AMERICANS MAY NOT PARTICIPATE IN THIS THREAD
Invited: Everyone who won't face jail for eating chocolate eggs
Dubs remove foil
>>57165728
First for America
>>57165850
SUICIDE WATCH
>>57165728
>the feels when we don't have stand your ground laws
>the feels when I can't shoot niggers without going to prison
God Bless America.
I want the privilege of seeing the inside of one of these
What an experience that would be
Please op open it
Toy guess
Little cute Bin Laden in a Tiny cute 747 get
>>57165850
>>57166026
It's a little toy in a yellow plastic capsule. The toys used to consist of tiny little pieces that you had to assemble. Now they are usually one solid piece.
One time I had one of those, I filled the plastic toy container with water, gave it to mom and asked her to open it for me and she did
>>57165728
>GERMAN BIRTHRATE BELOW REPLACEMENT
>KINDEREGGS LEGAL
PURE COINCIDENCE?
CAPS FOR FREEDOM
Oh well, let's continue before the thread dies
! ! ! AMERICANS PROCEED WITH CAUTION ! ! !
>>57166208
MADMAN
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Reposting
>>57166361
Pls hurry before thread is killed by aussie
>>57165728
Ate one of these a year ago.
Freedom.
We've always had those, they were called Wonderballs which were overpriced and the chocolate was Hershey-tier shit.
>>57166648
Why is American chocolate so awful?
Someone had Hersheys from their trap back from NY and it's just a chalky, disgusting mess.
And then my ex brought me some of a different brand and it was just as bad.
Looks delicious
A shame Americans won't be able to enjoy this
Why would you WANT to eat them? They can cause serious health issues and autism
>>57166730
The shitty toy is 85% of that space, enjoy slurping down that 15% mediocre chocolate in 5 seconds
>>57165728
How the fuck do you even eat these without breaking your teeth and choking?! The toy is inside, where the mouth goes, it's literally in the way.
>>57165728
we can get kinder eggs idk what you guys keep going on about
It IS delicious!
Now let's take a look at what's inside..
>>57166798
>>57166843
Shekelstein pls
>>57166884
HYPE
>>57166798
>>57166843
kek jews intervening for their "special" ally Hamburgers
enjoy being mutilated
>>57166710
Hershey's literally uses sour milk to make their chocolate which is why it tastes like shit and Nestle uses shitty coco which is why it's a chalky mess. I have no idea why my fellow countrymen waste their money on it, I guess because it's more convenient when they stop at the gas station and want a quick chocolate fix.
I only eat Cadbury, Toblerone, and other Swiss imports I find. I rarely eat sweets so when I do I make sure it's worth it.
>>57166910
The only thing more unappealing than kinder is your disgusting smegma dick you virgin
>>57166968
God fucking damn.
Poor America.
Is this why they have so many school shootings?
>>57166884
IT WILL BE A PUZZLE!
>>57166989
You do realize that circumcised genitals have more problems with smegma?
>>57166989
>calling someone a virgin while being cucked into defending a stranger on the internet over his opinion
>thinking you get smegma if you wash
JEWS CONFIRMED FOR UNWASHED AND MINGLING WITH BEASTS KEK
>>57166998
Let's not forget the health care and third world internet in California
>>57166989
you kike poison american drinking water with fluoride and carcinogens.
How fucking dare you say somethign negative about this candy.
>>57166710
Don't listen to the bullshit excuses the seppos give you, everyone knows why American chocolate is the laughing stock of the world.
There's a 4etyer acronym for it but I like to use the full meaning in its glory:
Government subsidised high fructose corn syrup
What could it be??
Place your bets now folks!
has anyone done an unwrapping of the kinder surprise for grils?
>>57166968
its a type of acid, but its the same acid found in vomit actually. i am too lazy to look up specifics
>>57167035
Oy vey you fucking retarded goy if you still believe in the myth of washing daily you are LITERALLY paying the water companies to poison your skin. H*ly fuck the blue pill here is strong.
>>57167059
It looks rubbery
>>57166998
We have way bigger problems than chocolate m8, but wouldn't surprise me if it fits somewhere in the equation of shit.
>>57167065
Correct. This plus the sour milk method make it the most disgusting chocolate on Earth.
>>57167098
>Living in a scumworld desert where you have to pay lots of money for water and you get bombed by Mohammed on a daily basis
>NOT WASHING YOUR PENIS OR BODY DAILY
>HAVING TOXINS IN YOUR WATER
K E E E E E EEK
JEWS CONFIRMED FOR SUICIDE WATCH
>>57167059
Something with a tree
I got this thing recently
What's this?
>>57167064
Maybe next time, Queerbec
>>57167154
Oy maybe you could invest that money you literally flush down the sewer in dental floss??? If you're gonna choke on kinders at least brush your fucking teeth. Wage jihad against tooth decay mashallah
Tfw all you have to do in my town is go to an international store and buy one of these. I've gotten a few of them recently.
>>57167291
Impeccable dental record try again shapeshifting roachjew, the holocaust was a joke and your home will soon be a scorched wasteland amid every other middle eastern shithole.
Enjoy dying of nuclear fire you rat
>>57167474
Allahu akhbar keep talking shit goy Brussels is but a drop in the ocean compared to what's headed towards you, trust me I'm a mossad agent. Least my country can defend itself against the invader.
Is it a snake?
>>57167187
Oh shit. That's cool
>mfw americans will NEVER EVER celebrate easter
It was a dog!
Happy late Easter /int/
>>57167966
>tfw your grandma will never buy you those huge ass kinder easter edition eggs that cost about 20 euro
>>57167966
Shit breed t b h
Bad thread/10
>>57168145
>He viewed a picture of a kinder surprise egg
Reported.
Not sure how it is in other countries, but easter in the US is shit, it isn't even a holliday in my university. They don't have real, big, chocolate eggs, just stupid mini eggs that children hunt in the park.
>>57168145
Reported.
>>57167966
that dog looks like he wants to murder toddlers...
be careful
reported for illegal content
I fucking loved those things as a kid. Still have tonnes of the shells lying around the house.
Too bad the new ones are shit.
>>57168649
>Still have tonnes of the shells lying around the house
wtf why?
>>57168871
чтo ты cкaзaл мнe, ты ёбaный пидop?
>>57167966
Nice dog m 8
>>57165728
We have safe ones. Another example of superior American engineering.
>>57169452
>Paying for a chocolate shell
>>57169452
forgot pic
>>57169056
Do you throw them away or something?
fucking casual
>>57169509
filth
>>57166208
we filled those with baking powder and water, then when you shake them a little they will explode and the cum like substance will spread all over the place :DDD
>>57169501
GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE.
IT'S NOT THE SAME.
;_;
Delet this.
>>57166710
It's one chocolate brand.
We have local chocolate here, and it's literally the best in the world.
