vodka edition
crayon pop
>>57134094
propah
watch out janny's about
sersh
>>57134094
She looks good in this.
karen
don't think janny allows webms in the op
>>57134150
she's a coat hanger m8 she looks good with everything
>>57134108
Why do people always post this.
Whyyy
Janny's on the warpath aquafresh, keep one eye over your shoulder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCjC9BjPgoc
Ah, yes. Bringing jobs back to America from China, giving blacks a chance at employment by stopping illigal immigration, wanting to make sure ISIS don't come into your country and getting on with Russia makes you a racist bigoted evil Nazi warmonger
>>57134181
He just doesn't let ban evading aussies post on the site before their ban is done.
HE'S GONNA DO HIS BLOODY NUT
What do you reckon the Janny smells like?
I reckon knobcheese
>>57134199
gave him a life supply of aquafresh so he can eat all the sweets he wants to
I AM JAN JAN
lads
>Sam Hyde
>>57134198
why not?
>>57134230
he hates you anon, he hates us all, the only things he loves is his japanese cartoon friends
*shoots the janitor*
>>57134281
probs has to shower for work.
lol
think its mad my grandparents/parents grew up in a world where nuclear doomsday with the USSR was a prominent theme in the new 2bh
>>57134319
Honestly couldn't give a rats arse what the mods think of me desu
YOU'RE A BETTER MAN THAN I
What show have you been watching for Easter lids
>>57134319
wtf i hate the mods now!
Listening to Regina Spektor again, lads.
>>57134372
It's weird my old man actually enlisted in the USAF and was stationed in England
doing a british nationalism
ARROGANT STUDENTS ON POOICIDE WATCH
1/2
>>57134319
Outrageous. Docked 6 months salary
business idea: stock market
>>57134319
>they want /sp/ to be a sports bar
what sort of a fucking sports bar has naked polish children running around
>Trump backtracks on 'punishment' for women who get abortions
He's getting stumped, he only made that comment earlier today.
>>57134467
Good lad
last number is how many broads i get in atlanta
>>57134421
sounds like a good lad x
2/2
>>57134396
House of Cards
Business idea: it's like tinder, but for fight meet ups
DAE demand satisfaction
Settle a bet for me lads, which is the better Outkast song..
Hey Ya
or
B.o.B?
>>57134541
ATLiens
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
> a 20 deck of smokes will be 40aud within the next two years
>>57134319
>he calls dealing with /sp/ "the actual worst job in the world"
>but he still does it
>for free
>>57134541
Ha!
>>57134572
Already exists
>>57134572
I'm sure this existed at some point but it got removed from the app stores.
>>57134530
not like his supporters care
i'm the wisest person in /brit/
prove me wrong (protip you can't)
the life of a janny depends whether he's a normie of autist,
normie janny lifecycle:
>see janny ad and decides to do it to help the board
>do it for a few weeks and realise he isn't doing much more than annoying people
>stop being a janny and move on with life
autist janny lifecycle:
>see janny ad and decide to do it to have some power
>initally laugh at the people posting hate
>over time he realises what they're saying is true and it begins to depress him
>he kills himself or decides to get his life back on track
>>57134571
Ayyyy watched it the first weekend it came out. Liked Kinnaman in The Killing, doesn't disappoint in this new role either. You finished it?
USA BURN IN HELL!
USA BURN IN HELL!
USA BURN IN HELL!
USA BURN IN HELL!
USA BURN IN HELL!
USA BURN IN HELL!
USA BURN IN HELL!
>>57134597
i'd fucking take you blindfolded
>>57134601
don't worry we'll catch up soon
>>57134664
you're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak
>>57134584
B.O.B.
>>57134690
a fucking leprechaun
>>57134319
>People go to /b/ because they hear about it and think "Hey, maybe I'll enjoy being a shithead" then they go to /sp/ when they realize they want to make it their prime hobby
BTFO
T
F
O
>>57134597
i would literally cave your head in
>>57134584
spottieottiedopaliscious
>>57134584
hey ya
>>57134690
up the arse probably, knowing you. bender.
>>57134674
Yeah watched it all last night
pretty good much better than season 3
Islamic terrorists fighting for Islamic State killing people in the name of Islam?
Nothing to do with Islam
>>57134571
He'll always be Holder to me.
AY LINDEN!
hate being 165cm
>>57134690
>>57134732
hahahaha even if you stood on each other's shoulders you'd still only be up to my cock
not sure if i should imbibe benzodiazepine drugs
>>57134813
>imbibe
hat
To: /brit/ team
Bcc: Mods
From: Anonymous
Hi all
Janny's birthday is coming up and I'm putting an envelope round for it. Feel free to contribute. Just make sure it gets back to me at the end of the week.
Regards,
Falco
>>57134776
guided by a book written by muslims which purports being the word of the Islamic god no less.
been at uni for 3 years now
not one friend made
hahaha!!
>>57134789
just googled it, 5ft4 L M A O
can you even be considered a human being? pretty sure I came out of the womb at 5ft5 at least
>>57134781
Oooooh snap!
Current plan for 2016:
>Get /fit/
>Get /out/
Anything I need to add?
>>57134845
*puts an empty envelope in the jar*
janny's wages for the year
Just went downstairs and got a glass of water without even turning on a light. Didn't bump into anything, didn't spill a drop. I don't know what blind people are always moaning about, it's easy. I even touch typed this.
>>57134776
strawman
>>57134845
>Janny
Desperately need a driving license.
I'm a clueless virgin but I do have a big willy. Will that make up for my awful performance the first time I have sex?
>tfw could heem and overpower everyone in this thread
>neo-/sp/ defending the mods
>>57134951
>gif
fuck off
>>57134951
>Implying there'll be a first time
>>57134776
explained perfectly here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjvfaZIDLCg
>>57134951
How big?
>>57134948
if you're parents don't buy you a shitty car and pay for your driving lessons they don't love you 2bh
>he didn't get his driving licence when he was 17-18
just kys
>>57134955
i'd look like that if i lost some weight
>>57134955
absolutely disgusting
how are you mean't to cuddle that
>>57134871
which uni?
fracking: thoughts?
Not a fan personally
>>57134957
they don't understand
they'll never understand what prime /sp/ was
>>57134588
Second GOAT album behind Aquemini.
>>57135027
They've paid for my driving lessons and I've had like 20-30 but I always end up having to go back to uni before I can sit the practical.
>>57135045
London Met
whoaaaaaaaa
it's about to get weird in here!
*turns off all the lights*
"We liberated Europe in feet, yards, pounds and tons...but all the concentration camps were metric"
>>57135032
Couldn't get clutch control down and then I went to uni. I'll sort it when I graduate
>>57135037
Just put your arms around him and squeeze
>>57134970
Incredible post
>>57135047
I'm actually in favour of fracking, as long as they carry out their equipment tests and whatnot on my bollocks
>>57134955
I would let a guy like that trash me... Damn...
>>57134584
Better Outkast song? B.O.B.
Better pop song? Hey Ya.
Got a bit of deja vu from this post though.
>>57135045
hello mi5
>tfw 5'6
>>57135109
he'll be all hard and rigid
want a bf with a nice soft tummy
>>57135158
hello~
>>57135139
https://desustorage.org/int/search/text/outkast%20song/
>>57134664
Explain Quaternions without using google
>>57135139
t. never listened to a full outkast album.
>>57135168
lmao
>>57135168
become a girl
>>57135168
*pats you on the head*
drinking its te
>>57135107
what did he mean by this
>>57135173
so a gf?
Your words can hurt. Please be careful in what you say.
>>57135168
*plonks willy onto your head*
haha short-arse
>>57135173
Me too 3bh. :( Would still hug the muscle lad though, beggars can't be choosers.
>>57135237
either would suffice
>oi could you give us a lift m8?
Do you?
>>57135077
>mfw
>>57135083
Good taste
>Anglos will never be able to watch something like this on the BBC
>>57134597
going to need proofs
>>57135242
>you belong in the unruly
>>57134837
seems you need to imbibe some wisdom from an intellectual heavyweight such as myself
>>57135195
Excuse you, you fucking cunt. Outkast are genuinely my favourite artists. How is B.O.B. not a better Outkast song? In fact, I could argue it's the only Outkast song out of those two options since it was only Andre involved in it.
>>57135235
trying to think what fallacy that is
>>57135235
Britain>Europe
right tricep is twitching
>>57135251
*starts violently tossing you off*
in enfield service station now
go and see if I can get some food
What you listening to
>>57135252
>beggars can't be choosers.
stop that
you're a catch x
>>57135281
why would I want to
I've got porn right here if I need a wank
>>57135281
so? what are you meant to be proving?
>>57135307
*in Hey Ya
>>57135095
fairy nuff bruh, you should be hot to trot with 30 lessons. it's worth planning ahead for 2bh, it's dece n independent like. would you have a car at unay?
>>57135345
re:plus
>>57135263
preening faggot
>>57135345
>>57135345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9ZiU7ahZso
>>57135327
*cums early*
oh........erm......haha
Livefeed from sheffield
>>57135309
Reduction ad Hitlerum
The Nazis used the metric system so the metric system must be bad.
Don't even like sex tßh. Completely overrated
>>57135242
>implying the words on the right don't describe more specific feelings and concepts
Don't want to sound like /pol/ but this is literally trying to dumb down language to avoid making people with reasons to feel bad feel bad.
>>57135281
love Italy 2bh. want to live there some day.
>>57135345
Fugazi - Repeater
>>57135345
>>57135350
n-no u
x
about to post an absolutely cracking gimmick
YOURE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT
>>57135345
literally spammed on /mu/ by the fat aspie who created it
>>57135352
>he only jerks off to porn
top pleb
>>57135355
just stating the sad truth 2bh
Anyone know how to get shit stains out of a rug?
>>57135499
cant wait to see it
*filters yank flag*
or perhaps not hehe
>>57135345
ᛏᛒᚺ
>>57135345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCaYB2N1adc
Because of that fucking Donald Trump webm. Need some happy albums to push through my all-nighter though.
>>57135517
good film
Do grime posters realise how cringeworthy and embarrassing they are?
>>57135439
That's do specific.
I'm pretty sure there's a more general fallacy for dismissing something just for an association unrelated to the point of argument
the nazi fallacy is a meme
>>57135345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdqu-HObUbo
>>57135536
red wine
or is it white wine
>>57135565
Good lad
i will resist the pakis until my last breath
>>57135441
True enough lad
Doing missionary and my arms start hurting, sweat dripping off my forehead
Would much rather have a wank
Fuck the steelworkers. Get a proper job managing a hedge fund or flipping houses.
>>57135536
shit on the rest of the rug to even it out
Dads been dead for a decade april 5th
Don't half miss him
>>57135608
red red wine
Which pornstar have you shot the most cum to in total? Reckon it's Bree Olson for me.
Literally haven't wanked to porn since I was 15 or 16.
>>57135591
Noice
>>57135640
lily carter
>>57135640
your nan
>>57135589
Pree dis battybwoi *kisses teeth*
>>57135350
this desu
>>57135608
>>57135636
You're telling me to put red wine on it? What the fuck.
>>57135629
Fuck off I need genuine suggestions so it doesn't stain
>>57135640
Keri Sable
>>57135565
very boring
>>57135612
just got dejavu to be honest
hate benders
Nige looks like a top lad
>>57135589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
>>57135597
Association fallacy
>>57135589
it's literately one autistic nigger that enjoys the fact that people hate him
>>57135623
Fuck off, Maggie. Have you seen port talbot? It's a hellhole as it is. It will look like Hiroshima when TATA goes
>>57135465
good lad.
Find a way to teach English at a humanities university.
I know 60 year old English teachers who are drunkards and have a big disgusting beer-belly that fuck tonnes of prime university pussy and then go around the corridors bragging about it. Top lads 2bh (I would not touch a humanities slag even if she paid me 2bh, but as a 60 year old english teacher it is a pretty sweet deal)
>>57135690
good lad
>>57135635
Dad necked himself 5 years ago in October
Time fucking flies I tell you. I used to feel sorry for him but now I'm fucking furious at how he left me and mum and my sister. Considering getting counselling for it
>>57135589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYWuhGG6QcQ
get some choons down ya son
>>57135636
GOES TO MY HEEE-EEEE-EEEED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkLrr9Ydl9g
>the supposed BATTERY
just did a very good master roshi impression but now I can't do it again
>>57135107
Did he really say that?
>>57135679
why lie m8
>>57135789
>the media actually use this footage proving he did fuck all
>people will actually fall for it
>>57135640
Porn star? Probably Jenny Lee or Jana Mrazkova.
>>57135635
what happened
Does anyone have a genuine suggestion to get a shit stain out of my rug?
Google is fucking useless
>>57135681
why did you poo on it
>>57135695
We're trapped
>>57135640
probably caprice or sensi pearl
I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
>>57135777
Your the man now lad
Look after them
>>57135827
I don't care about Trump either way but it really does look like he sort of pushed her out of the way. Can't believe he's been charged with assault.
>>57135798
Yes. At the IEA today.
>>57135859
I didn't I was fingering my arse and all of a sudden a giant wad of shit fell out and I stepped on it and it's all mashed into the rug
>>57135789
>Trump taking the piss out of her on CNN saying maybe he should sue her for battery because she touched him twice as many times as his campaign manager touched her
>Starts feigning injury and complaing to the crowd that his arm may never be the same again
Absolute madman.
>>57135809
I'm as honest as scotland's schlong is long
>>57135640
faye reagan
>>57135881
willy
>>57135908
this
this; is why
>wake early for work later
>could have made proper brekky
>gay post on /brit/ instead
>all ive had is beer, bickies and chocolate
;__;
blue veins look very strange against my pale skin after lifting desu
>>57135881
Dangerously nothing
*sits at a computer posting posts*
>>57135897
He's been charged with battery, which is defined at "being touched unwillingly" in whatever state that was in.
>>57135789
just another soros paid shill
>>57135881
a human being?
>>57135965
got any tim tams?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GtVUkyzvhU
>>57135929
You're as sweet as it is girthy x
>>57135991
Oh. Bit of a weird law then.
who has the most tragic life in /brit/ ?
Business idea: we stock up on cheap chinky steel and sell it on when the price rises.
>you will never be loved to the point where people celebrate your life like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM6RDjNhd4E
>>57136028
>TIM TAMS
AHAHA I FORGOT THIS
THEY CALL PENGUINS TIM TAMS
FUCKING TIM TAMS
>>57136028
Not even. Fml
WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE SUB-GENRE OF GRIME?
?
?
?
Goodnight, lads.
>>57136084
>we
>>57136082
The depressed Israeli
11.3%
4.8%
7.3%
damn right
business idea: piss in bottles
>He doesn't believe there is a global Jewish/ Zionist plot
>Even though the Jews control most media stations
>Even though the Jews control most banks
>Even though the Jews have infiltrated many universities
Good goy
>>57136114
dench lad grime
>>57136141
my mistake, 6.5%, not 11.3%
In a two-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!
need more aniemes to download
>>57136082
i'm a 27yr old suicidal virgin
