You will get a visa to Norway and a well payed job. Only catch is you have to live in Finnmark. Would you?
In a heartbeat. Get me out of this hell.
>>57153514
I would go even with a mediocre payed job
>>57153532
what is there not to like?
>>57153514
I dont recognize norway
it's Polish clay as far as Im concerned
And I dont need no visa to travel and live on my clay
>>57153514
I'd move to Alta in a second. Why? Is Finnmark the Mississippi of Norway?
Only if I'm guaranteed a Sami gf
If I can watch a Blacked porn live, then count me in.
>>57153514
As long as I'll live in a city
>>57153626
The only "BLACKING" happening in Norway has to do with oil.
>>57153514
why the fuck would I want to live in Norway? Even if I was rich I wouldnt want to live in your frozen shithole
>>57153514
Yea, sure.
I could always get a Swe-finnish qt gf who can translate finnish for me.
>>57153561
>it's Polish clay as far as Im concerned
Moeyarz, don't you have toilet to clean or something?
>>57153514
i've been there
it was pretty grim
>>57153721
If Finnmark is called grim by a Finn,mark his word.
>>57153721
Is Haparanda also grim?
>>57153514
Do they at least have good internet up there?
>Situated far north of the Arctic Circle, Finnmark has midnight sun from the middle of May until late July. Conversely, in two months of the winter, from late November to late January, the county experiences polar nights where the sun is always below the horizon. As a consequence, there is continuous daylight from early May to early August. At midwinter, there is only a bluish twilight for a couple of hours around noon, which can almost reach full daylight if there are clear skies to the south.
>2 months without sun
I'm not sure I would get used to this t.bh.
>>57153803
at least a case of beer doesn't cost 50 euros there
>>57153576
It's more like Alaska of Norway. Big and empty of people. And the people actually living there are sami scum.
>>57153514
YES
Swede on vacation in Japan
My dream would be to live in a remote area in Sweden and to live even more remote in Norway would be even better
Would have instantly jumped onto the opportunity if it arose
>>57153811
>I'm not sure I would get used to this t.bh.
Drink goffee, lods an lods of goffee
Sure, would love to live in such a nice place.
>>57153514
>You will get a visa to Norway
I don't need one
>and a well payed job.
Great. With my first salary, I'll pay you an hour of English so that you'll write "paid" correctly.
>Only catch is you have to live in Finnmark
Where's the catch?
>>57153721
>>57153787
sounds like my kind of place, sign me up
>>57153649
The biggest "city" in Finnmark doesn't even have 15,000 inhabitants.
>>57153804
Even Samis have had fiber optic internet for over 5 years now.
>>57153532
>29°C minimums
JUST
>>57154063
>I'll pay you an hour of English so that you'll write "paid" correctly.
Ta gueule Pierre, don't act so superior you cunt.
>>57153532
>A Phoenix is a fiery bird
>Phoenix is a fiery shithole
It's like pottery
>>57154063
>Frenchman attempting to correct someone's English
>>57154392
ta gueules*
Rightful finnish clay tbqh
Still it's not that bad. Better than 90% of the rest of the world.
>>57155309
this
gib back ruija
>>57155309
we'll let you take finnmark from norway if you give back österbotten.
>>57153514
>Finnmark
Yes.
>>57153559
4 months of darkness to begin with.
>>57154063
>>57155267
and the french wonder why people call them snooty.
>>57153532
Phoenix can't really be that hot can it?
>>57153872
Could you live in darkness and cold for half the year?. This pic is midday. There is nothing to do but drink and fight with the local sami clan
>>57156289
Can you take sami qts as spoils of war?
>>57156289
this is so comfy holy shit
where do i sign up?
>>57155429
Add lappland and you've got yourself a deal
>>57156343
No that's illegal, but they can trample your garden with their reindeer with no consequences,
Definitely. Just take frequent flights to somewhere warm and bright with my oil bucks.
>>57154201
They even have fiber optic internet?!?!?
>perpetual darkness
>snow
>solitude
>beautiful scenery for the 1 time a month I'd leave my sperg cave
>autistic Sami qts everywhere
>get to live off Norwegian petro-dollars
Sign me up right now.
soon finland will be ours
>>57156857
And what exactly would the purpose of annexing Finland be?
>>57156942
mongol unity
I once met a hot girl from Trondheim. Man I wanted to fuck her in the arse so very badly. I know this has nothing to do with your thread, really; I just thought I'd reminisce.
>>57155429
>implying you need to "let" us
Nobodys asking permissions from sweden lol
>>57153514
nah, they're cryptorussians there
>>57157526
Norway is rightful clay of our Kingdom, if you want part of it you gonna have to pay up. Just how it works.
>>57153514
As long as I have internet equivalent to what I have now and a heater, sure. Secluded corners of the world sound comfy to live in.
>>57153514
HELL YES I LOVE SNOW AND DARKNESS
it would be like every day a nightwalk
>>57153514
>Finnmark
>norway
Good meme
>>57153514
Is it where they sprek russenorsk? I would if yes.
>>57153514
How well paid?
>>57156469
>garden
What grows there?
>>57157009
Thats a weird looking koala senpai
>>57158009
snow
Guess I would have to import most things.
Such as books and electronics?
Is it really a horrible place?
>>57158046
Snow doesn't grow, Mehmet. It's god walks on the clouds and the clouds peel off down on the ground.
>>57158214
>Is it really a horrible place?
Depends. If you are born there i guess you learn to cope. My brother spent a year there after he graduated. He became severely depressed and hated the place.
>>57153576
Okay, so Norland(the big long stretch of the guitar neck) and Troms(The neighbor) already have major cities, and both of them are sorta barren.
Finmark is more barren of people. But its not a bad thing, because Finmark do have its shit together when it comes to long term economic development.
>>57155267
2/10 made me reply
>>57158214
The native population that has lived there over 150 years have gotten genes to allow them to deal with the 5 months lack of sunlight.
You don't. And if you don't take D3 supplements and drink cod oil during summer, you WILL get winter depression.
Beyond that its really cool.
Lots of snow scootering, reinder, natives, cursing and honesty.
>Great party you guys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP2Zja_-Dss
>I will never be justin beiber for a day in finnmark
>>57157674
just annex us please
>>57160336
t. beach swede
>no bundas in bikinis
>no sun
>probably no 24/7 supermarkets / pizza deliveries
>probably no 24/7 gym
I would kill myself in 3 months desu
>>57160390
there's sun all the time during summer though.
Not that hot though yeah.
>>57153514
No, it's probably nice there but cold weather blows.
>>57153514
I would actually hardly do it even in the south
that climate must be inhuman
>>57160540
It's coastal so it's not as terribly cold as the latitude might suggest.
>>57156024
There are very hot deserts in the US. Arizona is in one of them.
>>57160451
>sun all the time
How do you sleep with the sun shining?
Do people still live by the hour on the clock or does everybody's internal clock gets deregulated so that some people go to bed when others wake up?
>>57160390
This is how I live my whole life.
>>57160572
we might differ about what is cold
also what about the sun? that's even more important than temperature. being that high they probably have endless sun in summer and permanent night in winter
>>57160636
you pull down the curtains and sleep.
It does fuck up internal clock for some people though yes, but i have been living north of the arcticcircle my entire life so it doesnt really affect me.
I don't wanna get bullied by the samis or the autistic norwegians for having brown eyes.
>>57160743
You should bully them for their gay blue eyes.
>>57160766
>being this lost
I wonder how it is in the summer
>>57160817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndlQNicOeso
>>57160905
What are the temperatures like?
>>57161163
Comfortable desu
>>57161280
>negative max temperatures
>>57161346
Its not even that cold, if you move inland it can get really cold though.
Its pretty much the same temperatures as the town i live in, and its alot further south.
>>57160692
Sounds perfect, I could go for a walk in full sunlight while everyone else is sleeping.
that's the dream my brother.
>>57153514
Sure, still much better than Russia.
ITT: people severely underestimating what the lack of sunlight can do to you
you neckbeards would kill yourself after a week there
