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ABSOLUTE
SMALL
TESCO
>>57152522
A pox upon you and your house
PENIS
JAFFA
>>57152530
Fuck off fish n chips, this is real nigga hours.
This post was pre-destined
>>57152544
>>57152484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM1RS_5IAiE
>>57152544
Amazing
>>57152544
lord save us
>>57152544
script babby
>>57152544
Third eye is burning right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-6CrK6deWo
>spend an hour shitting
>arsehole is too tender to wipe
intelligent design is a joke
>>57152544
third eye wide open
>>57152599
Blessed post
>>57152576
>shitting out of your arse
>not shitting via posts
is this /brit/
Getting kinda bushy around my bum lads. Don't like it
have hidden 80% of all posts itt
putting the ice pack in the freezer in case my face is a little puffy in the morning
>>57152644
This posted will win the lottery
>>57152630
Smart lad
It's Thursday lads, reminder to take out the bins
I see what was not meant to be seen
>>57152679
Did anyone ever own a plasma TV?
how do they compare to LCD?
>>57152668
Recycle one is half full. cba.
>>57152672
fucked it
>>57152682
much worse
die after a year or more
use tons more power too and they are really sensitive to bright light plus the picture can burn into the screen
upside is much better colours but modern LCD is about the same now
Granola bars are dank
Got a week off from work soon, want to get out somewhere, anywhere, what sort of stuff do loners do outside?
me and my pet hamster haha
>>57152708
Pick up on milfs
>>57152708
shoot up cinemas
>>57152708
Rent a cabin in the Scottish Highlands
>>57152721
>when your third eye opens
>>57152708
jump from high lengths
seriously considering moving into a mobile home, lads.
Soon, goyfriends
>>57152708
move to a small town in Idaho
>>57152766
You get banned from /sp/ lad?
>>57152672
third eye has sealed itself shut now lad
Just got home from work xo
Who wants to join me in the shower to wash each others willies
>>57152766
Haha. Where is Bulbul btw? I miss his parrots.
You're going to die in your sleep the next time you go to bed
>>57152807
What's cooler than being cool?
>>57152723
Bit too much of an autist to pick up anything except sloths twin sister
>>57152740
Maybe I'll watch a film
>>57152746
and do what in it?
>>57152758
how high?
>>57152775
how much would it cost me?
>>57152780
Bans are temporary
The reign of our robot overlords will be eternal
>>57152766
hit me with it in the webms when you can please m8
>>57152802
Crescent fresh son.
>>57152702
>upside is much better colours but modern LCD is about the same now
>still can't do true black
>advocating for tech that uses a backlight
lmfao
>>57152802
*bool blood
>>57152791
bet you're one of those fat aussies
no thanks m8
all the girls you know have willingly degraded themselves via sucking a dick
>>57152837
>girls are sexually active
pmsl you seething little virgin. Have some sex please
>>57152832
I put that brack in my brack
I just now realized that I've wasted 4 years on 4chan. Four prime years reading all of your posts. Every single night since I was 19 years old. It's actually unbelievable for me to think about a day without reading 4chan post after post. It's amazing to me that I've still been able to manage a healthy social life, albeit reading your posts at every bored opportunity I have.
>>57152837
would do the same if i were a qt girl. probably very satisfying feeling
>>57152825
"about" the same
still better colour isn't worth your TV dying after 2 years
>>57152865
>4 years
git gud
>>57152870
why not do the same now desu famalam
>>57152860
I have a gf
*Touches the untouchable*
>>57152888
Just checking in on you lads. Hope everyone's doing well this morning. Don't be gay lads.
>wasted almost my entire youth and opportunity on 4chan
haha ending it soon haha
>>57152837
I called my sister a cocksucker the other day because I was mad and wasn't thinking of the words coming out mouth. Her rebuttle was girls are supposed to suck cock
i substitute the 'chon for meaningful platonic relationship desu
Anyone been to Thailand? need to visit a south east Asian country for that spiritual slum experience
>>57152865
>4 years
I remember tripcunt eras 4 years ago.
>>57152898
your sister sounds hot
>>57152898
>sodomy
>supposed to happen
Absolutely haram.
>>57152898
>t. a liar
Why bother?
>>57152922
>Asia is "more spiritual"
loving every lel
>>57152922
yeah
>>57152946
Buddhism and all that
>>57152967
Aren't you on a proxy?
>>57152945
Why would I lie about that, m8?
>>57152835
The only fat thing on me in my dick
>>57152986
>Aren't you on a proxy?
no
>>57152922
yeah but thailand wasn't very spiritual desu
just got wankered and road motorbikes around
>>57153005
Very surprising that your approach didn't get you on the path to enlightenment.
>>57152922
go to Vietnam instead
>>57153021
yeah i went there to find myself
>>57152995
Because you get off on it. Same as all the cuckfags write their fanfic on this shitty site too.
War what is it good for?
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU
*good for you*
IT'S GOOD FOR ME
*good for me*
How safe is it to visit Europe these days? American's have a perception of Europe being a total warzone these days. You all forbid to realize that your country is a modern day warzone.
>>57152690
I like this album
>>57153031
find yourself a ladyboy that is waheyyyy haha
>>57153048
I turned your mums vag into a total warzone
>>57153003
You willing to show me around? would bang your cock if you know what I mean
>>57153005
Sound like you didn't have itinerary. How do they treat foreigners?
>>57153024
>communists
Nah you're alright
>>57153024
>Vietnam
>Spiritual
lol
THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
THe only /brit/s in the catalogue were maxed, i had to go through NINE (9) New threads ti get here
RRREEEEEE
>>57153048
Well, it is rather bleak here.
>>57153034
I got 4 (you)s out of it, that was my real goal. I don't even have a sister and I don't like incest porn :^)
Why are nigs saying "vexed" to mean angry now?
Are they all starring in a Shakespeare play?
Rare for your flag collection
>>57151311
>>57153062
>how do they treat foreigners
They absolutely love foreigners and will constantly smile and be friendly towards you. That and most speak english.
I would've done it differently had I longer than two weeks, but it was 2 weeks before I started a full-time job so I just lived it up
Really worth visiting, loved my time there.
>>57153065
Less corrupt then, like without predators like you.
>>57153062
For what?
If you're genuinely interested in Buddhism you need to find an English speaking (or learn Thai) monk and visit his temple. That's the only real way to do it imo.
>>57153065
Honestly not sure how much I actually believe that. A lot of people in commie counties are only atheists in name. Stalin was a famous atheist but not really commie
Well good morning
>having a "spiritual awakening" in SE Asia by getting drunk on the beach with other westerners and going to raves
>>57153119
Handsome in his 20s.
>>57153102
>Less corrupt
Why are you talking about things you have no knowledge of? Just to try and squeeze in a tired insult?
Very good lad.
>>57153119
I was told by a Vietnamese girl that Christianity is fairly popular where she's from. I think it's a mixed bag but by no means a place to seek anything spiritual.
who posts before 8 in the morning.
I leave to the shops for 20 minutes, and you cunts make a new thread ,
Baka desu senpai
>>57153098
Arse desu
>>57153089
Surreal mate, seriously considering it
>>57153104
I'm not into it that seriously, just want to experience the culture and every day life of the Thais
>>57153158
the following people are all pre 8 posters
>>57153158
>>57153154
>>57153144
>>57153139
>>57153119
>>57153116
>>57153104
>>57153102
>>57153098
>>57153089
>>57153087
>>57153085
>>57153158
(You)
>>57153159
did you get me a cornetto?
>>57153180
would heem that arse
>>57153154
>Just to try and squeeze in a tired insult?
I've never attempted to insult you lad.
I've always defended you, tbfair.
In this case just attempting to provoke a reaction.
Payday :-)
Who hits Sainsbury's early in the morning to get the first cinnamon whirls? Love me a bargain
>>57153207
was last week mororon
>>57153209
you do
>>57153213
this 2bh
>>57153196
Stop trying to make heem = analingus a thing
>>57153220
it's definitely a gay thing tho
>>57153193
No, but I got coke just not for you
>>57153209
wow what a waste of money you moron
>>57153184
but it's 1:51pm
>>57153183
Then yeah, come m8
>>57153201
Your reaction was mostly me wondering why you're speculating as you were.
Would you rather 140p porn at smooth-as-fuck 120FPS or 1080p 12FPS porn that stutters?
>>57153231
degenerate
>>57153213
>He isn't a shelf stacking leftie student that gets paid bi-weekly
kys
>Haven't stopped posting on 4chan since midday yesterday
Reckon I deserve to die tbqh.
>>57153252
sara
>>57153209
>Love me a bargain
They aren't cheaper in the morning are they?
They are nice, but awful for you desu.
listening to the white stripes lads
>>57153228
It's literally not, you fucking poof.
>>57153266
t. heemed a young man last night
>>57153213
Last working day of the month for me.
>mororon
Lol neck yourself
>>57153264
dead leaves on the dirty ground
>>57153249
Coca Cola you melt
>>57153270
t. a fucking poof that nobody likes
>>57153139
Doing an ayahuasca ceremony in Peru tbf
Just wanted to say I love you lads, and it pains me that I'll never get to pinch those cheeks of yours and say it in person
>>57153280
urbandictionary proves you wrong m8
I've got a sickly cat who doesn't eat much
>put tuna on a saucer
>she nibbles at it and walks away
>take it and put it on the floor}
>she eats some more
>pick it up again and put it in the plastic dry-food bowl
>she finishes it
Honestly
>>57153289
Which cheeks?
>>57153287
brothers fathers girlfriend did that
became irritating as all hell afterwards, like third eye posting in real life
>>57153296
I suggest you get a snake also
>>57153139
pmsl Zhang, just because China is a robotic country with no personality, doesn't make the rest of Asia the same
>>57153292
What the fuck does urbandictionary know about where you stick your willy lad?
>>57152484
wait a moment, is that actually a thing? I thought it was only a joke from The Office
>>57153306
unleash the fury!!!!! :DDDDD
>>57153296
>cat always turned it's nose up at leftover kfc
>maybe a nibble at best
>one day eating kfc, get up to get something
>cat does some mad, run, ninja flip and nicks a piece of chicken
>runs out of back door and eats the entire thing
why cat, why?
>>57153302
Only sounds irritating to your pop-cult brainwashed, shrivelled up third eye
>>57153333
Talk about living under a rock
Hello 2010!
>>57153337
enjoy your toxoplasmosis
No news is good news
>>57153274
How many ThaiBritlads are there?
You post as one.
I thought I had you scoped as a lad. But, not sure which I'm chatting to at any particular time.
opened my third eye and saw the nameless things deep beneath the earth lads
>>57153314
rule of majority
haven't been to sleep yet
>>57153373
consider yourself
>>57153352
this was like 10 years ago, I'm alri
>>57153361
2
>>57153329
Oh lad don't be so CHEEKY
>>57153350
>Talk about living under a rock
Not every place in the world subscribes to degenerate anglo non-culture
>2010 was 20 years ago
thank you for reminding me faggot
>>57153368
>I'm gay
That's a bit gay of you to tell us lad.
>>57153377
can stay dormant in your system for years
literally worse than aids
>>57153391
>Not every place in the world subscribes to degenerate anglo non-culture
says the italian in /brit/
>>57153402
no u
>people who swear constantly
Vile plebs
>>57153403
oh no.. and it's transferred by cats eating chicken within a few metres of me?
Needless to say I didn't wrestle for leftovers.
So lemme get this straight a jousting contest was pretty much who knocks who off a horse with a big stick .
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>No post in a min
Sweating
why does my cat sit in my pile of clothes rather then on my bed
stupid cat
>>57153407
>says the italian in /brit/
Does making me a burger mean I subscribe to fast food culture?
doing a go to the toilet
Solidifying my position
Going to work again
3rd time this week
talk t'ye again
wish i was confident and masculine
>>57153455
Cats are ARROGANT students
>brighton the gayest part of the country literally voted green
Why are (most) gays so leftist, lads?
>>57153483
have a good one lad
am I a special snowflake or did everyone get into this "closed" beta?
>>57153438
its transferred by microscopic faecal particles that are all over where you prepare food as cats are want to walk all over them, utterly disgusting creatures
Hate sunlight
>>57153508
Pretty sure cats are the most popular pet in the UK and can't say I've ever heard anyone contracting this.
Wish you just said 'i h8 cats sooo much!' so we didn't have to have this pointless back and forth.
>>57153528
inb4 someone corrects me and says it's dogs..
okay I've googled it now.
We've got a vampire in our midst lads
>>57153528
passive aggressive strawmanning from the poster whose balls haven't dropped yet
im shocked
>>57153545
It's usually something like dogs are the more popular pet, but cats are the most numerous
>>57153180
delicious
>>57153557
ad hominem expecto patronum.. yeah yeah m8
>>57153563
cats are just easier to keep I suppose.
>>57153488
Undeveloped female like brains that favour emotions over logic
>>57153585
>ad hominem expecto patronum.. yeah yeah m8
You're a pathetic cunt. One of two. It all makes sense now.
What are you doing here?
>>57153615
Wasting time at work, u?
Map of who came second in the election
>tfw living in a beacon of hope surrounded by literal labour pakis
Quite intimidated by schoolchildren desu
Is the church of scientology thirdeye approved?
>>57153652
Why?
>>57153620
I'm watching.
>>57153665
Very good, carry on.
morning lads. morning nonce.
love having a read while doing a poo
>>57153652
Same. Passed some when they were on a trip to the theatre and it was horrible
>>57153528
Being irrationally salty is a prime indicator of toxoplasmosis
>>57153691
what are you poo-reading lad? anything good?
>>57153658
Oh dear oh dear
>>57153501
Good luck anon, we're all counting on you
>>57153726
What lid
>>57153658
To fully open your eye you actually have to start your own religion
>>57153714
oh fug
Enjoy your cease and desist from Kink Inc
>>57153725
usually it's my first read of the news for the day
why do israelis have yank accents?
Is Lincolnshire a nice place to live, lads?
>>57153752
/mlp/
brown eye is opening lads
>>57153824
quite liked Grantham
>>57153840
quite like u
>>57153822
yanks pay for most of their stuff so they probably learnt the accent as a thank you desu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v7GRlcZ5NT
>>57153903
palestinians have it too though. it's surreal
>>57153924
they probably learnt it off the israelis desu
>>57153909
>every time
>>57153822
they all sound like Arabs
You know what the most patrician fetish is?
Sound
morning Lloyds
someone is walking with heels near my window
the sounds of heels hitting the floor is kinda sexy ngl
changing my colours
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KgwEjhguyA
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aeokvYGoGH
any of you lads try to not wash your hair? just looks better after 3 or 4 days of dirt desu
>>57153744
If only super deep throat was an alien training game
>>57154016
Recognise that instrumental from Saints Row desu
got the job m8s
$70k starting
i feel superior to all of you, not even joking
>wake up
>shower and eat breakfast
>hop online
>check sites
>nothing good
>day over and it's only 08:45
new record I think
Might take some drugs or something to eek some enjoyment out of the remaining 16 hours.
>>57154159
go to the gym you lazy bellend
>>57154115
Ye a little grease can give some good hold
>>57154159
read a book
Feeding my 3rd eye
>>57154149
Good man.
lol we feel inferior.
>>57154159
>hasn't even jerked off yet
>calls it a day
MEDIOCRE
>>57154149
WHAT'S THE JOB??
>>57154149
i earn more money than you
>>57154195
hope its organic and fair trade
>>57154159
Go for a run.
>>57154159
>shower
>eat breakfast
FONT
>>57154159
You have a good circadian rhythm for a NEET
Also do a poo and do a wank
You lads actually shower in the morning
*looks at you with contempt*
>>57154223
no you don't. he's a yank.
shush.
>>57154159
haha lets get blitzed off paracetamol lad
Ever tried masturbating while standing? I get a stiff neck whenever I do it
>>57154274
i do though.
had the same headache for about 2 weeks now, only temporarily knocked it down with ibuprofen
probably brain cancer
>>57154311
have a day of drinking loads of water and see if it goes lad. pint an hour minimum. you'll wee a lot but i bet it clears up desu
>>57154311
Did you quit sugar on some cutting diet?
Lack of bread and sugar feels like brain cancer.
>>57154311
Just trepan yourself
Eu is going to the dogs
anyone else here cross swords with their dad as a kid and now they're insecure about the size of their willy because of that comparion between your tiny kid dick and your dad's giant man dick?
>>57154390
ooer, bit gay desu
Eu is going to the wolves
>>57154311
happened to me before but on one occasion it was stress and the other was alcohol abuse
>>57154414
it's innocent father son bonding you insecure twat
>>57154437
*puts down your resume*
Well you're definitely qualified enough
>>57154390
I remember my fathers dick. It was proportional to his body. Mine is the same.
This is an odd post.
What facial cleansers do you use to clearly dead skin?
>>57154283
you've never masturbated in the shower before?
>>57154465
>resumé
FOY
>>57154497
The blood of my enemies!
*raises spork*
NARWHALS!
>>57154514
Resume isn't the same as a CV senpai
>>57154535
haha so random
*gives cookie*
alri
>>57154577
*doesn't know how to react because your crush is finally paying you attention*
Eeeeeep!!!!!
don't like people who aren't similar to me in terms of skin colour
committing a sin
>>57154593
roflmao *hugs*
>>57154601
My ROFLCOPTER goes TSOITSOITSOITSOITSOITSOITSOI
You lads remember back in the day when people use to say "ROFL"? If someone said Rofl to you it was like saying "that was extremely funny"
>tfw make up bullshit to get (you)s here
anyone else?
playing the odds
what time does the post usually arrive?
>>57154617
Omfg I LITERALLY Cannot Breath XD
>>57154647
in a loo?
Considering what my childhood crush is doing in life
>>57154692
Not you that's for sure haha
Is it wrong to deflower a muslim grill?
If she wanted you.
>>57154716
Yea Na bance
>>57154643
crg
some tea leaf stole my jam jar
57154617
57154653
And i thought i was gay
Been sitting here 5 minutes trying to think of an interesting post to make
Needless to say, I've had no luck
Imagine going outside and hearing people say "cuck" and talk about SJW's and feminism IRL
I'm cringing even imagining it
>>57154809
imagine going outside lol
>>57154809
the word cuck sounds ridiculous said out loud desu. try it, it's fucking idiotic. sounds made up
Who killed /brit/
>>57154941
Video
>waiting for postie
>need a shit
nobody's life is worse than mine
mcgregor is literally nuts
Having a poo at work
Made about £10 on this poo so far
Cold out
>>57155079
twisted poo poo toad
AAAAAAH
AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE
IT'S TIME TO SHITPOST ON /brit/
Having my third poo of the day
>>57155113
What's cold in your opinion?
>>57155141
3 days not 10,000 years you melodramatic twat
>>57155141
Literally counting down the minutes were you. 4:38 ET now
It's scary to think what the future of 4chan will be like
That is if there is a future
I love this place, lads, and I don't want it to change
>>57155141
clearly 3 days you idiot learn to count
>>57155181
fuck off to bed yank
no one wants to read your shite you little fairy nonce
>>57155217
The quality of posts is extremely important to this community.
>>57155174
Below 10 and windy, I froze on my way home
Need to watch classic. Wizard of Oz or The Chocolate Factory?
>>57155261
>tfw the actress who played her died ten years ago
just went to sleep
*makes a loud noise*
How long does it take for you to finish a book on average
>>57155385
I only ever can be bothered to read on lunch break at work so 3 weeks at least
about 3/4 of the way through american psycho atm
>>57155079
did the man wrestle the other man
>>57155400
*microwaves jelly fish and eats sand*
>>57155449
literally read that bit a few hours ago lad
also him tying up bethany and spraying her face with mace and biting her nipples off
keep it down in hear
*goes back to sleep*
*sets off indoor fireworks*
*does a big poo*
How often do you fall in lust? Like when youre out somewhere and you see someone that catches your fancy so strongly, you walk past them and you come back the same way to try catch another glimpse, or you stare at them a little bit?
I was in a stationery store and i saw this twink working therr, he's definitely new, i havent seen him working there before today. Short brunette hair, light brown eyes, fair skin with a small sprinkling of freckles on his kind face. The moment i saw him i questioned my fidelity, i thought about how much of a scumbag id be if i went for hom behind my bfs back. Am i crazy?
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