Why are Australian women so god-tier?
>>57203671
Your women aint so bad either, m8.
Probably has something to do with the criminal history. They probably brought some of the prostitutes over from England. Lo, Australian women of today are their descendants.
>>57203671
>>57203671
>Why are Australian women so god-tier?
They're good in their teens but once they hit 20 the skin cancer sets in and they look 40
>>57203699
This guy gets it.
>>57203736
>american banter
>>57203671
you are right, russia
>>57203671
You say that, you say that, but I have something that would ruin aussies on this board. They'd never recover from this.
>>57203671
Because when white Australian policy was in, Australia imported lots and lots of blonde hair blue eyed people from Scandis and other countries.
>>57203817
spill the beans lad, i'm dying to know
>>57203671
Too bad they all sound like men when they speak.
>>57203817
>>57203852
Yeah Britty, tell us.
they don't want to turn into abbos so they selectively breed the most desirable and white features.
>>57203783
It's actually pretty good
>>57203817
POMMY CUNTS ARE ALL TALK AND NO SUBSTANCE JUST LIKE THEIR CRICKET TEAM
>>57203671
>Why are Australian women so god-tier?
Except they're not.
Australian girls hit 20 and suddenly they all look like victims of Shang Tsun after he stole their soul. I don't know if its from the australian weather or binge drinking/gang banging.
>>57203852
Don't worry lad, I plan to unveil the true soon.
Aussies will never ever recover.
>>57203891
It in involves Melbourne.
>>57203932
What's the matter m8? It's only banter.
>>57204002
*the truth
>>57204002
Good thing I don't live there and absolutely hate the place. Much like the rest of Australia.
So do go on.
I remember watching Steve Irwin and his wife in some zoo, she looked his mother holy shit. Australian women expire faster than mik.
>>57204002
just say it 'govnah
>>57204032
Posting from moblie atm, what's a good aussie prime time?
>>57204062
>>57204093
right now desu
>>57204062
AHAHHAHAHAHAH
HIS WIFE IS AMERICAN
>>57203736
>They probably brought some of the prostitutes over from England
Why would Australians scare? They were lowlifes too.
>>57204093
Maybe in about 2-3 hours.
Most people would've knocked off work, had dinner and would be relaxing by about then.
>>57204093
in an hour or so
>>57204180
>tfw working from 6 onwards
>will miss this
it'll probably be shit anyway
>>57204062
kek. shot yourself in the foot there buddy.
>>57204328
Knowing your average pom it'll be incredibly underwhelming
>>57204328
don't worry.
if the Poolocks are any indication, and it's remotely good, they wont shut up about it for the next 3 months.
>>57204002
If you're from melcuck you're not a true Australian.
>>57206612
I forgot to add sydney in there aswell
>>57203671
Gold rush era
