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Mental yanks edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDmj99kj8t8
crayon pop
Modern art? Don't rate it
What's 'gypo'?
what would you do if you were in the cinema and some chavs at the front wouldn't shut up or switch off their phones and kept throwing popcorn around?
All aboard the bant bus lads
>>57129363
>Would you tidy it for him
Yes
>what would you ask for in return
How else I can serve him
>>57129419
toss my drink at the back of their heads, blame it on my date if confronted
stop the banter
What is it with normies putting an x after every single sentence?
What does it even mean?
>>57129419
Ignore them, as would most people.
Either that or grass them up to the cinema staff.
>>57129419
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9sxzh4TBvI
Doing a nostalgia over attending uni during the dubstep boom.
>mfw uni is just full of UNAAAAAY """"lads"""" """""EDM""""" and bad mandy, now
>>57129459
kiss :3
>>57129419
*posts a youtube link to that clip from that one episode of peep show*
>>57129459
kisses x
>>57129544
it's the most retarded trend I've seen in a while
Is the lad that gets autistic texts from his mom here?
edward snowden is insanely autistic
>>57129565
*kisses u*
>>57129524
>implying brostep is better than deep house
>implying we aren't in the md golden age
>>57129587
How so?
>Degenerate art (German: Entartete Kunst) was a term adopted by the Nazi regime in Germany to describe virtually all modern art. Such art was banned on the grounds that it was un-German, Jewish, or Communist in nature, and those identified as degenerate artists were subjected to sanctions.
top lad hitler
>>57129419
do nothing and fantasise about retaliating while on the way home
need
>>57129085
to reply to
>>57129363
:3
>>57129547
i was just watching that episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA1S0KQD2W8
>>57129650
He literally acts like the average autistic in Citizenfour
Or maybe he just has extreme social anxiety
can the gay twink poster please fuck off
>when you win an argument by showing them the dictionary definition and they have no response
>>57129580
I just came here to call you a faggot for saying "lad".
Ok carry on, fellas.
LAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Yzj192LHYA
During his final years, Hemingway's behavior had been similar to his father's before he committed suicide;[156] his father may have had the genetic disease hemochromatosis, in which the inability to metabolize iron culminates in mental and physical deterioration.[157] Medical records made available in 1991 confirm that Hemingway had also been diagnosed with hemochromatosis in early 1961.[158] Both his sister Ursula, and his brother Leicester also committed suicide.[159] Added to Hemingway's physical ailments was the additional problem that he had been a heavy drinker for most of his life.[115]
Family and friends flew to Ketchum for the funeral, officiated by the local Catholic priest who believed Hemingway's death accidental.[155] Of the funeral (during which an altar boy fainted at the head of the casket), Hemingway's brother Leicester wrote: "It seemed to me Ernest would have approved of it all."[160]
In a press interview five years later, Mary Hemingway admitted that her husband had committed suicide.
What's the point in living past 25? Life is just going to get worse. You're most likely to get fat, bald, depressed. Do you know anyone who is happy in their 50s? Why not go out on a high?
>>57129747
you cannot win an argument just by being right
lads
We went past 7 billion people just a few years back and we're already at 7.4 billion.
I fucking hate this.
>>57129311
edgy
>>57129706
>white women
>>57129747
The dictionary was written by a cishet white man
@57129757
Extremely rude
>>57129778
It's all the fucking shitskins
Man is pretty mental in general, dont matter of its a yank or not.
Lots and lots of crazies out there, more than all the mental institutions in all the world can hold.
And the epidemic is growing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc4HhIloT5M
What the fuck does this even mean?
>>57129760
haha outstanding banter
>>57129706
I fucking love this election. God bless you Americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTqpL08SEzA
>>57129640
Disgusting.
>>57129709
I think he sounded pretty confident and normal in Citizenfour, plus he has a fit girlfriend and he seems pretty self-aware and stuff.
>used to actually be quite popular in school
>now I'm here
where did it all go so wrong
>>57129827
You're the one doing a teaching degree, you should know
>>57129907
I'm doing an IT course, I don't know what this has to do with anything
fuck you City and Guilds
Should I go to Sainsbury's for some late night biscuits?
>>57129880
the two journalists were acting as if they were the disappointed parents of an autistic child
watching a trump documentary on channel 4
haha this is gonna be great
>>57129778
need to get off this ride
>>57129778
THERE'S NO BLOODY ROOM
I CAN BARELY MOVE
>>57129951
Ye
Remember the gravy
>>57129706
The man who maced her is a hero
>fagposting
can't fathom unironically being attracted to a man, in fact i'm amazed that women aren't all lesbians or asexual
>>57129951
Absolutely
>>57129860
Imagine being so angry that you did a backflip.
>All these anti Trump documentaries on 4
>Never mention Clinton should be in jail
>Never mention Sanders was unemployed for 20 years
Good goys
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-35929617
Literally Rasheed
>>57129760
Foetal
Alcohol
Syndrome
Know the risks.
>>57130074
"IT'S JUST A SHOW!"
This is fucking killing me, poor sod had to walk the pain off
>>57129860
He does raise a legitimate point, though he is a raving madman. The "it's all a show" quote is actually a fair concern, considering the populism going on. Vote Cruz lads
>>57130079
>unemployed for 20 years
on the same career path as me
>>57130079
>Channel 4
Literally had a human trafficker that was responsible for the deaths of a dozen people including his own family do a speech about being nice to each other while the Queen was doing her speech.
doing a poo
How will the UK survive without a steel industry lads?
think this is the end of the UK
no successful country has ever existed without having a steel industry
evening lads
>>57130079
i've been unemployed for 21 years
daily reminder after the Thetans were dumped on earth and killed with a hydrogen bomb they were shipped to huge cinemas where they were forced to watch 3D films. These films implanted ideas into our heads which we now know as "religion". Christianity, Judaism, Islam; they're all just memories implanted inside of the Thetans.
>>57130163
You have my vote in the future
>>57130191
MUH STEEL
>>57129760
This lad known owns and runs /brit/ and is on his way to being a millionaire.
>>57130116
cute
>>57129860
>I DID THAT ON PURPOSE
>>57129860
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I know the world is gonna end one way or another after this election but it sure has been entertaining
>>57130165
What?
>>57130142
I think the backflip fail kinda mitigated the point, he was trying to do some major damage control there
>Anyone with dark skin is seen as suspect
What fucking absolute bullshit propaganda. The narrative continues.
muh steel
muh welsh steelworkers
fuck off
>>57130264
Can you please stop posting
Bernie Sanders literally has 3 step-children
memes are NEVER wrong
oh man
I love how they're portraying BLM as peaceful
>>57130142
>>It's all a show
>only adds to that by being a fucking madman and doing a backflip on camera
>>57130116
>tfw your favourite site of cute lads is gone
Watching some of you lot on Employable Me on BBC Two right now
Pic of the wife.
>>57130304
wtf I thought his name was Kernie Sanders
>>57130330
won't be many employed after the steel industry goes down
>>57129860
That seemed pretty successful to me desu? What did he fuck up?
>Trump's campaign is not only driven by bigotry and prejudice.
>>57130264
sack whack
>>57130377
>gif
fuck off
pic of my actual wife
>>57130364
Tata are just bantering are Cameron
How embarrassing.
hey what's up guys joey salads here we're doing a social experiment
>talks about Trump's spat with the pope
>doesn't talk a bout the Pope then apologising afterwards
>discussing American politics in /brit/
>>57130312
I wish black republicans/conservatives would speak out already. I wonder how they'd react if a black man showed up at one of their protests holding an All Lives Matter sign...
>>57130340
>Kernie Sanders
still not independent, lads
>>57130449
hey what's up guys joey salads here, and we're going to be looking at some boobs
>>57130467
kissingboys and its affiliates. it's actually just moved lol, found it again
rate the new specs lads
>>57130255
Every year they do an alternative to the Queen's Christmas speech. This year they had that human trafficker whose dead son started the whole #refugeeswelcome shite.
My brother insists that drug use is really common in the UK, just in like regular households, its really common for people to smoke weed and stuff
Obviously there aren't any statitistics on this, but is regular drug use really that common?
>this twat with a moustache
looks like a fucking cunt
just fuck my shit up
>few people at a Trump rally act like assholes
>all Trump supporters demonized
>Sanders supporters frequently belittle, assault and harass Trump supporters
>absolutely no coverage
Ahh yes
>>57130467
Need a glasses and curly hair bf
>>57130376
He landed on his face and exploded his knees. That's why he damage controls before even getting to his feet and quickly tries to walk it off.
>>57130535
Andre the Giant/10
>>57130552
yes m8
*smokes marijuana*
>>57130424
Literally my wife mate.
Proof is here of us out on a walk.
Pic of the wife's son
>>57130572
your dream is just everyone on the omnibus, grey, eating grey sludge. that's your dream, isn't it?
I love how they didn't talk about him not voting for Hilary
Can we talk about the election for the President of Austria?
People are watching this employability thing right?
Good lord.
>>57130536
I knew about the alternative message but I didn't know they had a refugee do it this year. Not really surprised though C4 news is almost as bad as the guardian.
Reminder that /brit/ is a normie and android board, virgins go back to /brit/feel
>Stuckism
>>57130619
Looks a decent lad. Bet he plays fifa
>>57130572
>That clip of Bernie saying Trump must take responsibility for his supporters' behaviour and it's a disgrace for a presidential candidate to allow this to happen and then without even stopping for a breath, goes on to say that he isn't responsible for his own supporters shutting down free speech and blocking ambulances
The fact that EVERYONE is so vehemently against Trump, makes me think Trump is the right man for the job.
>>57130654
I thought you had a King and shiet?
>I wish someone could tell me what I'm doing wrong
>>57130619
K E K
E
K
how do i become a twink lads? what steps do i need to take?
>>57130676
lol i turned it on when people here started talking about it. this guy is fucking unbelievable ahahahha
>>57130654
we don't have presidents
>>57130619
Jaime Vardy?
>>57130704
>The fact that EVERYONE is so vehemently against Trump, makes me think Trump is the right man for the job.
ah yes that would be the logical conclusion to take
>>57130684
They had the dad of that Aylan kid do it. The one who human trafficked his family and others to Europe from their safe homes in Turkey to try to get free dental care in Germany and resulted in his family's death.
>>57130709
Not anymore
>>57130686
>anime posters being rude
that's not nice
>>57129311
actress
these shows are fake mate
>>57130728
Can't stop laughing, don't let autistic people act naturally.
why did we have such shit tier music in ww2 lads
>>57130711
they probably do all the time but you're too egotistical and sensitive to use criticism
Can /brit/ help me with my grammar? I've written 'Do I have it and am too blind to find it?', but I realise the use of 'am' here is ungrammatical. I'm struggling to find the suitable replacement
>>57130616
fine then
here's a pic of my m8's wife
>>57130619
good lad
>>57130741
>The Republican establishment are terrified of him
>The Deomcract establishment are terrified of him
>The 1% are terrified of him
>The regressive left are terrified of him
Yeah, that's the logical conclusion. The rich and powerful are literally having secret meetings on private islands to figure out a way to stop him. It's incredible.
>>57130676
what employability thing?
>>57130806
you're not getting my reference we're watching a tv show
the gf
>>57130790
>go down stairs for a cup of tea
>glance at the tv
>kid in a tophat looking for a job
what
>>57130823
Good lad.
>>57130817
"Maybe I have it and I'm just too blind to find it?"
>>57130842
Have you actually got a bf? Why's he not into it? Looks fun.
>>57129860
america is a literal circus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2ZiIPEorP0
>>57130686
kumiko posted
>>57130852
Need to study for your TV license mate to watch it.
>>57129747
pineal gland status: 6 feet under
>>57130748
C4 is comes close to propaganda
>>57130817
Nothing wrong with that grammar at all lad.
9 wanks so far today and it's not even dinner time
Damn things gonna fall off soon
>>57130854
oh, well then fuck you and your obscure british references posted without context you prick
>>57130686
>normie that watches anime
take a good look at your life
>>57130958
how chafed is your willy?
honestly would rather be ugly with a shit personality than ugly with a social life
I have friends and go out every weekend, so it gives me the confidence in thinking I must be normal looking or normal.
But then I see pictures of myself and only get a few fat girls to swipe right on me in a massive city and I realize just how ugly i am.
>>57129760
he can't even talk properly
>>57130960
nah get the fuck out of /brit/ you cunt
>>57131003
thanks for that
>>57130995
an angry red one eyed monster at this point
>>57131003
stop caring about women and just have fun with your mates.
what the fuck
a duck hunting cruz ad
americans are something else
>>57131043
don't you have a job or classes to go to
ah yes, americans posting as if we give a shit what they've written, excellent
>>57130995
probably completely obliterated since he has no foreskin
Channel 4 just called Ted Cruz a hardline fundamentalist because he said he would destroy and carpet bomb ISIS.
does this cunt not realise what a twat he looks like
>>57130960
why are you still awake mate?
>>57130817
That's just conjuctive reduction m8. Your question is fine. You've just removed the redudant second "I" from "Do I have it and am I too blind to find it?".
>>57129760
Whoa, white trash exists in the UK as well? Nice.
>>57131081
No, he has severe autism.
>>57131072
ah yes nothing extreme about carpet bombing an entire region
>Ted Cruz begins every morning on his knees
>>57131072
In fairness, he is pretty fundamentalist, he's more right wing than Trump is
>>57131038
fight me irl
>>57131082
feel all night sleep all day
>>57131114
rasheed
LOVE it when the man kicks the ball lads
>>57131114
How are ISIS an entire religion?
kek
thinks he's superior to getting up at 8:30
I wish I lived in Bikini Bottom where you can own a home on burger flipper wages
>>57131149
Yes. I do love a bit of kick-wicky bally-goalie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpbvF1dESFY
Why does Channel 4 never attack Sanders or Hilary?
>>57131158
Region
He wants to carpet bomb Syria and Iraq to defeat ISIS
>LOVE it when the man kicks the ball lads
>>57131067
nah I'm off today
>>57131227
You know exactly why.
>>57131227
Democrats = good
Republicans = bad
>>57131149
a while back a footballer died and i said "did the man kick the bucket" and i thought it was pretty funny and clever but didn't get a single (You)
made a cracking chilli lads. anyone want some?
this channel 4 documentary is actually being alright from what I've seen of it.
>>57131229
Ah, fair enough.
>>57131297
yeah cheers family
what did you put in it?
>>57131325
it's better than that ukip mockumentary anyway
American hate thread
>>57130940
>>57130940
Get in here /brit/
>>57130893
this is probably the best way, thanks
>>57130952
>>57131085
My understanding was that 'do I' acts on both verbs. 'Am' is peculiar because 'do I am' never makes sense and neither do any of its other conjugations. This is the source of my confusion
>>57131227
>David Abraham (born 1963, Lincoln, Lincolnshire)[1] is the Chief Executive of the United Kingdom's Channel Four Television Corporation,
>Abraham is the son of Jewish immigrants to England
>>57131325
No it hasn't. It's just pushing the agenda that Trump is racist without backing it up.
you can tell this ashley twat posts on /r9k/ or something
>getting up 30 minutes before work
>puts on clean socks for his first day
>off work for a week
>ask girl (colleague) if she wants to do something after work on Friday; she says yes
>ask her if we should invite the others along
>"Nah, that'll only complicate things. It'll be better if it's just us two"
Do i make a move
literally a man
https://twitter.com/rosyrutherford/status/715141463248658432
>>57129419
I would do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07koWDo7-P0
>sitting down at work
KEKUS MAXIMUS
Why is Norn Iron so GOAT at DRIVING KILLS CHILDREN adverts?
kek, he's getting bantered hard by the lads in the van
bet they're going to rip into him
>Sexist bullying in schools is inhibiting girls from putting up their hands and speaking out in class because they fear appearing “swotty and clever”, according to a senior teachers’ leader.
>Bousted described “the tightrope” girls walk between being attractive and achieving at school. She said there was “a conspiracy of near silence” among girls, who did not want to appear “brainy” for fear of being called names.
>“If you are an adolescent girl, there are so many names you can be called in school – there are very few for boys.”
>“I think sexist bullying is a thing that just doesn’t get talked about,” said Bousted.
ah yes
>>57130741
The Bible says that's right, you some sort of fedora la?
>>57131343
beef
onions
peppers
celery
garlic
tomato purée
tinned plum tomatoes
kidney beans
beef stock
cumin
coriander
chilli powder
paprika
>>57131530
7/10 la
this aspie is a right mug, would love to knock him out
>>57131565
what would you add to make it 9/10?
>>57131530
>cumin
sure thanks for inviting me!
>>57131430
actually bizarre how vain and self-aggrandising she is.
whats inherently wrong with rounding up jews and putting them into camps
>>57131530
>cumin
>cum in
err nah you're alright mate, save me a bowl in the fridge I'll have it later
*books cab on smartphone app silently*
>>57131271
Aw. I'd try it with you. x
What did he mean by this?
>>57131482
What names can girls be called?
me on the left
shark among fish I am
>>57131650
fucking #smashed #cavedin
#destroyed
>>57131418
hell ya
>>57131442
Okay but how.
We are going out drinking together. Should I just try moving closer toward her throughout the night?
>>57131650
absolutely wankered
Ah yes very impressive
>>57131430
>happy easter omg i look banging THIS LOOK IS WHAT JESUS DIED FOR
Autismlad is in his element cataloguing things, seems out of it removing stuff and opening the auction teebeeh.
>>57131614
just indicates severe lack of self esteem
>>57131596
get rid of the peppers, celery, beans
replace ground beef with some diced chuck
replace chili powder with rehydrated dried chiles
add some beer
simmer for 4-6 hours
>>57131650
Holy shit, that does actually look like Sean Bean
>>57131650
for england, james?
what do girl's farts smell like? asking for a friend haha
haha time for Trump is responsible for violence
what case is this?
>>57131713
tfw mummy pays my insurance
Experimental new gimmick lads
Going to be posting 3rd eye opening and WE WUZ Instagram posts
Feedback appreciated
>>57131762
A computer case I think
>>57131762
A Corsair case.
>>57131696
slip something in her drink
>>57131696
Ye
Make her laugh
Talk about sex
Touch her
etc
>>57131713
my 2001 fiesta is down to £300
>>57131762
computer case la
>>57131762
Some sort of Corsair
>gaming PC
just end it pham ;^)
>>57131447
>his final words
KEK
>>57131811
>>57131798
>>57131786
>>57131820
my bad phamz. wrong thread
>that Hillary smile
>>57131713
you...
yes i remember you
>>57131713
>tfw pay £350 to insure a Civic fully comp
>Have you got anything a Victorian gentleman might wear
I would literally vote Trump and not feel a single ounce of shame
Lads remember when channel 4 did that "100 days of UKIP" and it was some dystopian shite haha
Such blatant bias
>>57131809
Last time we went out we were talking about porn and we were sat on a bench together and it kinda felt like she was leaning into me ever so slightly but i was too drunk and stupid at the time
>BECAUSE ITS NOT RIGHT
>>57131890
they can be biased if they want...
>>57131890
yeh i really enjoyed it
>>57131906
You're well in there la
>>57131713
I pay close to $1200 a year for liability on an early 90's nissan
my mate's dog sat on my leg today and left a fucking huge skid mark on my jeans
http://strawpoll.me/7231324
Decide America's future.
>>57131965
glass the cunt
>>57131965
did you lick it off?
>>57131942
He can say they are biased too.
>>57131890
don't be so sensitive now lad
>>57131942
I know...
Doesn't stop it being bias
>>57131853
she genuinely scares me that calcified reptilian
insurers are always quick to remind us that they aren't as morally dubious as jew bankers charging interest. We're supposed to believe it's a cooperative scheme where everyone contributes to a rainy day fund. But these funds don't just sit in an account. They're invested and if they make money everyone's premiums should come down. But they won't because it's not a rainy day fund. It's profit for shareholders and they have no incentive to lower fees for something that is compulsory.
Nationalise insurance companies
desu
clinton is the most corrupt politician in US history
>>57131982
you forgot the "couldn't give a toss fuck off yank" option there matey
When I went into bargin booze to get my dad some beer I didn't get ID'ed
Guess not shaving has added 7 years to me
>>57131733
>get rid of the mirepoix - an integral aspect of many, many dishes
nah dont think so mate. they add depth and flavour.
chunks of beef is a good shout but thats more expensive and doesnt bulk out the dish as well
adding beans does nothing but add something delicious as well as bulking out the dish. the starch thickens the sauce also. omitting them is just subscribing to the silly meme of 'traditional' chilli
beer is also good which i would add if making a special chilli but this dish is just a standard mid-week meal that i can make a tonne of and freeze.
>>57132049
How?
>Trump vs Hillary
Genuinely excites and arouses me.
>>57131982
is the third eye a right or left eye lads? in this picture it's right but i feel this needs to be addressed for future images
I think about sex way to much
>>57132034
there is literally nothing wrong with charging interest
you're a melt
Just made a new watchface on my watch lads
>>57131982
>People voting for the Socialist crypto jew
>>57132116
It's haram m8
>>57131713
Dad pays for me to be on his car haha
It's only costing us £400 this year which is half of what he paid last year
>>57132034
>They're invested and if they make money everyone's premiums should come down.
according to what
>>57132109
I have the opposite problem desu
yankmates please be careful
>>57131948
I hope you're right.
I really hope I can get the courage to make a move on Friday. She's a virgin so I don't exactly expect sex to happen right away, but should I at least aim for a kiss?
>>57132099
She'll get duppied so hard
Hi there /Brit/ - long time lurker, first time poster here!
doing a poo
:)
>>57132099
Same, cannot W A I T to see Drumpf brought low by a woman.
>>57132123
>new watchface on my watch
Don't understand this post.
>>57132116
everything wrong with charging interest if the creditor cannot provide a statement for loss on the money loaned
>voting Sanders
the yanks should have just straight up made japan a yank colony after ww2
>>57132189
very nice post
>>57132189
Your gonna fit right in :)
What will /pol/ do if Trump loses?
>>57132173
i like this gimmick
>>57132206
I've got an LG G Watch, which runs Android and connects to my phone
>>57132123
Represent the vape naysh y'all
\//\
Quite literally doing a poo as I post
Waiting for new thread
Autism lad has done well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM_0hRTSiA
>>57132159
you're lucky to have a dad
i haven't spoken to mine since he got plastered and tried to finger the cat and mum kicked him out
this was like six years ago as well
Suggest some classic hip hop
What does the 25 mean,
>>57132253
Say it's a Jewish conspiracy and forget about it a week afterwards
Anyone got a ps4
Need someone to play vidya with desu
>>57132164
it's the customer's money to use when required
reminder that august 11th 2006 is the exact date that the world went down the shitter
how the fuck did people not see the link between smoking and cancer/copd until relatively recently? its fucking obvious
>>57132282
you'll be waiting a long time
>>57132072
>mirepoix
i don't think it's integral to chili
>the starch thickens the sauce also
you simmer the beef for long enough the gelatin melts out into the sauce and makes it much silkier than beans could do
there is literally nothing wrong with a midweek ground beef and kidney beans chili, it's great, but it's just not as good as a slow simmered chuck and dried chile peppers chili
>>57132342
thinking about selling mine 2bh
>>57132253
go back to shitposting about how "the UK is cucks" for staying in the EU
>>57132324
Lucky your post ended in 24
Could of been in for a real surprise haha
>>57132342
me too but I don't want to add a weirdo off /brit/ tbqh
I only play fifa anyway
>>57132347
but its the insurance companies money? since you paid them?
>>57132321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjsPG0Kspxo
>>57132353
people still unironically think man-made climate change isn't a thing
in before ukip mentalists
>>57132226
>i should be able to borrow money for free
communist detected
>>57132353
Yeah everyone's proper stupid apart from you desu it's so obvious sorry we didn't listen 2 u
>according to what
>t. standard life customer sales representative
>>57132384
Same
But then my PC broke so now it's the only thing to do
>>57132349
You were born?
>>57132423
I said as much
>>57132440
I was sceptical until I had a think. When we start getting snow in March and t-shirt weather in December something isn't right
Remember The film 2012?
My insurance costs me £300 a year
Tax costs £30 a year
>>57132407
>Could of
*decapitates you*
would love to be a tree sargon
>>57132342
Psn's ran out and now i'm playing vice city
Just beat the driver first go though
>we, the aspergii
>>57132451
Yea my pc is done too
Really only use the ps4 for youtube, netflix, and streaming movies from my laptop though
>>57132440
>man-made climate change is a thing
>>57132443
Not for free. You should only be charged however much the creditor could have expected to gain had they not given you a loan.
>>57132417
>fifa
Fuck off working class scum
>dad decides to get something from under my bed while I'm out
>loose 10 inch dildo under there
Um...
>>57132321
big L
tribe called quest
eric B and rakim
outkast
gang starr
>>57132537
He did alright all things considered.
>As everyone knows, Thomas the Tank Engine is the story of several straight white men who solemnly obey the every passing whim of a white, straight, male dictator in a crude reinforcement of the belief that the working class should know its place. It is outmoded and outdated, and it teaches children nothing but dangerous stereotypes about the world.
>Thankfully Mattel, the company that now owns Thomas, has decided to do something about this. A forthcoming straight-to-DVD movie, The Great Race, promises to introduce a host of new friends who will forcefully inject a little more diversity into the Cumbrian island of Sodor. Many of the new characters will come from emerging global markets such as China and Brazil. Four of them are even female. Together, they will travel to Sodor to take part in an Olympic-style test of international ability.
>>57132321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lku28XWMHNY
can you feel that?
ah shit
UH-WAH-AH-AH-AH
UH-WAH-AH-AH-AH
ORH-ORH
ORH-ORH
ORH-ORH
So this is the power of chlorophyll...
>>57132501
not really following you ngl
>>57132514
I covered your mum in film before i 2012'd her
>>57132353
still pseudo science lad
>>57132588
Hhaa
>They still don't understand how he's going to make them pay for it
Absolute wallies.
>>57132581
yeah that's what I thought, don't really fancy playing little girl cartoon games online with some smelly geek
>>57132617
GOAT
better to build bridges than walls x
Hate being ugly desu.
>>57132667
kek
>>57132592
I'll check out big l, all the others are my jam
>>57132639
>it's the insurance companies money
>It's profit for shareholders
Saying the same thing
I acknowledged it was their money and that's why I suggest changing the organisation responsible for the funds
>>57132667
Háhâ
drop acid not bombs desu xx
I know it's a cliche but if you go through life and consider "What would Jesus do in this situation?" there's literally no way you can be a bad person
Try it for a day lads
>>57132625
WE WUZ PLANTS N SHIT
>>57131271
cya bender hahahaha!!!!!!! BYE BYE!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! SEE YOU LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>57132705
Didn't want to play with a working class northener :~)
>tfw America-Russia allegiance comes to save Eurabia in 50 years
>>57132785
today I shat in a lift
the only bombs we should drop are MD bombs x
>>57132725
Did you lose your shoal?
>>57132785
Been doing this since Lent started. It's pretty great. Waiting for the day some Jews set up shop in a church so I can make myself a bullwhip.
>>57132681
not sure that's right mate. soz.
>>57132832
>>57132770
good lads x
>>57132726
>>57132725
Haha *hugs you*
>>57132785
sodomites on suicide
watch
>>57132785
I try this.
Another thing I also tell myself is.
Someone who does bad in a good situation is bad.
Someone who does bad in a bad situation is average.
Someone who does good in a bad situation is good.
Most people are the second option.
>Cutting off the part where Trump says "And some, I assume, are good people"
night lads
sweet dreams x
>Trump supporters are angry and alienated
>Wins all the primaries
>Strong with Mexican and black voters
>>57132752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtGWsxDeV8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWMjRMJ0dTI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HrJxvrDtwE
make tea not war x
x
business idea: we all meet up and take mdma and play with each other
>>57132931
>as if context makes any difference at all
>>57132936
Goodnight
>>57132977
find it hard to perform sexually when m-dizzled. soz lad.
what's the most illegal thing you have done?
the bbcs left wing bias is so incredible that it's unwatchable
>>57133024
I meant footy or playstation or something
*holds up a placard with "The UK government is responsible for the closure of Port Talbot as they support the Chinese government's export of unreasonably cheap steel" written on it*
Lads If we all donate £1 to me eveyweek I could buy a house in London by 2086
>>57133024
Nowt worse than pilly willy imo
>>57132953
lovely post x
>>57132947
>negative 64% approval with latinos
ah yes very impressive
>>57132952
Nice one la
Drinking a hot chocolate
Kidney stones here I come
>>57133039
Spat blood on a police officer
Spitting is revolting desu
>you won't live to see 2100
>>57133039
took 2 carrier bags at a self-service checkout and told it that I only took one.
>>57133024
we can just take our clothes off and touch each other nothing gay lad
>>57133039
accidentally left the curtains open while I was wanking once
>>57133039
did a poo in the ladies toilet
>>57133146
Prove it
>>57133118
DONT
THINK OF YOUR WILLY
when will Americans who say lad, m8 and other british slang instead of traditional American slang like dude and bro realize that they're no better than wiggers and get the fuck out of this great country? move to bongland if you love it so much faggots.
>>57133146
What do you mean lad? It's gone 9 already lol
>>57133039
scrumping
>never went to buy those biscuits
>Sainsbury's is shut now
Regretting it 2bh
>>57132952
greeting fellow redditor ;^)
*posts Madvillainy*
*posts Liquid Swords*
>>57133146
I reckon I might, 107 isn't impossible
I'll probably die in 2099 knowing my luck
>>57133146
>You will die before Islam takes over the world
>>57133187
i'm going to kill you before then
>>57133172
hello porridge
Unpopular opinion: idris elba is a mediocre actor and literally only has a career because of how well-written stringer bell was
>>57133039
Downloaded a car
>>57133197
I actually agree, it's fucking cringey
Almost as bad as these twats discussing american politics
>>57133157
*unzips wallet*
Right me old mucka, you're nicked
*opens shirt to reveal tape recorder and microphone taped to my chest*
>>57133189
Now my willy is hard and I'm drinking a hot chocolate.
#justnarcissismthings
>destroy republican party reputation
>lose presidential race
>side with hillary
Trump is a democrat plant
warm up those pineal glands lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDLyKSYRqXM
>>57131952
£840 going by the 70p to the dollar there lads
That's not terrible, depends how old you are.
What engine size?
>>57133146
I'd have to live to 112. Not sure I'd be very happy at that age, but if I get to 100 I'd probably be pretty pissed off if I didn't see in the new century.
>>57133226
>mecca not getting nuked in 2022
>>57133245
Not seen luther? My wife loves it
>>57133245
Sort of agree
More due to The Wire being so good and praised critically rather than Stringer's character itself.
>>57133039
When I went to a shop when we were on holiday in America, they had these Hot Wheels in black plastic
someone had opened up one of them but left the car in the plastic. I took the car
>>57133039
said the phrasae "paki shop" out loud
>"the bbc is biased. there are people on bbc tv only because they're black/women"
>so women and blacks can't be on tv
>well yeh but they're not here on merit
>how do you know?
>c-can j-just t-tell
how do i win this argument lads?
>>57133248
thanks bong. you all's slang is great but as you say, it just comes off try hard when americans use it. just wish we could be happy with our own slang but every burger on /int/ wants to be british apparently.
>>57133265
You'll never take me alive copper *sets carrier bag on fire to create a smoke screen, goes off grid in the appalachians*
>>57133436
just call them rasheed and then batter the cunt
>>57132825
hopefully America just adopted us before then
>>57131482
Of course, never acknowledge that boy-on-girl bullying is practically non-existent because that, in turn, would be sexist :)
HE STIRS
JANNY
JANNY!
But we're on page 7 now.
>>57129766
Fucking this.
This is why we can not have nice things.
4 3
Finger
On
The
Trigger
JANNY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
We're on page 7 the mong
Just
A
Nobody
>I'm a janitor
literally translated as
>I'm an unemployable lard arse who "patrols" an anime imageboard all day for free and deletes threads that don't meet my autistic criteria
"excuse me please mate", me, trying to squeeze past you as you're stuck in the security scanner in the door of asda with a bag full of chicken sandwich rustlers in your fat sweaty sausage hand
So Ramzpaul has become a lost cause, he now approves of ironic 14/88 gas the kikes stuff. I say give him six months before he starts sneaking in earnestly saying that stuff. Another alt-right bites the JUST.
this janner will be broken soon
Do you even janny, janny?
>thread on page 6
>make a new
>delete it after 30ish posts
>go back to the old thread
>5 posts later we make a new
>doesn't delete it
fine job janner
>>57133914
>replying to a 1 hour old post
kill yourself
>>57133423
>tfw you will never defeat an english army under the command of Robert the Bruce
HE'S DRUNK ON POWER
>>57133436
Quote Danny Cohen when he explicitly stated that people would be hired for diversity's sake.
FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
>>57133981
>I posted that an hour ago
fucks sake someone just fucking shoot me
it'd be kinder
>>57132608
>Introduce foreign trains
>The Great """"RACE""""
*swims away from the shoal*
>>57133957
>an anime imageboard
You mean a Slovenian bleach catalog discussion website?
the op of that thread got banned and i was the one responsible for him getting banned HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>57133423
Even better lad. You get to retake your homeland from the muslim hordes with the lads.
>>57134017
>gif
fuck off
But this thread has nearly 500 posts. I don't get it
>>57134037
not funny
none of them are funny
>>57134071
The OP was >>57131271
>>57133995
oh yeh that's obvious actually
>>57134071
The benevolent Janny doesn't need to explain himself to a whelp like you
do you reckon the janny reads any of the posts we make after he deletes a thread
>mfw imagining janny with his sweaty rotund face pressed up against the screen furiously hitting F5 to refresh and see if this thread is on page 8 yet
>>57132034
Or be a proper Anglo lad and just make insurance non-compulsory. Interventionism and nationalization should be a last ditch effort. Banks should be nationalized because it is literally impossible to run a state without one, things like insurance should not if the state can conceivably exist without it.
>>57134153
what if he's actually like this, what if he's lonely and just wants a friend
I think I spend too much time on here las. It's one thing when I use generic British slang on here to not inflate my (You) values, but now my internal voice is starting to become a lad.
>>57133226
>wizardchan
>>57132151
>crypto
>>57133088
>most outraged pollsters will never vote
ah yes Democrat hegemony
>>57133245
Unpopular only because you forgot a couple points. Luther gave him non-American star power and Denzel getting Alzheimer's meant there was a space open for dignified Black male actors.
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