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crayon pop edition
cara
doing a poo
Saying the words "korean pop" in a yank accent = "crayon pop"
our nige
>>57160535
vocaroo
I bring gifts of shitposting
imo desu senpai
>>57160545
very, very, very good post
>>57160568
oh, the second two have been fixed already
rip
>>57160464
Is "Crayon" a pun on "Korean"?
>>57160545
>what do you see in the mirror Professor?
>me? I see my dead retarded sister who was killed by my homosexual lover who later went on to become a homicidal maniac. He was a good friend.
>Bruce starts a new thread
>has the AUDACITY to change the subject
>doesn't make the edition in memory of Ronnie Corbett
>GOOK POSTING NIGGER DOES THE SAME
I'm absolutely fuming
>>57160603
I'm sorry you had to see this
Why do so many Britons just drop their rubbish on the pavement like savages?
I just saw a well-dressed, white young man in central London do that with some sandwich packaging, and it's far from the first time I have seen this sort of thing happen.
t. kraut
>>57160629
mmm this
>>57160655
to give pakis and blacks jobs
Explain this Germany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
Yanks literally incapable of handling the banter
>>57160655
>in central London
>>57160655
whats man gonna do? carry an empty sandwich packet around? fa︃m pls
what ever happened to sheikh suleiman al-britani? he got arrested but then he came back and then disappeared again? did he get arrested again?
>>57160612
not a clue
>>57160697
>pondered brits pale skin
l m a o
>>57160697
>forced her to turn off Twitter notifications
#PrayForMadi
>>57160697
>Forced her to turn off her notifications
HOLY SHIT
is she still alive??!!
I'm not English, i'm Scouse
Childhood best friend came back from a 9 month deployment in Oman and around the middle east with the Royal Navy yesterday
Off out on the piss tonight, should be a good one
lads I really need to shit and just want to enjoy my flat to myself but the plumber is still in!
Kyary
>why is the drinking age 18 I'm still a kid at 18
>Yanks
What do you think lads?
Grimes
>>57160784
Just shit in the kitchen sink then tell him you've got an extra job for him before he goes.
lad mate
Ranks of nationalities in which I identify with:
1. Brummie
2. British
3. English
4. European
5. Irish (MUH)
>>57160791
she is the quintessential American
every other country is different, therefore wrong
>>57160724
Put it in a bin.
>>57160718
Jermyn Street to be exact.
Shit thread. All you idiots do is complain.
Reminder that you're not British unless you're from the south of England
wish this gook meme would fuck off
>>57160847
cuz that's not me
>>57160860
this desu
>>57160866
crayon pop are the best.
Especially Choa.
>>57160724
is it really that hard to carry it around for 5 minutes until you see a bin?
>>57160889
>Choa
That's not even a Christian name.
Why won't this plumber hurry up its been hours.
He's keeps trying to have banter with me
>>57160860
But the south of England has literally the lowest percantage of British born people in the whole isles
Got an interview at Virgin Media on Tuesday lads
Need to stop this NEET cycle abruptly
Want to be a normie again
Wife's son's father won't let me speak to my son anymore
>>57160909
He's waiting for you to suck him off
そうだね
>>57160922
Obviously the regular rules apply too
>>57160922
The majority of Northern Ireland weren't born on the island of Britain desu
>>57160930
>virgin
>neet
hahaha
Can't wait to see the Fork Handles sketch repeated on TV every 10 minutes today, lads
>>57160842
Ranks of nationalities I identify with:
1. Polish
>>57160483
Prezident T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6FjSp6oFXg
>>57160970
not a virgin desu
>>57160979
FUCK OFF HOME
BREXIT PLS
>Tower Hamlets
I'm surprised they let Muslims take over so close to The City
Why would they want that on their doorstep?
*inhales the good shit*
*exhales the bullshit*
>>57160889
who are you and where did you come from?
>>57160979
feel sorry for the blokes arranged to marry those munters
>>57160979
who won? i hope deng won
>>57160975
>watching TV
your third eye's more calcified than a 6-pack of Petit Filous
making a conscious decision to never respect anyone who was born in or after the year 2000
>>57161027
living in the shadow of Canary Wharf gave birth to the grime scene though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cyNn_MW81k
>>57161051
she did lol
>>57161073
"Wot do U call it grime"
Not even going to bother tainting my viewing history with that shit
>>57161017
>FUCK OFF HOME
Nah.
>>57161017
>BREXIT PLS
An English co-worker recently asked me what I think about the referendum and I told him I'd vote to leave the EU if I were him. He didn't know what to say other than that he was sure staying was for the best.
If he raises the issue a few more times I might convince him.
>ywn go to Butlins in the 1930s
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3517061/The-Great-British-escape-Incredible-vintage-images-celebrating-80-years-Butlin-s-reveal-holidaymakers-lounging-pool-beehives-twisting-ballroom-Red-Coats.html
Reminder for all grime users
>>>/mu/63702940
>>>/mu/63702940
>>>/mu/63702940
>>57161089
kek
>>57161106
good lad
persuade him for us, you're doing gods work
>>57160787
soon
haha, time to fill in my jobseekers thing with complete and utter lies, hahahahohoo
>>57161108
You always post nice Sophs, irelad.
>>57161156
reported
>>57161136
Fuck off westmids
>>57161156
Pathetic runt
I got paid £1500 today
Rate my gf's
>>57161136
posting in the british culture general la
thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4g4DQmDXi0
what's gwarning nan?
>>57161189
fucking mong
>>57161189
It's for all of the cunts to fuck off you fool
need to book an MOT for my car but im scared about ringing up
>>57161156
disgusting
what is "grime"
is it spurdo speak for "crime"?
>>57161220
if he doesn't, somebody else will
>>57161222
FOAL
>>57161048
I came from me mum's vaj m8.
I don't usually browse /int/ but I love crayon pop so I noticed this thread
>>57161158
Thanks
My gf
>>57161233
no that's a young horse lad
Ronnie Corbett nooooooo
the bars i write, they got meaning
can't test boy better know, they're dreaming
man might buss his head off the ceiling
>>57161237
good lad
>>57161197
wonder if they had a threesome with kanye
>>57161192
>he doesn't get an annual bonus
Hahah oh wow
rate the new specs lads
need to do a big malodorous poo
>>57161156
https://www.gov.uk/report-benefit-fraud
>>57161248
Fucking americanisation, why does everyone like giant arses like niggers now?
don't forget the tax year ends today lads
good morning lads
first off fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
>>57161291
I prefer women who clean and cook well, and seem like they would be good mothers for our children.
>>57161284
what are braces going to help with a face like that?
>>57161288
It's biologically impossible to do a poo that smells bad to your own nostrils.
>>57161327
they're probably not for cosmetic reasons
>>57161302
isn't it the 5th
what's an easy part-time job that isn't fucking bar work? I don't want to have to interact with hysterical screeching normies all summer long.
>>57161338
i honestly did the worst smelling poo of my life the other week and i was almost gagging.
>>57161338
i've done a couple in my time
>>57161351
yep, just checked
just assumed it was the 1st desu
>>57161284
Spurdo?
going out later to purchase lots of alcohol to smuggle back in to the uk because it's so fucking cheap over here
thinking of getting 1l of 80/85% absinthe, 1l flavoured absolut
what else should i get, probably 1 or 2 more litre bottles
>>57161364
retail 2bh
still have to deal with normies, but at least they're not drunk.
>>57161368
yeah i did one of those when i was 11, it was fucking horrific
i literally grabbed the mouthwash off the counter and stuck my nose in it to mask the shit
lads I have a lot of normie aspects to my life but I'm not a normie
>>57161381
Proper absinthe with the drug in it, or the non druggie one?
>>57161381
courvoisier, hennesey or remi martin
I can't wait for gook moot to ban generals from /int/. It's literally the same 40 chavs shitposting n /brit/ every day.
Might put my willy in a top bird later
Not sure though
>>57161399
do you have a gf?
>>57161364
Manager at JD Sports
>>57161418
grime 2bh lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DicpQsd6yLo
>>57161418
they tried banning generals on other boards.
didnt work
>>57161418
don't think i would survive if this happened
>>57161408
i dunno, how do i tell
A ship carrying red paint collided with another one carrying purple paint. Both crews are thought to be marooned.
Poleaboo just finished his morning wank a little after 12pm, not shortly after his dad burst into his room enquiring about his driving lesson and asking him to call his insurance for the renewal
Poleaboo told him that he got the date wrong, the lesson is next Thursday
Poleaboos dad insists he will speak to the dad of the driving instructor since Poleaboo is only getting one lesson every 2 weeks.
Poleaboo though tells him to fuck off and just find him a new instructor
He bitches about Poleaboo not having found a job and seemingly not even trying. He claims that several people has just started at JD warehouse and asks if I even called that number I was given (can't remember the name, it was assist, asset, attis or something)
Get into a shouting match over me not wanting to get up that very second and him not saying "please"
Thought we came to an agreement but it seems he has left for work
>>57161327
They're fixing his teeth, not his face, you dumb Abo fucknut.
>>57161490
stop it
dont reply to him
>>57161381
Enjoy your excise duty. Everytime I fly in there's more and more customs wankers on
>>57161418
we might get our own board!
>>57161493
(You)
>>57161515
or what
>>57161462
dunno, unless I'm spreading misinformation but I believe it's slightly more difficult to get the proper stuff with a reasonable amount of wormwood or w/e in
gay
>>57161493
Are you going to film your dad having a poo?
>>57161499
i'm not a fucknut
>>57161525
it's going in my suitcase, and pretty sure it's fine within the UK anyway
>>57161424
Yes well a fiancée actually
just ate the scorpion from a tequila bottle lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKDSuMcmiU4
wonder if i can buy some visual novels in this paki shit hole. always wanted to read watchmen
>>57161591
>UK
EU*
>>57161548
oh the stuff that supposedly makes you hallucinate? not really bothered about that desu
>>57161515
Why? are Poleaboos posts not contributing positively to the thread?
>>57161591
Oh yeah the eu lol
>>57161155
Excited
new meme lads
https://www.captionbot.ai/
hopefully the drinks are reasonably priced again at the kyary concert, right lads? can't wait to see you all xx
>worlds biggest dog lives in Southend-On-Sea
yeah, but I call her the wife! lol!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1082884/At-seven-feet-tall-Freddy-Britains-biggest-dog.html
>>57161546
>>57161585
stop replying to him
pip pip cheerio
Honestly don't know how people can enjoy grime. Not even memeing desu, I honestly cant stand grime.
how did you get on with the weed poleaboo?
>>57161595
not a meme i really dislike subzee
>>57161640
no
he's a mong and needs to fuck off
>>57161685
I know.
People should just listen to kpop instead
>>57161536
and now theres another one i deem
yes, right decision made indeed
>>57161678
Stay mad, you fat worthless sack of shit
>>57161685
it's not for everyone
although i doubt you've heard much real 'grime' and just poppy/rap stuff labelled as that
>>57161704
met him before lol, he is a proper nob
>>57161671
what's the date?
>>57161707
because?
>>57161688
Didn't take much of a look in my dads room for the tobacco etc., all I know is that it's not just lying around (though he does have a selection of lighters)
>>57161743
sox is okay, discarda is getting better too
but subzee is a pure mong
if pirus and crips
all got along
they'd probably gun me down by the end of this song
>>57161786
If you didn't post cuts and didn't make as many attention seeking posts, you would be okay
>>57161791
sox is sound, ended up getting smashed with him and subzee one day randomly through my mate and went to the studio with them
>mfw I fill it with sprite and not water
lads has google chrome been updated? scrolling feels smooth now I fucking hate it
legs fucking acchheeeeee lads
>>57161765
8th July
>>57161840
They're trying to appeal to apple fans.
hmm
>>57161818
What posts other than the cuts can be described as any more attention seeking than the average /brit/ post?
We're all chasing (you)s
As for the cuts, that's just something I'm going through right now
oh gosh
>>57161669
>>57161840
they finally copied it from firefox
:-)
>>57161879
broke my thumb
dont reply to him
>>57161880
fuck up yer wee paki cunt
>>57161880
>As for the cuts, that's just something I'm going through right now
you don't need to post it on here every time you do, no one gives a fuck or wants to see it
he sure does captionbot
ah yes, very impressive
>>57161879
doesnt that snap a tendon or something?
he seems what?
Rebooking my trip to Brussels
I honestly think your chin and face shape is all you need to be seen as attractive
>short
>ugly eyes
>nose goes on too long
>good facial structure
still get women
>>57161918
I thought we were friends?
>>57161921
Yes, I do need to post them here, you don't understand me
BLASPHEMER
>>57161943
Lol it's smug Cameron , wearing
>Jenna Marbles
kek
wot
>>57161994
>Yes, I do need to post them here, you don't understand me
explain
>>57161994
>we
>>57160967
>The majority of Northern Ireland weren't born on the island of Britain desu
>>57162018
what other goblin/human could it be?
dont reply to him.
>>57162008
hey, that's my gf
>>57162031
UK passport yes, they weren't born on the island which is known as Britain though
Not going to have this debate though as it's just pure autism
>>57161291
She hasnt got a big arse mate, it's just quite round. She's slim and goes running like 3 times per week.
do tuba lad
>messaging girl I've been talking to about the cartoons she used to be obsessed with
quite cute and cosy, lads
>>57162026
I need my pain and my experiences acknowledged or else it's as if none of it is happening and that I don't exist
>it's a microsoft uses shitty AI for free viral marketing episode... again
Yes, good goyim, make the funny pictures and share them. Make sure to let all your friends know how those silly goofballs at Microsoft™ haven't quite ironed out the wrinkles in their caption AI yet! How silly of them! While you're at it, why not take a look at these hilarious screencaps of Microsoft®'s Twitter AI bot which has had a bit of a silly malfunction, tee hee! Look at these funny pictures haha! And don't forget to take a look at the new Microsoft© Surfacebook Pro, available at all reputable retailers starting at £999.99.
https://shoreditchair.myshopify.com/collections/all
>>57162073
>replying to a 30 minute old post
kill yourself
Okay my AI friend, you were close. Ecchi anime indeed belongs in a toilet.
mate wants me to go the casino tonight
not too sure though as drinks are quite pricey and i'm a right stingy cunt
feel like buying a surfacebook lads, don't know why
>no tributes to r ronnie
smdh
>>57162109
>episode
this is a thread mate
>>57162153
last time i went casino i just let one of my mates do the gambling and then me and someone else were snorting coke in the toilets and sitting around chatting shit
quite fun
>>57162181
Twat
>>57162135
Good tummy. Hope it's not a man but whatever.
>>57162064
Ah right get you now, you mean on the island Great Britain
>Cunts from high school who used to be Poleaboos friends but now will no longer even add him on normiebook
>>57162138
I'm at work
>>57162109
Lad, are you okay? Did you take your tinfoil hat off today or took your grand daddy's meds again?
I think I'm addicted to thick lads, what should I do?
>>57162166
fuck off grandad
>>57162185
sounds like a good night
probably only going to bet a very small amount and hope my gambling addict mate hits the jackpot and gets the champers in
>>57162209
you need to brush up on how that meme is typically used lad. dont be mad, learn from the experience.
>>57162246
Post thick lads
corbits dead but i'm not sad, he lived a great life and i'm thankful for all the laughs he gave me
RIP corbit, hope you find all the fork handles you need in the next life
>>57162166
who's that?
>>57162239
>I enjoy giving the corporation owned by the world's richest man completely free marketing
fuck off cuck
>>57162226
feels bad, man
>>57162215
ur safe
>>57162260
Nah mate, I'm trying to ween myself off thick, DO NOT post thick.
>you need to brush up on how that meme is typically used lad. dont be mad, learn from the experience.
>>57162293
janny isn't gonna like this
>>57162248
>sounds like a good night
it was after a night out so we were all smashed as well desu
good fun
>>57162293
post link to more pls
T H I C K
mentioned
business idea: airdrop loads of USB sticks over north korea with pictures of kev
>>57162135
absolutely brilliant tummy
well done girl
>>57162109
>>57162284
imagine being this boring
>>57162315
i said dont be mad.
Just brought up Orange phlegm with blood in it..
>>57162147
Excellent post.
>>57162166
mate, just saw this. Nearly everybody is dead now, I wonder who will be left to post in /brit/ soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz2-ukrd2VQ
>>57162292
Get rekt
>>57162338
It's not like he grew up on a council estate in an impoverished area or something
Mum got diagnosed with pneumonia.
>>57162340
>>57162318
>>57162324
janny can kiss my bum desu
>>57162385
C U N T
does he realise no one cares
>>57162330
You've ruined me lad, you got any more?
>>57162385
Are posts like these common on Facebook and other normie outlets? It's been years since I've interacted with any normoids but even so, this flagrant lack of self-awareness is jarring.
>>57162420
dropped
r
o
p
p
e
d
>>57162419
is that the thing you get where you forgot to wear a coat?
what's it do?
>>57162430
J U I C Y
>>57162429
embarrassing innit
yummy
knew a lad from school who was a wannabe grime MC in year 8
he's now a '''''famous'''' e-sports call of duty gamer and just won 50 grand for winning the European championships (or some shit like that)
absolute madness
alri gooners
Tune lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIvUv8nrZww
>>57162521
rasheed
my neighbour smoking DUDE in the privacy of his backyard
and stifling my air
what can I do to fuck with him? Doesn't DUDE make you paranoid?
*stares*
it's a bootiful day out lads.
i'm going fishing for the afternoon.
enjoy you're are indoors all day nerds.
>>57162534
>backyard
FOY
throw something at him
or get a clip of police sirens on youtube and play it in your garden
>>57162445
usually only research females facebooks, they tend to be a bit cutesy so unaware but everyone is in on the bit
This cunt though names his albums shit like this and uses facebook hashtags
>No its no rumor i graduated
>>57162534
call the 5-0
>>57162562
is she chinese?
>>57162534
>backyard
foy
>>57162562
she needs more sleep. those fucking bags man
>>57162135
>>57162293
>>57162420
>>57162500
>>57162562
very very good posts
>>57162534
Kill him
>>57162503
Poleaboo wonders what your feelings towards him are
Poleaboo would feel quite bitter and want him dead
>>57162534
I'm so glad I'm not some council estate peasant right now.
Need an etizolam
>>57162562
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew lad
>>57162500
>>57162562
almost looks like are one
good afternoon
Group poo in a few minutes lads.
>>57162600
>thicker
Better calm down m8 before you hurt yourself.
>>57162585
no jp
>>57162599
last one before before janny goes off his rocker
>>57162600
optimally thick desu
>>57162617
don't give a fuck about you really, just find your pain entertaining
>>57162385
Town planning is a shit degree
sitting in the same room as my sister who is watching keeping up with the kardashians again
can feel my third eye closing
>>57162618
council homes can be nice too
also the majority of housing in britain looks like its council housing
Moroccan hash lads
>>57162617
Because you are a wrong 'un tbf
>>57162702
get out
>>57162699
>the majority of housing in britain looks like its council housing
literally what
having some tomato soup and cheese on toast, ha yes, i think, it shall be, yes "choast" is what it shall from this date be known
>>57162666
NEED a skeletal jgf
>>57162588
well it ain't a garden
> bought cherry coke e liquid
> tastes like rola cola
I feel like going back and starting shit tbqhwy
So sad!
>>57162662
Had one two hours ago, you forgot to remind me again you idiot
>>57162672
Poleaboo knows that isn't true
The pakis of /brit/ have historically always shown him strong support, and with you hailing from the west midlands, you're as paki as they come
>>57162694
I'm sure he agrees hence he calls himself an architect
>>57162742
probably been here longer than you
>>57162757
coca-cola don't make e-liquid
e-liquid is a stupid name
electronic liquid? dumb.
>>57162702
hate that shit desu
>>57162766
i'm white you fucking paki twat
dare call me that again and i'll come to rochdale myself and lynch you
>you will never have a massive brain aneurysm and die in seconds
fug
>>57162760
We're fucking doing this whether you like it or not.
>>57162746
british housing looks like absolute dogshite
everything built after 1920 is simply dogshite
>>57162769
get out you brown bastard
>>57162766
Town planning is glorified admin.
>>57162801
i'm completely empty, this is all your fault yet again.
>>57162662
when
i'm bursting
>>57162797
Wish I could die suddenly and painlessly
>you'll never go to sleep and wake up dead
fucking manlet
>>57162841
14:00 on the hour.
interesting fact
powdered wigs were a popular trend in britain because in 1580, a syphilis outbreak in Europe left most people bald
>>57162837
At least give it a go.
I tried to remind you at about 11:30 but I think people missed it.
>>57162878
>left most people bald
>most people
'no'
>>57162788
Poleaboo is white by /brit/ standards too
South Africa lol
Doing a poo.
>>57162863
is that ribena
>>57162878
>tfw bald
>tfw treated like a second-class citizen
we've had a rough time throughout history
Reminder if you're good looking then you have a far higher chance at being successful at anything
It is literally winning the life lottery
>>57162919
Poleaboo is not white by any standards
Westmidslad would like to round up poleaboo and the Birmingham paki population and put them into a gas chamber
>>57162855
you can't wake up dead fool
>>57162808
>why yes, there are no middle class houses and new build estates, all of which look fine!
Not doing a poo.
@57162863
you can hardly talk
>>57163002
Disappointed in you.
>>57162937
Yes, these pictures of a globe-trotting paki graduating, surrounded by white women and friends are all obviously ribena
>>57162994
stupid bird
deserves to have its head crushed
>2pm already
honestly tho if this isnt sorted by tomorrow at the latest im going to go proper mental
>>57163020
Poleaboo is above average height for a male in the UK
A victims statement to the police described him as 5'11
Unwittingly contributed to the group poo haha
>>57163108
MANLET
genuinely need a poo but going to wait because fuck you
@57163108
which means you're probably like 5'9
manlet
just pooed with all my friends on /brit/
>his height starts with a 5
who /jumpup/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBUUhkCKEtM
>>57163140
Group poo lasts from 2-5pm
>>57163131
>>57163139
Even in meme terms, that's king of the manlets tier
The average height in the UK for a man is 5'8 or 5'9
really love this look
>all this poo
Are /nrl/ and /cric/ finally spreading to /int/?
>>57163170
>for a ''''''''''''''''''''''''man''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>57163145
At the very lowest, Poleaboo is 5'9.5"
That's still above average height and it is fairer to call Poelaboo tall than a manlet
>>57163195
/cric/ is the GOAT general so hopefully yes.
Just look into the eyes of the mask. Slangin the AK to knock out my enemies. Fear of the razor, da blast, he done passed.
>>57163170
average here in london is literally 6'2 or something
@57163217
you are a manlet though, a delusional one
>5'9"
>tall
>>57163235
of course it is, you utter melt
>tfw 6'1"
>>57163285
everyone here is giant
>>57163224
>delusional pyjama cricket Poo Peelanders and Poopeelians
>good
>>57163235
You're making shit up
>>57163249
>>57163266
FUCK OFF
Poleaboo finds the very existence of manlets amusing and he knows that he isn't one, he has taken part in many a thread to mock those jokes who dare refer to themselves as "men"
>>57163329
>tfw 6'6"
>i post lebine frogs :)
>>57163329
>Only 1.1 inches away from being a manlet
Ah yes, most impressive height there averagefag
>5'10
>taller than the majority of people I meet
people are taking this meme too far desu
@57163346
i dunno how you can think you are not a manlet when you look like this
>be 5'11
>regularly the tallest in the room
>go online
>suddenly, when you can't see them, every other fucker is 6'+
hmm yes
>that 5'6 feel
I am 5'6
Last night I downloaded a Japanese pixel sex game where enemies rape you if they touch you.
>Ronnie Corbett sticky on /r/uk
Can't wait to dive in and see a bunch of 18-25 year olds lamenting the death of someone whose work they have never watched or cared about, purely because the hivemind is telling them they should care about him.
Ah yes, I forgot everyone on /brit/ is a 6 foot 8 with a 9 inch cock. Very impressive.
>>57163379
>be 5'11
>regularly the tallest in the room
doesn't count if you never leave the house you fucking manlet twat
>i am not a manlet
i really hate to say it but i met a nice muslim today. was really friendly and wanted to get along. pains me to admit that 2bh.
>>57163402
ah yes, 18-25 year olds have never seen Ronnie Corbett
okay
>when her dimensions start with 3
>>57163352
If you're 6'6 and posting here day in day out you must be incredibly ugly otherwise you'd be fighting off fanny 24/7.
>>57163376
That pic isn't an indication of anything
>>57163422
>le everyone is a stay-at-home NEET meme
>>57163379
Literally this
Every single person on 4chan seems to be 6'2.......hmmm..........
>>57163435
lol thats ribena
>>57163329
It's definitely easier being short and a social aspie rather than tall.
If you're tall, if you start scaring people and being weird when you don't know where to look and stuff it's a lot scarier than if someone smaller and more manageable does it.
>>57163408
>tfw am a literal 199cm lanklet
>manlets like you will never believe me
indifferent feel desu
>>57163379
>>57163422
absolutely slaughtered
@57163464
you can tell you are short from it
>>57163402
fuck off granddad x
I am 5'10 and I'm taller than most girls even in heels so I am happy with being 5'10 and also I'm a qt with 8/10 facial attractiveness :3
ITT insecure lanklets
im 6'10" and an operator in the Spartan Alpha Squadron
decorated my bathroom
>>57163535
post face
>>57163461
i'd say i'm ok looking, not ugly but not really attractive
>le all you need is to be tall to get birds meme
made up by confused manlets desu, its not that easy
also i'm incompatible with a lot of girls who are really small
>>57163381
>>57163384
wow you two might as well kiss
same here though, Roman blood
someone make a new you fucks
>>57163507
No you can't, it's literally impossible
>>57163575
i feel like everyone else is memeing when they say they are :(
>>57163567
Nnnnope :3
@57163605
you have a short person look about you
I'm 5'11 and the shortest person in my house of 5
>>57163639
Are there women in your house? Can't imagine being shorter than my mum or sister
>>57163644
*sips own new thread back into his pocket*
