A FERAL TURKROACH HAS BROKEN THROUGH THE DEFENSES TO YOUR HOME AND THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO DEFEND YOURSELF IS A STATE APPROVED FORM OF SELF-DEFENSE
HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?
I might be able to set my house on fire with my blunt
That'll show the fucker.
According to the law you can use anything as weapon if your life is in immediate danger.
Having a gun is illegal. Shooting with it when you were in immediate danger is not.
You'll only get charged for having an illegal weapon
>>57196809
a .22 hunting rifle
>>57196809
>A STATE APPROVED FORM OF SELF-DEFENSE
Is it irony if I shoot him with Turkish-made M80?
>>57196994
>Implying he has another rifle (with the same or bigger caliber)
Otherwise you can't defend yourself with it. You're supposed to defend yourself with a slighter or equal weapon or thing used as a weapon.
How do you stop it?????
>>57197102
what? my dad got a hunting license im not goint to get killed with a weapon in my house just because of bureocracy
I win
>>57197164
Sure you can do that, but then you'll have to face the law afterwards. You might even have to pay your assaulter a compensantion if he gets injured or killed (which you would have to pay his family instead).
I run to the nearest waterway and try to bait him to follow me in, then drown him.
>>57197146
ZA WARUDO
Friendly reminder that this is actually Erdogans REAL VOICE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB3FEMDMiGY
*unsheathes M9*
*unzips dick*
>>57196809
THE TURKROACH HAS INVADED YOUR DREAMS AND THE ONLY THING TO FEND IT OFF ARE THE DREAMS OF YOUR POLITICAL LEADER. HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?
>>57198071
Nope
Turkroach arrested and found guilty of selling drugs,thus hung
>>57198071
I'm fucking dead.
Let's just say that.
>>57196809
>wanting to kill koksal baba
>>57198071
I'll be okay. In Angela I's palace silence is strictly enforced.
>>57196846
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
SCREEEECH THE TURKROACH HAS GAINED ACCESS TO A MOTOR VEHICLE AND IS ATTEMPTING TO RUN YOU OVER
THE ONLY THING PREVENTING IT IS YOUR NATIONAL ANIMAL. HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?
>>57198412
>bald eagle carries the roach away and feeds it to her young
>>57196846
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>>57198412
>fish lion appears out of no where and devours the roach
>then dies afew days later due to food poisoning
>>57196846
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.>>57196888
>>57198396
>>57198576
>>57198676
NO BULLY!
>>57196888
Interesting, you say you can use anything to defend yourself when necessary. Does that have a limit? Is there any "weapon" too extreme?
>>57198676
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>>I only have to give up my penis(already debeaked and circumscribed) and the female members of my family(possibly sons into catemite service). Fortunately i'm a huge, raging, feral cuck. So, it actually works!
We're allowed rifles and shotguns, but Canada doesn't have castle laws so make sure that fuckers dead or you'll get sued http://www.nationalpost.com/m/wp/blog.html?b=news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/man-charged-after-alleged-thief-stabbed-inside-home
Oh boy here we go.
I would be allowed to use my bare hands to subdue him, but if I ended up killing him or gave him extensive injuries deemed to be 'further than I needed to go', I could be charged with an assault.
However. You can use any household item to defend yourself, as long as you can convince a judge you picked it up and used it in an immediate panic, that the item was the closest thing to hand.
You can get away with stabbing and killing an attacker in the UK, you just have to convince the judge it was done in momentary instinct and panic, rather than pre meditated. If they think you picked up ANYTHING with the intent to harm, they will fuck you for assault with a weapon.
Full retard, I know. The self defense laws in this country are a complete fucking joke.
>>57198396
This just makes me love Canada more. They're so /comfy/ they don't need any other gimmicks besides chillin'
>>57201117
Anybody trying to change that?
