What went wrong?
Eastern Europe begins at the Oder-Neiße.
>>57158670
I think we should create a pocket with France and isolate Bavria
Lets call it Czech corridor
>>57158670
Austro-Hungary collapsed.
>>57158670
I think all those countries should unite.
To a country called Greater Germany
>>57158846
>Greater Germany
Never stop Heini.
"Central Europe" is not a thing
>>57158885
third time is the charm
is austria german ethnic group ?
"Central Europe" is an invention of butthurt poles trying to pretend that they're not eastern europeans and trying to think that they're somehow similar to germans and western europeans in general.
>>57158670
Germans can't avoid sperging out. See >>57158846.
>>57158984
Austrians are Germans in denial
>>57159017
Germans are Austrians in denial
>>57159164
we should unify
>>57159017
>>57159164
is it real that austria doesn't unite with germany because it's socially estigmatized as a nazi idea?
>>57159017
Aren't they nazi germany's first victim? :^)
>>57159002
>arab education
>>57159202
Yes. It's even forbidden by their constitution
>>57159202
No, its bcs they are very different
Austria+Bavaria is possible tho
>>57159002
I'm Eastern European.
Here. You heard it.
>>57159283
>they are very different
how? we even share country with people who speak different languages
>>57159307
Religion and mentality
>>57159002
It may seem that way from /int/, but it was actually invented by Germans
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitteleuropa
>>57158670
Germany exists
>>57159202
Yes.
Communism
>>57159364
VIELEN DANK BOMBER HARRIS.
>>57159283
Austrians and Bavarians are less different than Bavarians and Northen Germans
>>57159350
>religion
???
>mentality
then every village should be its own country
>>57158670
>What went wrong? Huuurrrrrr wut went wrungburger. . Durrrr
What went wrong? Hundreds of years of Germanophobia.
No matter how, other countries always tried to divide the German people and keep Germany little and powerless.
>>57159694
oh, you just remembered me that your country used to be bigger
>>57159524
>butthurt
>>57159782
as did yours ;^)
>>57159818
>>57159818
Well I took a big shit just then. So yes my butt technically hurts.
>>57159861
Not him, but do not bully.
>>57158815
Sad times
>>57159938
I am sorry PLC... I mean Poland
>>57159694
>Kill millions of innocent people in two world wars
>Wai dei height us? dindu
>>57159017
>austrians are germans
>actually its vice versa
>>57159952
Austro-Hungary was doomed from the start. It was basically created because the Austrians were butthurt after losing to Prussia at Königgrätz.
We'd be sitting pretty right now if Austrians and Prussians had coexisted peacefully. Oh well.
>>57159431
kek
>>57158670
Germans ruined it four times and the French once
>>57158670
germany should have stayed a clusterfuck
>>57159992
Wounds of the past hurt the most in the present.
>>57158670
Intermarium did not occur
>>57160086
disgusting
>>57159469
Uh?that was my point
>>57159469
Catholicks x protestants
Austrians+bavarians are catholic, more conservative, rural and also more arrogant than other germans
>>57160076
dis
>>57159202
I thought it was because Austria is Catholic and Germany is protestant and blah blah can't unite because I'm a strong Bible reader who don't need no pope.
Though they're both Muslim now, so I don't see why not.....
>>57160076
kek imagine American buttblast when they would need to learn all the country's names and locations
>>57160115
Well, if Northen Germans and Bavarians can form a state, then Northen Germans and Austrians can aswell
>>57158969
You mean 4th
>>57160086
would you rather be allied with the Czech, Slovak and Hungarians
>>57160160
They'd just teach the biggest and or most important ones
>>57160202
let the Ukrainians die.
i have no sympathy for the traitors and murderers.
>HURR GERMANY RUINED EUROPE
>A HUGE PERCENTAGE OF THE EUROPEAN IDENTITY WAS A GERMAN CONTRIBUTION BUT LE GERMANS ARE EVIL
Name a single Polish philosopher, musician, statesman or artist that even comes close to our influence.
Disappointed in you Britain. Priding yourself in being Anglo-Saxons and than shitting on Germany.
>>57160279
wow, you are really harsh, Poland
>>57160279
Not the qts tho
>>57160313
Copernicus
Oh wait, he was actually German
>>57160313
Roughly speaking Poland had parliament in the age of kingdoms and empires, was tolerant in the age of religious wars and dared to cultivate its own specific Slavic culture. For these crimes against humanity it was erased by three Serious Respectable Powers TM, which said it was good, just and wise to do so. Yet nowadays Western culture is all about parliaments, tolerance and respect paid to other cultures. We are being told it is progressive; maybe it is, or maybe it's not. But this would mean Poles were the most advanced civilization of 16th-17th century Europe, erased from the map by Westerners driven by savagery and primal greed. And this is barely acceptable for whiteys, who apparently want to feel warm and comfy with their myth of being the most advanced civilization of this planet, always and ever. This is why Poles must bow their necks and knees and learn their place in the great picture of the History of White Man, the place which was designated for them without asking them for their opinion.
>>57160372
>Roughly speaking Poland had parliament in the age of kingdoms and empires, was tolerant in the age of religious wars
And now you have a semi-dicatorship in age of democracy and parliaments and are intolerant in the age of tolerance
>>57160372
>Poles BTFO once again
>Start meming
KHAN'D
>>57160372
>another episode of polish legends and myths
>>57160437
You got BTFO in your 146 years existence more times than we in our 1216 years.
And you continuee to get btfo. This time by muslim hordes.
Enjoy. We never liked you swarthy mudfaggots anyway.
>>57160480
You can read on wiki about that. I'm sorry it offends you. Habsburg seedbag.
>>57160492
Your salary wouldn't even covet the living cost of my dog.
>>57160492
>spending afternoon reading about polish legends
Yeah nah
>>57160492
>calling an elective monarchy a parliament
You are one deluded Polack
>>57160576
But can your dog clean a toilet?
>>57160576
That's okay. We accepted that.
>>57160581
>legends
That we had democracy, golden freedom and religious tolerance in times of religious wars, empires and kingdoms?
>>57160427
>And now you have a semi-dicatorship in age of democracy and parliaments
Yet we have more freedom of speech than you.
>>57160427
>intolerant in the age of tolerance
What you have is not tolerance. Its submission.
>>57160615
Germans don't clean their toilets, they lick it clean.
That's why we go to Britain. Where civilized people live.
>>57160619
I bully. It wasn't true of course. :(
It ends with "ussia"
>>57160313
>trusting bongs
haha the absolute madman
>>57160627
>'Freedom of speech' call in Poland media law protests
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35274493
>What you have is not tolerance. Its submission.
I am sure Poland knows everything about submission
>>57160664
It is. We're a shithole, we know that.
It wasn't exactly our choice, but whatever. It happened. We will never be on par even with Spain or Italy. 80 years of development into waste.
>"Central Europe" thread
>No Pole attacked germ dirtposters
>Germs jump Poles
You know what? Fuck you you dirty krauts.
I will enjoy life povs from battles in your cities when muzzies decide that it's time to get rid of the beta faggots that they share personal space with.
>>57160701
>I am sure Poland knows everything about submission
Well you can ask your father for a perfect description of it, seeing as every night he's on a fucking muslim leash watching your mother get fucked by muzzies like a good german dog, he is.
>>57160752
Pls no bully we just want to get our economy straight and be a peaceful country.
>>57160825
I am sorry but there are so many butthurt poles like this >>57160788
they are such an easy target for bully
>>57160854
B-but you started it. You always have to start shit and blame us. Please no bully.
This is some kind of mutual obsession
>>57160854
Well you're women are easy target for jamals or ahmeds cock and it's a undeniable fact.
>>57160701
Goverment takes control of public TV. Like it doesn't happens in other EU countries. You basically have no idea what this protest is about.
>I am sure Poland knows everything about submission
Yes we know much about it. That's why we do everything to avoid it again. We had to submit to foreign powers occupying our country. You have to submit to foreigners moving to your country.
This is now no bully, Polish-German friendship thread.
Let's share what's best in our both countries.
>>57160894
Ok sorry. No bully, only dreams now
>>57160993
Get the fuck out of my country
>You wake up in Poland
>>57158670
we've been on a downward spiral since the prussian homage and the introduction of free election, our elites thought they own the central europe and began "taxing" the peasants beyond any sane measures, stopped giving a fuck about nation, started making shady deals with abroad capital etc etc and everyone else started to take advantage of it.
pic is ethnically bavarian grand master of the teutonic order at the time of the prussian homage, note his aryan features
>>57160956
>You have to submit to foreigners moving to your country.
inb4 germoney tries to defend immigartion.
>>57161031
Please don't bully and be nice :)
>>57161041
Go back to sleep and wake up back home.
>>57161052
WE WUZ ARYAN MASTERRACE GERMANICS MOTHAFUCKA
BEND SLAVSHITS
>>57161041
>poland
>black people
pick 1
>>57161041
I enjoy myself
>>57159992
pls do not bully poland x
>>57158670
hehe i don't know...hmmm
>>57161296
stay out of it, perfidious albion
>>57160320
T H I S
H
I
S
>>57158670
Poland is centeal europe?
Wat?
Here in czechia according to media and schoools central europe is czechia, slovakia, hungary and slovakia(sometimes slovenia) but slovenia have nickname in media as alpic republic
>>57161415
Czech is a country?
Wew lad.
>>57161415
delet
>>57161518
why don't you take pride in your eastern European heritage?
>>57161570
Because people are easily roused when we pretend we're not from Eastern Eruope. czechs and germans are probably the first ones to get roused and hurt.
>>57161570
because we were always western before cold war
>>57161570
We're not from Eastern Europe
>>57161570
because our eastern european lands are even poorer than us and under rule of russia
>>57161638
>>57160186
count it all and you will get 8th or something...
>>57161645
polish and russian are the same people
I think Poland and Russia should unite to a country called Russia
>>57161680
>polish and russian are the same people
every time, don't you get tired Russian faggot neet?
>>57161680
Hans please
>>57161699
but your picture shows that Poland has an overlap with Russia and an even bigger overlap with Belarus (who are Russians aswell).
>>57160372
>Yet nowadays Western culture is all about parliaments, tolerance and respect paid to other cultures.
No, Western culture is about great music, art and books.
Unfortunately, Poland didn't existed in XIX century, the Gold century of European culture.
>>57161680
Maybe in future. For now we strengthen our recent union with Prussia.
>>57161680
You are joking but I always thiught that polish people see themselfs as eastern european
This is news for me
2bh they have a lot in common with russians
Nacionalistic
Religious(fanatics)
Old myths how great their nation is
Always victims
Little bydlo culture
Love vodka
>>57161753
>Belarus (who are Russians aswell).
Belarus are actually true lithuanians, so there's nothing strange about the overlap with polish language.
>>57161753
>but your picture shows that Poland has an overlap with Russia and an even bigger overlap with Belarus (who are Russians aswell).
My picture shows that Russians are Finno-Ugrics and Poland shares more with Norwegians.
>>57161767
Is czech western and germanic?
>>57161803
No
Central, slavic with some german culture influence
>>57161787
Belarus, Ukraine and Russia are all Ruthenian people
>>57161767
>We wuz germanic and shit
>>57161870
No, you are Bohemia
Come heim ins Reich
>>57161645
fuck off bitch, those lands you lost in 1939 were Ukrainian and Belorussian populated, not to mention you occupied them in 1920
>>57161934
Yeah, I'm sure that Lwów or Grodno has a Ukrainian or Belarusian majority.
Eat shit commienniger.
Why is it ALWAYS poles vs Germany in these threads and rarely Poles vs Russians? Literally the Russians did much more harm to you as a nation in their history than us.
>>57161680
Thanks, but we don't need Polish risings again
>>57161934
Actually they were mixed. Poles were living in cities and others were living in villages.
>>57161934
kek
>>57161959
Germans did more harm because you were less clumsy and knew what you were doing.
Russians can't do anyting right. They're stupid monkeys.
>>57161955
>>57161970
I have trouble sympathizing with you considering the fact that you took German clay and banished or killed German popluation
>>57162020
>you took German clay
German? No. you just occupied it.
And we didn't took it, Stalin did.
>banished or killed German popluation
That's exactly what you were doing in 1939-1944. Killing polish elites, children, drang nach osten.
Fuck off
>>57161638
>Christianity on the Anatolian peninsula
I didn't ask for these feels
>>57161959
Because Russians rarely provoke fights.
>>57161680
TRIGGERED
>>57162056
So basically, Stalin took some clay from you and gave you some other clay.
And you bitch about Polish population on the clay you lost while killing/banishing the foreign population you the clay your got?
Sounds to me like you are a hypocrite
>>57162020
And I have trouble sympathizing with you. You cause problems in Europe (like recent migration crisis) and blame it on others. Typical human.
>>57161984
kek, stupid Pole, this map only prove my statement
>>57161970
Yes. But you treated them as 2nd sort people, stole their lands and farms. That's why Bandera hated Poles so much.
>>57162056
>plumbers with degrees are considered Polish """"" elites"""""
>>57162107
>And you bitch about Polish population on the clay you lost while killing/banishing the foreign population you the clay your got?
You fucking imbecile.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligenzaktion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_AB-Aktion_in_Poland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drang_nach_Osten
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichsgau_Wartheland
>>57162169
ok
>>57162020
I killed no one.
I banished no one.
Also my family killed no one, instead housed 2 Prussian women for 3 years after the war because they came and asked for help since their husband/father was killed by Russians.
So, I'll ask you. What did I or my family do to you or your countrymen?
I'd like to addthat y family was kicked out of Wilno, they lost all they had, had to move into ruins in a disputed area and start all over as well. they had it hard.
And if you think, for example Warmia or Pomerania was only German then eat a dick, because it's pure ignorance.
>>57161928
Economicly we are already germany
But with 1/3 wages
Yay
So if you want new "solidarity" tax...:)
>>57162145
well, to be frank, I am not the one complaining about lost clay, lad
Is Australia part of Europe?
>>57162232
Being "germany" and being "run by Germans" is two different things pepik.
>>57162266
they don't get it.
Czech was never independent
Germany
>>57162253
Yes, your ancestry is German to a great degree so you're honourary Krauts
>>57162154
>But you treated them as 2nd sort people, stole their lands and farms.
While I agree about treating them like 2nd sort people, we didn't stole their lands and farms. Like I said Poles were mostly concentrated in cities.
>That's why Bandera hated Poles so much
Bandera hated everyone. Poles, Russians, Jews, Belarussians. He wanted Ukraine without foreigners. In fact more Ukraininas died from his hands than Polish.
>>57162253
you're in eurovision so sure
i hope you win
>>57162229
as long as you don't complain about Polish banishing German families from their new gained clay, it is a bit dishonest of you to focus on what happend to your family, while you country did exact same thing to other families
>>57162341
There is a difference between banishing and mass slaughtering you dumb fucking smelly faggot.
>>57162363
well, you did both
>>57162282
At least we are still at the same spot
Your country is keep moving like gypsy cart, sometimes even dissapear
>>57162448
kek
>>57162414
Because you did it before us, to us.
We didn't go to your country targeting the most important people. We just removed the trash from our backyard.
Majority of germans was involved in the war and supported it till the end. I have no symphaty for you animals.
>>57162448
that's because you love to take it in the ass, don't talk to me.
>>57162341
WHAT COUNTRY?!
Poland NEVER banished GERMANS, NEVER.
Do you understand that? Germans either were forced out by Russians and their violence or left on their own because life in western Germany was better.
Besides we didn't fucking murder every man, woman and child that was in our reach the moment we have a fucking bad day.
>>57158815
That was like the one good thing that happened
>>57158670
I don't think the Swiss are doing too bad.
>ywn be Swiss
>>57162474
>We just removed the trash from our backyard.
Well, if you call murdering and banishing people "removing trash from our backyard" then don't complain when other countries remove their polish trash
>>57162448
> sometimes even dissapear
rude desu senpai
>>57162540
>Well, if you call murdering and banishing people "removing trash from our backyard" then don't complain when other countries remove their polish trash
Can't you understand that you did it first?
Are you high from sniffing too much shit, stupid kraut subhuman?
>>57162448
No one fucking cared about your shitstain of a weak willed faggot country ever.
You were either a subject or sucked even more dicks.
>>57162576
dude, I am not complaining.
I am just saying that you are really hypocritical when you bitch about the banishment of polish civilians when you did the same to germans
>>57162632
revenge, the only way to make it equal - german elites should die, all of them,
>>57160086
Why isn't Greece there?
inb4 ah'm west European gaiz rilly!
>>57162483
True for Czech, arguable for others, bad for European idea.
STOP BULLYING POLAND REEEEEEe
>>57162620
And we like it, its very comfy
You just proved by point about similiarities between polish and russian mentality
POLSKA STRONK vs. bolan poor victim
>>57162659
wow, so you are showing your true, blood thirsty face
I will never support Poland in its desire to get back its clay, because now I know that the lifes of the civilian population living there can't be guaranteed.
>>57162725
To fight off the monsters, you have to become one yourself.
We were too nice to everyone around us. We could have ended you both. Russia and Germany, we were just too nice. Muh honour, muh freedoms. Stupid fucking idea.
>>57162721
Now get the fuck out, meme pole.
>>57162632
>you did the same to germans
Not he fucken same, motherfucker
Nobody massively killed Germans, nobody sent them to deathcamps, even in the fucken Gulag only 15-20% of Germans POWs died, while you fucks killed more than 50% of Soviet POWs.
Goddamn you, is history classes in Germany are that bad? Or they just tell you about Jews and don't even mention genocide of Slavs?
WHY CAN'T WE ALL LIKE ENJOY EACHOTHER rrrrrrrEEEEee
>>57162718
You're also a bully.
>>57162763
I always knew that Poland was a monster.
Luckyly, Germany and Russia will always keep this monster contained and never let it grow to power
>>57162721
You now shit about Poland and Polish mentality pepik. Now go back to eating your knedliks.
>>57160427
> have a semi-dicatorship in age of democracy
the fact that you believe such things says a lot about quality of journalism & freedom of speech in Germany
>>57162802
Germany is over anyway.
>>57162169
solid kek
>>57162771
Germans weren't exterminating people. Nazis were.
#NotAllGermans #NationOfPeace
>>57162861
Nazis were actually Poles.
And Germans were the first victims of Nazis.
That's how they try to play it now
>>57162881
Some Germans were nazis and some Poles were nazis aswell
>>57162906
>and some Poles were nazis aswell
Not some of them. All of them.
Didn't you know?
>>57162923
That's not true. There were a few Poles who helped the Jews at great personal risk
Although it is true that most Poles were antisemitic or at least indifferent to the struggle of the Jews in their country
>>57162807
So tell me something about polish mentality
Nacionaltic-check
Religious(fanatics)-check
Old legends and myths about how great poland was-check check check
Always victims, great conspiracy(german,jewish etc) against poor poland, without that bolan would be superpower and rich-check
Vodka lovers-check
You are just catholic russians, thats why you hate russians so much, because you are just long seperated twins
>>57162978
fuck off revisionist.
Germany was actually Poland and Poles pulled the strings of all of it. Adolf Hitler spoke Polish as well.
>>57163011
If we're twins, then that makes you our faggot younger brother.
>>57162790
no I don't bully
>>57163011
That is not a bad thing though.
I just find it sad that Poles and Russians hate each other so much despite beeing so similar
>>57163051
Younger, wiser brother who moved to bigger nicer house while you two are keep fighting about spirit of camel shit and beging us for changes so you can drink vodka
>>57163202
More like brother that likes to dress like a girl and suck strangers dicks in a gloryhole.
That would describe Czech so perfectly.
>>57158670
there's nothing wrong with central europe
>>57163110
>despite
more like
>because
>>57163011
>Nacionaltic-check
Not much.
>Religious(fanatics)-check
Not much
>Old legends and myths about how great poland was-check check check
Nope. It was weak country ruled by greedy magnates. But it had Winged Hussaria.
>Always victims, great conspiracy(german,jewish etc) against poor poland, without that bolan would be superpower and rich-check
It's common human trait. People usually tend to blame others for their misfortune. I don't know why you consider it solely Russian and Polish trait.
>Vodka lovers-check
Beer already overtaken Vodka.
>>57163110
actually we're not that similar and we don't hate each other that much
>>57163593
What are the differences between Russians and Polish?
>>57163631
we care more about politics
we're not that conservative when it comes to tradition and habits
beer is more popular here
religion is different
cuisine is different
>>57160079
If it's any consolation, we have 91000+ immigrants from Poland and 35000+ from Lithuania and I lump you guys together as one.
>>57163559
>Beer already overtaken Vodka.
>>57163959
>beer is more popular here
makes me sad desu
>>57163631
>>57163959
+ Polish is Russian with a lisp
>>57163959
>not conservative
>outlaw abortion
>>57164027
that's our conservative gov, that was elected not because it's conservative
>>57161613
>germans are probably the first ones to get roused and hurt
You are part of Central Europe, tho. The part you took from Germany. :^)
>>57163011
>nationalistic
>kek implying its a russian thing
Nationalism is good and every normal country that isn't cucked like czechia is like that.
>religious """fanatics"""
Of course. From a czech faggot point of view.
>legends and myths
Only facts you can check on the wiki.
>Always victims, great conspiracy(german,jewish etc) against poor poland, without that bolan would be superpower and rich-check
That's only facts again, friend. Give me historical example of Poles being agressive, brutal barbarians sloughtering innocent civilians from neighbouring countries. Protip: you can't.
>Vodka lovers
Why wouldn't we love our invention? It's not our problem that asiatic mongrels stole it.
KEK pepiks are so delusional. Sometimes I wonder if you live in some alternative reality.
>>57164027
>outlaw abortion
actually this is a perfect example of one of the differences between Poland and Russia
>>57164297
just because the abortions are illegal doesn't mean they don't happen
>>57163011
Couldn't have said it better myself
Exactly those aspects that disgust me in Russians are present in Poles
>>57163011
>nationalism and religion are bad things
