Why doesn't the US invade Australia?
Australia has a piss poor army, heaps of natural gas, oil, silver, gold, bauxite and iron ore, close to zero blacks and jews and a group-think population who are easily controlled.
>He doesn't know about the weaponised emus
>>57155104
>Australia has a piss poor army
we could fuck you up in a fight, neverEVERlands
>emu veterans
>juiced-up roos
>the spider legion
>drop bears
nah i reckon were pretty safe
>>57155104
>He doesn't know about the death spiders
>>57155104
The world isn't about war anymore, the reason we don't have giant empires you know. Trade is what runs this world
>Ocean level rising when
Alliances and shit
>>57155286
could literally do a fat, romper of a shit off the coast of the netherlands and drown the entire country
>>57155302
And nothing of value would be lost
China already owns the resources, what else would they want? the shitty animals and flora?
>>57155104
>Why doesn't the US invade Australia?
Waste of money, they could just outbid chinks and buy the place.
Fighting us on our home soil would be extremely costly.
>>57155104
Don't forget the uranium ore, A LOT of uranium ore.
>>57155104
What's the point? They're basically our vassal state as it stands
>>57156501
delet this!
>>57155104
China will try to beat USA in their own game. Those two will just end up attacking each other.
>>57155104
We can't even defeat vietnamese farmers with guns.
Our invasion force would be destroyed my the shitposting alone.
>>57156458
4u
>>57156501
Why do we not have nukes again?
>>57156674
People thought the greens where a joke and voted for them.
its not funny guys, don't vote Greens
>>57156674
because you cannot be trusted with weapons of mass destruction
They already won the cultural victory over us, what's the point
>>57155239
>>57155239
We just to need to drop some Cane Toads over there and wait.
WHY WOULD WE NEED TO INVADE A PRISON ISLAND? ARE YOU STOOOPID?
>>57156674
You can't control your shitposting, what makes you think you can control your nukes?
>>57156818
t. Literal prison country
>>57156773
We already have cane toads here
>>57157510
thatsthejoke.gif
>piss poor army
>implying
