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Alex Savage edition
>>57225433
Sveiki draugi. edition
Hello everybody. My name is Alex and I live in germany. I was born in New Zealand so please don't mind me if I join this thread. Thank you.
Help, the randomly assigned names which often do not match the gender I associate with are triggering my dysphoria.
>>57225590
You have a mental disease
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDAU3SPYFsA
why does this general attract so many foreigners
>>57225582
beat it kraut
ANIBE
>>57225690
That did not help me as I requested at all.
Why would you do that, Ronnie?
>>57225737
STEBEN
>>57225718
Why so rude?
What happened to the /balt/ thread yesterday? Why are we grouped with the m8's again?
>>57225786
ZOOTOPIA
Mans vårds bus John.
>>57225875
It was a one-off lad, you'll never leave us forever.
@57225973
Hah, tripfag can't tripfag
>>57225973
>Kendiss, pietiekami tuvu
>>57226009
Do I need to if you recognise me anyway?
Went to store to get candy, saw an euphoric lad with a coat and fedora.
just took last Vaegirs castle
>>57226543
forgot pic
Hello, I am Alex Savage.
>>57226406
Damn.
>>57226406
That was me, hello.
>>57226543
ur mum just took my dick
Fuck all baltics. Cringey faggots
>>57227074
back the FUCK off??
>>57227074
flattery will get you nowhere Zhang
>>57227074
DUDE
1st of april more like 1st of GAYpril
>>57227074
>too easy
Why is Finnish such a meme language?
>>57227523
Because finland is a meme country.
>>57227523
Bravo Estonia
>>57227558
>a fucking phallus seller
@Pete Romero Haha! It is indeed a very funny, happy day, Pete!
Unless you were being homophobic, that is.
__________________________________________
"Live every day like it's your last" - Gandhi
anibe
>>57227302
I-ICELAND?
>>57227935
Thats Pete retard..
Yes good morning. It seems the 4chan is playing a prank on me! Good stuff.
>>57227964
Sorry, Aaron.
>>57227935
They call me lceland Pete. I'm the king of the funpost beat.
When I play the maraccas I go cheeky-cheeky bant, cheeky-cheeky bant
>>57228345
Were where you the past days, lad?
IT'S HABENING
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhGRMdN_B2g
>>57228645
what's his accent like?
>>57228645
delete this right now
what the fuck is going on? when? how? why?
>>57228508
I love you Iceland, you mean the world to me.
>>57228781
+(You)'ing this post by me who is (You)
What sites does Latvia use ?
What are the Latvian craiglist/backpages/okcupid/facebook ?
Looking for all sorts of ads, prostitutes, pictures of people, dating profiles, etc
I'm not even going to Latvia before several months, but I just want to see "real people" rather than tourism ads on youtube if that makes sense
>>57228892
>he wants to see real people
>asks for prostitue sites where everyone has a russian name
Okay.
>>57228892
they are literally all birds
>>57228892
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA FUCKING TERRORIST NEST HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>57228892
ss.lv
I hope this reddit-tier layout in 4chan is just a bad joke.
>>57229129
Everything on 4chan is a bad joke, but this, this is really bad.
>>57228780
>>57228780
>>57228780
I think we should help him Tbh since he worked as interpreter to our troops and because of that taliban started threatening him
>>57228892
>Hello I am a terrorist planning an attack
>>57229129
it will go away at midnight in an American timezone unless Hiro wants to fuck with us longer
>>57228938
Isn't like 40% of the population Russian ?
>>57228961
I see Kinder
>>57228965
>>57229282
Twice as much Lithuanian and Latvian prostitutes working in Brussels right now than terrorists
>>57228978
Neat, thanks
boiled some soup in a coffee machine, turned out pretty good
ate some raw rice today
shit was on a level unseen by crispy rice
>>57229263
>we
I am not with you.
Estonians didn't take 40 so why should we?..
>>57229394
>40%
It's closer almost 100%, tbqh.
>>57229664
>Estonians didn't take 40 so why should we?..
How dare you? Estonian people have suffered enough. We have suffered so much because of estophobia.
And never forget the 6 million Estonians who died in the Gulag during ww2. My grandfather was excecuted in a soviet concentration camp when he was 6 years old.
>>57229888
good post
good trips
>>57229664
We don't, it's only one family you mentally defective imbecile
>>57229888
why was he executed? did he not concentrate too good?
ba+dum+tshhh hahahahha
>>57229956
Thanks m8
>>57230021
>why was he executed? did he not concentrate too good?
Yeah, and also because Russians were racist against Estonians.
>>57229888
>grandfather
>6 years old
kek
>>57229999
nice cheeky quads there sophie
>>57229999
Yeah because he knows few words lets take him mhm sure..
>>57230221
we are the most tormented race in the wolrd, they hate us for our skin and they envy us for our brains
>>57230334
>grandfather can't concentrate
>envy for brains
>>57230272
>Lou Chang
NIP NONG CHING CHONG I AM MONGORIAN
>>57230436
my whole family, including me, was killed in the camps. i almost died. spent the first 4 years of my life hiding under the floor.
>>57230751
spent the last 4 hours of my life hiding inside ur mum lmoa
Can I get a cool name?
i'm gonna get myself an ironic bum beer today, anyone got recommendations? walter is an option, säästu kange is an option and something else maybe?
>>57230436
Kas parašyta paveikslėlyje? Nesuprantu Latvių kalbos
Hey Eesti, which estonian alcoholic drink do you recommend?
t. not Finland
>Estonia, Lithuania and Latvia combined together are roughly equal to 7/32 of the size of my state.
Fucking hell your countries are small.
>>57230871
>Kas parašyta paveikslėlyje? Nesuprantu Latvių kalbos
what did he mean by this?
W A L T E R
A
L
T
E
R
Säästumarketi korravalvur!
>>57230945
>What is written on the image?
>I don't understand Latvian
>>57230871
>can't read Latvian because can't speak Latvian
>can't read the obvious emotions in the birds face because autism
quite the conundrum
>>57230943
could be worse
the smallest baltic country is still bigger than say.. netherlands with its 16 times higher population haha lmao at tightly packed cuntlets
>>57230988
google whooops :DDDDD
>>57230842
I don't suppose you have this?
>>57231091
that's actually a terrible translation of what he said
>>57231112
nope, never seen that here, i don't think it exists here or maybe maxima has that, but i don't have a maxima near me
>>57231090
There's no country in Europe larger than my state.
In NSW btw.
>>57230291
>>57230291
When i was on a brief secondment in vilnius, Local self identified poles and ruskies on site language was much harder to read. Russians at least spoke accusal russian language. My workmate claimed that he knows polish language, but he was unable communicate with them.
So i think he'll fit just fine there, Tyrone
>>57231229
Russia?
>>57231153
maxima has this
>>57231229
>In NSW btw.
MODS!
>>57231298
EW FUCKING RAT POISON
>>57231282
>russia
>europe
>>57231282
>Russia
>European
pick one or two don't really care tbqh
esmu pedofīls
april april
>>57231273
Yea lets take more people who barely speak Lithuanian because there is already those who barely speak it.. nice logic Ivan
>>57230977
Jap. Walter on klassika. Eelmine kord sai neid 20 tükki ostetud. Mida rohkem ära jõin, seda kergemaks läks koorem ja hullemaks pompsuhais.
I haven't been in a Maxima for over a year I think.
>>57231423
aprilis aprilis ant nosies mazgilis
>>57230842
>Walter
>bum beer
first worlder pls
WE WUZ BIGGER THAN NEW SOUTH WALES AND SHIT
You can get >3 or more you in polska by posting
>Vilnius still ours :)
APRĪLIM
APRĪLIM
PILIENU NAV KĀ LĪDZ ŠIM
>>57231509
why? are you afraid of roofs by any chance?
>>57231600
haha good meme and dubs Jeanne
>>57231629
Wilno nasze!
Only words I know in Lithuanian :DDD
>>57231373
>what is continental Europe
>>57231657
No, I like Rimi better. It's in the shopping centres I frequent and there is more variety.
>>57231599
>not drinking this
>>57231844
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Miller_(actor)
>>57231844
>Rimi
>more variety
tell that about the booze section
>>57231424
Why the fuck not? It could be a nice gesture for a jew union. Also what's the alternative, to take people who don't speak Lithuanian at all when our government is forced to? Should have a pick of a litter while theres a chance
>>57231964
Don't need variety in booze, only ''pārbaudītas vērtības''
>>57231844
honestly rimi is god-tier, and you also get neste 3.5 gas discount + 1% of the money back. It's also very clean, generally comfy and has a good selection of beer
>>57231834
not according to Halecki and most other historians
>>57231964
are you tripping, rimi has the best booze selection, unless you live in some shithole village
>latviacucks
>>57232034
>Israel
>>57232091
http://www.liquor.com/recipes/baileys-irish-margarita/
>>57232083
Went to a Rimi in Vilnius near Frorum Cinemas Vingis and the booze selection was shit.
>>57232169
Was it a hypermarket or a supermarket?
>>57232169
well, they have decent beer, plus you have gero alaus parduotuve close by if you're a hipster shit, as far as liqours go it could be better, no idea about wine, I usually just by whatever is 5 euro with a discount
1.iki/rimi
3.šilas/turgus
5.aibė
6.statoil
7.maxima/norfa
>>57232270
>t. iš Šilainių
You shut your mouth about Maxima, boy
>>57231899
>>57231899
>9.5
Never seen this brand before,but thanks i still have some humanity inside of me so i'd rather drink vodka or homebrew beer
>>57232000
Yeah because the agreement clearly working and everyone is clearly taking them.. ohh wait
>Just 660 of 160,000 Europe agreed to share have been relocated as continent buckles under logistical and political weight of the crisis
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/04/eu-refugee-relocation-scheme-inadequate-will-continue-to-fail
>>57232354
they stopped selling it like 10 years ago, I only remember it from my childhood
>>57232270
1.Rimi
2.Maxima
3.Iki
4.Prisma
5.rest of the cuck shit
>wanting to take in any """refugees"""
Where do you live, boy. I'll beat your fucking ass
>>57232138
>mfw lithucucks
>>57232270
>>57232352
>>57232473
o fug, forgot about prisma, it's 3rd I guess
>>57232473
>not buying shit at KOOPS
Fucking city dwellers
>>57232473
What about Selver?
>>57232606
that's not a thing
>>57232547
I have been at one KOOPS at grigiskes ant it's legit shit tier, at least it was cool when it was called kooperatine
>>57232606
I don't think we have those, but we are gonna be enriched with some lidls
Are Ādažu Čipsi common in the rest of the /balt/?
>>57232491
There is place for 30 millions people in latvia, but they only take 500 refugees, what a fucking hypocrite nazis
>>57232716
They are branded as Taffel.
>>57232701
lidl is pigiau grybo-tier except bigger
Who /thomasphillips/ here?
>>57227074
Don't be such a bitch Kristina.
B
>>57232491
In a middle of nowhere, literally ;D, so sadly you'll have to refrain from any violence on me and patiently wait for refugees and relieve your stress on them
>>57232701
You shut shut your mouth about KOOPS, faggot
New Zealand? More like New Cancerland
>>57233280
i bet you shop at aibė too, Scott
Tartufags, mis täna? Keegi kokku saada ja juua viitsib?
>>57233605
mida vittu
IKI has the best confectionery and bakery, tbqh.
>>57233637
Kle poja, ma vist juba purjakil :DDDD
Maxima has the best roofs desu
>>57233742
Only in Latvia
>>57233742
can't argue with that
haha didn't even get bum beer, got a 6pack of karl for 3.99
lmao
>>57233990
Kust kohast sa nii soodsalt said??!!!!
What first names go with last name Curran, I'm having a baby soon and need some ideas. It's a boy.
>>57234105
Alberto
>>57234061
konsum mees, konsumis on alksil koguaeg mingid siuksed vittus vennase hinnad
eile rebisin sealt 6 pinti specialit 4.4 eest
>>57234105
Bob.
>>57234105
David
>>57234105
mohammad
>>57234105
Muhamed.
wouldn't want your boy not fitting in with the locals
>>57234105
>Curran
>>57234105
Judas
haha wtf is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EyEm2vYaJ8
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>57234105
Burnthe
>>57234447
kek
over half of the people who died in a fire last year were drunk
this is good news! alcoholism on the drop! take note taavi, i know you're lurking here
what does this mean???
>>57225433
WTF IS GOING ON?
HOW DOES YOUR'S STILL LOOK LIKE THAT?
REEEEEEEEE
MINE LOOKS RETARDED
Does your dick go hard when you smell a human female approaching?
Mine does. And because of that I masturbated just now. Haven't seen a female person for a week now because of work and I really need to have sexual intercourse with someone. Anyone?
>>57234825
More liek Pam Schmuck lmoa
Why on;y Latvia gets Alex today? This is suspicious.
>>57234853
when i smell a female approaching i start thinking about showering products
>>57234812
it's read sō da ne and it roughly means "it is so isn't it"
>>57234853
yes hello. I need some AIDs.
>>57234447
>>57234951
wow are you a weeb?
also I meant in the context of being on this post
>>57234447
>>57235008
wow are you swedish?
>>57235008
its pretty simole hiregana dude everyone should know it
ばか
got a new pair of 4ch posting gloves
>>57234977
Sorry, I don't have any. But I can get you some, if you're interested.
>>57235008
I'm not a weeb, but I study japanese, and in the context of tne post? no idea, ask gook, maybe something like upboat ;^) on what posts do you get it?
>>57235088
t. あるべると ばるぼさ
>>57235008
>wow are you a weeb?
Nani vittu sa just iimasu watashi kohta ütlesid, sa chiisai lits desuka? Watashi annan anata'le teada, et watashi lõpetasin oma klassi tipus Nihongo kolmes ja watashi olen osalenud iroirona Nihongo õpingu sessioonides ja watashi on sanbyaku perfektsed testi skoorid. Watashi olen treenitud kanjis ja watashi olen tip lehe kirjutaja kogu terves Mustamäe rajoonis. Anata ei ole mitte midagi muud watashi'lle kui lihtsalt üks järgmine weaboo. Watashi korosu'n anata't sellise kuradi sõnavaraga mille sarnast pole mimasu’nud selles kontigendil mitte keegi, märgi watashino kuradi sõnu. Anata arvab anata pääseb hanashimasing et kuso watashi'le üle intaaneto? Omou uuesti, pihkur. Samal ajal kui hanashimasu, watashi ma kontakteerin watashino salajase otakude neti üle terve Eesti ja anatano IP-d is träkkitakse praegu, nii et sa parem junbishimasu ame jaoks, ujimushi. Ame, et korosu hale chiisai asi anata kutsud anatano eluks. Sa oled kuradi shinimashita'nud, akachan.
>>57231329
trust me, its good for hangovers.
as in causing them.
>>57235095
ばかですせんぱい
>>57235117
>Estonia not having AIDs
are you Russian?
>>57235235
おれ?
>>57235178
You are supposed to write that in katakana. Reeee.
wtf is going on????????
>>57225718
That's a catchy sounding name
I'M SURROUNDED BY WEEBS
>>57235306
I know, a latvian speaking lithuanian what the fuck?
>>57235130
>I study japanese
why?
>>57235300
this is not even my final form, are you ready for....k..漢字????
>>57235306
Reddit takeover desu
>>57235373
I won't tell you babe :^)
>>57235378
"watashi" right?
おまえわぜったいすごいですよねー
>>57235306
Just get used to it Gregg, it's just the new design senpai.
>>57234105
James
>>57235294
Ukrainian immigrant, m8
>>57235442
Why not?
>>57235484
NORMIES RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHAD GET OUTTTTTT
>>57235442
>calling Brandy a babe
>what are you, gay?
>>57235539
t. Melba Trujillo
>>57235102
Sup Tyler Durden
>>57235539
Chad doesn't really fit.
Why are lithuanians cancer?
>>57235539
>CHAD
>>57234105
Питep
>>57235414
Its g+ you dense fuck
>>57235472
nah, I just wrote kanji in kanji, and by the way when wa is a particle you write it as は
>>57235584
What if I'm a grill, Vera?
>>57235681
what is g+?
>>57235631
Why are Latvians russian?
>>57235662
tibla, out.
>>57235602
>Traci
aka tracey
aka stacey
ROASTIES RrrreeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57235631
>e Lithuanian-owned chain refused to take any responsibility for the incident. In particular, the CEO of Maxima Latvija, Gintaras Jasinskas, when asked if he had considered stepping down like Dombrovskis, caused outrage by saying "Why? Those who feel guilty should step down. I can look people in the eye"
:^)
>>57235591
just destroying some evidence in the shitter, getting in touch with the inner pole so to speak
>>57235717
Yes
>>57235708
Is your name Steigvė by any chance?
>>57235761
t. Ivan :DDDDDD
>>57235804
>Geneva Ho
>Ho
buying bf
>>57235863
ITS A ME MARIO
>>57235804
GENERAL HOE
>>57235746
Calm down Morris.
>>57235717
But why are you polish?
>>57235895
sorry don't date blacks
>>57235954
das racis
>>57235631
>cancer
Depends, for instance your gene pool would benefit from it anyways
>>57235954
>little lupe
>>57235954
great post
At work
Suicidal
>>57235712
Google plus, their Facebook killer that nobody uses
The joke is that moot now works at google and became part of the botnet
>>57235804
Only if my surname starts with a J :^)
>>57235944
I blame the russians
>>57236031
>The joke is that moot now works at google and became part of the botnet
haha cuck
me and the lads dressed up as cows going to steal tractors from Latvians
>>57236009
Pedo detected
>>57236044
I see them english courses are paying off
anime
crystal gems
>>57236106
Ha, they were threatening to bring real cows to the protest. What a bunch of cucks
>>57236224
cuck
>>57236128
do you honestly now her?
>>57236224
>Donaldson
The son of Donald Trump
>>57236213
Lithuania is depicted quite acurately.
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800
>>57236166
lewd..
>>57236266
not a lot of people are called Steigvė , thats the problem
>>57235804
Who is she?
>>57234168
Post your best bins lads.
>>57236489
a weeb, who was studying Japanese, I met a few years ago in English courses. Seemed nice, quiet though.
>>57236422
>lithuania is black again
My point stands
>>57236267
I just had a vision, the wall is calling me
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ooeaHyoiLE
also ur fired
>>57236422
Delet
>>57236542
so that's how you know her, obviously I'm not her, because no grills on the interwebs
>>57236562
>also ur fired
Haha I quit anyways... and I become a drunkard
>Lithuania and Estonia both force Latvia to build a wall
Thoughts?
>>57236594
ah shit, thats one awkward facebook message I sent then
>>57236616
Please, it will keep you and the slavs out.
>>57236616
where would the wall be? would we be just another brick in it?
>>57236616
Yes pls
fuck scatvia
>>57236666
at least you got nice quads
>>57236616
But they already started
>http://www.respublika.lt/lt/naujienos/pasaulis/pasaulio_politika/latvija_palei_siena_su_rusija_statys_90_kilometru_ilgio_tvora/
>>57236726
>>57236666
devil trips+6
>>57236799
>Building a wall for 10 illegals
>>57236666
what was the message like?
something like this:
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female channer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Jonas. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one posting memes.
>>57236799
>reading respublika
>maladec, seni
>>57236825
hey bb r u singel?
>an autistic lithuanian and an autistic estonian keep trying to trigger Latvians
>>57236880
"get off my chan"
Cleaned up my basement, prepared chains and potatos. Waiting for commander Putin give an order to liberate our occupied provinces so I could get myself few hardworking Baltic slaves.
>>57236863
Is that the wall for the russian border mentioned?
If so its not 10 illegals, its a constant stream of russian contraband gangs and vietnamese imigrants.
>>57236939
jesus..
>>57236825
>>57236911
fuck off, dykes
>>57236911
why, are you lesbian?
So intolerant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e6lWeaeWaw
>>57236989
and I finished it off with
"ne ten pataikiau"
awkward10/10
>>57237069
>ne ten pataikiau
Hello, friends
http://www.vinted.lt/forumai/n-18/437311-prigauti-tevu?page=39
all womens are whores
thread about how they were caught by family members while fucking
good i'm pure and will stay this way
>>57237127
Hello, cuck
>>57237127
Turn off the proxy, rabbit fucker.
>>57236919
what you just said is irrelevant because everyone is autistic in 4chin.
Fucking brits ruined my plan.
>>57237191
not me, lad
>>57237222
so you are trying to say that you are normie?
>>57237322
Yes.
I have a job, someone who's something like a gf to me, my own apartment etc.
>>57237322
>Ismael Khan
>>57237056
Nazi poland on the rise, sometimes i read liberal comments and wonder what a time to be alive
https://youtu.be/PnC-zSdMSRo
>>57237355
ok fair enough, but what are you doing here on friday night?
>>57237355
your sister doesn't count
>>57237355
your sister doesn't count
(holy shit my post got deleted what the fuck)
>>57237470
>ok fair enough, but what are you doing here on friday night?
Drinking before I go out. Fifth beer, to be honest. After I finish it, I will go.
>>57237472
>your sister doesn't count
Yea I know.
>>57237537
nice try arthur, but that was calebs post and you're just a ripoff
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kP9kQ8gdHO
miimes
I FUCKING HATE COCKY ESTONIANS WITH THEIR GF'S AND THEIR JOBS
TRULY THE WORST NATION
>>57237619
Olga shit go off the steroids, you sound like you got a pair
nu when
>>57237634
We have 200k more women then men here, so it's impossible to not have a gf here
>>57237634
It's not as good as it seems, lad. I am an alcoholic so being 5 days without drinking is really hard for me. Also, my gf lives in another town and we can't meet this weekend.
And my job is really shit. I fucking hate it.
>>57237634
i have a job and muh own apartment, but i don't have a gf, not even a fuckbuddy anymore
>>57237770
so what you are saying is that I should go to Estonia
which city do you recommend?
>>57237770
ok then send some qt 3,14's over here m8
MAKE A NEW THREAD ALREADY FUCKING HELL
>>57237790
I have never had a gf. I dunno why. My friends tell me that I am a pretty normal guy and ask me why I don't have a gf. I myself don't even know why.
>>57237851
Tartu. Let's get drunk every weekend.
>>57237851
E L V A
L
V
A
>>57236666
7 more hours till I can leave
Fucking end it all
>>57237882
just get a fuck buddy, much better and less hassle, just drop them when they want to start to get serious
>>57238014
Thanks Lori
>>57238049
Good advice
>>57237634
>No job
fuck you leech reeeee
>>57237882
oi but the other guy said that it is impossible to not have a gf so you are doing the impossible man you are a wizard
>>57238115
>implying my mommy doesn't pay for my life
>implying you actually can leech off the state in Lithuania
>>57238117
He did not say he was a virgin, that is impossible here also, you basically lose it in kindergarten here
>>57238196
damn that is nasty
>>57238196
this. i first inserted benis in bagina at age 5 and i am not kidding.
>>57238196
I don't think uncle joonas diddling you counts
>>57238309
i was actually diddled by 3 lolis and i am not even kidding.
>>57238447
>tfw only had sex with a shota
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>>57238117
btw my last name really well describes me if you know what I mean.
>>57237882
Are you that guy from Tartu which got on tv? lel
>>57238185
>leech off the state in Lithuania
my neighbors can
>>57237127
Labas, drauge :DDD
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