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Small bean regarder edition
having a look
>>57150656
>>57150645
i didnt read much but i might read more later it seems like it would be a fun read
Cara
crikey mates
another shrimp in me barbie
absolutely LOVE the Summoning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JgLFdNSwks
>>57150693
Dylan Roof's manifesto was fairly interesting too. It was very short though, he wrote it like five minutes before he went out to kill people.
Tories and UKIP voters BTFO yet again
had elliot rodger already killed his roommates before he recorded his retribution video or was it the following day?
>>57150708
Used to have that same vest
Got stolen
>>57150709
Muslims literally did all that
I've noticed when it comes to hating white people, Pakis and Indians are the most visceral about it
100% sure it's because they're on the bottom of the sexual food chain
>>57150709
Yeah it's not like the blacks were already enslaving and eating each other before whites got there, and that we improved the quality of their lives and forced them to stop slaughtering each other
>>57150692
stop this gimmick plz
>>57150708
i wonder if he realises that now there's no chance he will ever lose his virginity (to a girl)
Might do an Elliot and pour hot coffee on normies in Starbucks tomorrow.
>>57150709
>go to white country
>surprised when it has a white standard of beauty
No point me even posting this, everyone here already understands.
Part of me wants to go on Reddit and just scower for shit like this so I can expose hypocrisy but I know it'd just get buried or deleted.
two chicks at the same time
>>57150716
She's not that good looking but that accent of hers makes me not even care. Don't even get me started on chav Sophie
>>57150709
shh Carlton, is ok bb
>>57150749
Is he a virgin?
>>57150709
that bow tie offends me more
>>57150704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9cqKafnUrk
Times are tough
But we've got the best of both worlds here
I've jerked off to some questionable stuff lads. Feel proper guilty every time.
My fingers hurt and now browsing wit left hand
>>57150772
i don't know for a fact but come on, of course he is
you're all fucking stupid
>>57150797
rude cunt
>>57150749
nah girls love serial/mass killers
>>57150741
lol same with Chinese
have a little internal giggle whenever this guy in one of my classes goes off on his regular rant about Asian masculinity and how white are the devil.
I think its more a pride issue since they all were great powers and massive cunts for centuries and now they play the victim
>>57150780
>times are tough
they're not though
each and every one of us lives better than the kings of old
Never listening to anything but old kmart PA tapes again 2bh
>>57150806
what's that? can't hear you over all the stupid
>>57150787
He seemed like a sort of normie 2bh, I remember seeing an interview with one of his mates and they said he was relatively normal bar excessive Rorkeishness
>>57150816
i dont think murderers are allowed conjugals
>>57150820
ahh yes, asian """"""""""""""""""masculinity""""""""""""""""""
>>57150816
>combat boots in the cemetery
Nah he was never going to do anything questionable
>>57150830
he once got banned from a mall for asking the staff disturbing questions
wanna sleep but my bed is burning
Why does 4change romanticize white serial killers? I've noticed people here hold Breivik, Elliot Rodger and Dylan Roof in high regard, can you relate to them? Did they act on the feelings you have about things? Don't feel comfortable sharing a thread with some closet psychopaths. I'm out
>>57150859
Kek. Maybe he is a virgin then
>>57150867
i identify as elliot rodger because i am a virgin too
>tfw you'll never have a naïve obnoxious redhead limey gf
>>57150863
*tries to dance but our earth is turning*
>>57150867
>Elliot Rodger
>White
off to work in an hour lads
>>57150856
???
who cares?
>>57150867
>romanticize
FOY
>see someone break the rules
>it's nothing serious
>look at his flag
>american
>dob him in
>>57150867
This place is filled with degenerates. It is your duty to rein them in.
>>57150867
>forgetting Dorner
I think its that the idea of taking fate and society into your own hands is very romantic
DEPORT THAILAD
>>57150863
don't touch me I'm a real live wire
>>57150939
>tfw they cornered him
>>57150867
Berkowitz did it better
qt-est killer? Got to be the Boston Bomber for me.
>>57150867
Breivik and Roof did nothing wrong. Elliot Rodger was just a narcissist throwing a tantrum.
>>57150892
>literally a song about muh abbos rights muh lost generation
>>57150949
dorner got cornered
farage got barraged
trump will get stumped
assad will get mossad
howling
>>57150976
famously
>>57150867
elliot rodger is legit mocked relentlessly. no one romanticises him at all
>>57150990
desu he's probably just ugly
>>57150954
I've always thought Jeffrey Dahmer was kind of cute...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErB0R4wlB64
>>57150867
Brevik was a sap. He could have signed up with the Israelis. He knew he would have had a comfy cell after shooting youngsters in his own home.
What he did meant nothing in the grand scale of things.
Some say that's progress
I say that's cruel
imagine living in europe before muslims took it over
>>57151007
literal racist
Feminism lol
glad the steel industry is going away 2bh
Ate my mcmuffin now I'm parked up in spar car park smoking a camel
>>57151016
do they just have no self-awareness
>>57151008
There's a good chance he'd have thought the same about you.
>imagine living in europe before muslims took it over
>>57151016
sam hyde before the fame on the right
Reading about it
having a marijuana cigarette
I'm in this photo lads
>>57151035
Why?
>6am
fuck
better get to bed lads, need to be up in an hour
What self respecting lad would brag about fucking birds on tinder? I would laugh at you if you uttered such things to me irl pmsl
>>57150888
Check em
>>57151096
lol fucking hell you're right
>>57151091
that u on the left?
>>57151101
Weird virgin twat
>>57151096
Honestly might as well just stay awake
>>57151084
a cigarello?
>>57150941
You can't deport him, he's already there.
>>57151122
no lad a marijuana cigarette
>>57151118
nah lol he was a bit mashed
>>57151131
pussy
Whyyyy
>>57151092
Obsolete
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO2cRI6-UPM
I want to go back
>>57151140
I'm pussy?
>>57151091
FONT FONT FONT REEEEEEEE
>>57151146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYbtAZjB8QM
No regrets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUN-_oHH-aM
>>57151145
Pmsl you progressive little green-hugging vegan slug
I hear much support for the Monarchy
I see the Union Jack in flames *lets it burn*
>>57151091
>wearing shades INSIDE on a NIGHT
Don't like it how the lads are dozing off. Don't leave me with these Aussies
>>57151171
ah yes, let's spend billions protecting muh unionised steelworkers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ-TYUGKQqQ
good video, made me a little horny haha x
>>57151212
Hey I'm still here
>>57151171
Western nations like the UK need to move beyond basic industry like steel and embrace high tech industries.
>>57151235
Isn't the UK one of the best euro cunts at tech? You should be saying this to italians tbqh
>>57151255
it is which is why re-investing in large scale steel manufacture is dumb
>>57151212
We're here la, don't worry.
>>57151212
Rude
>>57151222
BMWF no.
>>57151235
Pmsl you clearly are trying to put that CS degree into use by cutting out traditional workers
Trumps getting attacked on all sides, man this isn't even funny. They're reporting on any little thing they find and spinning it like crazy
>you will never be a teenager listening to Agent Orange for the first time and imagining yourself as door gunner mowing down the filth again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9M31l0pkC4
>>57151308
u cant stump the donald
>>57151273
Disagree tbqh
>>57151308
the fact that both the republicans AND democrats AND the media loathe him is a good sign
>>57151308
They did the same thing with our Nige
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
>>57151308
Fear not, Aussie friend, for Trump is eternal.
>>57151308
they'll probably just end up rigging the votes tbqh
>>57151346
>then you win
one little seat
>>57151346
Nice quote there lad, you didn't steal it by any chance did you?
>>57151346
Wish I could vote for him desu
>>57151308
Do you imagine Trump will do anything for the rest of us?
He'll do fuck all for the states as it is. Fair enough, they have shit options. Hilarity is a cunt.
Anything they choose will be bad for us.
feeling pretty bummed, lads. I literally can't even get a job as seasonal help unloading trucks at a hardware store. I also got turned down at best buy
i shot a man in reno just to watch him die
>>57151362
His party member did, couldn't even manage to get South Tanet
>>57151365
stole it off gerry adams
How is it even possible to not even get interviews?
I bet your CVs are like 10 pages long and not even formatted, even dole mong "I'm a dynmaic hard worker" tier CVs get interviews
>>57151382
how did you fuck up that hard?
>>57151382
I have 6 years experience in pushing carts plus a masters degree in buggy mechanics yet I still had to fight my best friend to the death for the minimum wage job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0bClUp9I6w
>>57151426
thisis true for shit jobs.
but i cant get interviews for good jobs
>>57151387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zyAfZCgOlA
>>57151426
if you have no work experience they wont bother
Just over 1500 words to go for my thesis lads. Still need to do the stats for it though.
>>57151426
Are you a brit on a proxy?
>1 (one) seat
>>57151453
what a cool guy
>>57151377
Well he is running for President, not Prime Minister. In any case, he supports the Brexit
>tfw your normie veneer washes off after you know people after a month then you just cannot be arsed to converse beyond a basic level with them
>>57151475
One of the best of you cunts.
>>57151484
>tfw normie
:)
Might get a valet job with my brother. I don't even like parking my own car, but I can't get a job anywhere else
>>57151498
FONT
i'm literally a paki haha
>>57151519
FOPY
>>57151484
What do Americans make small talk about? Here it's whatever is on the news and footy. Adam Johnson being a recent topic
>>57151527
same thing most people do i imagine
>news/whatever sport is currently in playoffs/ politics
>>57151519
[screams]
The problem of leisure, what to do for pleasure?
Ideal love, a new purchase, a market of the senses
Dream of the perfect life
Economic circumstances, the body is good business
The problem of leisure, what to do for pleasure?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8tQBLT1rZw
ummm... ya...
>>57151519
you have any sisters rasheed?
>>57151526
Just call me Yankistani.
>>57151541
yeah im getting fucked on competitive internships at larger corporations.
>>57151541
>Yes, i'm actually sat in the UK, RIGHT NOW
post the vocaroo and scare the shit out of him.
Viscount, lichen lol
>>57151490
10,000-12,000 word limit lad. Load of shite 2bh
>>57151554
My name is Hardeep, not Rasheed
ᵘᶰᵃ ᵛᵉᶫᵃ
>>57151540
Dire. Hope they don't profile you as a potential school shooter
*does a post*
*gets many (you)s*
>>57151606
we talk about our favorite shootings as well
>>57151627
/fa/g
>>57151585
it's bizarro thailad lad
>>57151456
People never read thesis'. You'll get respect for sucking dick easier.
So my gf told me.
>>57151613
here you go
ᶦᶰᶜᵒᶰˢᵖᶦᶜᵘᵒᵘˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ
Poleaboo does not like being forced to use a proxy because the jany banned him for fedoraposting
need a gf
need a f
>>57151669
I'd like to say you ants are welcome here.
ᶦᶰᶜᵒᶰˢᵖᶦᶜᵘᵒᵘˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗᶦᶰᶜᵒᶰˢᵖᶦᶜᵘᵒᵘˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗᶦᶰᶜᵒᶰˢᵖᶦᶜᵘᵒᵘˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗᶦᶰᶜᵒᶰˢᵖᶦᶜᵘᵒᵘˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗᶦᶰᶜᵒᶰˢᵖᶦᶜᵘᵒᵘˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗᶦᶰᶜᵒᶰˢᵖᶦᶜᵘᵒᵘˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗᶦᶰᶜᵒᶰˢᵖᶦᶜᵘᵒᵘˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗᶦᶰᶜᵒᶰˢᵖᶦᶜᵘᵒᵘˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗᶦᶰᶜᵒᶰˢᵖᶦᶜᵘᵒᵘˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗᶦᶰᶜᵒᶰˢᵖᶦᶜᵘᵒᵘˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗᶦᶰᶜᵒᶰˢᵖᶦᶜᵘᵒᵘˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ
NEED a paki gf
>>57151650
>>57151456
>He's actually writing a thesis and not just putting all his published papers together
girls arseholes smell awful desu.
>>57151648
You're one of his concubines?
That cunt has a life.
Slagfu lads
>>57151688
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords
Too intellectual for a gf
>>57151698
here u go
when gf shits while shes on her period its absolutely vile desu
>>57151734
what a fuggin qt :-3
>"she does have a very nice figure. I've said that if Ivanka weren't my daughter perhaps I'd be dating her"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP7yf8-Lk80
Fucking christ Donald
>>57151718
is she eating raw bacon?
V̴̨̈̊̓̾̋ͣ͒͋̀́͌́̍ͥ̅ͩ͆͞҉̴̲̱̜̼̫̣̩̹̮̩E̵̢͖̹̻̟̙̫͔̗̜͈̯̭̦̱̰͈͍̖ͬ́̄̍͜͡R̨̈̒ͭ̐ͮͧ́͗ͩ̉̇̈̚͏̩͈̞͓̟̱̯̻̳̱̝͓̥̘͉͘ͅŶ̸̧̮͕͇̭̫̜̱͍̮̠͖̼̈́̓ͫ̄͌͋ͩ̏ͯ́ͪͥ́̚͟͠͡ͅ ̳̟̬̺̥̺̦̜̪̳̼̻̤̫͋ͫ͐͐́͋͒͂ͩͤ͊̉ͩ͐ͮ̄̽̌ͥ͘͟C̵̤͕̺̖͖̺̲ͦ̏ͦ̾ͮͧ́̏͋̓͗͋ͯ́͞͞Ö́̽̅̉̄̃̂ͥ̓͑̉̓ͭ̂͌ͨͣ͏͏͔͇͕̘̹̗̦͕̪͉͓̮̺̠͍͟͝N̷̸̩̪̣̣̬̺͓̝̳̼̩̫̱̜͚̝̓ͫ̇͌͌̀̑ͮ͛̀ͪ̾͛̋͘ͅͅS̴̼̗̱̖̥̗̭̼͎̪̤͎̤̬͈̥̏͐̊̾̄ͥ̉̐ͤ̚͘ͅP̡̮̥̘̲̖͇̮̯̗̆̆̈́́͗̓͊̄̔̆̌͌̓ͤ̅̈́̓̃Į̸̸̪̱͕͓̻̫͕̞̯̙̫͔̜̤̟͙̪ͥͬͦ͗ͦ̈́C͔̟̲͕̗̟̱͎͎̜͖͉̠͈͖̻ͨ̿ͯ͒́͠U̵̝͇̬̲͙͚̩̻̙͇̬̣̬͇͚̬̙͇ͤͩͦ̂̀͘Ơ̹̯̘̪̱ͧ̔̄ͥ̄͂̓͋̋͑̚̕͝U͆̏ͬ͒͋̽ͣͪͭ̾͛ͩ̽̏̀҉̴͓̺͇̬Ş̷͕͍̤̳̳̘͕̘͎̦̳͈ͩͪ̾̆̔͒̏̈͘͢ ̜̬̜͔͓̱̞̯̖̱̲̯̠̓̒̽͛ͪ̐̂ͪͧ͋̈͋ͣ̐̚̕̕͡͡P̷̵̴̯̜̞̥̥̦̬͖̟̟̬̺̘ͪ͋͐̋̓͆̈́ͅO̟̟̭͖͎̼̙̖͔̭̥̜̊͗̅̀̅̊͝S̷̴̬͔̜͉̟̳͙͍͔̞͉̩ͪͣ̋ͬͧͮ͂̓̔́́ͪͧ̍̚͝Ţ͔̺͕͖̞͚̦͙̮͙̻̤̠̤̰̖͕͚̿ͪ͐̄̅͛̀͟
>>57151718
>prosciutto
Disgusting
Which should I watch first, Ant Man, Deadpool or The Wolverine? leaning to Wolverine desu
metro boomin want some more nigga
>>57151748
Why are you watching your gf take a shit?
>>57151749
A rod was shoved up her vagina by 3 other Hindu men like me in 2013.
>>57151752
literally says prosciutto right there
>>57151782
get fucked
>>57151725
Might as well be a Quisling and not fight back.
>>57151718
*inserts book into slag pic*
see, im not a dumb bimbo im a smart bimbo
>>57151796
it stinks and tons of farts
>>57151718
I'd cum just from her accent, innit?
>>57151799
Pretty fucking sad to be quite desu
>>57151782
>prosciutto
>disgusting
Absolutely fucking massive pleb. Making me sick
>>57151785
Deadpool. It's actually good
>>57151782
>>57151718
Prosciutto is incomplete without cantaloupe
>>57151818
I like pretentious pseudo-feminists. Makes fucking then extra sexy, knowing that whatever self empowerment they've fed themselves, they'll still bow down to this superior white cock
>>57151382
better get started on getting 5 phds and 80 years of experience and then after that maybe, just maybe, you will be permitted to work at walmart
>>57151752
>>57151782
Don't hate lads
>>57151453
Such a beautiful man.
>>57151850
Giving it a go but I'm not that hyped for it desu
>>57151806
Alri Mr. "I examine the evidence before asking questions"
>>57151875
no h8 m8 I r8, would masterb8 / 8
>>57151822
She's Canadian
>>57151818
>>57151858
>>57151875
Ewwwwww negresses don't even look good while naked.
>>57151850
>its actually good
No its not. It's not as terrible as I thought it would be, but its simply not a good movie
>>57151382
Better go to university and get a useful degree, or just get some skills
>>57151908
Racist
Visited /x/ for a laff, absolutely schizophrenic in there!
>>57151785
just kill yourself you capeshit waste of life
>>57151908
t. alan turing
I've hit a wall with nowhere to go, shall I look back in fear or venture forward
>>57151752
Slice of raw back bacon.
Fuck I didn't even look.
Why would you eat raw meat. That's pork tapeworm in some cunts.
>>57151934
I watch them for enjoyment and thats what I get
if you have a heart problem please look away
>>57151929
Actually can't believe it's the same girl as >>57151718. Thought she was white for a sec but that nose
Should I go into my cold cold kitchen and make some scrambled egg?
>>57151387
I was going to make this post
doing a serious worry
>>57151985
Don't want to be waking up the parents do you lid x
>>57151918
Its better than Shit-Man and Crapverine
>>57151785
Watch Wolverine first because it's most shit.
Deadpool next then Antman.
Deadpool is a gf film. If you have
Never mind.
>>57151985
is mummy asleep?
>>57152004
true.
>>57151963
I'd go absolutely mental on a body like that. I want to suck her boobs so hard I rip them off
>>57151963
that dress is stupid
doesn't even cover her body wtf
>ywn blow a savage's head off with an elephant rifle
if you have a heart problem please look away
>>57151987
johnny cash was/is a legend mate.
>>57152036
bent
>>57152006
I'll stick a pic of my waifu on the settee next to me
All my regrets will be paid when I get laid
let her blow let her blow let her blow
>>57152023
>that dress is stupid
genius in simplicity
>>57152022
I'd legit pay $100 to twist her nipples really hard through the fabric
>>57152036
looks like me lol
>>57152036
He English?
So this is the report that Salon have made
But if you watch the video the girl punches someone before she gets pepper sprayed so it was self defense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA1S0KQD2W8
>>57151982
Think she's a quarter black but yeah definitely got a hefty nose on her
>>57151985
make poached eggs instead
I'm applying to be a Janny
Got my CV up to date, quit my job, I'm feeling good.
When they say 'Anything you'd like to ask us?', what should I say?
>>57152059
>Salon
mate.
>>57152037
yes but I was in the kitchen thinking about those exact lyrics and how /brit/ would enjoy them
and then I come and see they've been posted already
>>57152051
>paying hundreds of dollars to touch her boobs instead of benis into bagina
>>57152036
men are truly so unappealing
dunno how women are attracted to us
>>57152051
$100 CAD, what is that like $15 usd?
>>57152059
that picture makes me laugh every time I see it
>>57152026
i bought a mossberg 590 for home defense and ever since i bought it i've been leaving my doors unlocked just so i can get a break in and blow an intruding meth addicts head off. I live in a poor area so it's only a matter of time. Already had my car broken into twice in 6 months.
>>57152076
bit odd desu. i was randomly thinking of those exact ones even though I haven't listened to him in ages
only thought of it to post on /brit/.
>>57152083
ugh
so uncivilized
>>57152059
sleeptightpepper
>>57152059
the media is an absolute joke, they spin everything about trump but then act super clinical when people attack his rallies
>>57152108
same la
>>57152099
you are a disgusting person
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/12207701/Mossads-hiring-of-a-Nazi-killer-can-teach-us-how-to-deal-with-Isil.html?sf23401379=1
Good point
underrated how wild it is that google maps is mapping things with cameras like the ocean and trails that we can see at anytime we want with the click of a button
>>57152099
>home defence
boring
at least take it to the range
I hate ranges in Canada, they are so awful
better just to drive out into the middle of the woods and shoot your own targets.
>>57152099
haha dat bayonette.
you truly are free.
>>57152135
3rd eye is twitching from this
What's a good cause worth dying for?
>Inb4 Kurdish independence or European racewar
Not made much progress with /asiangf2016/ if I'm honest
>>57152157
Don't understand this article at all
>>57152179
how can you expect someone else to tell you what your life is worth?
>>57152179
irish republicanism
if you're willing to commit ill forward your address to the ra and you just sit tight
>>57152169
Thanks! The shell holder was made by a leather craftsman, I bought it about four years ago. Don't think he made many of them. He included a nice sinue lacing to tie it up with when he sent it to me. If I read his stamp correctly, his name was Dennis Alexander.
*hacks in to your third eye*
*uses it to control you*
>>57152179
opening your third eye
>>57152060
If she's quarter Black I feel pretty bad for her, she looks more negroid than many mulattos, about on the level of maybe a quarter White.
>>57152169
That's not mine. Just off of google images. My stock isn't walnut although I wish it was
>>57152168
I do take it to the range. I haven't taken it out into the woods yet, just waiting until the weather gets nice enough to camp
nigt lads
*third eye opens*
At last I truly see...
*votes UKIP*
>>57152202
Well, I hope she serves you well.
>>57152203
third eye is a colloquialism for japs eye you utter bender
>>57152191
She's saying we need to hire Muslim suicide bombers to take on ISIS obviously.
Dead dad
>>57152210
Waiting for morfeus lad
writing an adventure novel lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNBKvdJZUDo
>>57152261
What's the plot lad
>>57152199
Lad, Always with the Irish republicanism maymay.
It's over. Don't tempt the yanks with this.
>>57152059
hahahahahaha
she was salty so they gave her some pepper to go with it xDD
>>57152249
so Foederati?
worked for the Romans eh
>>57152267
Never noticed how bears are pudgy, unaesthetic doggu
>>57152247
Please learn more about the third eye(tm) gimmick, before replying to me again.
Thank you.
>>57152276
>>57152255
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57152199
Oh boy, I'm 1/95th Irish. Can I bring my cheeseburgers and my AR-15?
>>57152285
Up until it didn't
>>57152276
makes a good point desu
I never go to the doctor
>>57152289
i know all about it and its shite
>>57152270
Nigel Farage is being hunted globally for stealing milky ways from the paki shop, but he didnt actually commit the crime it was _____ that framed him
Free all the mandem up in HMP, soon touch road
>>57152308
pineal gland status: killed in action
>>57152314
Russell Brand
>>57152320
>>57152276
>>57152255
fuck my life. im off by 1 everytime
>>57152314
>stealing milky ways from the paki shop
loving the symbolism, very artistic
>>57152314
Sean Bean
>>57152314
Gee I wonder who that could be. Sounds intense lad
This post was pre-destined
>>57152368
>>57152157
So Europe should hire daesh members to kill current daesh members?
>>57152355
dcosl
NOW
I saw Nigel Farage at a grocery store in london yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
New bread again.
My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Thailad."
>>57152424
poor little fly
caught in my web
>>57152409
thanks mate
>>57152374
How long are you living in Thailand for? Can you post a vocaroo of your voice, you had posted one in a vocaroo thread probably a year ago and it was funny sounding.
the cycle continues
>>57152466
You have been cursed
Love bullshitting at work to make my life sound more exciting than it actually is.
>>57152459
How can anyone speak anything other than English? Every other language just looks goofy as fuck.
>>57152179
>cause worth dying for
doesn't exist. if you want to kill yourself, do it, but don't beat around the bush and pretend there's any nobility to death
>>57152465
like wha??
This thread is dying
New
>>57152484
>>57152484
>>57152484
/Brit/ was fun.
Everyone go home. Fun is over fuck off.
Nothing to see here.
