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>>57173922
>denne
>tråden
dude grammatik lmao
>>57173284
Basically the joke of this comic is that dumb monkeys/people have always called creative and intelligent monkeys/people gays.
>ETHNIC SWEDES
>dansker må lage /skandi/ fordi de er for få til å holde /danmarktråden/ i live
Elsker hver latter fåvæ
NORGE!!! KVÄÄÄÄÄ!!!!! STÄMMER DETTA?!!!!!!
>>57173971
Ah, like how Finns call Swedes gay?
If i wanted to learn Nordic language which would be easiest/most useful? All i know is that Danish is really hard, and that Norwegian is the original language (?)
>>57173991
Varför följer du efter oss?!
>>57174020
Nei, dere er bare bög
>>57173995
>antyder at norgetråden ikke er ren soppel
>>57174058
>Norwegian is the original language
>>57173995
Jeg klager ikke. Fǿr /skandi/ dǿde som et jevnlig fenomen som fǿlge av /sverigetråden/ og senere /norgetråden/ holdt den jevnt over hǿyere kvalitet enn dem begge.
>>57174020
Only 30% of Finns calls Swedes gay actually, the rest are civilized enough to know being gay is a cool thing.
Jag har rätt, du har fel. Motbevisa detta.
>>57174058
Swedish has the most speakers(10 mil) while danish and norwegian have 5 mil.
>norwegian is the original language
lolwat
>>57174170
I am not gay. I like pussy! I fuck many women. I think of pussy now, pekka. Mmmm pussy
Fuck off
>>57174015
det stemmer
>>57173254
grækenland mentioned
>>57174267
SVIKARE!!! SLÄPP IN MIIIIGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>57173964
Ikke gidd å svar om du ikke kan norsk
>>57174240
>Mmmm pussy
>Licks minge
Är du bög eller nånting?
>>57174058
Isländska är originalspråket.
>>57173964
Dette
Hvor fanden har nordmændene lært deres grammatik regler henne, hvis ikke fra Danmark og Sverige?
>>57174498
danska är PENERE än norska.
>>57174305
H E L L A S
E
L
L
A
S
>>57174540
>yunanistan
>yewnanistan
>al-yunan
vad fan?
>>57174058
My impression is that everyone get swedes except for Icelandic people.
Icelandic is the original. More so than our German languages anyway.
Also Sweden has the majority of Scandinavians.
im eating pizza
im drinkiing milk
>>57174305
Is this true?
en fråga för svenska:
vad tycker du om
finnor
norrmän
danskar
>>57174540
All right. Word Hellas is near with Helladas. And here, word Ellada is too well known, thanks to Elladish myths.
>>57174015
Det stemmer. Dere har virkelig bæsja på leggen, og vi har ikke tenkt til å lide konsekvensene av det. Feltmarskalk Breivik slapp ut av fengsel for seks måneder siden, og overser nå konstruksjonen av 23 strategisk plasserte militære knutepunkt i tilfelle dere prover å krysse grensen. På lang sikt vil vi bygge en mur.
>>57174498
ikke gidd å svar om du ikke kan norsk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWGsQigMzRc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
>>57174725
>finnar
Bor för långt bort för att jag ska ha en åsikt om dem
>norrmän
Ingen skillnad mellan svenskar och norrmän favä
>danskar
Tjockisar
>>57174624
>>57174672
Idk i remember hearing something about Norwegian being the OG language, maybe it was in relation to English? So Icelandic is the first language and other are dialects? Is it difficult to learn? Pretty much every Skandi language will be useless to me but i have lot of free time and i really like nordic history
>>57174802
Selvfolgelig kan jeg forstå jer. Men hvis hverken Sverige eller Danmark har lært jer jeres grammatik regler, hvem fanden har så?
>>57174811
>Ingen skillnad mellan svenskar och norrmän favä
>dette er hva svensker tror
Aldri snakk til meg eller mine oljepenger igjen
>>57174884
Du är inte längre välkommen i Strömstad, Ole
>>57174865
Er ikke noe språkekspert, men kan hende vi så til eldre kilder enn moderne dansk og svensk som del av det nasjonalistiske opprǿr.
Eller bare tok grunn i dialekter.
>>57174785
>Feltmarskalk Breivik slapp ut av fengsel for seks måneder siden, og overser nå konstruksjonen av 23 strategisk plasserte militære knutepunkt i tilfelle dere prover å krysse grensen. På lang sikt vil vi bygge en mur.
>Norge kan inte bestämma sig för antingen bokmål eller nynorsk
???
>>57174928
Men hvem ellers skal kjöpe baconet ditt?
>>57174811
>finland
>för långt
bor du i en grotta eller vad?
jeg har ikke kjæreste
>>57174884
>>57174928
>dkn Ola kör sin Tesla till gränsen för att handla
>dkn det finns inga ställen att tanka el
>>57174840
Icelandic is very far from us now. I can read individual words maybe sometimes but I can't make out an entire sentence. They also have a different set of characters.
I'd go with Swedish if you have to learn a Scandinavian language.
>>57174840
Icelandic and faroese are the insular scandinavian languages, they're the closest to old norse, they both have 4 cases and 3 genders. Norwegian, danish and swedish are the mainland scandinavian languages, their grammar is much simpler. They have no cases and 2 genders. The mainland scandinavian languages are mutually intelligible with eachother but not to the insular scandinavian languages
>>57175161
Det är närmare till Skottland än till Helsingfors där jag bor
>>57175089
Nynorsk er muntlig nærmere vestlandsdialekter, mens bokmål er nærmere ǿstlandsdialekter. Er ikke noe vits å tvinge folk å skrive på en måte de ikke snakker, så vi har to skriftspråk ut av respekt. Ideelt skulle jeg likt om vi kunne ha hatt ett språk, men det ville nok vært for drastisk.
>>57175219
Skal vi danne klubb?
>>57175219
>>57175373
Vad är bergensk muntligt närmare?
>>57175266
Norwegian has three genders, though. Only the Bergen dialect is an exception, due to heavy Hanseatic influence.
>>57175504
Teknisk sett nynorsk ville jeg sagt, men de fleste der bruker bokmål.
Västnordiska språk>Östnordiska språk
>>57175814
Hva er lilla på kartet?
>>57175886
Blandning tror jag
>>57175219
har aldri hatt kjæreste
siste gangen jeg holdt en jente i hånden var da vi gikk to og to på barneskolen
>>57175814
Hví? Kanst tú geva eina frágreiðing?
Im gonna try out Norwegian i think.
How did the icelandic language separate so much from the others?
>>57175814
Rip norn
>>57175980
>>How did the icelandic language separate so much from the others?
Icelandic is viking language: Swedish, Norwegian and Danish are cuck languages.
Why do Swedes pretend to hate Norwegians and Danes? Anyone can tell it's just a fake meme hate
>>57175980
Icelandic has changed the least because we have always been isolated on an island
>>57176085
just like the finns hate sweden meme
>>57175980
Iceland and the Faroes are basically the last strongholds of a once strong and proud Norwegian civilization from when we still wuz KANGZ and spoke real manly viking languages. I guess it helps being isolated and neglected for centuries.
>>57176193
Tee hee
>>57176234
delet
>>57176184
Finns have legitimate reasons for disliking Swedes though although most don't. In a poll 70% of Finns thought the Swedish language is a part of Finnish culture, that's how cucked we are.
>>57176234
this picture is offensive pls delete
>>57176268
>Finns have legitimate reasons for disliking Swedes though
>muh imaginary shoah of da finnish race
>skanditråd
>ingen pratar sitt eget språk
VARENDA JÄVLA GÅNG! KVÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
>>57176275
Hur många barn på Island heter Curtisson?
>>57176336
Vi må være åpne og inklusive for våre utenlandske venner, Svennebass :^)
>>57176193
Are all nords descendants of Iceland or only Norwegians?
I thought Vikings lived in modern day Scandinavia too
>>57176336
Nákvæmlega, allt morandi í einhverjum enskumælandi lúðum.
>>57176414
>>Are all nords descendants of Iceland or only Norwegians?
>>descendants of iceland
KEK
>>57176336
Engelska är ett universalt språk, så det är det enklaste språket att kunna använda att kommunicera med folk.
>>57176414
>Are all nords descendants of Iceland or only Norwegians?
It's the other way around you doof
>>57176448
i meant of people living there zzzz
>>57176396
Jeg vet det ikke, sandsynligsvis 50.
>>57176414
Okay here's how it goes. You have vikings and they live all over the place. Then some of them go to an island and they stay there.
Meanwhile the rest of us actually evolve out of mud huts, while the island monkies remain a relic of the past.
>>57176336
Brandin skal eg mær bitran brýna,
skjöldur mín skal sum sólin skína.
Brynjuna skal eg av stáli smíða,
hjálmin skal eg við gulli prýða.
Öksin breið við hyrnum stórum,
skaftið sett við silvurdjórum.
Langskip stórt eg byggi mær,
flóta skal ikki betri far.
Tað skal tola störstu sjógvar,
trygt á botni og turt til bógvar.
Sum falkur skjótt tað fer á bárum
við segli og seksti eikiárum.
Borð og bond úr besta evni,
bogið sporl og drekastevni.
Reyðgylt hövd sum eldur skínur,
eygu glógva, gronin grínur.
Seglið seymað reytt og blátt,
veðurringar leika hátt.
Mannað væl við dreingjum reystum,
brynjaðir í málmi bestum.
>>57176579
> while the island monkies remain a relic of the past
worth
>>57176579
fuck off cuck lord
>>57176579
Við héldum bara í hefðir okkar á meðan þið drápust úr plágunni.
>>57176414
Icelandics are descendants of Norwegian vikings and female Irish slaves. Mainland Scandinavians are descendants of pussy-ass farmers and vikings who returned to the motherlands for whatever reason, in combination with other mainland yuropoors who cucked us.
>>57176767
Neat, gotta check out the icelandic then
>>57176961
It's a pretty useless language, 300,000 speakers, and you would learn danish, norwegian and swedish much faster
>>57176961
Keep in mind that only about 300K people worldwide speaks it.
>>57174865
>grammatik regler
>prover å belære andre om deres grammatiske evner
>klarer ikke engang å skrive sitt eget språk riktig.
>>57175352
skånebög
>>57177107
If i ever go to skandinavia i would speak english anyways. I travel in train every day for 90 minutes and i just browse 4chhan so might do something that helps my brain instead
>>57177275
Please, don't speak english to us
It's rude t b h
>>57177223
Haha, jeg opdagede det godt.
>>57177343
Well im not going anytime soon, 2poor and 2scared of muslims
>>57173254
I always knew that high test wasn't a meme.
>>57177472
Me to
My county is cucking me to hell :'(
>"""""refugees"""""" get 30-days bus-card for free
REEEEEEE
>>57177472
Just go north its too cold there for them anyways
southern Sweden is doomed
>>57177583
Northern Sweden is cucked.
>>57177632
then where does middle Sweden fit in?
>>57177677
Svealand är de som förstör allt.
Frihet åt Götaland!
>>57177677
>Södra
>Mest cuckad
>Mellan
>Cuckad
>Norra
>Minst cuckad
>>57177583
I heard you cant even wear clothes with swedish flag cause its offensive to refugees?
>>57177746
Hela Sverige är hanrejat, dock är SD större i Götaland. Norrlänningar är ju fortf kommunister.
>>57177810
Prata inte med mig eller min son igen.
>>57177810
It's true. The cross is too offensive, and will probably be outlawed soon.
I wonder what the new design for the flag will be.
>>57177810
w-what? :O
Maybe in some shitty school or something
>>57174058
Icelandic is the closest living relative of old Norse. Most modern scandinavian languages (Danish and the other two) bear no resemblance to the original language
>>57177873
We will have to go back to the original
>>57177873
is the cross in your flags christian influence?
Hvordan er vejret i Skandinavia?
>>57178217
Klockan är ju 20 för fanden.
>>57178216
Yes
>>57178217
Overskyet, for nettop en snobyge over her.
>>57178217
MÖRKT
som framtiden :'(
>>57177906
>bear no resemblance to the original language
This isn't true. Most of our vocabulary descends from it, and they are obviously more related than other Germanic languages. It's different, sure, but that's what 1000 years does to you (unless you're completely isolated from the outside world). Anyway, for comparison:
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprachvergleich_anhand_des_Vaterunsers#Vergleichstabelle_germanischer_Sprachen
Interestingly enough, the Swedish prayer is the closest, although I'd say nynorsk is the actual language closest to actual Old Norse of the current modern Scandinavian ones, but their prayer seems heavily revised.
>>57178217
Overskyet, 4 varmegrader.
I have heard finns complain that Swedish salmiakki is fake, is that true?
I har för mycket træer, send dem til os
>>57178217
Våren kommer, sakte men sikkert.
>>57178723
I'd never put anything Swedish in my mouth
You scandifags make me sick. You think you're so fucking special and you're the coldest, most autistic people on /int/ by far.
>>57178866
>norsk natur for maur
>>57179056
>>You think you're so fucking special and you're the coldest, most autistic people on /int/ by far.
Thanks. I'm pale, autistic and shameful of it.
>>57179056
What's that? Sorry but your HDI is too low for me to understand you.
>>57178723
Eh, they're probably all made in the same factory anyway.
If you want "proper" old-fashioned salmiakki, you can get it at pharmacies. It's more expensive and doesn't really taste any better but enthusiasts are retards.
>laks til middag
>>57179056
We have french king, please take him back.
>>57179310
>laks
BARE
>>57179310
>laks istället för orret
vgh
>>57179406
>Han gillar inte lax
VAD GÖR HAN
>>57178375
this was always weird to me, Vikings were so proud of their religion, wanted to die in battle so they can feast in Valhalla.
Then they just went for the dude on the cross wtf
>>57179382
At least the royal line is getting enriched by Daniel "Forest Finn" Westling.
>>57179549
>religion
>vikings
ebin
>>57179406
Hva er det du antyder?
>>57179458
>ǿrret
Nei ass, jeg liker faktisk fisk som har god og kraftig smak i motsetning til smårollinger som deg.
>>57179593
i mean, wasnt the odin and all stuff about gods religion?
>>57179549
The Norwegian king forced Icelanders to become christians
>>57179679
but why, why would norwegian king be christian
>>57179654
>odin
>religion
?
>>57179556
*Boxer-Robert
>>57179711
Churches = moneys
>>57179382
Bernadotte var en bra kung
slog däng på Danmark och fick loss Norge ifrån dem
>>57179732
wait. Wasnt Odin like the main God? Didnt vikings asked for blessing and stuff? Did HBO lie to me?
>>57179711
Olaf the Holy became enlightened, and made sure to slam that shit into everyone.
>>57179883
read Gylfaginning instead of listening to some HBO bullshit.
>>57179775
/pol/ was right again....
>>57179883
>He watches the HBO series
Poor lad. Watch this instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQgoGccHJD4
>>57179871
Däng och däng vet jag inte, men det funkade.
Nuvarande kung sitter stilla och se Sverige gå under. Det hade inte Gustav III eller Karl X/XI/XII gjort.
>>57179938
So, the Vikings, the raping stealing conquering Vikings had no religion?
>>57179955
Whats the general opinion in the Skandinavia about it? Here lot of people love it, the actor of Ragnar is badass, and the qt blonde girls everywhere help too
>>57180068
>>Here lot of people love it, the actor of Ragnar is badass, and the qt blonde girls everywhere help too
Everyone hates it. All the actors are Australian bogans except for one Swedish actor.
>>57180068
just keep in mind that the TV series Vikings is ahistoric af
>>57180014
Nope det stämmer men Gustaf släkten var rätt kass förutom Gustaf den tredje så Bernadotte gav lite frisk vind i landet
Carolus kungarna och Gustav II Adolf förblir mina favoriter
>>57180068
I kinda like it as entertainment, but it's not historic in the least, and the armor among other things hurts my autism. I was also laughing my ass off at the attempt at Scandinavian geography in the series.
friendly reminder that this man is the rightful king of finland
>>57180309
Wait. Is that?
>>57180309
>some inbred German twink who's balding well ahead of schedule
Nah senpai
Kender i nogle skandi onion links?
>>57180488
http://rokokoposten.dk/
>dfn /gfd/rr/ er lort
BARE
>>57180488
Hvordan er det at du kan tale dansk
>>57180847
>dfn når du vil aldri ha en höy amazonjv
>>57180933
hvordan er det DU kan tale dansk?
>>57180369
must be nice to have a husband with 3 bastard children including a nigger
>>57181137
FUCK
>>57181357
MIT
>>57181547
LORT
>>57181601
OP
>>57181163
Har lært det gennem min dansk kæreste
>>57181834
>dansk kæreste
BARE
>>57181698
FAMILIE
>>57181866
KNULL
>>57182858
MEG
>>57183000
e-en avtale er en avtale
>>57183097
stäng igen gylfen nu Bjorn
hi where are the lutfisk
>>57175219
tilfredsstillende
>>57176414
I hate to break it to you, but viking wasn't an ethnicity or anything like that. Farmers and fishers would occasinally go raiding to get rich or just make ends meet, sometimes to trade aswell, but in no way were Vikins ever considered a people.
>>57174610
niec
Jeg har det så varmt
>>57183407
lutefisk, er du snill
>>57183707
mener du at du er opphisset eller?
Slurker i meg en sen kopp kaffe sånn at jeg kan dromme litt raskere i natt
>>57183707
måske går det bedre med en parafasering.....er du blevet liderlig eller?
>>57184125
Letland?
>>57184015
får man våte drommer om man drikker kaffe for sengetida?
>>57184015
Alt du oppnår er å forstyrre REM-sǿvnen din hvis du i det hele tatt får sove.
>>57184186
nettopp
>>57184218
nei.
>>57184261
nei.
Torsdag är ärtsopp och pannkaks dagen, hoppas ni allihopa har gjort rätt för er
>>57184332
blev sallad idag favä
>>57184332
nei.
>>57173254
Scandinavia is Finnic clay
>>57184431
>>57184572
Hvis du interesser dig for cykel sport så kender mit hold
>>57184739
Vi kaster med sten og fejrer med koste!
>>57184431
>Kom hjem fra påske onsdag
>Vurdere å kjope isberg, ost og noen greier
>Vurderer å ete salat med masse hjemmelagd dressing i 3-4 dager
Ja, nei?
>>57184332
Ble ikke pannkaker i dag. Tar det igjen med grot på lordag.
>>57187243
Grot er ikke middag REEEE!!!
Fuck. Im in Denmark now
>>57187717
Welcome, Achmed. Remember not to touch the girls
>>57187409
Men grot er godt.
>>57187409
DETTA
>>57184332
köttfärslimpa med potatismos, börjat tröttna på ärtsoppa ärligt
Hvordan sier jeg runke på færoysk?
