>You wake up on Sentinel Island.
where?
>>57136808
I'd be killed on sight.
>>57138460
The only island in the world where the population still lives as their ancestors did tens of thousands of years ago. Literal hunter-gatherers.
>>57136808
I'm half Black and considering only a few hundred people live there I wouldn't stand even the slightest chance of fitting in, maybe somehow try to appear as a god of some sort which is a gamble, safest option would be to hide out in the forest/jungle so they don't kill me on sight. They are known to be extremely hostile to anything different based on how they've thrown spears at helicopters and boats that come within distance.
fap and go back to sleep
>>57136808
Cut myself and paint some spooky bullshit pattern on my chest with blood.
Approach natives shirtless and do basic magic tricks to convince them I'm a god.
>>57136808
A boat once crashed there. There was a massive battle between the ~50 sailors on it and the natives. The natives won after a few hours but I hear it was brutal.
>>57138714
neat
>>57138777
good plan
I wanna go there one day with a group of people with full armor and conquistador their hunter-gatherer asses, or convince them I'm a god. Either way.
tbqhwyf they're no different from wild chimpanzees if they are this far uncivilized.
these are the same people who throw spears at helicopters, right? I'd probably find some non painful way to end my life since I'd prefer that to getting skewered
>>57136808
>Population estimates range from lower than 40, through a median of around 250, and up to a maximum of 500
Remembered a Star Trek TNG episode about colonists made up of Irish travelers being settling somewhere and the ship doctor telling them they had to practice polyandry cuckholding for a few generation for genetic health or some bullshit. There's some twist like this in a lot of disaster movies too(we need to bring as many Jamals and Tyrones on the escape ship or underground bunker for genetic diversity)
Sentinelese are still around after thousands of years of inbreeding and they're probably fitter than most people in the West.
>>57139290
you could just try swimming back to the andaman islands
Imagine you are equiped with riot gear, a buckler a few grenades and a high powered rifle and the mission to eliminate everyone there, that would be like real life FPS
>>57138864
No the natives killed them almost instantly bruh
>>57140668
Would rather a gillie suit (is that how it's spelled) so I could sneak around
Kill all the men and enslave the women
>>57141154
>average /brit/ poster
