Do you ever feel saddened that your country's history is utterly insignificant compared to Great Britain's?
I'd be sadder if I actually had to live there
En réalité...
>>57118808
>Francecucks
>>57118617
>Literally cannot win a war without Americans
1688 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE VIVA LA REVOLUCION
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Revolution
>>57118617
Nah.
>>57118617
Certainly not.
>utterly insignificant
bitches love my anglo-saxon cock
>>57118750
>diana above, Darwin, shakespeare and newton
>newton not #1
fuck kinda cucklist is this
>>57118905
>Inehrited
>Got by mariage
GG, what an impressive conquest
>>57118984
women are obsessed with diana because she was a slut who became a princess (every woman's dream)
>>57119012
french women can't resist big saxon cocks jean-pierre
>>57119012
>France literally had to battle for over 100 years to stop the English from cucking them so badly
Also if Henry V didn't die so soon after this treaty was signed France and England would be one country today
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Troyes
>>57119147
>France and England would be one country today
And it's main language would be French pêh
k
>>57118617
You woudn't exist without Greece.
Who cares about history? Look at the current state of affairs. Have you asked your sister how that paki cock tasted yet?
>>57119117
>saxon
French, since Plantagenêts were French guys
>>57119214
Ancient greece*
my turkrapebaby friend...
>>57119147
>English pussies can't fight for shit, so they use faggy longbows
Haut-gâteau
>Great Britain
>a tiny island
>civilised 4 different continents
>literally invented the modern age (industrial revolution)
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>57119276
I mean now, i go to France every year to get my dick wet
>>57119312
>Be french
>have to cover yourself in plate armour because you're a cowardly shithouse
>get mad when shot with arrows and your fat metal arse gets stuck in the mud
>>57119359
Yes, and muslims to go UK to get their dick wet.
>>57119359
Yea, sure
>>57119292
What's up shitskin? Italians and Turks look like us so nothing changed.
>>57119411
>>57119437
Nope,you look like turks,the italians don't look like you...
>>57119359
Raping blind grannies is not something to be proud of, you know
>>57119495
you're right, Italians look darker than Greeks
>>57119437
>comparing Italians to Roaches
easy there hombre
>>57119541
south italians are a little whiter than greeks...
>>57119566
>hoping to have venetian blood to prove his whiteness
>he wishes his ancestors were raped by venetians so they could be white
>>57119495
You mean the Turks who are more white than you and lived always there?
>>57119405
>Be English
>Use faggot tactics that break chivalry rules
>Own more than half of France because of mariages, inheritance and treasons.
>Be allied to Burgundy
>Still loose the fucking war
>1000 years later
>Be proud of the "achievments" of your past French overlords on a Nepalese tapestry website
>Calls the French "cowards"
>>57119601
who, what, when?
>>57119601
South Italians were raped by Arabs like you.
>>57119566
>implying there is a huge difference between us and western Turks
>>57119633
Yes,the turks that were raped by arabs and mongolians and then raped you...
Fucking pieces of shit,if you were catholic we'd help you face the muslims but fuck you and your orthodox religion
>>57119677
all is fair in love and war
>>57119677
>Burgundy
Literally Israel tier
>>57119601
>Italians
>White
Kek also we have lighter hair and eyes than you Moorish shitskins
lol
>>57119740
>Yes,the turks that were raped by arabs and mongolians and then raped you...
Top kek look at this mad shitskin. Arabs never raped the Turks and there is little Mongol DNA in Turks. Lick my orthodox ass or you will go to hell.
>>57119828
DELET THIS NOW
>>57119781
>soccer players
have you seen the amount of niggers that we have on our team?
>>57119733
>raped by arabs
when did that happen?
>>57119733
well maybe not a huge difference between pontic Greeks, or other Anatolian Greeks.
>>57119842
well you were in a Caliphate for 700 years, I'm sure some Moors mixed with the locals
>>57119828
Rude
>>57119885
Nope portugal was never under muslim rule...
>>57119842
>when did that happen?
Were the Moors Niggers or Arabs? I don't know.
>>57119900
The Brazilians liked our invention
>>57119945
they were berbers
>>57118617
>he seriously says that
>his country's motto is in french language
Nigel, don't make it worse
>>57119914
sure m8
>>57119488
Like father, like son.
>>57120013
>france gives us mottos
>we give them big saxon cocks
>>57118808
>MUH HERITAGE
>>57119995
Same shit like you then.
>>57120014
Tell me where on Portugal's 1148 years of history was it ruled by muslims?
And have you stopped to think what the galicians were?
>>57120058
>>57120058
well, at least we're the alpha of the pack
>>57120115
whatever, you were the same Iberians under Moorish rule like the Spanish, not a single drop of Berber blood
>>57119995
>>57119842
>>57119740
>>57119601
>>57119292
>>57119914
You're embarassing us, also t. Alberto Barbosa
>>57120120
>Alpha
not while we're here britfag
>>57118617
Do you ever feel saddened that you have fallen SO LOW compared to your peak?
>be backwater shithole in ancient times
>get colonized and raped by romans and vikings
>fight a 100 year long war agianst france and lose, retreating back to your shitty island
>lose to a bunch of american farmers aided by the french military
>hide in your shitty island while europe gets ravaged by Napoleon, only to get beat by prussia while you claim total victory
>continue policy of being cockroach brits by allying with the french and smelly turks against russia, and instigating the crimean War
>go around the world colonizing a bunch of backwater darkie shitholes that can't fight back
>after the french won ww1 claim total victory even though you really didn't do shit
>hide again in your island during ww2 as the germans bomb you to shit, only start fighting back after the tide has completely turned and firebomb small children and elderly women like the utter heroes you are
>britain
>glorious history
>>57118617
Hello.
>>57120179
Sorry,but i'm suebi,lusitanian and white germanic masterrace and I have the right to banter this turkrapebabies...
>>57120191
>be some failed spanish colony
>try to wage a war against glorious britannia
>lose
>be salty for eternity
>>57120184
Hitler's fault. If it wasn't for him and the whole WW2 thing we'd still have our colonies and would be a hyper-megapower.
>>57118617
>[Danelaw intensifies]
>>57119828
>getting rekt by fucking Icelanders
lmao
>>57120344
hello father
>>57120060
>INb4 "NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS"
>I'm actually white and my dong is 18cm tall
>>57120014
CATALOGNE IS OURS
>>57118617
Not really. Although fascinating and admirable, I like to live in the now.
>>57120284
Very beta excuses, t.b.h.
>>57120398
>portudicks
>>57120383
sorry, but French girls prefer our dicks anyway
>>57120191
This nigger knows his history facts
>>57118617
I feel sad that Britian has been reduced to a husk of its former self.
>>57120398
We will always be Frankish in our hearts.
>>57120609
No,you're andalusians.
We are suebi and asturian
>>57120383
Eh, no wonder Romanian, Ukrainian, and Russian sluts always fuck people not of their ethnicity. Their men are shrimp dicks, especially Romanians rofl, gypsy and small dick.
>>57120558
Less than anglo whores begging for the big french cock. They are tired of pakis and little anglo bettas.
In fact, even with my accent I make your cunts wet.
>>57120668
Whatever you say Senhor Barbosa
>>57120858
That's CALIPH Barbosa to you, infidel scum
BIG GEORGE
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>>57120889
No we don't deseve such an honor,we're EMIR Barbosa
>>57120689
honestly m8 french are considered kind of gay and weird here, british women prefer spaniards and italians
>>57120365
hello m8
>>57118617
We are the ones who made Britain great, you couldn't even do it yourself.
>>57121162
No we stole from you
>>57121182
What are you talking about? We literally invaded your country and made it a world power.
>>57121258
thanks, but small foamy beers
>>57121068
>gay
Not again please...
WE'RE NOT ! It's just a strategy..
>>57120609
>We will always be Frankish in our hearts.
But you will always be spanish in your DNI(national identity document in Spain)
>>57121276
wat
>>57121332
>>57121100
WE HAD SCANIA N SHIET
>>57121704
1000 etc. Vietnamese etc. farmers etc.
>>57121762
>New Orleans
>got rekt by combination of normal US soldiers, militia, freed slaves, and pirates
>PIRATES
Don't even get me started on Singapore.
>>57121704
By the end of that war the US navy was unable to leave port because it was so weakened. The RN managed to defeat the USN while blockading the European continent and defeating the joint French, Spanish, Dutch, Danish and other navies simultaneously.
I mean COME ON
>>57122046
1v1 the constitution m8, lets see what happens, oh that's right.
>>57118617
>French mottos on your coat of arms
wew lad
>>57121068
Wait, you mean... You actually consider parisians... AS FRENCH PEOPLE ???
Italians, not gays ?
Spaniards, not morish ?
>>57118617
>Java
>British
This shit triggers me everytime.
>>57118617
>all his cunt has left is history
>>57121068
Does that mean I can finally get a qt English gf? :')
Do not feel like I'm trying to cuck anyone. I prefer dark haired girls.
![Shannon_Chesapeake[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hpeilqR.jpg "Shannon_Chesapeake[1].jpg")
>>57122115
The USS Constitution only engaged smaller, weaker ships 1 vs 1. It ran away from fair fights. For example HMS Guerriere and HMS Java - both 1v1'd by USS Constitution - were half the displacement of the USS Constitution. But the USN lost the naval war so obviously that that's all the Americans have to be proud of.
There was only one 1v1 frigate battle that was evenly matched in the entire 1812 war, which was the famous capture of USS Chesapeake
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capture_of_USS_Chesapeake
>>57122581
It mainly engaged frigates. The Constitution was a frigate that we decked out with more firepower than a normal frigate but less than a ship of the line. Do you really expect americans to play fair ever?
>be american
lost in iraq
lost in afghanistan
lost in vietnam
lost in cuba
lost in canada
lost literally every war ever
lose your women to superior british dick
lose your dick to your fat, not that it matters, seen as you lost your foreskin to a jew
>>57122687
I don't expect anyone to play fair in a war. But your "1v1" comment implied certain implications which I felt like debunking. Americans have built up a mythology around USS Constitution, understandably since they've preserved it to this day, but the fact is she ran away from any fight where she did not have a big advantage.
Suffice to say if she lost any of those battles against frigates half her displacement, that would have been hugely embarrassing and just not good enough even for a second rate navy
>>57118617
AHAHAHAH literally you have been cucked by all your own colonies
>>57123208
>mfw we will NEVER be as pathetic is """great""" shitstain
>>57118905
Man that's embarassing.
I think the UK still owns some French islands in northern France to this day.
>>57122549
>Laurens Vallender
>"British"
>>57123208
>AHAHAHAH literally you have been cucked by all your own colonies
No, they've been cucked by Europe. They won't even let us in to re-establish Common Law
>>57127274
DESPITE THE FACT THAT WE JUST VOTED TO KEEP THEIR FLAG
>that feel when friend-zoned by UK
>>57118617
Who needs to take land when you can dominate the world culturally with mass media?
You're all living in America
>>57118617
No
Relevancy is ovverated
I live the quiet life. I live the good life
>>57123412
Worthless islands
We still have the biggest EEZ (after USA, but soon we will be first)
>>57122549
>islam
>peace
pick one.
>>57127540
It's one thing Britain currently exports at a successful rate, its popular culture.
