironically
>>57236131
Thanks
>>57235924
It's possible he looked white (fair skin and color eyes). Have any descriptions of his physical appearance survived?
but to /int/ he'd only be >white
>>57236153
what does it have on the grip?
Haha lads wonder what my name will be x
>>57236160
Works for me :)
masters feels inadequate
want a PhD, but in what
>>57236205
you should seek help instead of killing yourself, srs
Really want a massive nice black cock up my arse.
south Australia I was born
heave away haul away
south Australia round cape horn
and were bound for south Australia
lads le funny names xDDd
>>57236220
The wrath of God
Somebody less lazy than me report 'bena to Scotland Yard.
Officially going to see LCD Soundsystem this summer lads!
I've never been happier :'))
https://youtu.be/gNX2sv3KJpI
>>57236243
>this is considered top quality banter on /brit/
>>57236239
They can't stop the pain, they can't change my past or the world around me
>>57236118
Tired :x bf woke up up as he was leaving. Its like 7am here
*places 20 dollaroos into your moving-to-aus jar*
xo
>>57236208
What I don't get is where did all these fedora nicotine addicts come from?
I've never seen a fedora smoke a normal cig.
>>57236302
what are you going to do before ending it all?
>>57236302
you can change yourself and the way you perceive and experience the world
>>57236208
My mates vape but they're the literal boyracer type of human
>>57236293
Wish they would have stayed retired. s m h.
>>57236175
haha
>>57235505
>99
>1.2
Lads I pray that Poleaboo is just a gimmick
If he harms innocent people and we haven't done enough to stop him
Well be to blame.
ARE NIGE
>>57236199
heh, good luck with that friendo, let me introduce you to a little thing called deodand
>>57236219
a snake
based old italians
https://youtu.be/DIWKNNer1Cc?t=1h19m15s
rally dont think im up for syncage tonite, pisshole has a curious hurt to it compounded by my general exhaustion
>>57236223
Shooting fucks in the head
What's my name?
>>57236353
Wow v. rude lad
V. rude
>>57236324
well good morning then xox
>>57236412
oo na na
