You sit in your living room waiting for pizza you ordered 40
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You sit in your living room waiting for pizza you ordered 40 minutes ago. You hear the bell, open the door and see this friendly lookin' fella with your pizza and blood on his sword. He says
>Salam aleykum, as a member of sharia police I had to make sure that your pizza is halal. I shall open the box right now and if I find any haram stuff down there I will chop your head off, inshallah! Also, that'll be 19.99 plus tip.
He then proceeds to open the pizza box. What do you do?
Hand him a 20, tell him to keep the change, then watch him get on his flying carpet float his ass back to Agrabah.
>>57187438
That's a Sikh you fucking idiot.
>>57187718
how new are you, brittit?
>>57187438
Firstly, he's a Sikh.
But if that were to happen, I'd tell him to get his life sorted out, and join the Islamist reformists.
*rolls my eyes*
looks like we hav another pussy boy tryin to be hard -.-
*takes out my butterfly knife*
*s tabs u in the neck*
*u bleed out on the floor*
nothin personnel kid
*puts in my ipod playing linkin park and walk away*
You sit in your living room waiting for pizza you ordered 40 minutes ago. You hear the bell, open the door and see this friendly lookin' fella with your pizza and blood on his sword. He says
>Privyet tovarish, as member of Luhansk People's Republic I have making sure your pizza not western. I shall open box now and if find any non-ruskiy stuff down there I will put 7.62 in your filthy western head God bless Putin! Also, that'll be 3 rubles
He then proceeds to open the pizza box. What do you do?
>>57187438
Sikhs are bro-tier
>>57187438
Sikhs are bro-tier senpai.
>>57187855
Enjoy the free pizza
>>57188091
>>57188102
Haha epic meme /b/rothers
>>57188102
Das right, White boi.
>>57188167
Are you trying to say that they aren't? Literally the only non bro-tier thing they've ever done was blow up that plane that one time
>>57187815
*skates away on heelies*
>>57188220
>Sikh rapes
"no"
>>57188229
Rather them, than filthy sandniggers with their violent moongod religion.
>>57188229
I'm actually ok with this.
>>57188546
t. Rajeet Singh
>>57187438
>cover his face with my pepper spray
>jump on his head a bit, i dont want to kill him
>fuck him with my horsedildo
>make good movie
>get lot of dorars for it and free pizza
>>57188455
>sand niggers
You do realise the Sikhs are middle eastern, right?
>>57188229
>manly
>hardworking
>cultured
>due to the bro-tier nature of his religion he is probably a nice guy
What's the problem here?
>>57187855
Top fucking kek
Shoot him
>>57188991
They come from the Punjab region of India/Pakistan, so they're more like pooinlooers than sandniggers.
>>57187438
let him, because I ordered a vegetarian pizza
also sikhs = bro-tier
>>57187438
That's a Sikh.
>>57187438
Im a Muslim but I eat pork so I always get peperonni. Hopefully he will spare me if I can recite some surahs (I only know like 4)
>>57191421
I like you, lad.
DUDE DIDN'T YOU KNOW?
SIKHS ARE BRO-TIER
>>57187438
*unsheathes katana*
Nothing personnel
*Tips fedora*
>>57188991
>Australian geography
>>57188991
>australian education
>>57187438
Oh, you again.
Still haven't figured out the difference between a Sikh and Muslim, or are you just trolling?
>>57191421
>Pepperoni
Breh.
Fuck your bad vibes.
Order sausage next time instead.
