>Be American
>Can't buy alcohol at 18
>Can't buy alcohol at 19
>Can't buy alcohol at 20 (TWENTY YEARS OLD)
>>57162649
>be me
>25
>suspected liver damage
it's not looking good lads
>can join marine and die for freedoms
>>57162649
I'm glad that their government cares for the future of their youth
and their money spent wisely rather than alcoholic drinks!
>>57162649
>Be American
>Prostitution is ILLEGAL
Land of the """"""""""FREE""""""""""
>be american
>get shot
Can't do that in """"""""""great"""""""""""" britain.
>>57162649
>16 years
>have to wait another 5 years until you can legally buy beer
>land of the free
>be american
>can fight for his country at 18 years old
>can't drink until 21
>can't drink from a bottle in public settings AT ALL
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>>57162649
Not everyone can live on Sunny beach like your slags and wankers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7zvPg3cTok
>>57162649
>Be American
>Can't buy pic related
>tfw live in country with no enforced drinking age
>>57162926
But what if I choke on the toy when I eat the egg in one big bite?
You're gay~
Great thread. I laughed hard
>be american
>can't sell your body for money
>freedom
>>57163004
Nice comeback.
>Be American
>Can't import cars less than 25 years old because the entire nation of the United States of America™ got cucked by a small European car manufacturer
>>57162680
stop it
>>57162974
zthen you wouldn't have to get shot
>>57163004
If I wanted a comeback, I'd go and scrape my load off your mothers teeth.
>>57162649
>be american
>get in jail for giving your kids kinders
>>57163053
y-you too!
>>57162736
>this fucker has never heard of the State of Nevada
>>57163137
DESIGNATED
>>57162649
>be me
>24
>Haven't had a drink yet
>Not out of religious conviction or anything, just really bought into the drugs are bad thing from school
>Know plenty of Americans who don't drink
>Europeans think it's fucking bizarre I don't care about drinking
Why do Europeans and Chads need alcohol to have a good time?
>>57163189
WHORING
>be american
>only have the choice between 2 parties
>"""""DEMOCRACY"""""
>>57163137
>Most Americans have to travel hundreds of miles just to get a legal hooker
>>57163229
STATE
JUST
>>57162649
>drinking the puke-inducing jew
>>57162649
home of the land brave of the free
>>57163191
there's a difference between drinking alcohol and getting drunk you fatlard
>chinks and nips think the sun is rectangular
AHAHAHAHEHE
>18-20 y.o. americans can take a dozen black dicks in their ass on camera, but can't enjoy a glass of wine and a chocolate egg afterwards
>>57163244
>Be British
>your government bans flamethrowers
>decades later, burn to death in a SCHOOL FLAMETHROWERING
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/teenagers-tell-of-fire-attack-by-madman-1586356.html
>Sure glad making those weapons illegal ended crimes involving those weapons, eh lads?
You just can't make this shit up!
>>57163387
Why would you drink if not to get drunk?
Alcohol tastes like shit
This whole thread reeks of plebbit and 9fag
>>57163191
>Never had casual drinks with yer bros and played vidya until early hours of the morning
Tits of bloody Jesus, no wonder you and your under 21 fuckbois need to shoot everything to stay entertained.
>>57163434
>glass of wine and a chocolate egg afterwards
Isn't that poisonous?
>>57163387
no there isn't
>>57163504
have you ever tried wine or a beer that is not bud light?
>>57163554
should have said "in civilizated countries"
>>57163504
>Amerilard logic
Jesus Christ, why are americans so dumb?
>>57163504
You know how many craft pale ales you have on your doorstep? dumb cunt
>>57163504
You live in a country with some of the best beer in the world.
I'm not kidding. You can get a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale in most convenient stores, and it's better than the average Euro lager.
>>57163558
>It doesn't taste as bad as shit so that makes it good
>>57163504
There's pleeeeeeeeenty of alcoholic beverages to drink that dont taste like shit, and thats coming from someone who lives in a country with absolutely retarded alcohol prices.
Some beverages will probably get you some weird looks by other men in bars or nightclubs, but if you're that concerned about other people, it's best to just drink at home.
>>57162649
>be americunt
>can't fuck 16yos legally
>>57163540
Very
>>57163746
Die pedo scum
>be American
>can NOT buy alcohol until 21
>can uselessly die for his country as soon as 18
I just don't understand this logic
>>57162649
>America you should be you should be like our fine upstanding youth and drink alchohol!
pic related you tea sipping tart
>>57163746
>this fucker has never heard of Romeo and Juliet laws
>>57163691
seriously, a good wine and some god tier beers are fucking delicious
>>57162680
Wow anon you're so cool
>he couldn't buy liquor in his local store when he was 15
>>57163059
>>Can't import cars less than 25 years old
What the fuck why?
>>57162649
>Can't buy alcohol at 20 (TWENTY YEARS OLD)
OH SHIT
>>57163191
I don't drink any more, even in my teens and up until II was 19 I still didn't drink much, was never that bothered about it, but you need to at least try it m8 and see if it's for you.
>>57163783
>roight
>moi
We're not aussie desu
american """""""freedoom""""""""""""""""""
>>57164087
This is your English too lad
>>57163938
Gotta protect american industry, they do the same shit with guns and food
Probably a tactical choice
>>57162649
Alcohol has destroyed my life 2bqh with ya f a m
>be American
>finally reach 21 years old
>go to the local bar for your first legal drink
>get randomly shot outside by deranged weeaboo edgelord on a rampage
>survive but go into a coma
>wake up 6 months later
>Dr Greenstein hands you a $100k bill because you forgot to renew your medical insurance
>can go to prison for life
>can get gangbanged on camera for everyone's viewing pleasure
>can be killed in a war
>can't have a beer
USA USA USA
>>57163059
>be american
>can't import european cars because they don't fit murican meme standards
>>57163928
I went to nightclubs when I was 15, never got ID'd
>>57164227
>Luxembourg
>>57162649
I've been buying alcohol since 14 through fake ID's and older people buying it for me.
>>57164147
>what are accents
>be american
>go buy alcohol
>"can I see your ID please"
>born 1996
>Sorry mate you're not old enough
HAHAHAHAHAHA can they recover from this???
>>57164280
>spoor
>>57163191
>really bought into the drugs are bad thing from school
Kek
>>57163788
They do not work if you are 30 and the girl is 16. Amirite?
>all these alcoholics ITT
>on 4chan
Seems like alcoholic failures browse 4chan.
>Can smoke weed lmao at 18
>Can't buy alcohol
>>57163504
Impressive
>>57164814
Your other solution is to move to a state where the age of consent is 16. US states have ages of consent ranging from 16 to 18, you just need to find the one that suits your tastes. And, unlike the case with Nevadas and whorehouses, a bunch of states have their age of consent at 16.
>be american
>be 18
>can legally get fucked by 5 niggers just for money
>can't drink beer
>>57163477
Completely ignores daily shootings
![519ePr2cgkL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YHiHs6E.jpg "519ePr2cgkL[1].jpg")
>>57164298
>>57162649
>buying alcohol
Why?
>>57163721
>weird looks by other men in bars or nightclubs
>giving a shit what other men think of your drink
>going to nightclubs
Are you gay?
>>57164967
>Can smoke weed lmao at 18
Where?
>>57165756
>>giving a shit what other men think of your drink
Sorry mate, let me just buy you some watermelon crush vodka cruisers and a midori with lemonade and let you be on your way.
Oh and watch your arse on the way out, it might get assaulted by blokes in assless chaps.
>>57165849
Colorado probably
>>57165904
>Sorry mate, let me just buy you some watermelon crush vodka cruisers and a midori with lemonade and let you be on your way.
I don't know what that is, and I don't think I'd ever go to a place that serves it.
You didn't answer my question. Considering that you apparently frequent nightclubs and care about the opinions of of other men, you might be gay.
Are you gay?
>>57165918
No, marijuana is only legal if you're 21+.
>be american
>Can't study in colleges without drowning in SJW tears
>>57166127
>I don't know what that is, and I don't think I'd ever go to a place that serves it.
They are alcoholic beverages that are designed for taste only. Usually seen in the hands of edgy teenage girls who dont like the icky, icky taste of other, stronger drinks. Sometimes seen being consumed by gay guys. Drinking such drinks in public is seen as womanly.
>frequent
I do not frequent nightclubs I never mentioned that I even went to one let alone frequent them, I havent been to one in about 3 years.
>caring about the opinions of other men
Not normally no. But I was thinking maybe that other anon did since he's never had any alcohol before.
>Are you gay?
Absolutely not. Cant speak for other anon.
Stop bullying us ):
>people born in the year of 2000 can buy beer in this country
>>57166360
>Can't study in colleges without drowning in SJW tears
Isn't it the same in your country, Australia, Canada, South Africa, etc.?
>>57167368
Nah they're confined to their own little corners and quite often people tell them to shut up
In Glasgow at least it seems to be the case
>>57167214
>people born in 1998 are not underage anymore
>>57167368
what's with anglos and germanics and being cucks? all those countries are the same shit
still USA is the head of it by miles
>tfw started drinking and smoking at 14
feels slav man
>>57167445
>what's with anglos and germanics and being cucks? all those countries are the same shit
No clue. A lot of delusional people and left over colonial guilt for the Anglophones.
>still USA is the head of it by miles
No. We don't get thrown in jail or fimed for saying shit that's offensive and we're not really taking refugees. You just see more of our B.S. and then probably the Brit stuff in the media.
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/11/02/lesbian-haunted-house-man-hating/
This is a Canadian:
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Big_Red
That Penny twat is a Brit. South Africa is having bullshit with people wanting to tear down statues at Universities because it reminds them they'd be throwing Spears if it wasn't for European colonialism. We are bad but there are worse.
>>57167416
Same here at least when I was in college. Our anti-war protestors were like 3 dumb middle-aged hippies who weren't even students playing bongos on the green at lunchtime.
>>57167843
geez you americans are lucky to have canada being a bigger meme for you
>>57162736
>>57163244
yeah "legal", but eros or backpage negate that
>>57167445
It's the same reason we're all fat
>>57163504
FAGGOT
A
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>>57167959
>weren't even playing the bongos
What the fuck
The least they could do is play the bongos
>>57168201
Dhit, I meant they were playing the bongos. Bongos, homemade posters, rhyming easy to remember phrases and dressing like an ass is how one makes their point.
>>57163243
this shit makes me want to overthrow our government
