How do you stop a Turkish tank?
Shoot the soldier pushing it.
The Turkish made Tank, Altay is bretty good actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXaNGJLfYg4
>>57222878
No, is suposed to be Turk joke thread.
What do you call a Turk with two brain cells? Pregnant.
>>57223168
that's not a Turk joke though that's a blonde joke.
>>57222878
nice
>>57223231
It started out as a Turk joke with the ancient Greeks.
>>57223829
>muh greeki breeki
Daily reminder that the T*rks are LITERALLY the current incarnation of the Roman Empire
>>57223829
Turks weren't around in ancient times
>>57221818
How does turks handle all the banter?
They have a thick shell :^)
How do turks get warm in winter?
Pic related
How long does it take for a Turkish woman to bring out the garbage?
9 months
>>57225013
That's not a Turk joke though that's a black joke.
When is it permissible to spit on a Turkish woman's face?
... when her mustache is on fire.
>>57225013
Nice one for a dirty junkie from Holland.
How many Turks fits in a small car?
2 in front seats, 2 in back, and one gorillion in the ashtray.
Why do people keep domesticated Turks as pets? It's extremely unsanitary.
>>57225260
jew joke
How do you make fit 100 turks in a small car? Throw an european passport in it.
How does a turk remove a condom?
He farts.
>>57224818
>Literally Hell-ass
>>57222878
Turkish engineering is amazing. It had to be to own the walls of Constantinople.
Rude thread
>>57225935
http://www.topix.com/forum/world/turkey/TPP4B0NCA07R5H0IJ
kek
A Turk and an Albo are in a car.
Who's driving?
LePoliceMan
>>57222878
Refurbished T-60 from the 60s
Great tank indeed
Two Turks in Germany are sitting in a bus discussing.
"Allah, this is great our numbers are growing by the millions everyday here in Germany, Melike is pregnant again to our 8th child"
"Insallah Achmed I know, we've reached the 3 millions easily it wont be long till we reach 5 millions or even become the majority in Germany"
As they were talking this lovable sweet German Grandma sitting in front of them turns and tells them.
"Enchulding , bur wir used to have six million jews once upon a time here in Germany"
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