Mental yanks edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDmj99kj8t8
crayon pop
Modern art? Don't rate it
>>57129327
What's 'gypo'?
what would you do if you were in the cinema and some chavs at the front wouldn't shut up or switch off their phones and kept throwing popcorn around?
>>57129357
All aboard the bant bus lads
>>57129363
>Would you tidy it for him
Yes
>what would you ask for in return
How else I can serve him
>>57129419
toss my drink at the back of their heads, blame it on my date if confronted
stop the banter
What is it with normies putting an x after every single sentence?
What does it even mean?
>>57129419
Ignore them, as would most people.
Either that or grass them up to the cinema staff.
>>57129419
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9sxzh4TBvI
Doing a nostalgia over attending uni during the dubstep boom.
>mfw uni is just full of UNAAAAAY """"lads"""" """""EDM""""" and bad mandy, now
>>57129459
kiss :3
>>57129419
*posts a youtube link to that clip from that one episode of peep show*
>>57129459
kisses x
>>57129544
it's the most retarded trend I've seen in a while
Is the lad that gets autistic texts from his mom here?
edward snowden is insanely autistic
>>57129565
*kisses u*
>>57129524
>implying brostep is better than deep house
>implying we aren't in the md golden age
>>57129587
How so?
>Degenerate art (German: Entartete Kunst) was a term adopted by the Nazi regime in Germany to describe virtually all modern art. Such art was banned on the grounds that it was un-German, Jewish, or Communist in nature, and those identified as degenerate artists were subjected to sanctions.
top lad hitler
>>57129419
do nothing and fantasise about retaliating while on the way home
need
>>57129085
to reply to
>>57129363
:3
>>57129547
i was just watching that episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA1S0KQD2W8
>>57129650
He literally acts like the average autistic in Citizenfour
Or maybe he just has extreme social anxiety
can the gay twink poster please fuck off
>when you win an argument by showing them the dictionary definition and they have no response
>>57129580
I just came here to call you a faggot for saying "lad".
Ok carry on, fellas.
LAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Yzj192LHYA
During his final years, Hemingway's behavior had been similar to his father's before he committed suicide;[156] his father may have had the genetic disease hemochromatosis, in which the inability to metabolize iron culminates in mental and physical deterioration.[157] Medical records made available in 1991 confirm that Hemingway had also been diagnosed with hemochromatosis in early 1961.[158] Both his sister Ursula, and his brother Leicester also committed suicide.[159] Added to Hemingway's physical ailments was the additional problem that he had been a heavy drinker for most of his life.[115]
Family and friends flew to Ketchum for the funeral, officiated by the local Catholic priest who believed Hemingway's death accidental.[155] Of the funeral (during which an altar boy fainted at the head of the casket), Hemingway's brother Leicester wrote: "It seemed to me Ernest would have approved of it all."[160]
In a press interview five years later, Mary Hemingway admitted that her husband had committed suicide.
What's the point in living past 25? Life is just going to get worse. You're most likely to get fat, bald, depressed. Do you know anyone who is happy in their 50s? Why not go out on a high?
>>57129747
you cannot win an argument just by being right
lads
We went past 7 billion people just a few years back and we're already at 7.4 billion.
I fucking hate this.
>>57129311
edgy
>>57129706
>white women
>>57129747
The dictionary was written by a cishet white man
@57129757
Extremely rude
>>57129778
It's all the fucking shitskins
Man is pretty mental in general, dont matter of its a yank or not.
Lots and lots of crazies out there, more than all the mental institutions in all the world can hold.
And the epidemic is growing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc4HhIloT5M
What the fuck does this even mean?
>>57129760
haha outstanding banter
>>57129706
I fucking love this election. God bless you Americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTqpL08SEzA
>>57129640
Disgusting.
>>57129709
I think he sounded pretty confident and normal in Citizenfour, plus he has a fit girlfriend and he seems pretty self-aware and stuff.
>used to actually be quite popular in school
>now I'm here
where did it all go so wrong
>>57129827
You're the one doing a teaching degree, you should know
>>57129907
I'm doing an IT course, I don't know what this has to do with anything
fuck you City and Guilds
Should I go to Sainsbury's for some late night biscuits?
>>57129880
the two journalists were acting as if they were the disappointed parents of an autistic child
watching a trump documentary on channel 4
haha this is gonna be great
>>57129778
need to get off this ride
>>57129778
THERE'S NO BLOODY ROOM
I CAN BARELY MOVE
>>57129951
Ye
Remember the gravy
>>57129706
The man who maced her is a hero
>fagposting
can't fathom unironically being attracted to a man, in fact i'm amazed that women aren't all lesbians or asexual
>>57129706
>>57129860
>>57129951
Absolutely
>>57129860
Imagine being so angry that you did a backflip.
>All these anti Trump documentaries on 4
>Never mention Clinton should be in jail
>Never mention Sanders was unemployed for 20 years
Good goys
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-35929617
Literally Rasheed
>>57129760
Foetal
Alcohol
Syndrome
Know the risks.
>>57130074
"IT'S JUST A SHOW!"
This is fucking killing me, poor sod had to walk the pain off
>>57129860
He does raise a legitimate point, though he is a raving madman. The "it's all a show" quote is actually a fair concern, considering the populism going on. Vote Cruz lads
>>57130079
>unemployed for 20 years
on the same career path as me
>>57130079
>Channel 4
Literally had a human trafficker that was responsible for the deaths of a dozen people including his own family do a speech about being nice to each other while the Queen was doing her speech.
doing a poo
How will the UK survive without a steel industry lads?
think this is the end of the UK
no successful country has ever existed without having a steel industry
evening lads
>>57130079
i've been unemployed for 21 years
daily reminder after the Thetans were dumped on earth and killed with a hydrogen bomb they were shipped to huge cinemas where they were forced to watch 3D films. These films implanted ideas into our heads which we now know as "religion". Christianity, Judaism, Islam; they're all just memories implanted inside of the Thetans.
>>57130163
You have my vote in the future
>>57130191
MUH STEEL
>>57129760
This lad known owns and runs /brit/ and is on his way to being a millionaire.
>>57130116
cute
>>57129860
>I DID THAT ON PURPOSE
>>57129860
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I know the world is gonna end one way or another after this election but it sure has been entertaining
>>57130165
What?
>>57130142
I think the backflip fail kinda mitigated the point, he was trying to do some major damage control there
>Anyone with dark skin is seen as suspect
What fucking absolute bullshit propaganda. The narrative continues.
muh steel
muh welsh steelworkers
fuck off
>>57130264
Can you please stop posting
Bernie Sanders literally has 3 step-children
memes are NEVER wrong
oh man
I love how they're portraying BLM as peaceful
>>57130142
>>It's all a show
>only adds to that by being a fucking madman and doing a backflip on camera
>>57130116
>tfw your favourite site of cute lads is gone
Watching some of you lot on Employable Me on BBC Two right now
Pic of the wife.
>>57130304
wtf I thought his name was Kernie Sanders
>>57130330
won't be many employed after the steel industry goes down
>>57129860
That seemed pretty successful to me desu? What did he fuck up?
>Trump's campaign is not only driven by bigotry and prejudice.
>>57130264
sack whack
>>57130377
>gif
fuck off
pic of my actual wife
>>57130364
Tata are just bantering are Cameron
How embarrassing.
hey what's up guys joey salads here we're doing a social experiment
>talks about Trump's spat with the pope
>doesn't talk a bout the Pope then apologising afterwards
>discussing American politics in /brit/
>>57130312
I wish black republicans/conservatives would speak out already. I wonder how they'd react if a black man showed up at one of their protests holding an All Lives Matter sign...
>>57130340
>Kernie Sanders
still not independent, lads
>>57130449
hey what's up guys joey salads here, and we're going to be looking at some boobs
>>57130467
kissingboys and its affiliates. it's actually just moved lol, found it again
rate the new specs lads
>>57130255
Every year they do an alternative to the Queen's Christmas speech. This year they had that human trafficker whose dead son started the whole #refugeeswelcome shite.
My brother insists that drug use is really common in the UK, just in like regular households, its really common for people to smoke weed and stuff
Obviously there aren't any statitistics on this, but is regular drug use really that common?
>this twat with a moustache
looks like a fucking cunt
just fuck my shit up
>few people at a Trump rally act like assholes
>all Trump supporters demonized
>Sanders supporters frequently belittle, assault and harass Trump supporters
>absolutely no coverage
Ahh yes
>>57130467
Need a glasses and curly hair bf
>>57130376
He landed on his face and exploded his knees. That's why he damage controls before even getting to his feet and quickly tries to walk it off.
>>57130535
Andre the Giant/10
>>57130552
yes m8
*smokes marijuana*
>>57130424
Literally my wife mate.
Proof is here of us out on a walk.
Pic of the wife's son
>>57130572
your dream is just everyone on the omnibus, grey, eating grey sludge. that's your dream, isn't it?
I love how they didn't talk about him not voting for Hilary
Can we talk about the election for the President of Austria?
People are watching this employability thing right?
Good lord.
>>57130536
I knew about the alternative message but I didn't know they had a refugee do it this year. Not really surprised though C4 news is almost as bad as the guardian.
Reminder that /brit/ is a normie and android board, virgins go back to /brit/feel
>Stuckism
>>57130619
Looks a decent lad. Bet he plays fifa
>>57130572
>That clip of Bernie saying Trump must take responsibility for his supporters' behaviour and it's a disgrace for a presidential candidate to allow this to happen and then without even stopping for a breath, goes on to say that he isn't responsible for his own supporters shutting down free speech and blocking ambulances
The fact that EVERYONE is so vehemently against Trump, makes me think Trump is the right man for the job.
>>57130654
I thought you had a King and shiet?
>I wish someone could tell me what I'm doing wrong
>>57130619
K E K
E
K
how do i become a twink lads? what steps do i need to take?
>>57130676
lol i turned it on when people here started talking about it. this guy is fucking unbelievable ahahahha
>>57130654
we don't have presidents
>>57130619
Jaime Vardy?
>>57130704
>The fact that EVERYONE is so vehemently against Trump, makes me think Trump is the right man for the job.
ah yes that would be the logical conclusion to take
>>57130684
They had the dad of that Aylan kid do it. The one who human trafficked his family and others to Europe from their safe homes in Turkey to try to get free dental care in Germany and resulted in his family's death.
>>57130709
Not anymore
>>57130686
>anime posters being rude
that's not nice
>>57129311
actress
these shows are fake mate
>>57130728
Can't stop laughing, don't let autistic people act naturally.
why did we have such shit tier music in ww2 lads
>>57130711
they probably do all the time but you're too egotistical and sensitive to use criticism
Can /brit/ help me with my grammar? I've written 'Do I have it and am too blind to find it?', but I realise the use of 'am' here is ungrammatical. I'm struggling to find the suitable replacement
>>57130616
fine then
here's a pic of my m8's wife
>>57130619
good lad
>>57130741
>The Republican establishment are terrified of him
>The Deomcract establishment are terrified of him
>The 1% are terrified of him
>The regressive left are terrified of him
Yeah, that's the logical conclusion. The rich and powerful are literally having secret meetings on private islands to figure out a way to stop him. It's incredible.
>>57130676
what employability thing?
>>57130806
you're not getting my reference we're watching a tv show
the gf
>>57130790
>go down stairs for a cup of tea
>glance at the tv
>kid in a tophat looking for a job
what
>>57130823
Good lad.
>>57130817
"Maybe I have it and I'm just too blind to find it?"
>>57130842
Have you actually got a bf? Why's he not into it? Looks fun.
>>57129860
america is a literal circus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2ZiIPEorP0
>>57130686
kumiko posted
>>57130852
Need to study for your TV license mate to watch it.
>>57129747
pineal gland status: 6 feet under
>>57130748
C4 is comes close to propaganda
>>57130817
Nothing wrong with that grammar at all lad.
9 wanks so far today and it's not even dinner time
Damn things gonna fall off soon
>>57130854
oh, well then fuck you and your obscure british references posted without context you prick
>>57130686
>normie that watches anime
take a good look at your life
>>57130958
how chafed is your willy?
honestly would rather be ugly with a shit personality than ugly with a social life
I have friends and go out every weekend, so it gives me the confidence in thinking I must be normal looking or normal.
But then I see pictures of myself and only get a few fat girls to swipe right on me in a massive city and I realize just how ugly i am.
>>57129760
he can't even talk properly
>>57130960
nah get the fuck out of /brit/ you cunt
>>57131003
thanks for that
>>57130995
an angry red one eyed monster at this point
>>57131003
stop caring about women and just have fun with your mates.
what the fuck
a duck hunting cruz ad
americans are something else
>>57131043
don't you have a job or classes to go to
ah yes, americans posting as if we give a shit what they've written, excellent
>>57130995
probably completely obliterated since he has no foreskin
Channel 4 just called Ted Cruz a hardline fundamentalist because he said he would destroy and carpet bomb ISIS.
does this cunt not realise what a twat he looks like
>>57130960
why are you still awake mate?
>>57130817
That's just conjuctive reduction m8. Your question is fine. You've just removed the redudant second "I" from "Do I have it and am I too blind to find it?".
>>57129760
Whoa, white trash exists in the UK as well? Nice.
>>57131081
No, he has severe autism.
>>57131072
ah yes nothing extreme about carpet bombing an entire region
>Ted Cruz begins every morning on his knees
>>57131072
In fairness, he is pretty fundamentalist, he's more right wing than Trump is
>>57131038
fight me irl
>>57131082
feel all night sleep all day
>>57131114
rasheed
LOVE it when the man kicks the ball lads
>>57131114
How are ISIS an entire religion?
kek
thinks he's superior to getting up at 8:30
I wish I lived in Bikini Bottom where you can own a home on burger flipper wages
>>57131149
Yes. I do love a bit of kick-wicky bally-goalie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpbvF1dESFY
Why does Channel 4 never attack Sanders or Hilary?
>>57131158
Region
He wants to carpet bomb Syria and Iraq to defeat ISIS
>LOVE it when the man kicks the ball lads
>>57131067
nah I'm off today
>>57131227
You know exactly why.
>>57131227
Democrats = good
Republicans = bad
>>57131149
a while back a footballer died and i said "did the man kick the bucket" and i thought it was pretty funny and clever but didn't get a single (You)
made a cracking chilli lads. anyone want some?
this channel 4 documentary is actually being alright from what I've seen of it.
>>57131229
Ah, fair enough.
>>57131297
yeah cheers family
what did you put in it?
>>57131325
it's better than that ukip mockumentary anyway
American hate thread
>>57130940
>>57130940
Get in here /brit/
>>57130893
this is probably the best way, thanks
>>57130952
>>57131085
My understanding was that 'do I' acts on both verbs. 'Am' is peculiar because 'do I am' never makes sense and neither do any of its other conjugations. This is the source of my confusion
>>57131227
>David Abraham (born 1963, Lincoln, Lincolnshire)[1] is the Chief Executive of the United Kingdom's Channel Four Television Corporation,
>Abraham is the son of Jewish immigrants to England
>>57131325
No it hasn't. It's just pushing the agenda that Trump is racist without backing it up.
you can tell this ashley twat posts on /r9k/ or something
>getting up 30 minutes before work
>puts on clean socks for his first day
>off work for a week
>ask girl (colleague) if she wants to do something after work on Friday; she says yes
>ask her if we should invite the others along
>"Nah, that'll only complicate things. It'll be better if it's just us two"
Do i make a move
literally a man
https://twitter.com/rosyrutherford/status/715141463248658432
>>57129419
I would do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07koWDo7-P0
>sitting down at work
KEKUS MAXIMUS
Why is Norn Iron so GOAT at DRIVING KILLS CHILDREN adverts?
kek, he's getting bantered hard by the lads in the van
bet they're going to rip into him
>Sexist bullying in schools is inhibiting girls from putting up their hands and speaking out in class because they fear appearing “swotty and clever”, according to a senior teachers’ leader.
>Bousted described “the tightrope” girls walk between being attractive and achieving at school. She said there was “a conspiracy of near silence” among girls, who did not want to appear “brainy” for fear of being called names.
>“If you are an adolescent girl, there are so many names you can be called in school – there are very few for boys.”
>“I think sexist bullying is a thing that just doesn’t get talked about,” said Bousted.
ah yes
>>57130741
The Bible says that's right, you some sort of fedora la?
>>57131343
beef
onions
peppers
celery
garlic
tomato purée
tinned plum tomatoes
kidney beans
beef stock
cumin
coriander
chilli powder
paprika
>>57131530
7/10 la
this aspie is a right mug, would love to knock him out
>>57131565
what would you add to make it 9/10?
>>57131530
>cumin
sure thanks for inviting me!
>>57131430
actually bizarre how vain and self-aggrandising she is.
whats inherently wrong with rounding up jews and putting them into camps
>>57131530
>cumin
>cum in
err nah you're alright mate, save me a bowl in the fridge I'll have it later
*books cab on smartphone app silently*
>>57131271
Aw. I'd try it with you. x
What did he mean by this?
>>57131482
What names can girls be called?
me on the left
shark among fish I am
>>57131650
fucking #smashed #cavedin
#destroyed
>>57131418
hell ya
>>57131442
Okay but how.
We are going out drinking together. Should I just try moving closer toward her throughout the night?
>>57131650
absolutely wankered
Ah yes very impressive
>>57131430
>happy easter omg i look banging THIS LOOK IS WHAT JESUS DIED FOR
Autismlad is in his element cataloguing things, seems out of it removing stuff and opening the auction teebeeh.
>>57131614
just indicates severe lack of self esteem
>>57131596
get rid of the peppers, celery, beans
replace ground beef with some diced chuck
replace chili powder with rehydrated dried chiles
add some beer
simmer for 4-6 hours
>>57131650
Holy shit, that does actually look like Sean Bean
>>57131650
for england, james?
what do girl's farts smell like? asking for a friend haha
haha time for Trump is responsible for violence
what case is this?
>>57131713
tfw mummy pays my insurance
Experimental new gimmick lads
Going to be posting 3rd eye opening and WE WUZ Instagram posts
Feedback appreciated
>>57131762
A computer case I think
>>57131762
A Corsair case.
>>57131696
slip something in her drink
>>57131696
Ye
Make her laugh
Talk about sex
Touch her
etc
>>57131713
my 2001 fiesta is down to £300
>>57131762
computer case la
