ITT: We rank each other's military in historic contexts
The Great War:
>UK
Top tier, were able to figure out modern warfare before any other allied powers
>Germany
Top tier, made lots of technological advancements. Were winning until Britain changed their strategy and sent a telegram to Mexico like a retard
>France
Shit tier. Were living in a Napoleonic fantasy until too late into the war when they kicked out the old generals and modernized their military
>Austro-Hungary
Started a war for a shitty reason and had a shitty strategy. Got massacred by Russia and Serbia easily.
>Russia
Undersupplied, not enough weapons, though had a large army. Had minor success in the war but the long term effect of it was more disastrous than losing.
>Ottomans
Dying empire turned dead. Terrible strategy. Muh genocide.
>UK
Stop covering behind strait and see what happens noob
>Germany
Good tech but should've backstabbed them
>Austro-Hungary
Mistake of history.
>Russia
Throw people at problem until there is no problem.
Also the genocide meme is getting stale
>>57144208
W-what about based Italy
W-we gave A-H a good slap for what were back then.
lel
>there are people who genuinely believe fr*nce wasn't GOAT in ww1
>>57144486
They were terrible. They wore bright colored uniforms and charged German machine guns with muskets and bayonets. They literally refused to learn from their mistakes because muh military tradition.
>>57144605
>country that didn't even join until 1917 having an opinion about anything, ever
wew
>>57144712
>country with a foreign queen having an opinion about anything, ever
http://worldmapswithout.nz/
WW2:
>UK
Shield of Europe, never surrender of faltered even when it was literally them vs Europe
>USA
Late joiners, gave critical supply support to the early mess that was Soviet Union. Slapped a jap.
>France
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZUKEVU-TwM
>Belgium and Lux
Got their neutrality ignored AGAIN
>Netherlands, Norway and Denmark
Fought but we're rekt hard, eventually became good nazi cock-socks
>Commonwealth
Good lads all around, many stories of ANZAC glory
>Yugoslavia
Raped by Italy and germany
>Greece
Did what they could
>Poland
Based /pol/acks got rekt but kept fighting for the rest of the war as partisans or as UK soldiers
Now for Axis
>Germoney and Austria
What to say, fucked up hard in USSR and killed all their airforce in London
>Croatia
Based balkan betrayers
>Romania
Double personality disorder
>Finland
Rekt soviets twice, not called Nazis because they were too based
>Japan
Muh tradition. Fucked up and didn't manage to kill the US Navy.
>Italy
Unindustralized country who joined to early, horrible command, bad equipment and no reason for war.
Sorry if i missed anyone.
>>57144872
>his """"country"""" doesn't even have a monarch
YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>57144943
thank god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAZ8QJgFHOg
>>57144208
France won this war, everybody knows this
Good thread.
>>57145136
kek
serious question, no memes pls:
does the average american think george III actually had anything to do with running the colonies at all?
>>57145363
The average child maybe. Until we're in middle school we're literally lead to believe Britain's king had unlimited powers and is responsible for all the taxes and shitty acts you guys passed. Then in high school we learn that it was parliament.
>>57145672
intredasting
