>wake up
>you are now in control of europe
What do you do?
open borders for anyone who claims to be syrian
Begin the purge
>>57192843
deport non ethnic europeans
retake colonies
>>57192843
Invade Russia
>>57192843
Imperialism time.
>>57192843
Just a regular day :^)
have breakfast and a cuppa
>>57193050
GOOD post
It begins. The day of the rope is finally here.
>>57192843
>disolve the government
>create an ancap paradise
>>57192843
Expel the muslims, sterilize the Gyspies, increase national defense of all nations to at least 2%.
Make the first nine American Bill of Rights legal mandate in Europe.
remove leftism
>>57192843
Deport all non-ethnic euros (including the jewry) unless they agree to get a vasectomy.
End female voting rights permanently so they can't cuck anything up a second time.
>>57194144
>remove female voting rights
Fuck off
>>57192843
Spread multiculturalism alone
>>57193133
Remove ancap scum
Blow every nuke plants and nuke bomb we have concurrently
>>57194376
>Deport all non-ethnic euros (including the jewry) unless they agree to get a vasectomy.
>End female voting rights permanently so they can't cuck anything up a second time.
Take everyone down with me.
>>57192843
Kill OP and then myself
>>57192843
>set up camps
>implent apartheid
>put all non whites in camps for minor offenses
>profit
>>57192843
make islam the official religion
start invading non-muslim territories
>>57192843
Ask the white house for orders
>federalize the EU, create unified military
>one EU embassy in each foreign country, instead of 30
>friendly to russia, iran and syria
>deport all non-Euro immigrants who have arrived since 2004
>immediately deport immigrant-origin criminals
>immigrant rioters are treated as terrorists
>remove birthright citizenship for all children whose parents are both foreign nationals, who have arrived since 1968
>no welfare for immigrants
>small cash grants for immigrants leaving for their home country, subsidize transport for gypsy emigration from Europe and for Jewish Aliyah
>bar the naturalization of non-Europeans, except through marriage and honorary citizenship
>ban international adoptions, "anarchist groups"(shit like open borders or anti-policing groups), burqas, undocumented immigration, printing of the Quran and the Islamic call to prayer
>close the European Court of Human Rights
>arrest George Soros
>remove bureaucratic limitations(like on fishing caps, milk production caps, food weighing, fruit shape and size limitations, etc.)
>keep taxation from 10-25% 3/4 years, with it rising 60% every fourth year
>natalist policies for native-born citizens(tax on childlessness, free babycare packages that include cribs, daycare for low income families, pro-family education, allow abortions but ban contraceptives)
>make illicit drug usage a public health issue, not a crime
>legalize marijuana continent-wide
>no american bases
>government funding for right wing populist organizations
>funding of churches
>recognition of christianity, judaism and atheism as part of europe's heritage
>allow for the universal right for rural residents to own rifles and shotguns
>EU handles who can get into Europe, member states just manage who can go inbetween their nations
>students are paid for good grades and continuous school attendence(to reduce child poverty)
>no entry into the continent for those who are on any sort of government watchlist for terrorism
>>57195587
>keep taxation from 10-25% 3/4 years, with it rising 60% every fourth year
what?
>>57195587
>bar the immigration of non-EU citizens
>create penal colony for terrorists in Greenland
>make prison about rehabilitation, not punishment
>refugees work, live and play in closed off rural environments, they are free to leave eirp[e at any time, but will be immediately repatriated once their country is no longer considered a warzone
>allow for suing of the media
>universal healthcare for citizens and for non-citizens under the age of 16
>seek to annex and de-Islamify western thrace(split between Bulgaria and Greece)
>make school testing optional
>allow for students to report their schools for political bias
>ban roadside billboards
>ban the construction of new mosques
>ban McDonalds
>make tarnishing national monuments a deportable offense for tourists(Chinese make a mess of Roman architecture, scribbling Mandarin characters into them and throwing trash everywhere)
>bar LGBT parades
>bar pre-surgery trandgender people from using bathrooms made for the opposite sex
>age of consent is 14, marriable age is 16
>build a big and beautiful wall in ceuta and melilla, make the African Union pay for it
r8 this plan to Make Europe Great Again
>>57195872
Taxation is raised to 60% every fourth year.
>>57196407
sounds retarded
>>57195587
That's some abstract kind of tax policy there m88.
>>57196531
elaborate
>>57196407
>>57195587
>ban McDonald's
I see you have a hate boner for American-led globalization, but I guess you are doing it for a good cause.
>>57196589
it basically means tax evasion every four years, who the fuck is gonna pay fucking 60%
>>57195587
>federalize the EU
stopped reading there
>>57196618
Or spending drops to nil every fourth year
Super retarded idea
Interracial breeding grounds.
kill myself
>>57192843
Disarm everyone by force including isis except for Russia.
>>57196879
/thread
>>57192901
Lol
>>57192843
Kill whites
>>57195587
>remove fishing caps
>>57192843
Raise taxes
>>57196963
nigger confirmed
Build a fuckton of houses.
I've read about how it is in Europe, the housing situation sounds fucking retarded. I'd build a fuckton of houses, let that bubble pop like a motherfucker, and leave a steaming hot turd for anyone who bought a house just to rent it out to others.
Fuck it, cheap housing for everyone's more important than preventing landlord tears, you know?
>>57197097
Segregation endorsing bigot! HHHHhIIIiIiSSSSSSSSSSSsSs
>Force all non-citizens to participate in a language test, those who fail are allowed 6 months to get their language skills to the appropriate level, otherwise they are deported.
>Ban any religious imagery and clothing not related to the country's official religion, if any.
>Ban halal meat, as halal butchering is a textbook case of animal cruelty
>Make Schengen only apply to european citizens
>Give back Kosovo to Serbia
>Deport every refugees who cannot prove out of all doubt that he is Syrian and that his life was at an immediate risk
>Force Denmark to give Hans Island to Canada
>Make safe-spaces in Universities illegal
>Force people to pass a test of knowledge because being allowed to vote
>>57192843
Making every European woman's dream a reality: open border immigration from African and Middle-Eastern countries while simultaneously beginning a mass deportation of any quasi-looking white immigrants in Europe.
>>57196762
>>57196618
3 years of low flat taxation, one year of high flat taxation, every 4 years.
Danes pay 30% year round at minimum, for example, with a progressive taxation rate of 55% at maximum.
Greeks, the most infamous tax cheats, pay 22% at minimum and 42% at max, while only about a quarter of the population commits tax evasion.
They'd both be paying less, on average, save for in that one fourth year. If one person were to pay their tax in the fourth year, they'd be paying the taxes of atleast 2 other people.
That is to say, even if only half the population paid it's taxes in that year, the income collected in taxes would 50% higher then the previous year.
This is however, my assumption on how this plan works. I got this plan from an Italian anon.
deport all middle easterns and africans
First order of business is creating a European Army fanatically loyal to me
Then deport/exterminate all muslims, doesn't matter which tbqh
Then I create my own cabinet, to rule Europe for me
Prime Minister:
Jimmie Åkesson
Finance/Economy Minister:
Beata Szydło
Interior Minister:
Marion le Pen
Justice Minister:
Viktor Orbán
Science Minister:
Frauke Petry
Education Minister:
Anders Breivik
Foreign Affairs Minister:
Melania Trump
Health Minister:
Nigel Farage
Defense Minister:
Geert Wilders
r8 my cabinet, no h8 please
>>57198008
>Finance/Economy Minister:
>Beata Szydło
>>57192946
Do you like failure?
>>57194376
Fuck off.
>>57198432
Fuck off
>>57192843
Make every European capital city centre a designated shitting area
Crete the Greater Icelandic Reich out of the Northern Isles, Greenland, Jan mayen, Baffin Island, Ellesmere island, Newfoundland and Labrador, and New Iceland. That would require invading Canada, so make Canada a European colony. Remove all non-whites, recolnise Africa and Arabia, bomb Israel and ban imports from China. Become best friends with President Trump.
Get rid of migrants
>>57193027
Kek'd
>>57192843
shut it down. shut it all down.
>>57195587
>>57196407
there were couple of ideas that werent outright retarded but you tried hard, so I wont resort to insulting you
>>57197218
Damn straight
>>57192843
>you are now in control of europe
end white race of course...
>>57192843
Marrie Frauke
>>57198445
Fuck off fuck off
>>57199497
I hope so.
>>57199497
Post more pls.
She's like a fuckable Trump.
>>57199497
I've seen pics of her legs. She has very nice thighs.
Would lick up and down/10
>>57199497
God I would give her as many Aryan babies as she wants.
>>57199744
She has 4 German children with a four eyed, unimposing guy.
Frauke could do a lot better, but she just wants to be bred.
>>57199825
Frauke + bb
>>57199825
I'll just stick to
>short hair
>>57199882
Happy?
>>57199916
Can I be father of babby #5? I'll gladly pay child support.
Resign
AAAAAAHH!! Such power is mine!
I'll build the First Hikkani-Autist State!
I'll start mass executions and repressions of normies and bydlo!! YEES!! It will be the perfect country!
>>57199916
not really
I'm difficult to satisfy
>>57195587
>remove bureaucratic limitations(like on fishing caps, milk production caps, food weighing, fruit shape and size limitations, etc.)
Some of your ideas were solid.
This was the single dumbest thing I've ever read.
GG starving to death.
