>some sort of international fair going on at my uni
>decide to check it out
>go to the Scottish booth
>tell them why did you make one for Scotland when they aren't even a country and voted no in the referendum
>they say they have Scottish ancestor and they wanted to do it on them
>yell "MUH HURITAGE"
>get confused looks
>walk towards the German booth
>try to crack a joke about mistaking their stand for a Turkish one
>they look visibly upset
>go to the Austrian booth
>Asian girls are running it
>ask them why did you do your project on Austria when you yourself aren't Austrian
>they start whining back
>I get asked to leave
CAN'T HANDLE THE BANTZ EH?
>>57224847
sounds pretty spergy desu lad
>>57224847
>Canadian banter
You should become a teacher desu senpai.
>Last year, wanted to learn Italian really bad
>Bought several textboks
>Spend hours on Duolingo
>Eventually got to a decent level
>Realised that to improve my Italian I would have to meet and talk to real actual Italians
>Looked for sources of meeting Italian people
>Eventually decided to try Interpals
>Made a profile
>Eventually got a message from an Italian girl
>She offers to help me with Italian if I help with English
>Becomes a situation where I have to talk to her everyday for several hours to improve my Italian skills even fucking slightly
>She is a shitty teacher and barely helps
>I spend hours preparing formal feedback, help sheets, flash cards and grammatical tips
>even create a character called 'Eddie the English Elephant' and purchase a fucking elephant costume to give her FREE lessons over Skype
>eventually she isn't even helping me learn Italian anymore, is just accepting free English lessons from me without any sort of guilt
>Too beta to ask her to stop
>she gets me to send her english learning resources by post
>ended up speaking in an elephant language by making trumpet noises more than I spoke Italian
>eventually she just stops talking to me with no explanation
>feel pretty bad even though that is what I wanted
>send her dozens of 'English Lesson Reminder Notices' in the post which are basically threatening letters saying 'The Elephant will stampede if you don't come back for more lessons'
>she reports me and I get banned
>>57224847
>not flirting with the asians and taking one as a gf
>>57224847
>>57225242
wtf i hate canada now
>>57225242
>even create a character called 'Eddie the English Elephant' and purchase a fucking elephant costume to give her FREE lessons over Skype
>>57225242
Nooooo :(
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?
>>57224847
>try to crack a joke about mistaking their stand for a Turkish one
>they look visibly upset
best one tbqh
>>57225242
This is a copy pasta made by some brit a few weeks back
>>57225242
>even create a character called 'Eddie the English Elephant'
>>57224847
>Salvatore Francis
>>57229509
Was it actually made up? Interpals has resulted in some weird shit.
>>57225242
lmao I would have reported you too
>>57229509
We have no life, I remember too.
>>57225242
>>even create a character called 'Eddie the English Elephant' and purchase a fucking elephant costume to give her FREE lessons over Skype
>>Too beta to ask her to stop
>>she gets me to send her english learning resources by post
>>ended up speaking in an elephant language by making trumpet noises more than I spoke Italian
>>eventually she just stops talking to me with no explanation
>>send her dozens of 'English Lesson Reminder Notices' in the post which are basically threatening letters saying 'The Elephant will stampede if you don't come back for more lessons'
>>she reports me and I get banned
>>57224847
>go on /int/
>there are canadians trying to be funny
>>57224847
>be canadian
>get thrown out of international fair
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>57231380
>British """"banter""""
>>57224847
