What's your excuse /int/?
oh wait...hhhahahha...you don't have one!
>>57155599
>full house
checked
Holy shit it's real
>>57155599
>>57155837
Ninguna mujer es fea si se mira por donde mea
>>57155837
Really fucking terrifying.
If there was a case of chewing an arm off to escape before she wakes up, that's it
The pussy game must be out of this galaxy
>>57155837
of course it is
Why is he dating her? She's disgusting
>>57155599
This guy should be canonized.
Fucking saint
>gum ear anon an gib me a kith
>>57155956
The bangs are a good call.
They look like a happy couple. Fuck.
>>57155974
>>57155905
I'll bet deathgrip wanking's got nothing on getting a handjob off somebody with retard strength.
>this monstrosity has a bf and has probably had sex several times
>tfw 25yr old kv
>>57155991
I don't know man. He always makes the same face, and I can see the hint of something dead in his eyes.
>>57156049
Have you tried being yourself?
what a waste of genes
>>57156066
>hint of something dead in his eyes.
I've seen that look before, its the look of a man who knows he's made a terrible mistake and now has to live with the horrifying consequences
>>57156137
STOP STOP STOP
>tfw cognitive dissonance when trying to justify not being shallow and not being attracted to this nightmare
My only conclusion is that I'm a shallow fuck.
At least I am physically attracted to my girlfriend and noone questions it.
>>57156137
That video is worse than being a cuc k.
>>57156137
Yep, that's the look right there.
>>57156001
>am tho wet fuh u anon, pls fug me
>>57156049
>several times
They've been together for three years, they've fucked hundreds of times, nerd.
>>57156137
I like the look of that man
>>57155905
she looks like chucky
>>57156163
This is why you need a good friend.
A good friend will say 'nah, better not fuck the uggo mate'
He will also club you over the back of the head, put you in the boot of his car and drive you away from certain disaster if you spend your life with a mutant
>>57155599
Buty is from the inside
Tfw you can't even get a retarded gf
Alright lads, real talk here.
If the only way you could lose your virginity/continue to have sex ever again was to fuck her, would you do it? Keep in mind you have to fuck her until you cum of course, however you are allowed to ingest any amount of alcohol and/or drugs of your choosing beforehand.
>>57156410
>Keep in mind you have to fuck her until you cum of course
well yeah, genius. that's the whole point
have you ever fucked a woman without cumming? blue balls hurt like crazy
>>57156410
Are paper bags allowed?
>>57156410
Sure, if I was drunk and I made my self cross-eyed I'm sure she'd be quite the beauty, all the parts would just fall into place.
>>57156470
no and you have to fuck her missionary
>>57156601
Maybe back when I was 14 and desperate for a root, but now I'm older, wiser and slightly less mentally damaged by hormones- nope
>>57156137
>kid's chair right next to mum, facing right at her all day watching her shovel enough food into her mouth in one day to feed sub saharan Africa for a year
Gee, I wonder how that kid's going to turn out.
>>57156462
>have you ever fucked a woman without cumming? blue balls hurt like crazy
Oh shit, this kind of. I didn't think it would be that bad, but it does actually hurt a little bit.
>>57156971
she's kinda adorable in that one though. yes, my standards are very low
>>57156971
Its complete bullshit and lies which basically made me turn my back on social media 3 years ago and never looked back
>>57157071
Low?
Mein schwarzer, you hit rock bottom, dragged out a pick and kept fucking digging
half of the women in the netherlands looks like this
no jokin,i was there once
>>57156167
>I'm a shallow fuck.
No Anon. Personality is important but so is physical appearance to both sexes.
If you want to have sex with a person who's face looked like someone tried to put out a fire with a screwdriver than that is just normal.
>>57159108
>If you don't want to have sex*
Fuck I am tired.
>>57156137
SHOOT THIS BITCH
Y'all niggas need Jesus.
>>57158838
All of the women in Spain speak like MtF transexuals. Cool it Pedro.
>>57156971
>>57155956
>>57155911
>>57155599
A lot of people are going to Social Media Heaven for making those bullshit comments.
My hand is not that ugly
