>There are fourteen year olds losing their virginity right now
>I haven't even kissed a girl
LMAO
>>57171799
Who cares
Become an expert in something and waste your time appropriately
>go on bus
>two black kids are bragging about their girlfirends to each other
>I'm 30 years old and haven't been hugged by a girl for two years
hahaha savage banter lads rekt
>tfw I been having regular sex with several people and haven't gotten a dry week since since summer of 2015
>>57172303
Fuck you ;_;
>I will never marry and impregnate a 14 y.o. girl
>>57171799
>You will never take the virginity of a 14 year old
>>57171799
Why do you do this?
>There are Syrian refugees who have already had sex with pretty blonde dutch girls
>Meanwhile im a 26 yo virgin
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP SENPAI
>>57172398
they already have been m8
>my kids will soon start their own sexual lives
>meanwhile I have never had sex
>>57172686
>my kids
>I have never had sex
What
>>57172781
>tfw your wifes son loses his virginity before you
>>57171799
>22
>lost my virginity a week ago with a 20yo virgin grill
>it was awkward as fuck and the saddest part of it all is that the result is definitely not worth the effort it takes to get there
welp
remind me how is it like being a virgin
>>57172811
>>57172781
my kids just mean the kids you raise stop being bigoted you racist it's 2016 already ugh I can't even right now
>>57172811
>tfw gay
>I've fuck 3 quite hot guys in the last month
>I've a fuckbuddy that I can call anyday at any time I want, and he would come over with pizza
>I currently have 6 guys lowkey hitting on me that I could fuck if I make the smallest effort
I don't even use hook up apps, this is all from just going out and being out there
Anon, why do you insist on that being straight non-sense? Why do you pander to females?
>be me
>be 24 years old kissless handholdless hugless virgin DYEL manlet
ONE COULD NOT POSSIBLY CONCEIVE SUCH AN OUTCOME
>>57173503
It's not my fault i find females attractive
I do nothing but 4chan and masturbate anymore.
>live in one of the most normie countries in the world
>Spanish guys famous for being hot and loved by the ladies
>haven't even hugged a girl
>>57174532
If at least we had the excuse of being nordics
>>57172811
>>57173503
I'm straight but if you're a cute femboi I want t fucc u familia
>>57174532
It's difficult living by the name. Guess we will to travel to the north
>"lose" virginity to girl
>"lose" because I did enter her, but got flaccid and neither of us came
Authoring such an excrement is impossible!
>>57174532
>tfw southern Europe is literally normieland
>Had tons of sex in high school
>Haven't had any since
>>57171856
Ameriburger trying to rip off Bukowski
>>57175022
Same except the high school park
>>57175002
Try living in south america aka Normie: The continent
"Teenage love" is a spook.
>normies at work are verbally sharing their experiences in sexual activities
>I get coaxed into the the discussion
>>57175305
I tought everyone in funland is autistic
>>57171799
This thread make my realize that /int/ is /r9k/ with flags
>>57175166
Yeah s. America is basically s. Europe on steroids on that matter.
>>57175368
Autism has multiple levels
>>57175413
That's all of 4chan, though /int/ is the most normie board of all
>>57175211
yer mum is a spook
>>57175211
The spirit is a spook
>>57175503
/b/ is the most normie board tho
>tfw getting laid once every week
>it's not with a white girl
>>57175884
At least you are getting laid Achmed
>>57175884
If she's Hispanic or Japanese then it might be okay
>>57171799
>I wake up every day resenting the fact that I am still alive
YOU COULD NOT MAKE THIS UP
>>57175884
The swedish government hasn't assigned you a designated white woman after you emigrated ?
>>57175948
>>57175918
i switch between three nigger girls, they're very hot.
but they're not white.
>>57176077
I can't see the problem.
>>57173503
I don't understand this meme. I'm gay too, but I'm still a virgin.
>>57176129
they're not white. i am white myself, but i've never had sex with anyone white. i don't know how.
>>57176249
Obtain large numbers of cash
>>57176249
I love whites. Pls fuck me.
>20 years old
>haven't had sex yet
it's alright lads, we're all going to make it
>>57176330
what are the chances of finding a nice, down to earth christian girl with good morals in Canada
>>57176389
Very low
>>57176389
Anywhere but the major cities (Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver etc.) They're all filled with arabs and hipsters and feminists
You might want to look in Rural ontario or somewhere out west. They are there.
Last Night
>"I don't want to hook up with you anymore"
>Comes over gets fucked
>Didn't cum
girls suck anons youre not missing anything
>>57176514
>>girls suck anons youre not missing anything
I just want to feel a pussy one time. Just once is enough. I just want to experience it. Preferrably a virgin girl.
>Be shut-in since school due to extreme bullying especially by gang members
>Develop severe asocial thoughts and behaviors, now I cannot stand people enjoying life, smiling, laughing. Hate the sound of people eating, hate bodily functions more than anything
>Cant enjoy sex anyways due to chronic low testosterone (less than 400ng/dl) and circumcision at birth ruining dick
>My *ENTIRE* social life is literally steam friends, 1 coworker, parents and 4chan and my cat
>Make 10 dollars an hour because I have 0, zero, nunca, null, sifr job skills and a liberal arts degree from shit college
>Extreme internet bullying has destroyed my mood and caused extreme depression]
>For first time in life, slowly getting fat (up to 90kg at 196cm, was 85 last year)
>When someone is especially hateful to us I have to take some opiates to numb bully pain
>Cant stand hearing foreign lanuages or English/Aussie accents because I get crippling agony wishing I was born abroad to live a good life
>Not allowed to commit suicide until parents are gone
>>57176566
Good luck finding a pussy that hasn't been ravaged by Tyrones or Ahmed's cock.
>>57176593
>I cannot stand people enjoying life, smiling, laughing.
Are you me?
>>57176593
whats liberal arts degree?
>>57176244
Niether do I
He probably is a bar slut or something
>>57176956
I got a degree in international relations from a shit college
KILL
ME
NOW
>>57177161
I'd like large fries and a milkshake please
>>57177161
but whats "liberal arts"? there is not even a wiki page on croatian and I'm to lazy to read it on english
>>57177293
People use it to refer to degrees that are not STEM ones.
>>57177161
>mfw finishing a arts degree
>all i ever wanted was to make comics and inspire loosers like myself and give life to my autismo world
>still don't know how to draw shit
>there's no point in taking master's degree cause art colleges in my country are a joke
>i will end up at cleaning toilets and i'll never make a comic that will see the light of the day
At this point, my only source of happiness is getting heavily drunk and escape into the internet and vidya.
>>57176593
>Cant stand hearing foreign lanuages or English/Aussie accents because I get crippling agony wishing I was born abroad to live a good life
Don't worry anon, if you were born here you'd be just as pathetic
Being a socially inept khv here is pure torture
>>57178141
But I would be loved on the internet and not get bullied all day
>>57178286
Why would you browse /int/ then.
This board is dedicated to bullying other countries and banter.
>I was so butthurt when my brother gave my parents grandchildren that I actually snuck into his house in the middle of the night and slapped his baby daughter in the face then climbed out the window to escape because I thought it would cause her permanent psychological damage and she would turn out a broken piece of shit that my parents hate and are happy at me for never having any grandchildren
>>57179001
lmao having nieces is great, takes the pressure to have kids off of you
>>57173503
show us your boipucci
>>57172495
I'm sorry Abdul
>>57179120
>tfw only child
jdims
>>57179226
he said 14, not 9
My little brother is getting closer to losing his virginity every day
I hear him talking to more than one woman on his phone. I am trying everything I can to stop it. I even sneak into his room when he isn't home and wipe my armpits and belly all over his things so that they pick up my beta smell and he gets marked with virginity.
It isn't working though. Soon he'll be cumming inside a young girl while I sit in my room.
>>57179826
Castrate him
>>57179902
I've tried that. I just can't face it. I had a knife on the end of his dick while he slept and was even willing to cut my own dick off so it would seem like we both got castrated but I wasn't brave enough.
>26 year old with nothing to show for
>Not even planning to get a degree
CANNOT POSSIBLY FATHOM
>28 years old
>severe autism
>7 years since I have a relationship with a woman
>My family, friends and coworkers think that I am gay or some asexual freak
What a time to be alive
>>57181113
>>7 years since I have a relationship with a woman
out normie
>>57172303
>people
So you're gay?
>my nephew will lose his virginity before me
>my 16 year old self
>on holiday to lanzarote during summer break with aunts
>meet cute 15 year old british girl at same hotel
>first night she gets me drunk and we go outside to the back of the resort and takes my first kiss, some real drunken passion going on, still remember her sweet moaning
>decide to be bf/gf for the holiday
>few nights later start hearing voices in my head telling me I'm not good enough for her and I should kill myself
>stay in my room while everyone is expecting me
>she comes in to the room
>I tell her what I feel
>she tells me I am good enough for her and that I should come out
>fast forward to journey home
>we're on the same plane to britain, she sits next to me
>she places my arm under her small, soft 15 year old breasts
>pop a stiffy
>she casually moves her hand towards my lap
>touches my tent and makes me jump
>she takes her arm back quickly then moves to another seat
>we get back to the airport
>she's walking on the floor below with her parents
>she turns around to me on the floor above and blows a kiss at me
>later, we keep in contact with MSN messenger
>start getting crippling depression and avoid contact with her
>weeks later finally get the courage to sign back in
>her avatar is her kissing another guy
I'm 25 now and I've vowed to never have a relationship like that with anything ever again.
>Be me 20 years old
>Have niece 12 years old
>Niece lost her virginity before I did
>I'm stuck in a boring relationship with no hope of ever fulfulling my humble sexual fantasies
>if my relationship fails with gf so it does with friends and family
>>57176244
>>57177002
How fugly are you?
>>57180524
>>57179826
>>57179001
