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>>57155838
乙
なんかテンプレの日本語おかしいぞww
サンキューございます
Scared yet, japs?
5th for youngju in starting eleven
>>57155838
結局キアヌで実写化の話はおじゃんか
日本人へ
きみたちは どうやって そんなに すばらしい人に なっていましたか?
僕のすごくシットな日本語を ゆるしてください。
>>57155943
inbreeding
>>57155943
>きみたちは どうやって そんなに すばらしい人に なっていましたか?
>>57155838
乙
>>57155943
チンポを吸って止めろぞ
今夜7:30からサンTVで「明日に向かって撃て」のTV放送がある
アメリカン・ニューシネマの名作だからぜひ見なければ
>>57155943
>きみたちは どうやって そんなに すばらしい人に なっていましたか?
japs are uncivilized, awful and racist people, they just pretend to be """""""""""""nice""""""""""""".
China is the only success story to come from asia
this is the quality of the meat I benis will taste in korea
stay mad world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGKeA3xUzxU
彼女は"日本に来たら一緒にお花見に行く"と言ったばかり
痛々しい五毛だな
>>57156050
>>57155943
radiation
>>57156108
>>57156004
いいシットポストだけ ほしいんです。
>>57156119
>>57155981
BASEDのこたえ。
>>57156133
>>57156050
I can not fight my superior taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP2PILSAwLs
>>57156212
Thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NqXqqAYbyc
>>57156212
funny how you like white looking, Americanized plastic girls more than real Korean girls
loser
>>57156280
I'm trying to like this, but they sound so bland. The tune, vocals, everything.
>>57156397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edyARJq9sgM
Next thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nftxDrStny8
Going to a show tonight. Maybe I will find drunk girl
real thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLJ-jXJLPcU
>>57156539
Normie……?
>>57156451
Tune is better, but that's extremely opinionated, vocals are just pure moe appeal, and that's even worse than bland.
I've been recently entertaining this as my running music of choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5_i1I3g3j4
THREAD MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0
a new day starts 4:38 am Peru
discussing the entire night with the chinese , fucking cheaters
I will sleep probably 2 hours then back to work
just for the end of this year go to korea and pay hookers to do deep facesitting over rmy face
>>57156544
>PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI
I still don't understand why this had become a massive meme.
>>57156737
I think somebody was wiping /b/ and other boards with it at some point.
>>57156708
I've been in this thread for five minutes and I already think that your country is worth turning into radioactive ash.
Thread video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrmA-nZjTh8
>>57156708
>>57156591
I want to become one
卍
>>57156986
temple
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI0zzyEcLa0&t=14m25s
>Peru
shitposts about his stupid life all day
>German koreaboo
shitposts about his plastic korean waifu all day
>Me
Gets attacked by japanese people, defends the glorious motherland with facts and figures, only posts truthful stories about japan's decline.
And they hate me the most, why do they persecute me so...
>>57156970
Good luck(`・ω・´)
holy shit, she's in the starting eleven
>>57156986
Bankai!!
I'm wondering....
Is there anyone here who has never used a public pay phone?
With spread of mobile phones, it's getting rare to see a pay phone on town lately in Japan.
Do Japanese like veiny arms?
Most white chicks I go on dates with don't like my arms so i usually have to roll my sleeves down
Probably an easy one to answer but, broad shoulders are considered good right?
>>57157310
Do they actually tell you "Can you roll your sleeves down, you're freaking me out"?
犬食い3馬鹿(中韓北)に付きまとわれる日本語スレ
>>57157310
are you the ginger?
>>57157243
Never used one
So when I visit Japan, no I need to shave of all my body hair to fuck a Japanese girl?
>>57157310
Broad shoulders are good only on tall men.
I'm a swimmer with a broad shoulder, but I'm short and the broad shoulder makes me look even short.
>>57157243
I never used a public phone
You can still see them at post offices and train stations around here, but not anywhere else, I don't think.
>>57157365
kek
nah they either make a joke or remark making a hint they don't fancy them.
>>57157412
nein, meine haare ist dunkel blonde
>>57157420
Oh yeah, I am 190cm but I'm thin. You can't have everything I guess huh.
代表ウィークが終わって欧州リーグが再開する
どうなることやら
>>57157416
little girl can't hang up phone !!!!Jukin Media Verified (Original) https://youtu.be/bmuJj8-k8pM
I've never felt so old...(´・ω・｀)
>>57157489
The Tokyo Station is a station used by 416 thousand people daily, but there is only one spot where public pay phones are installed.
Time has really changed.
>>57157561
Modern kids don't even know what pager is.
>>57157393
+鹿児島
>>57155794
え?
知恵袋って文法で何かが分からない時、頼るのが好きだが、やめたほうがいいかな
>>57154323
ついにラブホでSEXか?
あしたから新しい年度のはじまりやで
>>57157417
No problem.You don't need to shave your hair.
there she is... freekick specialist
>>57157712
あそこは結構適当なこと言うよ
これ世界共通じゃないか? yahoo answersとか
>>57157083
え、写真の人だれ?
君がポーランドボール書いてたのか?
>>57157658
I'm not sure whether I should admit I used to own one or not...
>>57156635
you are such an artist. (*´ω｀*)
>>57157902
Hello oyaji, lmao
>Find japanese cutie gamer boys on twitter
>Reply to their tweets with w w w and bad google translate
>Instant follow back, then DM, then dick pics
Sugoi
>>57157855
Thanks my Japanese friendo
>>57157942
I'm a milf with wild desire and big boobs.
>>57158049
H-hey~
Are your big boobs real big boobs or fake? (fat woman's big boobs are fake)
>>57157990
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>57157990
STOP CATFISHING THEM
>>57157897
うん、フランス語版もあるけど、フランス人なんかほぼ母語もちゃんと書けないクズしかいなくてイライラしてるからできるだけフランスのネット避ける
>>57157990
post the pics, please. please?
>>57158535
I'm not catfishing them, I really am a girl. Just funny how thirsty Japanese men are for qt white girls
are jepanese teen boys dicks cute?
>>57158563
>Knowing youll get a reply and their nudes
>wanting to see their tiny dicks
why?
>>57158563
>I really am a girl
>Japanese men are for qt white girls
pfff
>>57158049
Wanna fuck?
>>57158563
So how do I open a twitter account as a white girl and make it look genuine?
>>57158604
I'm 18yo cute Japanese boy
>>57158604
It's usually men ages 20-35. Pretty cute
>>57158653
I have yellow fever
>>57158696
Idk, I post a lot of selfies and tweet about how shitty my day has been. I guess find a cutie on instagram that doesn't have many followers and upload their pics.
>>57158729
im talking about younger boys
>>57158604
>sexually harassing
You should ask Finns that
>>57158794
You know what I find unpleasant? Lack of videos of japanese teen schoolgirls whoring themselves on webcams. I know you guys are strict with porn and stuff, but still.....
>>57158773
introduce your cunt pls.
>>57158563
Real Japanese men would never do that!
>>57158871
I have done that twice.
>>57158563
>I really am a whore
fftgj
>>57158960
I AM EXTREMELY FUCKING DISSAPOINTED IN YOU
>>57158871
wrong!
>>57158963
Eh not really, I never send them any photos or ask for any photos. I flirt with them a bit but never mention anything sexual. I've got it down to a system really.
>>57158999
so you don't want to see my dick?
>>57158675
Pls respond
Hello
>>57159085
I'm not really a milf.
>>57159050
>I never send them any photos or ask for any photos
That fact doesn't unmake you into a normal woman instead of a whore.
>I've got it down to a system really.
Case in point
And of course, all this is told by
A
FUCKING
LEAF
「MILF」は日本語で何というのですか
>>57159138
"Wild desire" part is maybe probably good enough.
>>57159180
>MILF
美魔女?
好意的に呼ぶなら
>>57159138
Well what are you then?
>>57159258
>>57159180
魅留婦
>>57159305
I'd fuck a cute crossdressing shota.
>>57159326
日本人の熟女がほしいんだ
>>57159320
>魅留婦
頭がいいね、君
この中にデブデブデブリンがいます
Oof... Phew...
penalty kick for suwon. busan gk saves aiaiaiia
>>57159138
If you're a girl I'd fuck you anyway, I like sex too much.
>>57159853
its funny because everyone thinks japanese people have no/low sexdrives
but some of yall are like rabbits
>>57160005
>everyone thinks japanese people have no/low sexdrives
Only you think that. Social anxiety and libido have absolutely nothing in common, you fucking monkey.
いっぱい食べてきました。
飾りの野菜まで食べれてアメリカ人の神髄を見せてやったと思います。
お店の人が空っぽのお皿を提げた時のびっくりした顔を見て満足しました。
>>57160005
It's not low sex drive, it's just that it's hard to talk to people of the other gender so it's easier to just masturbate.
... My parents are not home right now, anon.
>>57160074
美味しかった?
俺は最近思ってたけど、
もし他人が居て、で俺は個人的にその人が苦手だとすれば、
どのような理由で、あんな人の存在を許さなければならないのだろうか
法律という邪魔がなかったら気に入らない奴等を好きなように殺しちゃえばいいじゃないか
>>57160174
Please don't tease me like that, anon.
>>57160184
美味しかったよ
チーズナンとキーマカレーの山盛りサラダ付きセットと、変なめっちゃ薄いおせんべいみたいなやつと、タンドリーチキンを2個と、インド風の肉まんっぽいやつを2個食べたぞ
>>57156635
That dick is too big
>>57160174
日本人はなぜそんなにエロい
>>57160048
kek calm down cykablyatbro
>have absolutely nothing in common
yes it does, if you are too shy it is hard to find someone to fuck. which is a relation. which is why "I" thought so.
>>57160085
Are BrazilBros commonly socially anxious?
>>57160174
You are a middle aged business man, Anon. It's time to stop wearing these short skirts.
>>57160307
英国人、淫獣を発見す
デブっても構いません。
ちなみに
おさらをさげると打つと提げるに変換するけど正しいのか?
下げるもさげるもその後に出てくるけど
>>57160369
>Are BrazilBros commonly socially anxious?
Not really, but if you see one in 4chan there's a decent chance he is.
>>57159577
What does "888888..." mean in niconico streams?
>>57160208
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. (Hamlet. Ⅱ. ⅱ. 249-250)
>>57160443
パチパチ
Clap clap clap
>>57160443
"hahahahaha"
>>57160469
>>57160479
Which one is it?
>>57160469
Oh, that's right. Disregard what I said here >>57160479
HueHue country (´・ω・`)
>>57159067
I want to see it
>>57160429
それは何よりもエロい
>>57160533
I love Brazil
>>57160208
・放っておけば、そのうち死ぬ
・そいつを殺すことで、今後の自分の生活に不利益が生じるとしたら、自分の損だ
>>57160174
>>57160875
ローソンの服け?
>>57160174
すぐそこに座って下さい。
Can anyone else outside JP access Niconico? I can't seem to access it unless I use an SSL tunnel.
近くのローソンには俺の気に入りタバコを覚えてくれたおばあちゃんが店長で勤めているよ
>>57161011
Yes, they even give me the English version, although I'd prefer the Japanese one for practice but I can't find where to change the language.
>>57161120
なんか話したりする?
>>57161145
Weird. Even downforeveryone tells me it's down but when I use Putty I can access it.
http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/nicovideo.jp
>>57161205
Oh you meant right now? I thought you meant just in general, I just tried to access and it seems it's really down.
>>57161011
racists keeping kuso gaijins out again
>>57161145
Also, Region and Language settings are both at the footer.
>>57161205
I think it's a DNS problem.
I can't access nicovideo.jp right now but weirdly enough I could access account.nicovideo.jp
>>57161275
Rainbow
>>57160899
You caught me (´・ω・`)
>>57161293
>account.nicovideo.jp
This one works here as well
>>57161193
あまりしないね
笑が癒されるおばあちゃんだ
こういう言い方通じるかなw
>>57161367
笑顔?
>>57161344
or nobrain.dk
What?
>>57161420
そうそうそう
笑顔をみて癒される
笑顔が癒される人とか言う?
http://www.telesurtv.net/english/news/Report-French-Commander-Forced-CAR-Girls-to-Have-Sex-with-Dog-20160331-0006.html
Is 串刺し slang for something sexual like the English "spitroast"? Or is it literal for impaling? I saw it on a list of fetishes.
>>57160533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kvv8X_-hSI
HUEHUEHUE
>>57161549
Apparently so, if you search for 串刺し in Google Images with safesearch turned off you'll find a lot of spitroasting
>>57161476
愛嬌があるって言うかな
>>57161656
Thank you, Brazil-san
>>57161668
ありがとう
>>57160074
> 飾りの野菜まで食べれてアメリカ人の神髄を見せてやったと思います。
君が食べたのはプラスチックだ
店員さんが驚いたのもそのせい
>>57161751
You'll also find a lot of impalement guro pics, so if you ever get invited to a 串刺し be cautious.
みんな日本語上手だな。
やっぱりアニメの力はすごい!
>>57161328
deshou
>>57161836
今まで見たなかだと、韓国人が一番日本語うまいよ。
まあヨーロッパ人が英語を簡単に話せるのと同じだろうけど。
>>57161656
I don't think 串刺し has any sexual meaning. I also searched the word in google image but most of them were about impaling and couldn't get any images about sexual images or even spitroasting. The result of google image search will largely change when you turn on private search and use google during logging in your gmail account.
>>57162133
熟女は世界の奇跡だけど日本の熟女に対しておっぱいは少ない、
ただそれはいいかもしれない、熟女おっぱいを見るとちんぽが管理し難くなってる
>>57160899
>>57162498
日本人じゃない君も熟女好きだったかww
>>57162498
西洋熟女
http://jp.xhamster.com/movies/149881/gilf_grandma_i_039_d_like_to_fuck.html
>>57162638
もちろん
自分の母まで盛りたいだ
>>57162133
looks like she caught a fever
>>57162717
まあおばあちゃんはまだちょっと強いかもしれない
見たことがないけど...
>>57162844
And the only cure is dick
>>57162884
タイトルはGILFだけど内容はMILFだよ
>>57162920
>dark Luxembourg
日本人ではありません君がまた外に出ません
>>57162844
I don't put vibrator in my anus and start stripping when I have a fever though.
>>57162498
この浮気者
>>57163105
It's fucking toothpaste. France, Russia, this thread is full of toothpaste brothers.
>>57163356
It's the Confederation of Toothpaste!
>>57163034
本当だ、もしかしてタイトルの意味は若いおばあちゃんだwww
>>57163223
違う、たった今時間は22。00だ、そとへ行くわけがない
>>57163356
still better than having your period on France's flag
>>57161789
なんという?余計なネギとか
>>57162920
don't know why but I can't stop bursting out laughing just now. I may be very tired.
>>57163223
ごめんちょっと意味がよくわからない
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>>57163292
ミクさんのお願いにこたえて3d世界にいるあいだ楽しめる
>>57161789
ﾜﾗﾀ
μ’sは、日本に人気ですか?μ’sのラストライブは今日と明日です。
>>57163577
「ばらん」というのよ…でも、知っている人が少ないから通じないわ…
What does Japan think of Hong Kong? Do you see it as something different from China (better or worse) or do you see it as the same shit as China?
大学でゲームしかしてない奴
>>57163857
Not Nip but I'm pretty sure that the Japanese love Hong Kong, or at least their entertainment personalities do, given that they visit HK all the time.
>>57163803
いま、めちゃくちゃ人気あるよ
東京ドームでいまLIVEやってるはずだよ
>>57163857
香港に偽物が溢れ出しているから中国なら同じだろう
>>57163857
>>57163895
It was fun to visit Hong Kong, where food is great and English is spoken.
But now it's become full of people from mainland China.
We don't want to see them while we are on vacation.
>>57163591
No, it's a very funny comment.
>>57164073
大陸の中国人と香港の中国人はそんなに違うの?
>>57163884
なんだ俺か
>>57164196
大陸の中国人は変なパーマかけてる(´・ω・｀)
>>57163839
やっぱし辞書で出てこないw
>>57164196
I heard so. Even HongKongers try to deport them back to the mainland.
What the fuck is going on here?
こにちわ
Can anyone here provide me place to stay in Japan for 3 or 4 months?
>>57164395
something ebin
>>57164409
What are you offering?
>>57164395
I don't knwo, I don't really browse /int/ only this thread.
>>57164073
香港へ行ったことがあるも。
全体的に中国語の声が聞こえだったんだからあんな酷いところ、二度と行くまい
>>57164455
blowjob every night
>>57164493
That gets you a week if you're cute.
>>57164486
何が酷かったの?
>>57164574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clzFybU5kDg
>>57164486
まだ円が強かった頃は、香港は買い物が楽しかったわ…
>>57164486
え、じゃないちゃん?
多少の誤記はともかく、日本語スラスラ書いてるじゃん
偉い
LITTLE
JAP
ECONOMY
…この人誰?
>>57164928
弱点をついに見つけた
後で日本語は本当に簡単になった
もちろんいろいろな間違えがあるんだけどそんなことは当然だ
まだ勉強中で仕方がない
>>57165075
Nice shit post, ricepaddy 7/10
>>57165264
>弱点をついに見つけた
なんだかカッコいい
そっかー、頑張ってね
>>57164486
Because Hong Kong is in China. Westerners complaining about Chinese in Hong Kong is like Muslims complaining about haram in Europe.
>>57165215
vielleicht Deutschen
Easter?
>>57165780
Souther
>>57161789
笑いすぎて涙出た
Faster, Stronger.
who's your prison waifu?
Mari is the best looking one, but Risa is more interesting
>>57165908
Gakuto
Japanese language possible not
>>57165908
Hoyoyo > everything else
>>57160208
他の人が自分を嫌っていた時に、殺されないようにするため
>>57165660
マジ?
Is Nico Nico Douga down for you guys?
>>57165264
>弱点をついに見つけた
>後で日本語は本当に簡単になった
へえ、それが教えてくれない?
>>57166129
ごめん適当。なんだかカーンを長髪にして細身にして
細かいところを整形したらこんな人になるんじゃないか
と思ってしまった
おやすみ
