crayon pop edition
cara
doing a poo
Saying the words "korean pop" in a yank accent = "crayon pop"
our nige
>>57160535
vocaroo
I bring gifts of shitposting
imo desu senpai
>>57160545
very, very, very good post
>>57160568
oh, the second two have been fixed already
rip
>>57160464
Is "Crayon" a pun on "Korean"?
>>57160545
>what do you see in the mirror Professor?
>me? I see my dead retarded sister who was killed by my homosexual lover who later went on to become a homicidal maniac. He was a good friend.
>Bruce starts a new thread
>has the AUDACITY to change the subject
>doesn't make the edition in memory of Ronnie Corbett
>GOOK POSTING NIGGER DOES THE SAME
I'm absolutely fuming
>>57160603
I'm sorry you had to see this
Why do so many Britons just drop their rubbish on the pavement like savages?
I just saw a well-dressed, white young man in central London do that with some sandwich packaging, and it's far from the first time I have seen this sort of thing happen.
t. kraut
>>57160629
mmm this
>>57160655
to give pakis and blacks jobs
Explain this Germany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
Yanks literally incapable of handling the banter
>>57160655
>in central London
>>57160655
whats man gonna do? carry an empty sandwich packet around? fa︃m pls
what ever happened to sheikh suleiman al-britani? he got arrested but then he came back and then disappeared again? did he get arrested again?
>>57160612
not a clue
>>57160697
>pondered brits pale skin
l m a o
>>57160697
>forced her to turn off Twitter notifications
#PrayForMadi
>>57160697
>Forced her to turn off her notifications
HOLY SHIT
is she still alive??!!
I'm not English, i'm Scouse
Childhood best friend came back from a 9 month deployment in Oman and around the middle east with the Royal Navy yesterday
Off out on the piss tonight, should be a good one
lads I really need to shit and just want to enjoy my flat to myself but the plumber is still in!
Kyary
>why is the drinking age 18 I'm still a kid at 18
>Yanks
What do you think lads?
Grimes
>>57160784
Just shit in the kitchen sink then tell him you've got an extra job for him before he goes.
lad mate
Ranks of nationalities in which I identify with:
1. Brummie
2. British
3. English
4. European
5. Irish (MUH)
>>57160791
she is the quintessential American
every other country is different, therefore wrong
>>57160724
Put it in a bin.
>>57160718
Jermyn Street to be exact.
Shit thread. All you idiots do is complain.
Reminder that you're not British unless you're from the south of England
wish this gook meme would fuck off
>>57160847
cuz that's not me
>>57160860
this desu
>>57160866
crayon pop are the best.
Especially Choa.
>>57160724
is it really that hard to carry it around for 5 minutes until you see a bin?
>>57160889
>Choa
That's not even a Christian name.
Why won't this plumber hurry up its been hours.
He's keeps trying to have banter with me
>>57160860
But the south of England has literally the lowest percantage of British born people in the whole isles
Got an interview at Virgin Media on Tuesday lads
Need to stop this NEET cycle abruptly
Want to be a normie again
Wife's son's father won't let me speak to my son anymore
>>57160909
He's waiting for you to suck him off
そうだね
>>57160922
Obviously the regular rules apply too
>>57160922
The majority of Northern Ireland weren't born on the island of Britain desu
>>57160930
>virgin
>neet
hahaha
Can't wait to see the Fork Handles sketch repeated on TV every 10 minutes today, lads
>>57160842
Ranks of nationalities I identify with:
1. Polish
>>57160483
Prezident T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6FjSp6oFXg
>>57160970
not a virgin desu
>>57160979
FUCK OFF HOME
BREXIT PLS
>Tower Hamlets
I'm surprised they let Muslims take over so close to The City
Why would they want that on their doorstep?
*inhales the good shit*
*exhales the bullshit*
>>57160889
who are you and where did you come from?
>>57160979
feel sorry for the blokes arranged to marry those munters
>>57160979
who won? i hope deng won
>>57160975
>watching TV
your third eye's more calcified than a 6-pack of Petit Filous
making a conscious decision to never respect anyone who was born in or after the year 2000
>>57161027
living in the shadow of Canary Wharf gave birth to the grime scene though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cyNn_MW81k
>>57161051
she did lol
>>57161073
"Wot do U call it grime"
Not even going to bother tainting my viewing history with that shit
>>57161017
>FUCK OFF HOME
Nah.
>>57161017
>BREXIT PLS
An English co-worker recently asked me what I think about the referendum and I told him I'd vote to leave the EU if I were him. He didn't know what to say other than that he was sure staying was for the best.
If he raises the issue a few more times I might convince him.
>ywn go to Butlins in the 1930s
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3517061/The-Great-British-escape-Incredible-vintage-images-celebrating-80-years-Butlin-s-reveal-holidaymakers-lounging-pool-beehives-twisting-ballroom-Red-Coats.html
Reminder for all grime users
>>>/mu/63702940
>>>/mu/63702940
>>>/mu/63702940
>>57161089
kek
>>57161106
good lad
persuade him for us, you're doing gods work
>>57160787
soon
haha, time to fill in my jobseekers thing with complete and utter lies, hahahahohoo
>>57161108
You always post nice Sophs, irelad.
>>57161156
reported
>>57161136
Fuck off westmids
>>57161156
Pathetic runt
I got paid £1500 today
Rate my gf's
>>57161136
posting in the british culture general la
thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4g4DQmDXi0
what's gwarning nan?
>>57161189
fucking mong
>>57161189
It's for all of the cunts to fuck off you fool
need to book an MOT for my car but im scared about ringing up
>>57161156
disgusting
what is "grime"
is it spurdo speak for "crime"?
>>57161220
if he doesn't, somebody else will
>>57161222
FOAL
>>57161048
I came from me mum's vaj m8.
I don't usually browse /int/ but I love crayon pop so I noticed this thread
>>57161158
Thanks
My gf
>>57161233
no that's a young horse lad
Ronnie Corbett nooooooo
the bars i write, they got meaning
can't test boy better know, they're dreaming
man might buss his head off the ceiling
>>57161237
good lad
>>57161197
wonder if they had a threesome with kanye
>>57161192
>he doesn't get an annual bonus
Hahah oh wow
rate the new specs lads
need to do a big malodorous poo
>>57161156
https://www.gov.uk/report-benefit-fraud
>>57161248
Fucking americanisation, why does everyone like giant arses like niggers now?
don't forget the tax year ends today lads
good morning lads
first off fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
>>57161291
I prefer women who clean and cook well, and seem like they would be good mothers for our children.
>>57161263
NO
>>57161284
what are braces going to help with a face like that?
>>57161288
It's biologically impossible to do a poo that smells bad to your own nostrils.
>>57161327
they're probably not for cosmetic reasons
>>57161302
isn't it the 5th
what's an easy part-time job that isn't fucking bar work? I don't want to have to interact with hysterical screeching normies all summer long.
>>57161338
i honestly did the worst smelling poo of my life the other week and i was almost gagging.
>>57161338
i've done a couple in my time
>>57161351
yep, just checked
just assumed it was the 1st desu
>>57161284
Spurdo?
going out later to purchase lots of alcohol to smuggle back in to the uk because it's so fucking cheap over here
thinking of getting 1l of 80/85% absinthe, 1l flavoured absolut
what else should i get, probably 1 or 2 more litre bottles
>>57161364
retail 2bh
still have to deal with normies, but at least they're not drunk.
>>57161368
yeah i did one of those when i was 11, it was fucking horrific
i literally grabbed the mouthwash off the counter and stuck my nose in it to mask the shit
lads I have a lot of normie aspects to my life but I'm not a normie
>>57161381
Proper absinthe with the drug in it, or the non druggie one?
>>57161381
courvoisier, hennesey or remi martin
I can't wait for gook moot to ban generals from /int/. It's literally the same 40 chavs shitposting n /brit/ every day.
Might put my willy in a top bird later
Not sure though
>>57161399
do you have a gf?
>>57161364
Manager at JD Sports
>>57161418
grime 2bh lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DicpQsd6yLo
>>57161418
they tried banning generals on other boards.
didnt work
>>57161418
don't think i would survive if this happened
>>57161408
i dunno, how do i tell
A ship carrying red paint collided with another one carrying purple paint. Both crews are thought to be marooned.
Poleaboo just finished his morning wank a little after 12pm, not shortly after his dad burst into his room enquiring about his driving lesson and asking him to call his insurance for the renewal
Poleaboo told him that he got the date wrong, the lesson is next Thursday
Poleaboos dad insists he will speak to the dad of the driving instructor since Poleaboo is only getting one lesson every 2 weeks.
Poleaboo though tells him to fuck off and just find him a new instructor
He bitches about Poleaboo not having found a job and seemingly not even trying. He claims that several people has just started at JD warehouse and asks if I even called that number I was given (can't remember the name, it was assist, asset, attis or something)
Get into a shouting match over me not wanting to get up that very second and him not saying "please"
Thought we came to an agreement but it seems he has left for work
>>57161327
They're fixing his teeth, not his face, you dumb Abo fucknut.
>>57161490
stop it
dont reply to him
>>57161381
Enjoy your excise duty. Everytime I fly in there's more and more customs wankers on
>>57161418
we might get our own board!
>>57161493
(You)
>>57161515
or what
>>57161462
dunno, unless I'm spreading misinformation but I believe it's slightly more difficult to get the proper stuff with a reasonable amount of wormwood or w/e in
gay
>>57161493
Are you going to film your dad having a poo?
>>57161499
i'm not a fucknut
>>57161525
it's going in my suitcase, and pretty sure it's fine within the UK anyway
>>57161424
Yes well a fiancée actually
just ate the scorpion from a tequila bottle lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKDSuMcmiU4
wonder if i can buy some visual novels in this paki shit hole. always wanted to read watchmen
>>57161591
>UK
EU*
>>57161548
oh the stuff that supposedly makes you hallucinate? not really bothered about that desu
>>57161515
Why? are Poleaboos posts not contributing positively to the thread?
>>57161591
Oh yeah the eu lol
>>57161155
Excited
new meme lads
https://www.captionbot.ai/
hopefully the drinks are reasonably priced again at the kyary concert, right lads? can't wait to see you all xx
>worlds biggest dog lives in Southend-On-Sea
yeah, but I call her the wife! lol!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1082884/At-seven-feet-tall-Freddy-Britains-biggest-dog.html
>>57161546
>>57161585
stop replying to him
pip pip cheerio
Honestly don't know how people can enjoy grime. Not even memeing desu, I honestly cant stand grime.
how did you get on with the weed poleaboo?
>>57161595
not a meme i really dislike subzee
>>57161640
no
he's a mong and needs to fuck off
>>57161685
I know.
People should just listen to kpop instead
>>57161536
and now theres another one i deem
yes, right decision made indeed
>>57161678
Stay mad, you fat worthless sack of shit
>>57161685
it's not for everyone
although i doubt you've heard much real 'grime' and just poppy/rap stuff labelled as that
>>57161704
met him before lol, he is a proper nob
>>57161671
what's the date?
>>57161669
wew
>>57161707
because?
>>57161688
Didn't take much of a look in my dads room for the tobacco etc., all I know is that it's not just lying around (though he does have a selection of lighters)
>>57161743
sox is okay, discarda is getting better too
but subzee is a pure mong
if pirus and crips
all got along
they'd probably gun me down by the end of this song
>>57161786
If you didn't post cuts and didn't make as many attention seeking posts, you would be okay
>>57161791
sox is sound, ended up getting smashed with him and subzee one day randomly through my mate and went to the studio with them
>mfw I fill it with sprite and not water
lads has google chrome been updated? scrolling feels smooth now I fucking hate it
legs fucking acchheeeeee lads
>>57161765
8th July
>>57161840
They're trying to appeal to apple fans.
hmm
>>57161818
What posts other than the cuts can be described as any more attention seeking than the average /brit/ post?
We're all chasing (you)s
As for the cuts, that's just something I'm going through right now
oh gosh
>>57161669
>>57161840
they finally copied it from firefox
:-)
>>57161879
broke my thumb
dont reply to him
>>57161880
fuck up yer wee paki cunt
>>57161880
>As for the cuts, that's just something I'm going through right now
you don't need to post it on here every time you do, no one gives a fuck or wants to see it
he sure does captionbot
ah yes, very impressive
>>57161879
doesnt that snap a tendon or something?
he seems what?
>>57161669
Rebooking my trip to Brussels
>>57161971
I honestly think your chin and face shape is all you need to be seen as attractive
>short
>ugly eyes
>nose goes on too long
>good facial structure
still get women
>>57161918
I thought we were friends?
>>57161921
Yes, I do need to post them here, you don't understand me
BLASPHEMER
>>57161943
Lol it's smug Cameron , wearing
>Jenna Marbles
kek
wot
>>57161994
>Yes, I do need to post them here, you don't understand me
explain
>>57161994
>we
>>57160967
>The majority of Northern Ireland weren't born on the island of Britain desu
>>57162018
what other goblin/human could it be?
dont reply to him.
>>57162008
hey, that's my gf
>>57162031
UK passport yes, they weren't born on the island which is known as Britain though
Not going to have this debate though as it's just pure autism
>>57161291
She hasnt got a big arse mate, it's just quite round. She's slim and goes running like 3 times per week.
do tuba lad
>messaging girl I've been talking to about the cartoons she used to be obsessed with
quite cute and cosy, lads
>>57162026
I need my pain and my experiences acknowledged or else it's as if none of it is happening and that I don't exist
>it's a microsoft uses shitty AI for free viral marketing episode... again
Yes, good goyim, make the funny pictures and share them. Make sure to let all your friends know how those silly goofballs at Microsoft™ haven't quite ironed out the wrinkles in their caption AI yet! How silly of them! While you're at it, why not take a look at these hilarious screencaps of Microsoft®'s Twitter AI bot which has had a bit of a silly malfunction, tee hee! Look at these funny pictures haha! And don't forget to take a look at the new Microsoft© Surfacebook Pro, available at all reputable retailers starting at £999.99.
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>>57162073
>replying to a 30 minute old post
kill yourself
Okay my AI friend, you were close. Ecchi anime indeed belongs in a toilet.
mate wants me to go the casino tonight
not too sure though as drinks are quite pricey and i'm a right stingy cunt
feel like buying a surfacebook lads, don't know why
>no tributes to r ronnie
smdh
>>57162109
>episode
this is a thread mate
>>57162153
last time i went casino i just let one of my mates do the gambling and then me and someone else were snorting coke in the toilets and sitting around chatting shit
quite fun
>>57162181
Twat
>>57162135
Good tummy. Hope it's not a man but whatever.
>>57162064
Ah right get you now, you mean on the island Great Britain
>Cunts from high school who used to be Poleaboos friends but now will no longer even add him on normiebook
>>57162138
I'm at work
>>57162109
Lad, are you okay? Did you take your tinfoil hat off today or took your grand daddy's meds again?
I think I'm addicted to thick lads, what should I do?
>>57162166
fuck off grandad
>>57162185
sounds like a good night
probably only going to bet a very small amount and hope my gambling addict mate hits the jackpot and gets the champers in
>>57162209
you need to brush up on how that meme is typically used lad. dont be mad, learn from the experience.
>>57162246
Post thick lads
corbits dead but i'm not sad, he lived a great life and i'm thankful for all the laughs he gave me
RIP corbit, hope you find all the fork handles you need in the next life
>>57162166
who's that?
>>57162239
>I enjoy giving the corporation owned by the world's richest man completely free marketing
fuck off cuck
>>57162226
feels bad, man
>>57162215
ur safe
>>57162260
Nah mate, I'm trying to ween myself off thick, DO NOT post thick.
>>57162248
>>57162275
pakis
>you need to brush up on how that meme is typically used lad. dont be mad, learn from the experience.
>>57162293
janny isn't gonna like this
>>57162248
>sounds like a good night
it was after a night out so we were all smashed as well desu
good fun
>>57162293
post link to more pls
T H I C K
mentioned
business idea: airdrop loads of USB sticks over north korea with pictures of kev
>>57162292
>>57162135
absolutely brilliant tummy
well done girl
>>57162109
>>57162284
imagine being this boring
>>57162315
i said dont be mad.
Just brought up Orange phlegm with blood in it..
>>57162147
Excellent post.
>>57162166
mate, just saw this. Nearly everybody is dead now, I wonder who will be left to post in /brit/ soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz2-ukrd2VQ
>>57162292
Get rekt
>>57162338
It's not like he grew up on a council estate in an impoverished area or something
