Make Britain Hague again edition
cara
cut loose
poleaboo here. ask me anything.
*kicks off sunday shoes*
>>57230491
this 2bh
Jimin
The NHS has been alerted. Poleaboo shall be sectioned within the end of the day.
ahh yess veryy interestingg
>>57230552
FOOT LOOSE
read any good books lately?
>>57230573
nice
When you leave Virgin media you need to return the WiFi router
Today Poleaboo got around to doing it, he had to go into town to do so though.
There he encountered a young girl, slightly paki looking but with an Eastern European accent
She was clearly trying to see something so he avoided her (she came on quite strong though and he heard the word "Broadband" mentioned)
On his way back, she approached him even more strongly and said "You didn't answer me last time!", she was a bit goofy so probably Romanian, their women are always nice. Not especially attractive, looked kinda like Adele from Blue is the Warmest Colour.
But I was impressed by their work ethic, encountered a similar girl back in Aberdeen, they make you feel good because they speak to you with suh enthusiasm
Told her I'd just entered a 18 month contract with TalkTalk
She asked what price I was at and if I'd gotten a free TV box
I told her no
she wanted to check for me if she could get me a free box
I just left
I wonder if there was any way I could have gf'd her?
On the way home I muttered "kill the white bitch" repeatedly and lamented on the poor state of my life
considered sending an email to my solicitor alluding to my dangerous state of mind
Fuck the queen desu
almost done eating my burgers
Howdy lads! :3
>>57230573
>Jamaican reddit flag
>>57230602
no, petersburg wasn't as good as i hoped it would be
When you leave Virgin media you need to return the WiFi router
Today Poleaboo got around to doing it, he had to go into town to do so though.
There he encountered a young girl, slightly paki looking but with an Eastern European accent
She was clearly trying to see something so he avoided her (she came on quite strong though and he heard the word "Broadband" mentioned)
On his way back, she approached him even more strongly and said "You didn't answer me last time!", she was a bit goofy so probably Romanian, their women are always nice. Not especially attractive, looked kinda like Adele from Blue is the Warmest Colour.
But I was impressed by their work ethic, encountered a similar girl back in Aberdeen, they make you feel good because they speak to you with suh enthusiasm
Told her I'd just entered a 18 month contract with TalkTalk
She asked what price I was at and if I'd gotten a free TV box
I told her no
she wanted to check for me if she could get me a free box
I just left
I wonder if there was any way I could have gf'd her?
On the way home I muttered "kill the white bitch" repeatedly and lamented on the poor state of my life
considered sending an email to my solicitor alluding to my dangerous state of mind
>read any good books lately?
/brit/ is extremely shite today im off
>>57230602
yes
>>57230625
howdy
>>57230468
Not for long infidel
>>57230615
>>57230637
ahhh yesss veryyy impressivee
>>57230615
Interesting post
>>57230632
delete the post
>>57230615
>effay bush
>>57229752
I'm jelly. 2bh I mostly run my guitars into my interface and use guitar rig.
I feel like I'd be wasting a tube since I don't gig.
Here's a picture of my baby. No strings on her just now because to take 11's she needs 5 trem springs and I'm having to order them from America..
>>57230651
u're shite
>>57230651
doubt you'll be missed by many (except me)
obligatory need gf post
at least i spoke to several females today.
When you leave Virgin media you need to return the WiFi router
Today P.o.l.e.a.b.o.o got around to doing it, he had to go into town to do so though.
There he encountered a young girl, slightly paki looking but with an Eastern European accent
She was clearly trying to see something so he avoided her (she came on quite strong though and he heard the word "Broadband" mentioned)
On his way back, she approached him even more strongly and said "You didn't answer me last time!", she was a bit goofy so probably Romanian, their women are always nice. Not especially attractive, looked kinda like Adele from Blue is the Warmest Colour.
But I was impressed by their work ethic, encountered a similar girl back in Aberdeen, they make you feel good because they speak to you with suh enthusiasm
Told her I'd just entered a 18 month contract with TalkTalk
She asked what price I was at and if I'd gotten a free TV box
I told her no
she wanted to check for me if she could get me a free box
I just left
I wonder if there was any way I could have gf'd her?
On the way home I muttered "kill the white bitch" repeatedly and lamented on the poor state of my life
considered sending an email to my solicitor alluding to my dangerous state of mind
>>57230602
Tokyo Ghost (Image) if you're into graphic novels
>>57230730
>>57230637
>>57230615
Good posts
>graphic novels
i didn't return my virgin router
*waits til nighttime*
*dances in the moonlight*
Just realised I haven't wanked to hetero porn in a while.
>>57230730
>>57230637
>>57230615
is there a sequel to these posts?
![9c0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VNhWbDU.jpg "9c0[1].jpg")
>all the girls in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRRw1ERj2Gc
>>57230834
degen
>>57230841
Getting heart palpitations ngl
>>57230578
The best AOA is obviously Mina.
>>57230841
my ideal gf could be lurking in this thread RIGHT NOW and i will never know it
>>57230881
nan's name
>>57230703
Wew lad
Looking very good
I don't gig either but that tube sound is just so damn sexy
Have you looked into a low-watt tube combo amp?
>>57230944
Ginger Rice wahey!!!!!!!
having its steak and chips
Started drinking Earl Gray recently but became too lazy to put the tea bag in the water, so I just add sugar and some cream instead these days. Coffee's still better though, if I'm honest
JUST FORNICATE MY FECES VERTICALLY
>>57231026
shannon you fat cunt
Might open a cornershop and play brimful of asha on repeat over the public address system (tannoy is the brand). Then my business would get a reputation as "that places that plays brimful of asha on repeat" and customers would flock from miles away to by biccies and ciggies and boozies oh my.
>>57231105
hmm, I missed a few letters here and there
>>57231105
id letter bomb you desu
(Note to GCHQ i do not intend to or have the means to letter bomb this hypothetical shop)
>>57230730
>>57230637
>>57230615
great posts
smelly poo
finished my burgers
Starting my first job (former 22yo NEET) tomorrow.
I'm going to be in fruit and vegetable team at Tesco, working for 6 hours starting at 9am.
Wish me luck lads.
>>57231175
probably about to start some more i bet
>>57231105
Will you sell tungsten-tipped screws?
>>57231175
Is the pic related or is your face not one of contentment?
>>57231179
>first job at 22
fucking loser
>>57231179
what happened to the whole green day thing mate?
>>57230602
currently reading
>A Wild Sheep Chase - Haruki Murakamk
last read
>The Total Library - JL Borges
up next
>Pinball - Haruki Murakami
>>57231026
steak better be medium-rare
>>57231206
Jeannie, you bitch! LOL
>>57231179
it'll be a boulevard of broken dreams desu
>>57231213
And windscreen washer fluid
>>57231179
>the only way is up
>>57231233
>currently reading
>>A Wild Sheep Chase - Haruki Murakamk
Good lad
>>57231206
Jeannie you heannie
>post yfw it's not an april fools
>>57231219
>tfw 21 and 22 in a few months
>tfw never had a job
>>57231233
>The Total Library - JL Borges
patrician as fuck
>>57231255
huh an aristocrat :^DDDD
>>57231179
>tfw 22 and still never had a job
>>57231269
Jackanackanory
>>57230955
That is one sexy tele lad, and a very nice board.
What styles do you play?
Also the guy got back to me with the pictures.
>>57230955
Yeah I looked into the 1w Marshall tube amps but I wasn't a fan of the tone
>mfw Bustin makes me feel good
*enters the thread*
*virgin detector shoots up to ten*
>>57231255
youre lancaster if i remember right well theres a northumbria flag now
>>57231311
had a job at 15 2bh
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS LAYOUT LADS
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
IS THIS SOME SORT OF APRIL FOOLS """JOKE"""
>>57231410
stop pointing it at yourself
>>57231425
Oh god. It's another horrible trick after all? My heart can't take the stress of what's real or not
hnngnhgh hng
>>57231410
Can't work out if you're being mean to us or yourself.
wish i could time travel 10 minutes ago and eat my pizza again.
What's the point in listening to music, honestly? Literally, a waste of time
>>57231462
haha
>>57231413
I am from Lancaster yer but don't want to be mistaken for that other faggot from lancs
this new layout is making me nostalgic for Google+
>>57231344
>>57231395
Cheers m8
Indie rock mostly but I've been working on my own style and applying that to covers
I can't say I'm a biggest fan of the color but fucking hell nonetheless
How much did that run you?
I've never been a big fan or Marshalls desu
>>57231479
wow what a feel
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/cia-left-explosive-material-on-loudoun-school-bus-after-training-exercise/2016/03/31/428f9824-f78d-11e5-a3ce-f06b5ba21f33_story.html
Why you niggas downing me
You bitches should be crowning me
*crashes plane*
Biiiig wheels keep on turning
goodnight lads
>>57231520
i know same
thats why im telling you theres a Northumbria flag if you still want a northern one
*listens to sum 41*
*thinks about sershlad*
*cries*
Taking a nap. Maybe I'll wake up and things will be different.
>>57231612
night, sexy x
>>57231612
Going to bed at 7:30? why?
>>57231619
There's a new star shining in the sky tonight...
>>57231662
because fuck you thats why
>>57231706
good meme
still cant believe what happened to sershlad...
>>57231532
£1300 which is about $2k.
Pennies compared to buying a guitar like that here.
Just praying I don't get fucked with import tax.
The guy in the store was really trying to push the Marshall on me but it just didn't sound right with single coils
this is a bit barmy eh lads
*goes cross eyed and sticks tongue out*
>because fuck you thats why
Girl, put your records on, tell me your favourite song
You go ahead, let your hair down
>>57231803
That's the saddest monkey I've ever seen eat a banana
>>57231854
the less successful sister of Aretha
>mfw every man and his dog says they play guitar yet 95% of them are shit
anime
>>57231905
You've only seen one, that one. Who are you trying to fool?
>>57231914
this desu
I'm shite
getting a car but don't know if i watch stick or auto
>>57231829
*puts thumb on forehead, wiggles fingers and sticks tongue out*
im unhinged
>>57231985
>auto
Kill yourself for even considering it
>>57231914
tfw i play the guitar
>>57231941
Who is this?
>>57231985
>stick
>auto
Are you literally a yank?
>>57232008
IRA lads everyone get down
>>57231914
*plays wonderwall*
>>57232014
Why don't you settle down, Amber.
>>57231824
That's a damn good deal
Personally I prefer a really clean amp and add pedals to suit which ever OD/Dist I want, hence the board but I feel like a really clean amp will be more beneficial in the long run
>he wont use it
well thats my attempt at self advertisement failed
>>57231985
I'd drive a manual if I lived there, ladmate. Here the only practical choice is automatic because the roads are shit and you constantly have to stop the car when you drive in the city.
>>57232067
are you peyton mannings brother?
>>57232008
>>57232054
>>57232095
Fucking hell lads I was only joshing with you haha
>>57231914
Ulster lad was pretty bad desu
*ahem*
panda...
I have never had a girlfriend because I lack any sense of courage and have only ever seen a vagina once which was a stripper's.
There I said it.
Friday
>>57232076
>Randy Herring
picturing a right horny fish atm
>>57232112
no, that's eli. are you lloyd banks' brother?
got snot up my nose
edit: blowing my nose
A sight for sore eyes to the blind would be awful majestic
It would be the most beautiful thing that they ever had seen
It would cause such surprise it would make all of their minds electric
How could anyone tell them that some things are not what they seem?
In such disbelief i thought i was asleep when i met you
My heart liquefied and i sighed '"oh this must be a dream"'
If i forget to set the alarm and sleep on through the dawn
don't remind me
I'd rather be dreaming of someone than living alone
>>57232141
Tomorrow is Saturday
>>57232134
JAN GAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTzHB5vMI3c
>>57232095
Roads are shit here too
>>57232212
Kek
>>57232134
>Jan Gay
>jan gay
>JAN GAY
janny is going to blow a fuse lads
still havent done it yet, i know i havent posted since easter, but im alive and well.
thank you
/blog
Search your name on Google images and post the first result
Thinking about removing my top two ribs tbqh.
>>57232337
Nice try.
>Jan Gay
*rolls up sleeves of my shirt*
*start rolling in gash*
>>57232337
>>57232337
qt
Greetings
Gib back the malvinas please
PD: regards.
>>57232377
Devilish post lad
>>57232425
rate my name
>>57232425
the rice is ripe, mister gauntlet, now give me my earrings, or i'll stab the taxi
>>57232377
cheeky
going to have an apple, going to get "appalled" haha :) x
>competitive gaming
genuinely the most autistic thing i have ever seen
dark times lads
>>57232533
what about this >>57232566
third eye yet to awaken
>>57232566
>Le traditional christians are the real oppressed minority meme
>>57232566
>>57232533
The pros fuck hotter girls than you
Who's the real loser?
Shaving my legs desu lads
>>57232675
please use northumbria
antarctic anglo fort when?
where is my submarine?
on another note, just gave myself a haircut lads, its pretty bad.
hows are the muslims behaving?
you boys doing alright, we kept our flag which is nice, I was surprised to see 40% voted for change.
>>57232693
>Georgia Michael
lmao
>>57232675
The only way an asian dog can be hot is if it's covered in napalm.
i couldn't imagine being a yank posting in /brit/
Guys, where can I find a nice Brit girl to marry? I want to live in the UK and drink tea with me lads! :3
>>57232742
Excellent post
>>57232693
Send us some snappy snaps when you're finished love
>>57232761
>yank
gross
whats for dinner lads and ladettes? xxx
my gf
>>57232715
have missed you
brown folks keeping quiet for the most part except for ribena who is going crazy
was very pleased to see none of them shit flags got through
>>57232761
I'm just here for the Maisie and Sophie posts
>>57232675
yes, so jealous
Lads I really like the EU anthem, does this make me a dirty continental?
>>57232709
Better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaIVUhRqYa4
>>57232774
>Brit girls
>Nice
You're falling for your own tricks schlomo.
Explain this
>>57232810
>>57232828
go eat a cross ant you fucking poofter
>>57230575
Literally this
>>57232839
>>>/pol/
>>57232853
>>>/r9k/
>>57232857
duno what the french general is called but you better bloody get back there
crayon pop http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459463637017.webm
>>57232829
foreign ones wont show
northumbria on the other hand
>>57232857
Broken Britain
kev just messaged me on boards.ie
scared to open it
>>57232774
You can come here if you bring the IDF and kill all Muzzies
>>57232774
You can marry my sister when she gets out of prison
mon the boro xxx!
>>57232909
Proofs
>>57232909
share it with us lad
how does channel 5 gets its funding
does anybody watch it
Might order a takeaway, thoughts?
remember lads, the best revenge is to live well
or was it to brutally murder all your opponents? I forget
>>57232949
R A R E
K E V
>come on /brit/
>see it's still le april fools prank layout
>say "nah, you're alright", submit this post and then close the tab
genuinely scared of meeting urban london youth
>>57233017
fuck off paki
>>57232799
yes its a bit of a worry m8, very scary watching the euros deal with the culture clash that comes with lots of muslims
my spidey senses have detected that even the leddits are becoming slightly more aware of the importance of protecting their culture/genepool/way of life
heres hoping queeny lives a while longer, if that drongo gets in the aussies will probably go to a republic and we will likely follow suit. if it ends up being the older brother that had a wee kid recently he might be a leader we could get behind.
when the white population of britain hits 51% im fucking off to australia
>>57232997
I was thinking that too, but I've already had one this week.
What were you going to get?
>>57232900
source?
>>57233018
innit bruv
>>57232853
>Implying both these lovely people don't excite you
u wan sorr vinga on chip?
>>57233040
Some sort of fat scran, pizza-based.
For those concerned:
Rosy has changed her twitter name to @slagtits
>>57233039
whatever curry
>>57232997
I SEE YOU BABY
>>57233039
why not the US? it's better
>>57233072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd5-2n0OFiU
>>57233115
Shakin' that ass
>>57233073
Chicken and sweetcorn pizza, some onion rings and a fucking can of rubicon
>>57233039
The London white% has been well below 50% for some years now. If you move outside of London (to anywhere that isn't a paki-hub e.g Manchester, Birmingham etc) then the white% is like 98%.
>>57233123
because the whites will be a minority in the US before the UK you numpty
what is kev's twitter again?
>>57233039
Why wait so long?
I'm hoping to fuck off to S. Korea later this year or early next year
>>57233039
I believe they are full and we are too. Its not really sustainable all of you buggers running away from your problems. That said I don't quite know how to approach the situation with the sjw's being so rampant.
>>57233073
I hope you get Papa John's.
I find the cheapest to get is kebab, fills me up the most too.
>>57233138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdKvZDQt96o
>>57232894
Fite me fgt
U don't know who I'm
Luk at my name :
>>57232901
northumbria isn't even close though
roo
>the youth of today
>>57233155
@communistloser
Stuck waiting at the DMV lads
Pls send help
Some days I want New England to secede and join Old England. We're as white as you guys
>>57233157
>I'm moving because of the falling white population
>moves to a <1% white country
Ahh yes, very impressive
(NONCE)
>>57233248
Hi Elena, you sound Foxy ;)
>>57233266
whats a dmv
>>57233266
nice hat bellend
>>57233213
what are you on about
lancasters in northumbria, so is most of lancashire for that matter
this isnt northumberland im talking about; perhaps thats what youre thinking of
>>57233157
To do what? Teach English? Not having a go, genuinely curious.
>>57233248
slag
*buys one*
*gets on free*
Ee by gum
>>57233266
Why aren't you inside? Are you waiting for someone else to do their thing?
>>57233305
the department of motor vehicles
basically what's called the DVLA in the UK
egypt was a black land tbqh
>>57233305
Hell on earth
Basically where you go to register a car and get plates for it, stands for Department of Motor Vehicles
