Does any qt girl want American citizenship?
Please, I am 100% serious.
I will fly you here and give you money to go to school or do whatever, just please be my gf.
You don't even have to have sex with me I just want care for someone or, if you're really comfortable, maybe we can hold hands, but if you're not that's okay, I swear I won't pressure you into doing anything. I can clean and learn to cook your native cuisine for you too, just please I'm so lonely.
Ok, you don't even have to be qt.
Anyone, literally ANYONE from ANYWHERE.
>>57184770
This is so sad anon, what's your problem finding girls?, are you ugly or fat?
>>57184770
Order a Russian bride.
>>57185082
I'm not fat, I actually work out, but I'm a manlet and probably like a -20/10 since every girl I've ever asked out has rejected me.
>>57185174
I tried once and she stopped replying to my emails after I sent her $5k to come visit me.
>>57185308
I am anyone, send me $5k
>>57184770
Post pic :3
i'm qt but i'm a man
can i apply?
>>57185641
No, get a job
>>57184770
girl here
how tall are you and how much money do you have
>>57184770
Describe yourself, how do you look like, are you obese?
Whay kind of interests do you have?
Do you have any weird sexual fetishes?
What's the size of your benis in cm?
t. grill
>>57185425
At least she was able to fill my heart with hope that someone could love me for 3 whole weeks. To me that was worth it actually and I'm not mad at her.
But I'm not letting myself fall for this truck again. If you come live with me I'll pay for anything you need, but I wont send money overseas again.
>>57185308
>I tried once and she stopped replying to my emails after I sent her $5k to come visit me.
pls give me ur email, I'm 100% qt nerdy grill I swear.
>>57185880
what if you are a serial killer in search of victims?
>>57185790
I'm 1,87 and I have about €88 in my pocket right now , what can we do with that?
>>57185308
Dude I'm fucking 5'4" and women like me lmao. I obviously am not preferred over tall men, but still, what are you doing senpai? Just keep engaging them in convo till something sticks. Your manlet genes still exist today for a reason
>>57186006
lmao poorfag
>>57185641
Honestly? Maybe, but you have to dress up like a woman in front of my family because they are very bigoted.
>>57185790
5'9" and I make 60k a year
I don't spend any of it though, and if you need more I can get another job.
>>57185976
I can give you a gun so you feel more comfortable knowing you can shoot me if I start acting too creepy.
>>57184770
This is pathetic.
>>57186172
>make 60k a year
Prove it.
Girl here: don't beg for love anon, if you're a good person you will find someone someday, but good things are hard to get, you know.
Go oitside, make friends, and if you're too autistic for it I can recommend interpals or any other dates related sites, but here people will bully you.
>>57186172
Post of a pic of yourself
>>57186172
>but you have to dress up like a woman in front of my family because they are very bigoted.
discarded f.am, you had the chance
>>57186131
>and women like me lmoa
>>57184770
1.Go to Russia
2.Buy a large black german car
3.Get a suit
4.Find a club
5.Pick one girl
6.???
7.PROFIT
>>57186382
It's not that much money that it needs proof твн
>>57186453
I can't.
But just imagine the ugliest person you've ever met and double it.
>>57186458
I'm sorry it didn't work out too.
5'9 manlet here
taking anyone, really
why OP doesn't respond ;-;
>>57186607
>>57186690
Russian girls are evil, sorry.
I will talk to Ukrainians though.
>>57185308
the whole notion of being a "manlet" and letting size get you down is retarded. What is "manlet" to you, like, how short are you actually? It's all about being confident and not letting things like that bring you down. If you're always self-conscious about yourself, people pick up on it.
Height is one thing that I really don't understand why people get so self-conscious about it. No one can control their height, so I don't see why it should be so hard to either come to terms with it or just not give a fuck. Apparently 5'9" is short by male standards but I honestly don't give a spacefaring fuck about it.
>>57186665
Dude, just come to Eastern Europe for a small vacation and pick a girl up and get her a green card. You could get any girl you want if she knew you made 60k and you could take her to the US.
b8 thread
ABANADON
>>57186744
No, I'm not like the other one, I'm nerdy and kind cuz I post here.
>>57184770
>>57186744
the same works in any poor slavic country
>>57186172
Fuck dude you're self conscious over 5'9"?? get over yourself man, it's not your height it's your self-confidence in general. this is not the way to go, hombre
>>57186786
60k is poorfag here
you literally cannot live in a city with only 60k
but i guess eastern europeans don't know that
>>57186802
I bet you're this >>57185897 poster just trying to scam me.
>>57186882
Maybe not a major city, but I wouldn't say 60k is ultimately poorfag level. Although it depends how old you are i guess
Girls are great at sensing desperation, when I was depressed and drinking too much and reclusive and basically not a functioning human being at all outside of college classes I had girls all over me
and when I got my shit together a bit and said hurrr I need a girlfriend now I had no luck at all
>>57186885
I was just joking. You, Americans, suppose to have sense of humour jeez.
>>57187029
faggot
>>57186977
I don't even drink. I did everything I was supposed to, to fix my life , worked out and got a higher paying job, but I'm still in the exact same place. Literally anyone else in my position would be happy and found love by now, but I'm an absolute failure I guess.
>>57186665
I don't care, post a picture of yourself
>>57187220
You need to stop putting so much emphasis on it and trying to force it. It's what I literally just figured out. There's nothing wrong with getting out there and trying things or doing things that put you in a position to meet people (taking classes, interest groups, etc.) but when you make it a cornerstone of your life's purpose, then of course it's going to make you nothing but depressed. Until you can be (for the most part) happy with yourself/on your own, you'll never truly be ready for a fulfilling relationsihp
>Op says he wants a gf for a greencard
>doesn't post email
Another burger b8, let's go, gurls.
>>57186977
>I had girls all over me
how does that even make sense you faggot
I'm depressed and reclusive and only go outside to drive to work, I should be literally swimming in poon by now
>>57184770
I'll dress as a girl if you want
>>57184770
>I just want care for someone or, if you're really comfortable, maybe we can hold hands
I can be you friend, we can travel, play games, watch movies or whatever, but i am guy, there is many pros of choosing guy as your companion(?).
Btw i have two sisters, they can visit us :3
>>57187363
I was happy alone for 23 years and nothing ever happened. Then it just made me depressed so I looked for answers.
I was told I have to work for things, so I spent 2 years improving myself and nothing happened. And now you're telling me just not to care?
>>57187511
[email protected]
>>57187353
If you want to see a picture, that means you have standards and will probably laugh at me.
>>57186744
Ukrainian qt(my mom told) here, ask your questions.
>>57187807
Will you marry me?
>>57187845
I need to know that you are good person.
>>57187696
no i'm unironically curious how you look like
you're probably another one of those /r9k/ fags that calls themselves ugly but it's probably because you have zero self confidence and a shitty personality and confidence
>>57187807
Don't marry the other guy, marry me instead. I'm shorter and probably fatter than him.
Also post pic.
>>57187696
I'm not saying you shouldn't care, just that you shouldn't pin your whole identity on finding love. So you are 23? same here man, but you don't see me in any rush. My brother didn't get married till he was 30, my Aunt not until she was like, 40. Things happen in their own time, and until then, short of putting yourself out there and mingling with people when you can, its just gonna handicap you to put this much emphasis on it. Have you tried online dating or anything like that?
>>57186397
Show white feet :3
>>57187696
>Don't want to give them your real email? Use a temporary email. No registration, lasts 60 mins
why did you give such email? :|
>>57187909
I have never gotten drunk, done drugs, or been in trouble with the police. I care a lot about the environment and build houses for birds and volunteer sometimes. I am no saint, but I like helping people if they need help like if someone's car won't start, i learned how to fix basic car stuff so I can try to help.
>>57188015
Show ur teeth :3
>>57187972
>>57188183
>I have never gotten drunk
You should at least fix this
>>57188316
Where can I send you my bank account information
>>57188316
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>>57188316
Would you pound my butthole for Canadian citizenship?
>>57185790
I'm 212cm, 105€ in my pocket rn
22cm benis
>>57188316
Wow , you are too qt for me actually.
Some other alpha would steal you from me really fast.
>>57188457
Drake pls
>>57184770
femanon here
OP post pic
>>57188316
vocaroo
>>57184770
You're cute, anon. I'm not a girl, but I'd grow my hair out for you if the offer is still up :3
>There are no emails present in the inbox right now.
Hmm if I ever needed a girl to pretend to be my gf for an event, like a business dinner or a gala, which board should I start soliciting in?
I reckon /cgl/? Seems to have the highest proportion of women on 4chan.
>>57184770
Why are you so lonely? There are so many girls in the US...
>>57188688
>>57185790
>tfw no dutch gf taller than you to bully you around
This thread is depressing
>>57189863
I'm genuinely grinning, lurking is bearing fruit tonight.
I'm a grill btw.
>>57184770
>>57187220
GO TO THERAPY YOU PATHETIC FUCK
>>57188989
There's none that would even look at me for 2 minutes though.
>>57191270
I'm sure there's blind qts.
>>57188316
hey i saw that one on 2chan
here's the other pic
>>57191446
She looks like a perfect 10.
>>57191446
she looks like my mom
>>57191856
post mummy
>>57188183
>I have never gotten drunk
