Peaceful waterfalls edition
REEEEEE!!
I WANT TO LIVE IN NEW ZEALAND!!!
>>57144748
Yes, you do. In fact, New Zealand is the best place to live right now! So I've heard.
Morning , where to find waterfalls here, need to be reborn t o be honest
Straya
Yes
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3515747/Australian-universities-ban-students-using-words-Mr-Mrs-sportsmanlike.html
>>57145578
Why the fuck are they doing this? This is just ridiculous
Reminder that New Zealand is the greatest country on earth
>>57145536
Tasmania.
>pic related
Paging Latvia
>>57144817
>>57145722
You give us too much credit, everybody knows Australia is the place to be, these posts are a shining example of the humility and kindness the average Australian possesses.
>>57145774
Lucky bastards , all that water would make a perthian mad
>>57145923
Fucking Australians with their proxies fuck off cunt this cunt is shit
I'd swim in this, would you swim in this?
>>57146489
yes
Here's a beaut , isolated and comfy
>>57146965
would swim there with my aus bf :3
>>57147303
No homo right
Going to make myself some lunch.
Thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuse_m629W0
>>57147512
Would that image you posted make for a good background?
>>57147558
For a desktop? Doubt it.
I want to watch Netflix on Windows 7 at the highest bit-rate, I don't wanna have to go to Windows 10.
How do I do it?
>>57147674
Never got Netflix, here's an idea, pay your bills
>>57147674
>tfw I hate myself and just want to move to another country where I don't know anyone
>>57148094
I know this feel. I can't live here knowing all my pasts highschool mates and family are well off while I'm stuck in a rut
Even another state would be good
>>57147474
no homos in Russia, right.
>>57148342
Dies this count as homo , hot russky chicks
>>57148463
Technically it is homo
Feed your fucking dogs
Mfw
Yu-Gi-Oh's on, good anime
Test
I'm gonna report you guys to the RSPCA very soon if you don't start treating your dogs properly.
I've already fed the dog though
Non anime pic coming through
All alone
>>57148094
You sound very Lithuanian good luck
>>57144640
more gifs like this?
>>57150550
I am with you.
>>57150759
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/334040497339758413/
Good stuff
>>57150839
Oh hey there
>>57148836
Rack off mate!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAgIFeq72oM
>>57145578
I love this
I have a headache
>>57151562
Stop giving head then
>>57151636
Feed your dog for fuck sakes
>>57151668
I did now he's sleeping tight
>>57151668
Retarded meme desu..
just fed my dog ama
Nice fog outside
i wish this was /ausnz/+/balt/+Sverigetråden
>>57152295
I wish this was /balt/ without you retarded fucks
gf is getting increasingly psycho desu lads
she went out on tuesday with her friends without me
Now tonight I am going out with a couple mates without her and she is losing her mind about it
>>57152910
she cheated on you btw
>>57152910
I had sexual relations with her btw
poo poo
Here is some Greek sunshine for your dirty shitholes.
>>57153122
>not having a pass
>>57153177
How do you do it
>>57153191
sudo screenfetch
>>57152910
she cheated, and is jealous. Dump the bitch and fuck everyone that moves.
>tfw you want to move to some part of Europe for a culture/life change but get told everywhere is shit
>>57153216
Thanks, need it bad. Hate these captchas
>>57153320
>payed
>>57153396
FUCK
sorry
>>57153340
What kind of culture specifically , quite a lot there
Thinking I'm starting to lose it lads.
I've started talking to myself just to hear someone speak. I've been alone for too long. My computer is having troubles working so I've started alternating between swearing at it and soothing it and caressing it and telling it I love it.
I have assignments I need to do I can't do them on a broken computer there's one assignment in particular I was really keen to work on but I haven't been able to do more than 5 minutes at a time before my computer stops working for two hours (I'm posting from my phone right now).
Also been thinking a lot of that one ex-girlfriend I had that I never really got over even though I haven't talked to her in six years and I broke up with her. Been dreaming of her too, it's kind of driving me insane. At times it feels like I'm suffocating because I'll never have a relationship that meaningful again.
Sorry for the blog but you guys are the only friends I've got.
>>57153478
I was thinking Norway. I've hear that Norwegians (and Scandinavians in general) are sort of closed off but once you get to know them it's a really deep, loyal relationship - introverted pretty much. Not that big of a fan of fish as my every meal but I'm sure I'll warm up to it. Apparently they get good holidays from work as well. I like the cold weather and the no Sun most of the day/Sun in the middle of the night sounds really cool.
Most other Scandinavian countries are getting flooded with Muslims from what I've heard. /balt/ic countries are stereotyped to be poor and have shit living standards, not sure how much truth there is to that. Britain is also getting flooded by Muslims and too dense population imo anyway. Don't know much about South Europe was under the impression that it's more 'touristy' and doesn't have that much going on in terms of immigrating over and working.
>>57153611
you're an utter autist
What is your name so we can turn you into a meme like Alex or Daniel
>>57153637
My name is Danielle.
I'm gonna cook dinner soon, lads
Here's the catch: I don't even know what I'm cooking yet
last night i woke up at 3am to have a poop lol
>t. Russian immigrant
OH THE MEMES
>>57153706
he's right though
t. pure blooded Latvian
>>57153667
pls b auckland
>>57153667
post feet
>>57153611
I also talk to myself, but I've taken lots of drugs to stop it but it became worse
The rest I can't really relate , are you alone, I've got company with siblings which is alright
>>57153667
SALE
A
L
E
>>57153740
>he bought a dog
>only to not fucking feed it
You're fucked m8
>>57153628
Sounds right, but the grass is always greener on the other side so it may not be what you expect.
I would personally steer clear of Europe, go to North America
Is Scandinavia stable in the long run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gy94N_mcWs
>>57153799
>listening to David Memie
haha
Anyone live in Auckland and want to be my friend?
>>57153817
>insinuating that Brian Memo didn't compose the whole thing
haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g
found scatvia's favourite song lol
>>57153829
You shouldn't post anyme if you want to make friends.
>>57153829
>Anyone live in Auckland
yes
>want to be my friend?
no
>>57153829
>he wants friends
>but he can't even feed his dog
>>57153779
Have an American Citizenship so it is quite a viable option but America is full of Americans.
Plus, the advantage of living in Europe would be that during your holiday you can travel with ease to places with a completely different culture, climate, etc, for a relatively cheap price (when compared to flying from another continent).
>>57153677
I laughed , hello froggo
>>57153899
>replying to yourself
good dubs
>>57153829
>move to Auckland
>get a job and home
>message you about hanging out
>don't turn up
I would do this just for lulz
>>57153952
>get a home
good joke
>>57153922
That's not me though
Spray can deodorant gives me a headache, so I have to use roll-on.
Thoughts?
>>57153877
So Northern Europe is the destination he, good luck then
>>57153952
>get a home
lads I don't think he knows
http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/destinations/nz/78426373/15-things-no-one-told-me-about-living-in-new-zealand?
>>57154109
kiwi pride world wide XDD
Thinking of doing a suicide but not really sure what to write in a note to make my parents feel less bad.
>>57154216
do it cunt bet you won't
>>57154216
Why would they feel bad? I bet they would be happy when you do it and party 24/7
>>57153990
>>57154108
I know, I was just pretending to be retarded
>>57154216
Would you jump off of a bridge
http://www.gayguys.com/2014/12/preferring-date-one-race-another-makes-racist/
>>57154109
>New Zealand is home to the most beautiful place I have ever visited. Queenstown.
fucking sick of memestown t b h
>>57154371
t. butthurt north island cuck
>>57154387
I'm Crushedchurch
It just annoys me, Queenstown is saturated with touristy shit while Wanaka is a short drive away and much nicer imo
>>57154425
Success breeds jealousy
>>57153829
Sell being your mate to me lad.
Alcoholicism isn't real , you can quit anytime you want and you'd be just fine
>>57154582
Done, I'm poor as fuck. Want to buy me a round at shadows?
>>57154645
ur mum isn't real haha
>>57154845
She is real sadly
>>57154907
Is she the one feeding your dog???
hehe
>>57154933
cheeky dubs
>>57154675
Poor sales skills.
Besides I'm also poor and at Massey in albany so no go.
Good luck in your search for friends mate.
>>57154955
cheeky dubs
>>57154931
What dog
>>57154966
Cheeky dubs
>>57155066
checked
>>57155151
Close only 4 off. Better luck next time, my friend :)
>>57155169
doesn't even matter because i got them now
>69
>>57155151
You ruined the cheeky dubs chain, shoulda said it
Czech
>>57155197
>>57155218
So close guys I believe in you
>>57155169
69 is a sex number
eesdi on muldikulduurne riig :-DDD
- t. daavi
paracetamol more like parashitamol hahaha
ibuprofen more like ibupoofen hahaha
>>57155276
I understood that
penicillin more like penisillin hahaha
>>57155276
>EKRE at 20%
Those mudshits will hang on lamp posts soon
Delfi is literally /pol/
>YOURE A SHILL
>NO YOU ARE
>NOOOO YOU ARE
It was 2006 10 years ago. What were you doing then I was playing at the park with my brothers and sisters
>>57155512
Oh no. Fuck that shit page. It's fucking horrible.
>>57155551
I was 10 and happy
>>57155551
I was 9 and happy
>>57155512
>Not shitposting on delfi 24/7
>>57155551
I was 9 and happy.
>>57155512
Maskava, cenšoties realizēt un nostiprināt savu ietekmi reģionā, ir pievērsusies arī Lietuvas skolēniem, sevišķi koncentrējoties uz izglītības iestādēm, kur mācības notiek krievu valodā. Atsaucoties uz Lietuvas Valsts drošības departamenta ziņojumu par nacionālās drošības apdraudējumu pagājušajā gadā, par to vēsta portāls "Delfi.lt".
will EKRE legalize weed, bro?
>>57155551
I was fifteen doing the same shit I'm doing now lol
>>57155777
EKRE will legalize those digits
>>57155574
>>57155574
>>57155601
I was 11 and happy
>>57155807
>didnt reply to me
:^( now im even more sad
>>57155777
EKRE GET
>>57155777
No.
>>57155673
>>57155978
Hello I'm gonna take a guess that you are 19
>>57155787
And are you happy now
I don't speak estonian
>>57156125
Very happy.
>>57156168
???
I don't speak faggot :DDD
>>57156267
froggy :)
>>57156293
that's a really funky frog
>eating chicken twisties
Oh boy!
>>57156259
Don't you lie to me Jeremy
>>57156102
Yes hello, Bruce.
>You will never know what it is like to go balls deep into the boipucci of a Russian-Latvian twink named Yuri
>>57156384
Hello ugh, jaszon, yeah that sounds Latvian right :DD
>video card is dying
send € please
>>57156507
Its Jānis :DDDDDDDDD
What books you lads reading atm? Just finished The Last Days of the Romanovs, was pretty good. Fucking gommies man. Need to pick something else up
>>57156568
Sent tanks
>>57156582
cuck name
real Latvians are named Visvaldis
anyone here never had a gf before?
>>57156636
tanks are not a currency, can't exchange them for goods and services
>>57156568
hahahahahah
>>57156582
Is Janis a Latvian version of John
>>57156759
yes
>>57156725
You can take the card by force
>>57156839
Nice :DDDDD
Warships>Tanks
>>57156607
Reading Leviathan Wakes by James S. A. Corey, the book the first season of The Expanse is based on.
Anyone here through Optus?
>>57157027
have you fed your dog?
>>57156902
Binkis > bunkis
>>57157027
Aye
>>57156717
Does really really close female friend count
>>57157086
did u put ur benis in her???
>>57157055
With home internet or mobile?
>>57156717
I've had one, it was horrible
>>57156582
>Jānis
That sounds like jannies lol
>>57145923
>"Fuck off; we're full!" is basically the national mantra
>kindess of average Australians
Pick one, Jonah. Admit it: New Zealand is better than Aus in every conceivable way and only a fool would choose to live there instead of a tranquil utopia like New Zealand.
>>57157086
Were you sticking your dick in her or was she sucking your benis?
>>57157159
How about Viestars then?
>>57157119
Home internet, mobile is on telstra.
>>57157169
Captain Planet looks disgusted or upset, not just "not impressed"
Bad file name, that's one hour detention lad
>>57156717
I once asked a woman to be my girlfriend and she said yes; but I cheated on her because she was taking too long to put out. Not exactly sure what that falls under.
>>57157101
>>57157172
No but we did kiss, she showed me porn strange I never got the hint
>>57157316
>got into a relationship before fucking
That's all on you lad
https://youtu.be/bV7vb0TvlB0
Лaтвия дepьмoвaя cтpaнa ,этo cтpaнa фaшиcтoв, a Eвpoпa этo cбopищe yблюдкoв ,кoтopыe пoддepживaют фaшизм
>>57157169
>just got back on here and my first (You) of the night is from an 8 hour old post.
I'm just kidding I sit on 4chan all day because NZ doesn't have any jobs, now Australia thats where the work is.
>>57157225
Oh I see. I was just asking because it looks like the mobile Optus IPs have been range-banned.
Like WTF???
Can someone help me pls?
>>57156717
Yes, dated her for one and a half years before I broke up with her. She was really sweet, I still feel bad about it and miss her but it's for the best.
>>57157270
Unless Captain Planet is the type of guy that finds upsetting and disgusting things impressive, saying he's not impressed is fairly accurate. Although he has a green mullet and hangs around teenagers. So who knows what his moral compass is like?
>>57157337
How come nothing is ever the woman's fault?
>>57157380
I did that stuff in vce year 12 last year, i can't remember any of it though, sorry! :DDD
>>57157316
>>57157381
Is it bad that I'm 18, still a virgin and never been in a relationship?
>>57157354
I replied to your post nearly eight hours ago, but my internet had another hiccup, or as we like to call it, "Doing an Aussie." Even if you could get a job here (here's a hint, you can't because they're all actually in New Zealand), you'd only spend your money on internet infrastructure worse than Sub Saharan Africa. New Zealand is clearly the smart option for somebody looking for an actually nice country to move to.
>>57157444
That depends.
In real life, yeah that's bad. Don't tell anyone. On here though, you're better than most, since at least you aren't 25 and in the same position.
>>57157380
are you one of them retardeds?
>>57157380
Is that -5 at the bottom -5 radians then?
Haven't learnt how to integrate trig functions yet, only differentiate.
>>57157380
I'm don't remember what you need to differentiate to get sin and too lazy to check, but you can just use wolframalpha.
>>57157444
Not really. Though in saying that, if you don't fix that within the next 2-4 years people will make you into a pariah if they find out about it.
>>57157512
im really struggling with this one, just asking for help on my favourite general <3
>>57157419
well yeah, im in the 12th grade atm, np :)
>>57157539
yeah its -5, np
>>57157589
i dont have full account there so i really cant place this thing in there
>>57157655
What age do they graduate 12th grade there?
>>57157501
>>57157599
Fuck. Just scared of making any commitment what so ever. In the past year I literally have talked to no girls, where as when I was 15/16 I was at least msg/txting girls. Though I never actually took the leap to go on a date which is where I think things have gone horribly wrong.
>>57157685
18-19
15 more years and 30 years would've past , quite interesting DESU
>>57157702
Have you at least approached a few and asked them out or anything like that?
check this shit out ;DDD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI0zzyEcLa0&t=14m25s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI0zzyEcLa0&t=14m25s
>>57157655
here are some examples you lazy fuck
Just a test post
>>57157338
FAŠISMS ATDZIMST LATVIJĀ
>>57157380
>>57157655
Integral of sinx = -cosx... So I think it then becomes:
= ( (-5cos(Pi-Pi)) - ((-5cos(Pi- -5))
= (-5) - (1.42)
= -6.42
nvm I'm wrong I give up
>>57157878
lol i tested ur mum last night haha
Getting ready for my 30th birthday later this year, guys. What/wehre's the cheapest place to buy a helium tank and some CPAP equipment?
>>57157871
Lithuania thanks for this, I would link the lewd Russian one, but Janny
>>57157946
Please submit your feedback
>>57157875
holy shit, i hve literallt already dont 2 a4-s worth of these, but i have no idea how to do THIS one, i know whats the next step but i dont know what to do after that with this one....
Can you just help please...
>>57158029
literally* done*
>>57157885
a kā tur īsti ir mēs nacisti vai fašisti esam?
>>57157801
I only go out (drinking) once every couple weeks and when I do it's with my mates who are mostly guys and most of them have gfs. I think I sort of haven't been going out of my way to start conversation/meet girls because ultimately I feel like I can't bring them back to my house so I don't see the point.
Bit of a rough situation ;_;
literally every 2nd person i've seen since i've moved to brisbane is a bogan
nice state lads
>>57158071
Just try anyway. Being rejected is actually kind of good in a way simply because it shows you that more often than not being rejected is not a big deal at all. Especially if we're talking about a woman you just met.
>>57158136
What state did you live in before?
>>57158069
Tas krieviem atšķiras no gadalaikiem un gadiem.
Vienu gadu nacisti, otru fašisti.
Rudenī nacisti, vasarā fašisti.
Vāciem gan esam tikai nacisti.
>>57157965
Are your being legit, Jesus wouldn't appreciate that desu
>>57158178
victoria
>>57158029
it's been almost 3 years since i've dealt with this shit, i barely remember anything
where did you get cos from?
>>57158280
Probably trigonometric functions
I miss maths
>>57158136
you some kind of fucking poofter, can't put up with some true blue aussies mate?
>>57158280
sin(alfa - Beta) = Sin alfa x Cos beta - Cos alfa x Sin beta
>>57158351
bogans wouldn't know shit about being true blue aussies if it bitch slapped them across the face
>>57158189
>>57158069
>>57157885
>>57157338
dat circlejerk
>>57158407
you might be overthinking it
look at the bottom example here >>57157875
>>57158501
>tas nerunā valsts valodā
>>57158139
Live with my Mum and she's a total weird cunt that never wants anyone (besides family members) to even step foot in the house. As a guy you're expected to take the girl back to your place, so the cycle so far has been:
>chat to girl
>girl likes me and is interested
>relationship wants to move to dating/fucking stage
>relationship ends because of previously mentioned problem
Hence why I've just given up overall atm. Going to have to tough it out until I can afford my own place and then the problem goes away.
>>57158547
okay, fuck this i dont know how to solve this one, ty for trying to help me anyway
>>57158569
So are you the only child, cause your parents can't be all over the house if that's the case
>>57158651
i could be very wrong about this
>>57158710
Nope, two sisters who get the luxury of being female and guys inviting them over to their house's. And Mum is literally a hermit and doesn't leave the house besides for work at which time I'm at University.
Hello!
I vicariously base my relationships on figurative 3D animated girls and it's fun
>>57158553
KREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVS
Hello friends
found pretty qt apartment
>>57158903
Sup nigusandroviç :)
>>57158905
pics mayb? :DD
>>57158775
i also asked help about this on /sci >>>/sci/7969331
, and one guy did it like this, but the problem is that he did it on his phone and i cant read anything out of it, also its so different from the way my teacher teached me to do it so yeah...
>>57158783
Ah I know this feel, older sisters the typical modern day whore, funny thing it's mum and dad being all YOLO and lenient
that led her like that, I remember she was decent when we were younger .
>>57158903
>friends
>>57158903
Hey, usually we see the Czech anon here late night
1. You
2. Do you watch TV series with Russian dub?
Me
Yes
1. Flag
2. Do you feed your dog?
>1. flag
>2. no, i don't have one
>>57159058
Don't the Latvians have a thing against the Russians being former oppressors and such?
>>57159058
Latvia
Yes
>>57158966
I forget the commutative rules of integration that that looks right. You can definitely bring the constants (5sin pi etc.) out the front, I remember that
>>57159058
1. Me
2. No
>>57159131
there we go
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sum_rule_in_integration
>>57159094
lol half of so called "latvians" are actually russians
>>57158980
Yep that's so true, they make themselves so easy and even sort of pseudo brag about how easy it is to get guys.
ayy lads
>>57159058
Me
No
i cant read slav runes
>>57159322
>>57159185
And all so called "lithuanians" are poles.
>>57159220
Parents unironically hold out on the chance she "changes", I'm just laughing at them in all honesty
>>57159386
lololol
only like 2-3 percent
>>57159322
Marvelous
>>57159185
If you were to speak Russian across the /balt/ic countries would people be like instantly pissed at you? Because that's what I've been hearing
>>57159403
uphill battle broads love that dick dude
>>57159322
All me
>>57159434
no
many many and I mean MANY people speak russian between themselves at least in vilnius and riga
do not buy into this >fascisty rusophobe meme
binkas bunkis binkis
>>57159322
Nice meme
>>57159481
Russian seems like a pretty useful language to learn then. I mean if it can help you get around all of Russia, and a significant portion of Eastern Europe, then it beats the 'usefulness' of most other languages (besides English).
>>57158966
According to wolfram alpha it's almost like I said here >>57158775
(-5 cos(x)) from x=-5 to pi
>>57159481
gl finding estonians under the age of 30 who can speak russian, even my mom who is 46 cant speak russian, estonians can speak english pretty well though
>want to leave and live somewhere better
>can't think of anywhere better to live
This is a really bad feeling.
>>57159593
Go live in New Zealand, I've heard it's a really wonderful place to live!
>>57158569
>As a guy you're expected to take the girl back to your place
Only if you want the type of woman that would do all kinds of sexually degrading things after just meeting you to know where you live. One way ticket to unwanted paternity.
why does Latvia have such a high number of camgirls? like eesti and lithuania have some but Latvia has like 10 for every 1 of the other balts.
>>57159593
fkusna koshka
>>57159545
yup
everyone older than 35 speaks russian in baltic states, EVERYONE speaks russian in ukraine and belarus and you can definitely find some speakers in other slavic countries
Let alone shitload of waitresses and other staff speak it in turkey, spain, greece because shitload of russian tourists
>>57159582
>your mom literally grew up with russian media and russian language being almsot as important as nationa llanguage in shcools
>can't speak it
maybe she is "special" idk
doubt it
>>57159641
because latvia has russians
duhhh
>>57159593
when you already live in New Zealand and Australia, there arent really that many better places to live
how real are the videos where random czech girls get paid money to have sex?
>>57159220
>sort of pseudo brag about how easy it is to get guys.
To be fair to them, it is amazingly easy for women to pick up men. If a woman's even moderately attractive she can go literally anywhere and more than half of the men there would fuck her.
>>57159641
Enjoy the show.
>>57159630
Where else do you go then?
>>57158966
here you go, bud
>>57159641
where do you watch these latvian camgirls? i need to know for science
life's not fair
>>57159687
luv u latvia
>>57159689
As real as you want them to be bub.
>>57158824
hello, friend. Doing well I hope :s
>>57159668
no, the media was always in estonian though, soviet union never forced its langauge to the other nations, she had a very bad russian teacher in her school who didnt give a fuck about her students, also by the time she finished highschool estonia was independent again and russian wasnt needed to get into university
>>57159131
>I forget the commutative rules of integration t
I have a degree in math along with my CS degree and I've basically forgotten how to math outside of doing proofs/logic
I'd probably fail a calc 1 exam at this point
>>57159689
About as real as the American ones where a van with 2-4 men in it can get a woman to fuck on camera after only asking one or two of them.
>>57155551
I was 13 and omg how am I older than all you cunts.
also was in high schoool and learning to suck at girls and hate myself lul.
>>57159717
thank you so much <3333333333
>>57159668
Would you know if there's much work for programmers in any of the good, predominantly Russian speaking countries, for a white Westerner of course?
>>57159796
I was tirteen too eks dee.
>>57155551
>i was an edgy 15 year old
the best days of my life
>>57159593
Northern hemisphere, now you just have to narrow it down
>>57159593
if you're non-poor then USA is the best country to live in
if you're poor it's probably one of the worst western countries
>>57159776
Where the fuck do proofs even come in useful in the real world though?
>>57159890
>real world
>math degree
>>57155551
I'd finished at my first job and went onto the dole. I spent roughly a year drinking, bonging on, hanging out with mates, going parties, pubs, clubs, etc. Didn't have much money to do it with, but it was a pretty relaxed year.
>>57159824
>I want to live in white country without muslimes" is a meme, every good programmer leaves for western country for a wage that is 3-7 times bigger than ours.
You could try Russia, Moscow, they pay kinda good there but it still won't be near as close as Western level and you will have to live in depression, cold as fuck winters (-35 C and so on), corruption.
>>57159890
desu I've noticed if you want intimate knowledge of any field it usually breaks down to some pretty heavy mathematics
Someone just called me and hung up, spooky part is that this is a new phone and only mum and sister know it ...
>>57159690
I could probably lose my v's within a day or two of making a tinder account but I don't know if I'm that desperate yet.
>>57159974
the number was owned by someone else before you
they were probably calling that other person and when they heard your voice they panicked
>>57159817
lahendamist ei pea välja kirjutama?
>>57159724
here u go change the settings to "central/eastern europe" and look for LT next to the girls' ads
pornhublive com
>>57159929
Hmm, so Russian is good in the fact that knowing how to speak it gives you the option to a wide variety of countries. But shit because all the countries you open yourself up to are shit to live in.
Well then
>>57159717
tho i have 1 question more, do you know why the pii randomly disappeared?
im trying to make this as logical as i can for me so ill remember it better
>>57160055
First call and it's a stranger , cool
>>57160072
peab, aga seal ongi suht step by step, aga türa see pii kadus väga lampi ära mis muudab selle väga kahtlaseks...
>>57160098
Yes. You would make more flipping burgers in australia than programming in eastern europe.
>>57160099
I was thinking the same thing
one of the rules is that integral of a constant is 0, so that might be were pi went
no so sure about the -1
>>57159974
So either one of your rels rang up, or they gave your number to somebody else most likely.
>>57159974
Mum called and she was asking if you've fed the dog yet?
>>57159997
You sound like you're about as good at chasing women as you are at making up excuses for not doing it.
>>57159974
That was me Xd
>>57160216
>>57160216
>>57160216
new thrad
>woke up at 14:30
>>57160211
Teehee
>>57160215
you're right :(((((
>>57160287
uliek?>
>>57157965
Dunno about helium but you can get CO2 from those hobby brew shops.
>>57160288
That was probably a bit harsh of me, so I apologise. But really though it does sound like you're just making up excuses to not have to even try in the first place.
The man doesn't have to take the woman back to his place. Men go to women's houses for a root all the time. If anything it's better that way because chances are you won't want her knowing where you live anyway. Beyond that, I still stand by my statement that you should just try anyway because being rejected isn't that bad. Especially if it's just some slut you met at a club or a party.
>>57160167
this guy explained it >>>/sci/7969411
>>57160403
I think I'm just scared, to sex means to grow up
>>57158201
I'm pushing 30 and I've been having suicidal thoughts since I was 16. So whether or not I'm serious is entirely open to interpretation. But for years now I've been thinking that 30 is about the right milestone to kill myself. Plus I don't really go in for the reigous stuff.
>>57160403
>>57160500
And to sex also means to open yourself up to someone completely
>>57160500
Yeah it's a strange thing. Media and social pressure builds up this idea of how incredibly important it is for you to do all these things and how shit you'll be if you don't do them. Yet the funny thing is that once you do actually do them, you realise that yeah, they're really good, but not actually as big of a deal as you were made to originally believe.
>>57160413
>sin π cos x - cos π sin x
>0 - (-1) sin x
>sin x
makes sense, i guess
>>57160556
Being a virgin is less about the sensations of fucking and more about the fact that no girl has ever liked you enough to sleep with you
>>57160500
Look at it this way mate. When you finally meet "the one" you want to be a stud in bed, not an awkward virgin.
So fuck around with "dumb sluts" as often as you can purely for the experience.
Plus fucking "clubs sluts" is actually good fun
>>57160656
>Being a virgin is less about the sensations of fucking and more about the fact that no girl has ever liked you enough to sleep with you
I know mate, believe me, I know. But once you do finally get your wick wet it is interesting to sit back and wonder why everybody made such a big deal for so long.
>>57160556
I'll get to the point where I realise how it's not that big of a deal at some point. Thanks for chatting to me anon
>>57160656
I'll give the club sluts a go soon enough then, I think I need a new group of friends that actually go out and socialise and aren't deadbeat stoners
>>57160366
Helium seemed like the better option for me so I could avoid all the hypercapnic bullshit.
Explosions at a swedish airport!!!@!!!!!!
>>57161112
Sweden's long overdue for an attack
Shut it down