>tfw born in the greatest country that ever existed
feels pretty good brehs
>tfw born in Rhode Island
Feelsbadman
I know the feeling
>tfw it's spring break
>tfw I live in socal
Going to the beach tomorrow with my dog lads. Warm and sunny. Sand between my toes. It's a damn good life
>>57202320
*I know not the feeling
>>57202336
>going to the beach when they're going to be full
>especially when you live there and can go when they're not full of tourists
You're welcome ally
>born in the greatest country
But
>born in Arizona
So close...
>>57202401
>tfw you were born in Illinois and not Alaska
I just want to live on the verge of nothing fighting off crack heads and eskimos.
>>57202401
>tfw born in Alabama
Literally a meme state
>>57202377
>tfw the beach is on a peninsula
>tfw no annoying tourists nearby
>tfw there is an abundance of tasty local restaurants to dine in after
>tfw no gf
That's my only mistake
>>57202475
>tfw so much comfy things to do in summer and no gf to do them with
>>57202443
>Alaska residents get $1,000-$2,000 a year in dividends from their oil money
If you have enough money to buy a house up there, you could almost just live off the land and use that money to live off of. We could start a NEET commune up there kek.
>>57202292
>meanwhile i was born in one the shittiest ones
This is not funny.
>>57202578
same
>>57202551
let's do it. we collectively have nothing to lose
>>57202379
I unironically will love France above all other allies until the day I die because they gave us independence
>>57202867
France is greatest ally.
I weep for their current plights.
>>57202292
Except you're not, there were many countries/empires that were greater than you: Britain and Rome, for example.
>>57203458
Should've left it at Rome; now you sound like your jerking yourself off.
>>57203458
>britain
>>57202292
USA it isn't the best country not even close.
You're the biggest economi but that doesn't mean shit.
Norway
Germany
Iceland
France
Switzerland
New Zealand
Australia
And maybe Canada are better places to live in than the USA.
>>57203612
>Germany
"no"
>>57203612
none of those countries went to the moon
>>57202292
>Live in a country that spawned the SJWs, the KKK
>Live in country with highest gun deaths
>Live in country with no universal health care
>Live in country where people act like a pack of retards and either get offended over everything and shoot eachother.
Yeah nah, I'm good m8.
>>57203677
>Australia
LMFAO
>>57203650
Neither did you fa.m :P
>>57203612
Bean breath pls.. contain your butthurt
>>57202292
>BE AMERICAN
>GET
>SHOT
>>57203751
So that's your argument Jamal?
You blacks have such low IQ.
>>57203612
Norway on top, thank you, senpai.
>>57202292
I wonder how anyone could live any other way?
>>57202377
>he doesn't know about the secret beaches
>>57202379
>white flag
you can't make this shit up lads
>>57203612
>Norway
>>57202292
Wait.. is this april fools? Thats not a norwegian flag!
>>57203631
It always breaks my heart when Australians are disliking Germany :( I like Australia.
>tfw technically born in USA
I have no face and I must cry
>>57202292
That's good, but why did you then decide to move to the US?
>>57202292
Iktf
